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they make me sick to my stomach

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do you guys also feel like hannibal lecter when drinking/holding a glass of wine or is it just me

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"i've never watched merlin"

"yeah i've watched merlin but i didn't like it"

my honest reaction:

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merlin: you know, i was thinking-

arthur: shut up, merlin

merlin: but-

arthur: i said shut up, i have a headache and you're making it worse

*literally two minutes later*

arthur: why won't you talk to me? i'm missing your usual prattle

merlin: ...

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only two acceptable answers if i tell you that i'm aroace:

1. wow that's so cool!

2. me too!

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fellas is it gay to look at your manservant like that after he basically insinuated that you're fat?

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i love how the merlin showrunners simply acknowledged the existence of monmouth and malory's version of the arthurian legend and went "hey why don't we make arthur and merlin around the same age and write their relationship as extremely homoerotic?" and they nailed it!! like, they proceeded to give us one of the best and most heartbreaking love stories ever made and they still have us hooked to this day

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ah yes the inherent homoeroticism of taking the cigarette out of your friend's mouth

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i think merlin should have been wrapped in blankets more often, you know? for the plot

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oh to have a group of friends with whom i can read and recite poems in caves and woods....

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shoutout to aroace people who survived their relatives' invasive questions about boyfriends and girlfriends i'm proud of you

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it's that time of the year again guys...

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people who weren't born yet or didn't watch merlin when it aired will never know the pure bliss of coming home from school and sitting in front of the tv with a plate of food waiting for the episode to begin... what a time to be alive

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ok but during the desk set scene wasn't my boy todd freezing to death wearing only a shirt? neil approaches him wrapped in his long coat and gloves and todd is just sitting there half naked in freaking winter? i need to wrap him in a blanket and make him some hot tea