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Nobody * kicks rock * wants to play mermaids with me * kicks rock *

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Other celebrities: getting married/engaged/planning future together

Harry styles: *fighting fans over gummy bears* COME ON YOU'RE NOT EVEN THROWING THE GOOD ONES YOU'RE THROWING THE GREEN ONES NO ONE WANTS THE GREEN ONES. NOPE

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Literal representation of the dagger and the rose

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Louis: "all my tattoos are pretty stupid"

Harry: take that dagger and stab it in another rose instead of my heart you 3'5" Lookin ass bitch

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Harry: nicknames, numbers,fish, metaphors

Louis:ITS BEEN AGES DIFFERENT STAGES COME SO FAR FROM PRINCESS PARK

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Louis: you know u cant really make everyone love you, you're not harry

Liam: not everyone loves harry thou-

Louis: who doesnt? give me names

Liam: i just-

Louis, pulling out a baseball bat: NOW

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i hate when a poem is good. Fuck you for saying that for real

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Niall: okay, we need to think straight, right now

Harry: well shit, bye guys

Niall: i swear to god harry, now is not the time

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Louis: i need to get something off my chest..

Harry: is it your shirt? please tell me its your shirt

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the tables have turned finally i will live rent free in harrys house

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Harry Styles looks really good today

I haven't seen him, i just know

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I dont even ship larry anymore

I fucking luxury cruise that shit

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Every time louis shaves

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Yall, what if 28 means to infinity...

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