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professors-husband · 3 years
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Diversity win! Your disabled British mutant professor and adoptive guardian is gay and in love with his gay, Jewish Arch Nemesis!
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professors-husband · 3 years
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me: magneto was right, but I also recognize that he has a lot of serious flaws as a person
me when someone brings any of those things up: idk man I dont speak english ask someone else
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professors-husband · 4 years
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Setting a few things straight:
1. magneto was right (accepted all mutants to his cause instead of just the pretty ones, taught them to love and respect themselves, actively fought against anti-mutant rhetoric in order to prevent another holocaust)
2. magneto was kind of stupid (regularly played chess with a telepath)
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professors-husband · 4 years
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Hey, if you could take this survey and/or boost this so it gets to as many people as possible, that'd be amazing! I've got to collect data for an English paper.
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professors-husband · 4 years
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Friend's Quotes as X-Men Quotes!
Peter: *badly acting like hes flirting* Hey girl, did it hurt?
Kurt: yes.
Peter: --pfft
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"When you try your best but you dont succeeeed"
Peter: That's my theme song! Or meme song, if you will.
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Hank: who did that- I'll kill them with my bare hands--
Charles: *wasn't paying attention* Your bear hands...?
Hank: YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID
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Erik: *points at Kurt* look how happy this seatbelt wearing f*ck is
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Logan: Pal I'm wearing slippers do you really think I wanna be here right now
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Even More Incorrect X-Men Quotes Part 7/????
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Incorrect X-Men quotes
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professors-husband · 4 years
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Charles: Hey, can you do something for me?
Erik: I would willingly die for you but continue
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professors-husband · 4 years
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No one
Erik:
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professors-husband · 4 years
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hi, im not saying that this turtleneck
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and this turtleneck
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are the same turtleneck but like,
yes, im saying that it is and Charles kept Erik's shirt and wears it often. thanks for coming to my TED talk
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professors-husband · 4 years
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the x men can be a little gay. as a treat
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professors-husband · 5 years
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Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)
A mutant: sure what’s it called?
Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants
Mutant: w
Mutant: why’s it called that
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professors-husband · 5 years
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This milquetoast, boring as fuck universe IS the vibe check
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professors-husband · 5 years
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I DID discover kin in high school, so I'm gonna do junior high/late elementary school me because I was a little shit
definitely factkin with Frank Iero or like fucking Yellowfang or Cinderpelt from Warriors
Not to invalidate Warriors as a source, it is entirely valid and I love the series, I just... was way TOO invested
tag the character high school you would have been kin with if kin had been more widespread, and dont you dare say you wouldnt because we were all godless heathens in high school we all would have been kinnies
i was ungodly into Spice and Wolf and would have definitely been Holo kin
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