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oh no i’m adding another sad pathetic man to my collection of sad pathetic men i’m obsessed with. oh well

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I NEED all of them biblically🙂‍↕️

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sorry. i’m all booked up.

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it's so stupid how much I want a man named Bob. I'm cursing Marvel.

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i would like to ask the ghost band community/fandom a question. i’ve been playing with the idea of getting 1 or 2 cat(s) for some time now but i don’t know which ones to get. i’ve also been playing with the idea of getting cats that remind me of my favourite ghouls to mix my love for ghost.

since my favourite ghouls are rain and mountain (i think they’re unproblematic but if they are please tell me), i wanted to get cats that reminded me of them. the two breeds that i’ve been thinking off are ragdoll (because of the blue eyes and their coat colors) for rain and russian blue (because of their green eyes) for mountain. do yall agree or have any suggestions for alternative breeds?

anything and everything is much appreciated!!

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The Lewis and Bono divorce is potentially the most heartbreaking part of this race

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yall i need the 2017-18 hockey fanfic community to help me. my favourite fanfic of all time from the nhl fandom is called casino night horror and it was from the hockey fanfiction website (like it was called hockeyfanfiction.com). i found the fic in the hockeyfanfiction tumblr archive but whenever i click read more, it takes me to the hockeyfanfiction.com website (i hyperlinked the archive search for the fic) and then no fics are found on there.

PLEASE does anyone know how i can access the entire story??? there’s 9 chapters and i only remember reading up to the 3rd or 4th chapter and i really really really wanna finish it.

i appreciate if anyone has any info or can get this post some traction so the right people can find it

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david malukas is so fucking adorable. he has me full on kicking and giggling my feet when i see his posts :’) he just exudes the energy of a fantastic cuddler. if anyone has any davey fic recs pls pls pls let me know

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i hope team usa forgets to plug their phones in before bed tonight, i hope both sides of their pillow are hot, i hope their coffee is too bitter, and i hope they get a sunburn

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I WANT TO BOOP BONOS TUMMY SO BAD WILL YOU JOIN ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

achieving 100000000 bpm (boops per min) rn

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no because i feel accomplished defending freddie like that.

(my comment [im pretty sure] made sportsnet change their tweet from freddy andersen to freddie andersen)

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congrats on ollie's successful f1 debut!

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girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

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need ur thoughts on auston putting his dick on bieber’s face

it’s not gay if you’re Canadian and the other guy is a hockey player

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Drabble 1

A/N: back to my main man. super short so that's why its a drabble, hope you enjoy a little tender moment

warnings: No lol

Requests: On :)

“Why are you so scared to be loved?” Harry said, I could feel his body heat as he rested his arms on his knees that he had tucked into his chest next to me. Biting my lip I finally had the courage to look into those deep blue eyes. I took a deep breath, searching his eyes, before realising that it was my move. “Love is awful,” I said, shocking myself a little. I watched as Harry scrunched his eyebrows at me, a little confused at my words. “What I mean is, well, love isn’t easy, it's painful, it's frightening, it makes you doubt everything you ever knew about yourself, it makes you care about stupid things like if you’d like my hair up or down, long or short. It makes you cruel and selfish, makes you say things you never knew you were capable of, makes you feel so good but so bad all at once. Its exhausting, takes your whole being to be able to truly love and commit to someone, to be able to trust and be vulnerable and confused and i fucking love you” i said almost breathlessly. 

You could cut the tension between us with a knife as the silence made my heart beat a million miles a minute. I was hoping, preying, willing for him to say anything, anything to cut this torture. However, words just wouldn't suffice as before I knew it I felt soft lips capture my own. The kiss was tender and loving, his hand stroking my cheek as I melted into his touch. “Please don't be scared” Harry said as he moved away from me. We were only inches apart, his eyes boring into my own. “I have always loved you, and through thick and thin i always will, i promise” he admitted to me. This time I was the one that was speechless, so I did the only rational thing and reignited the kiss he had started.

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i want him so bad 😭😭 not even in a sexual way. i’m just touch deprived

of all the ways, harry lewis.

summary: all the ways that harry shows you he loves you

warnings: fluff overload, language, mentions of sex, that's about it!

notes: i just know he's a big softie, no one can tell me otherwise.

harry didn't know what his love language was until he met you

at a young age, he was still developing and finding things out about himself

so it was no surprise when he began to show a different side when the two of you began dating

physical touch became a big thing

hugs, kisses, holding hands, cuddling... the whole package

he's not too big on pda so he'll settle for all these things behind the cameras and all

cuddling before bed and waking up with your limbs entangled happens almost every night

kisses on the forehead !!!!! the first time he gave you one you almost melted in his arms then and there

hand holding is actually a must for harry, it helps him calm down if he's feeling jittery but also, he just likes to know that you're safe and somewhere within his reach

as for hugging, you definitely turned him into an even bigger hugger than he already was

hugging you was much more different to hugging the boys, it was more intimate in many ways

his broad arms wrapping around your smaller-than-him frame as his head rested in the crook of your neck, sometimes placing a kiss there as you two would bask in the embrace, not wanting to let go

harry loved to buy you things

he didn't care if you'd say or no or complain that it was too expensive, he pretty much embodied all of the love languages

he'd return from one of his trips with the boys with a little gift for you, saying it reminded him of you or something like that

"look what i got you from france"

"harry, it's a snowglobe with yoshi in the middle"

"i know!"

of course, harry verbally tells you that he loves you

when he comes home from being out, before he leaves, in the morning or before he goes to bed, at any time really

sometimes you'll take the piss and play with him when he says it

"alright, i'm leaving, i'll be back at like 10 ish. i love you"

"bye harry"

"... i said i love you"

"i know. i said bye"

*slams front door closed and walks up to you*

"say it back or i'll do unspeakable things"

"i love you too"

"cute"

he can choose the most random moments to tell you he loves you as well, and it never fails to put a smile on your face

you could be washing the dishes and he'd come up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder, placing a kiss there and mumbling a quick 'i love you' to which you happily return

or in the middle of sex, sometimes in an appropriate moment and sometimes not

he'd throw his head back as he pushes in and out of you, you writhing underneath him as your face contorts in pleasure

and when he looks down at you, he can't help but admire how perfect you are for him

"god, i love you"

and it does nothing except make the sounds leaving your lips all the more louder

harry likes keeping you to himself, but when the boys see him with you it's like they're introduced to a whole new side of harry

they see how gentle he is with you opposed to how loud and unhinged he is with them

the way he's always looking back towards you when you're with them filming, making sure that you're alright

or when he pulls you into him, swaying side to side in a hug since he literally cannot sit still for more than five minutes

you bring out a beautiful side of harry, and it's all he ever wants to keep experiencing