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Oc idea ignore the fact this is a late night chibi doodle
They dont have a face, but can steal and wear the faces of others like masks. Given an alt name is the Mask Maker, it shouldn't be too much of a leap of logic they turn stolen faces into masks.
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Yeah like wtf. Cmon guys. It's like. Dudes married and seems pretty chill with it, you guys aren't gonna get anything. He's not gonna cheat on his wife. That's gross. I dont know if the others have partners, but still similar notes apply. That's like super weird, especially cause that may be the first and one time you interact with them, your first and only time to make an impression.
And you choose to be a gross perverted stranger who can't keep it in their pants and have manors. Especially the ones who go off anon, and get a response and now everyone knows this blog sexually harrases married men.
Great, wow.
Why is sexually harassing Tim Sutton so normalized in the fandom hello
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Every now and again the urge comes to me to talk about how often villager/pillager original characters end up looking scarily like antisemitic propaganda and how maybe we should try to stray away from these horrible caricatures but then i remember how my gentile friends reacted when i point out that the villagers are scarily similar to antisemitic portrayals (especially when we remember who Notch is as a person) and i sigh and put my head in my hands
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But actually how do you get your hair to look so nice
it's called "washing it regularly" u should try it 😌💅
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How I imagine @/timsutton answers his asks, always pulling up to see what today's bullshit is ready to humble people
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important things to note about the Queen and the Pope dying
their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians
their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results
Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths
they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)
Jschlatt predicted both deaths
they were both heads of their respective Church
the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday
i'll be updating this post as i find more things out!
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Brian is like a thing of french fries, tall, blonde, treated like a side item, salty... and if you neglect him, he hardens and becomes cold.
Do not neglect your French-Bri, guys.
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Hear me out:
Edibles in the shape of gummy sharks. Their flavor isn't blue raspberry. It's Taco Bell's Baja Blast. So. A Blåhaj Blast Gummy, if you will.
Between this a desire for gummy shark earrings, my goal to bring more gummy shark things into the world continues.
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CW// eye injury, blood and death.
"A haunted house with a picket fence."
What did I say about a sunshine character losing their spark?
individual frames yay ! One day you all will get a really long essay on Brian's house and how it haunts my dreams.
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I’m dropping the first chapter in a few days. Hope it’ll be good.

Thank you all for rebloging and following me! That’s my first experience in publishing something⚡️
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I keep thinking im not bisexual and then I see a gender bent of famous fandom person who gets fanart i think is cute and genuinely would if I could, and then the fandom gender bends them and I have to question everything again.
In my 20 almost 30 years of existing, this has only ever happened twice. I think the power to genderbend people is a dangerous power that should be used without caution. Like drawing people who you piss you off pregnant.
who else up & bisexual⁉️⁉️⁉️ And very afraid
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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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