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KFC is both a restaurant and the main units of temperature

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Lithosphere = magma blankie!

It’s kinda wack that we’re just floating on several kilometres of magma.

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A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.”

The pharmacist says, “Ma'am, not only can I not do that for you, I’m going to have to call the police and report you.”

The woman removes something from her pocket and hands it to him. He looks at it and discovers that it’s a picture of her husband making love to the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist says, “Oh, you should have told me you had a prescription.”

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This is one of the legendary jokes that almost never ages

An art teacher, a math teacher, and a science teacher are all arguing over which one of them is the smartest.

The art teacher shows the others a giant clay sculpture of a dog he made. “This thing took me nearly a month to make.” He said. “Clearly this proves that I’m the smartest.”

The math teacher just laughs at him. “That’s nothing” she says. She then pulls out a huge 1’000 question math test which she took, and the score shows that she got them all right. “It took me two months to do this, and I got them all right on the first try!!”

“Oh you make me laugh” the science teacher says. He then pulls out a robot that he built which can do laundry, walk the dog, and shoot lasers out of its eyes. “Took me three months to build this beauty, watch and weep…”

Then the gym teacher comes laughing at all three of them. “You’re all idiots” He says. “Clearly I’m the smartest of you guys.”

“Oh yeah? Why’s that?” The science teacher says.

“Because I didn’t have to do any of that, and I still get paid the same as you!”

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I knew for Daft punk so i shoul've expected this one...AND I DIDN'T

Daft punk may be gone, but they’ll never be forgarder better faster stronger

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I think of it as a pikachu that came across a Chaos emerald...like a Chaos emerald

You're just a pikachu who's grown ballsy and nothing else.

No I also make music and pretty pictures for people

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The common trope for people who don't have it are future druid kids who were raised by the Nature and just encountered other humans for the first time.

Extend proficiency beyond weapons and tools, to all objects. Your characters can now be proficient in the use of doors, beds, and the floor. Any character who doesn’t have proficiency must be role-played as not knowing how these things work.

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Until now, i haven't noticed how fluffy Cyana's hair was...is this amount of fluffyness even legal ?

Cyana 2021 Reference Sheet~

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Since i'm new here, it's really cool to see an update like that.

I should probably do a 2021 ref sheet for Cyana 🤔

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BORGAR! YES!

🍔 ver. 2

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Well then :

Undo your Ninten

Capitalises your real estate

UnNyan your cat

Ungreen your Day

And last but not the least :

Uniron your Maiden

Howdy do fellow Tumblrites,

Anyone want to help me commit a crime?

I'm going to

Unimagine the Dragons.

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If you put Snom in the pic, i think you'll have enougth wholesomeness To purify half of this hellsite

Nice Elf Mom has become

I C E Elf Mom

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Priest : *shuffle with religious intent*

Use a bingo machine instead of dice for every roll.

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Or one time, you can calm them out of nowhere "Onii-chan" in the most anime-type voice you can pull off just To see how much psychic damage he'll take

Call the Dungeon Master either Dungeon Daddy/Mommy or just Master.

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That would be a pretty fun oneshot To play

Pregen characters for a mutants and masterminds game. 

The players come in, sit down, select their characters.  Then the music starts.

MORTAL KOMBAT!

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Big dice for big problems...I like it already

An giant foam d20 ball. And you pull it out at an important roll