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reversepuberty · 8 years ago

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Me2

#moi aussi #me too #me also #fuck abusers

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reversepuberty · 8 years ago

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Gnome, Sweet Gnome

#gardens #home and garden #gnome #nomadic #гном #original #original content #original photographers #reverse puberty #reversepuberty #gnomo #original photography blog #グノーム

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reversepuberty · 8 years ago

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Bold & Beautiful

#beauty #cymbidium #colorful #colour #couleur #orchids #orchiidea #orkide #orchidee #Friday Flowers #reverse puberty #reversepuberty #blumen #original #original content #original photography blog #original photographers #flora #no filter friday

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reversepuberty · 8 years ago

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When life (and friends) give you lemons . . .

make limoncello!

#alcohol #color #colour #colorful #photography #original #original photographers #reverse puberty #reversepuberty #limoncello #limonada #limones #beverages #liqueurs #homemade #limoncino #digestif

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reversepuberty · 9 years ago

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Snack Time

#original #photography #food #weekend #beer #beerstagram #bier #ol #original photography blog #reverse puberty #reversepuberty #food and drink #snack #hygge #hyggelife #ace of bass

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reversepuberty · 9 years ago

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Feeling Lousy Undeniably

Definitely going to get the flu shot next season. You should too. Not sponsored by Big Pharma.

#F the flu #influenza #sickness #i'm not okay #vaccines #reverse puberty #reversepuberty #malaise #damn #poor me

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reversepuberty · 9 years ago

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Welcome, 2017!!!

Your friend,

Reverse Puberty

#auld lang syne #original photographers #photos #beaches #sur la plage #la playa #reverse puberty #reversepuberty #it's about damn time #2017 #Happy New Year #follow me #follower appreciation #tout va bien

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reversepuberty · 9 years ago

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Ciao, 2016!

Sincerely,

ReversePuberty

#photography #original #beach #Happy New Year #reverse puberty #rever #reversepuberty #original photographers #2016

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reversepuberty · 9 years ago

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Merry Xmas from ReversePuberty.com!

#christmas #greetingcards #seasons greetings #feliz navidad #feliz natal #joy joyeux noel #original photographers #original photography blog #vintage #holiday #hipster #reverse puberty #reversepuberty #friends #follower appreciation #follow me

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reversepuberty · 9 years ago

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Halidae partee (defined)

halidae partee (HA-li-dā pär-TEE): noun

an annual event to celebrate December holidays where you mingle with friends, co-workers, people you are happy to see once a year or people you’d be happy never to see again for as long as you live.

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reversepuberty · 9 years ago

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heart of stone

#photography #fotografia #fotografie #original photographers #original photography blog #reverse puberty #reversepuberty #hire me chelsea handler #nature #art #hearts #tumblr #weheartit #corazon #roche #heart #coeur #spirit of vengeance

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reversepuberty · 9 years ago

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TEAL-EPHONE

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reversepuberty · 9 years ago

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Dear Newly Elected POTUS,

Congratulations you won a tough contest now the real work begins. Thanks to the shenanigans of the two major parties, the media, you, and much of the American populace, our country is more divided than it has been in a long time. So after thanking those who voted for you, as a third-party voter that doesn’t include me, you need to unify our war-weary hearts and minds as only you can do. Any one can be a sore loser or an egotistical winner, but only you can demonstrate the calm grace to bring us back together as the family of Americans we are.

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reversepuberty · 9 years ago

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Gourdgeous!

#fotografia #fotografie #fotografo #photography #original photography blog #original photographers #reverse puberty #reversepuberty #harvest #autumn #pumpkins #chelsea handler hire me #happy halloween #fall #nature #otoño #gourds

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reversepuberty · 9 years ago

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You know you’re the right age for reverse puberty when you see a handsome man and . . .

you’re more interested in looking at his dog.

#funny #dogs #texts #andyourlittledogtoo! smartdogsdumbpeople guidedogsrock #reverse puberty #reversepuberty #wisdom #chiens #chelsea handler hire me #women #tales from the other side of 35 #Sidewalk

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reversepuberty · 9 years ago

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Wasp’s Nest

#photography #original photography blog #reverse puberty #reversepuberty #nature #original #wasp #scary #insects #entomology #original photographers #fotografia #stranger things

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reversepuberty · 9 years ago

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Making the Grade

Today I made the trip to a warehouse store that I refuse to do the honor of naming and giving it any free publicity. I rarely frequent this store with cement floors because it recently stopped accepting AmEx and its products, customer service and shopping experience have declined faster than Brangelina’s relationship. When checking out today, the cashier told me it was time to renew my “executive” aka pricier membership. I said I wanted to change to a regular priced membership so I was forced to go to the ironically named Customer Service desk. After weaving through the long lines of shoppers waiting in line to buy fast food, I explained my choice to the Customer Service Rep, also a misnomer, he refused to honor my request and insisted on attempting to sell me the higher priced membership. Only when I allowed him to finish his sales pitch did he allow me to downgrade to the regular membership. I had already told him I was shopping there less frequently for many reasons and he added one more! Know your rights, friends, don’t let salespeople or customer service people bully you into purchasing more than you want. They’ll try to wear you down – don’t fall for it! Remember, if it was really to your benefit, they wouldn’t want you to have it!

Your friend,

Reverse Puberty

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