Age Of Ultron where Wanda dives into the Avengers’ minds to find their worst fears but they’d had training against mind-meddling beforehand and so all she got in return was like. Vague images of fat-free mayonnaise and decaf coffee or the concept of never being able to watch anything except desperate housewives again for the rest of time.
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wheein just casually dropped the mv for 25 and i think my heart and breathing just casually stopped
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fred: hey do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the trumpet
ron: why
fred: i wanna wander around the dungeons and annoy the slytherins
harry: technically you don’t actually need to know how to play it for that
fred: you have opened my eyes, harry
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us: we want a gay movie
hollywood: so u want 46 movies about two skinny white conventionally attractive teenagers coming out in high school and how hard it is for them???????
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some of y'all like to forget sam wilson is a four course meal
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The whole self love thing is good and all but some people can’t fathom being loved. They can’t imagine there being anything good about them. So they can’t simply just stop doing unhealthy things, there’s a process.
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