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EVERYONE GO LIKE MY BSFS MASTERPIECE!!!

Valentine ft. Kimi Antonelli

Synopsis: In which she's Lewis's younger sister and there for a race. Maybe she can bargain for some extra credit for also catching the eye of another teams resident driver.

Pairing: Kimi Antonelli x black!fem!reader

Genre: SMAU + Story

Warning(s): Teenagers

Facecast: Akira Akbar (for the most part)

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ynhamilton would i be wrong if i fed roscoe my hw (say no)

lewishamilton just to confirm, we're talking about MY dog?

username ok but in what world does a teacher need to assign a 50 page packet??

username literally like where is the lorax when we need him??

imanirowe i support women's rights and their wrongs!!

ynhamilton you get me

username my dog ate my hw once and i never looked back

kimi.antonelli only if you don't feed roscoe my hw too

ynhamilton don't worry, igu

lewishamilton who's hand is that on the 3rd slide?

ynhamilton nurse!! he's out again ⤷ lewishamilton y/n...

username are we just gonna look past the slide of the study date?

username right and kimi in the likes?? username ya'll wanna play detective so fucking bad, ppl can't be friends now??

landonorris kids these days, when i was in school i valued homework

ynhamilton this is coming from the guy who didn't finish highschool?? ⤷ oscarpiastri ouch

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The First Meeting

I've rejected affection for years and years. Now I have it, and damn it, It's kind of weird...

"Girl it's hot as fuck but lemme not do too much because at least I'm not at school." You say while doing your homework in the Ferrari garage.

"I just survived another long day of school without you, please find it in your heart to come home soon." Imani cried out.

"You say this now but when I show up you're cozy in your bed and I'm stuck in the classroom alone." You reply rolling your eyes playfully.

"I swear you choose the worst days to come like..." Imani says playfully annoyed.

"Is this a sign for me to never show up again?" You say laughing.

"Now you and I both know damn well lew and your dad would never let that happen." Imani says laughing along with her.

"They really irk me sometimes." I say sighing before Lewis enters the garage.

"So you're doing homework but your phone is in your hand and you're on a call with Imani?" Lewis says aloud.

"Oh girl, why did he lowkey clock you..." Imani says still on the line.

"You're an opp, bye." You say hanging up the phone before turning to Lewis.

"Ok.. Hear me out.." You say as you begin to think up an explanation for not actually working.

Lewis just stares at you with his arms crossed.

"Ok fine, I don't have an excuse but look sometimes a girl just needs to chit chat with her best friend! Please don't tell dad..." You say dramatically.

"Alright." Lewis replies.

"Wait really? You're the best brother in the..."

"If you confess to breaking dads antique and clear my name." Lewis says, finishing his sentence.

"I take it all back, you are sick and twisted." You say before groaning and throwing yourself down in a seat.

"Well, do you have anything you want to share with the class y/n?" Lewis says raising an eyebrow.

"Nothing, I'm innocent." You say rolling your eyes and packing up your things to go find somewhere else to work in peace.

Luckily for you Lewis's race engineer distracted him momentarily and you took that as a good sign to leave.

On your way over to hospitality you bumped into someone. Leaving some of the papers you had to fall out of your hands.

"My bad, I was rushing and..." The guy trails off as you look up at him.

"Oh, it's fine. It's just math homework. I wouldn't even be mad if a car drove over it a million times." I say smiling.

“I get what you mean! Lately to take the workload off of just me I’ve been having the team help with math since they basically live, breathe, eat, and sleep mathematics.” Kimi says, giggling throughout his speaking as he watches the expression on your face.

“You know what… That’s a pretty solid idea.” You say as you’re now fully cracking up. Kimi just stares for a moment as if taking everything in.

"You're really pretty... sorry if that's weird to say!" Kimi says his voice going up an octave and cracking when he panicked. You just laugh softly.

"Nah you're good, thank you. You're also very pretty..." You say now getting a bit flustered.

"Umm Kimi Antonelli... like that's my name." He says nervously while smiling.

"Y/n Hamilton, nice to meet you Kimi." You say smiling as you go to pick up your papers from the ground and he instantly bends down to help you.

He tells me I'm pretty. Don't know how to respond. I tell him that he's pretty too! Can I say that? Don't have a clue

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kimi.antonelli Special thanks to Canada for p3

username ok it's one thing for him to like y/n's post bc shes literally that girl but her liking his post??

username damn a girl can't show a little support for her friend now??

mercedesamgf1 Congrats Kimi!!

username ok but who is he celebrating with??

ynhamilton go white boy, go!!

kimi.antonelli i can't just get a simple good job and a pat on the back? ⤷ ynhamilton do u need that??

georgerussell well done kimi!

username well this is one way to soft launch

username With every passing moment I surprise myself. I'm scared of flies. I'm scared of guys... Someone please help!

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ynhamilton february means the summer is still light years away but at least I have my ppl

kimi.antonelli did someone ask you to be their valentine?

ynhamilton why does it concern you again??

imanirowe im already scared for those exams 😭

username thanks for the reminder that I’m abt to suffer through the day while everybody gets balloons and baskets

username it's actually so bad, I'm literally gonna stay home for it this year

username Is this hinting at her having a valentine??

lewishamilton you definitely wouldn't survive finals so it's good that you have more time to study

ynhamilton why do you hate me??

username so who we think her valentine is??

username 'Cause I think I've fallen in love this time. I blinked and suddenly, I had a valentine.

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Pre-race Shenanigans

What if he's the last one I kiss? What if he's the only one I'll ever miss? Maybe I should run, I'm only 18. I don't even know who I want to become.

You wanted to check on Kimi before the race so you abandoned Lewis in the Ferrari garage and went over to merc to try and find him. You had texted him and he seemed a bit stressed. Upon opening the door you saw him pacing back and forth.

"Kimi." You said uttering his name just loud enough to bring him out of whatever trance he was in. You closed the door behind you and smiled softly as he looked up at you.

"What's up? Talk to me?" You said walking towards him.

"I don't know. I'm not really nervous or anything, it's like my mind is creating problems that aren't even probable." Kimi says before letting out a heavy sigh.

"Ok deep breaths Kimi." You say as you guys go over the typical destressing exercises. You watch as Kimi calms down and then smile when he looks at you again.

"Thanks." He says softly looking directly into your eyes.

"Yeah, it's whatever. Good luck and break a leg and whatever else they say." You say breaking eye contact and moving to exit the room.

"You know what would prepare me for this race even more?" He says as your walking to the door.

"What?" You say raising an eyebrow as you angle your body to look at him.

"If you were my valentine." He says almost breathlessly, as though he's surprised he actually said those words.

"Impress me and maybe I'll consider it." You say smiling before you exit the room leaving Kimi standing there shocked in the middle of it.

The second you leave the room and the door closes you let out a deep breathe and mentally squeal while skipping back to the merc garage as your mind keeps circling back to the moment.

I've lost all control of my heartbeat now. Got caught in a romance with him somehow.

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kimi.antonelli la mia valentina (My valentine)

username so you think you’re better than me??

ynhamilton im going to find the absolute worst photos of you now

username IM SICKKKKK

username I feel like he js told me to go kms??

ynhamilton love you pretty boy

kimi.antonelli mrs rabbit has fainted ynhamilton your so cuteness olliebearman mrs rabbit has fainted again

lewishamilton im sorry, what?

ynhamilton well! imanirowe so basically...

username aww ya'll so cute…ᵃⁿⁿᵃᵇᵉˡˡᵉ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉᵐ

username I still feel a shock through every bone when I hear an "I love you" 'cause now I've got someone to lose...

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ynhamilton cats out of the bag

username

lewishamilton ANSWER YOUR PHONE

ynhamilton im sorry who are you?? lewishamilton ok keep that same energy ynhamilton WAIT! NO! im sorry pls

username they just make sense together

username i need a written apology from everyone who called me crazy!!

username YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE!!!…. ₕₒₑ

kimi.antonelli I can't believe I get to call you mine.

ynhamilton I blinked and suddenly I had a valentine.

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idk what the male version of uhaul lesbians is but deadpool and wolverine went on one three day date after which wade asked logan to move in w him n his 70 yo blind coke fiend roommate (unsurprising) & logan said yes

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post-war togachaco <3 i like to think that toga grows her hair out because she gets a girlfriend who likes taking care of it :)

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story of my life

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imagine peter unveils him at the end of a big fight and hes like "MR. STARK?" and doom is like "Who?" and peter just like "oh yeah..." but little does he know this is not Mr. Stark and just some guy that happens to looks like him, and he starts spiraling after remembering his past life again (he has nightmares about this)

“New mask, same task.”

Robert Downey Jr. surprises Hall H to announce his return to the MCU as Doctor Doom.

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i wanna be reborn as a turtle duck

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and there're ppl out there that still think they hate each other 😭😭

You cannot tell me he doesn't love Midoriya Izuku. There's so much yearning in the soft way he says, Izuku.

Katsuki in love. There are no other thoughts inside that head, only Izuku.

He is dying, and he only cares about Izuku. He is dying, and he mourns the loss of a future with Izuku.

This Katsuki is already thinking about "for the rest of our lives" with Izuku.

This poor little gay boy made sure they put him in the same team as his Izuku for the final battle because there was a tiny part of his brain that probably thought "I might not make it, but I'll be with Izuku until the very end."

But Izuku is not there, and Katsuki cannot bear the thought of spending his finally moments without him, so he talks to him as if he's there. He pretends Izuku is there with him.

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GET THE CAMERAS OUTTTTT

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what the skibidi bro this is so sigma

first time rlly messing around with color, thoughts?

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I Don’t Want to End this Season on a Bad Episode

SATOSUGU SATOSUGU SATOSUGU. 🗣️‼️

university AU in which Satoru is ready to confess, but Suguru has bigger things in mind. Things… bigger than them.

Art by Gege Akutami

———————————————————————— It was his birthday. February 3rd. 

Satoru would always remember that day. 

He’s been planning his gift for a month now, everything to the tee. He could imagine his face now. First surprise- his eyes would blow wide, his brows pinched together as he tried his best to get out the words, “what’s this?”. Then, after Satoru grinned and shoved the gift closer, saying a small, “happy birthday, Suguru,” a small smile would show itself on his lips, a light blush dusting his cheeks. He would reach out with hesitant, fair-skinned hands, taking the box from where it perched on Satoru’s, their fingers brushing as he took it in his possession. He would admire the wrapping, his favorite form of symbolism, ying and yang. He had always been a sucker for poetic symbolism. He was studying literature after all. 

Meeting Satoru’s eyes, he would smile, for real, the corners of his eyes scrunching together and a strand of his beautiful pitch hair would fall from his lazy half bun. Suguru would welcome him inside, open the present, and find a cluster of things he’d been asking for. But, Suguru never asked for anything. He would drop hints, speak them in a hushed whisper that would drift of in the wind if Satoru hadn’t a trained ear for the man’s voice. 

As Satoru watched his eyes light up with the reveal of each new item, the sun would peer in through the curtain, highlighting his features in rays of beauty. His deep brown eyes that Satoru could all but too easily loose himself in, would shine a bright hazel. But his smile-

Oh, his smile. 

Satoru had to end his fantasy there. If he went any further, he might not get inside the house and just kiss him on the spot… which was… not part of the plan.

But hey, plans change don’t they? 

Suguru Geto and Satoru Gojo were best friends. They were they moon to the others sun, the light to the others shadow. 

But, and it was funny that Suguru was the one who had told him this, light cannot exist in shared space with a shadow, and the sun cannot exist in shared space with the moon. It had been one of his many rants about his latest novel he’d reading, and while Satoru couldn’t give half a care about any book-

He would give the world for Suguru Geto. 

And, just as so, he lost his world with him, as well. 

Ironic, isn’t it? 

Everything was going according to plan. Satoru wore his best outfit, his favorite shades, the watch Suguru, himself, had given him. He approached his apartment, adjusted his snow-bunny hair in his compact mirror, then slipped it into his pocket and attempted to knock. 

He chickened out the first time. 

But, as it turnt out, he didn’t need to.

The door swung open, Satoru’s hand held in suspension just before it. 

There stood Suguru. He had a wide, wide smile, a simple outfit adorned that appeared to be just thrown together. 

He stopped short at the sight of his friend. 

It took a moment, but it seemed something akin to relief washed over him, his smile flourishing, his shoulder slumping and his brows falling to their resting position in his face. 

“Satoru,” he breathed, and Satoru had to wonder if he was out of breath. 

Quickly stashing the gift behind his back, Satoru put in his best goofy grin. “What, are you stalking me now?” He joked, and Suguru laughed. A real, hearty, honest to god laugh. 

To think Satoru even thought himself to have the right to call that face his. 

His heart melted away in his chest, but Satoru mushed on. Suguru Geto didn’t get this excited over just anything. 

“Satoru,” he said again, more composed this time, and the blue-eyed man thought the news was soon to come. He buckled down, preparing to celebrate with him.

“I got the job.” 

Satoru had to pause for a moment. The job? What job?

But then it all came back to him. 

Of course the “job”. It was one of the only thing Suguru would talk about these past months. 

Suguru Geto had applied for a job with a publishing firm that was notorious for its classic literature magazine. It was at the beginning of the year, he had no degree’s above Highschool at the time, but he decided to through caution to the wind and try. In fact, Satoru had encouraged him to! 

At the time, Miyagi, Japan and Toronto, Canada didn’t seem so far appart. 

The box slipped from Satoru’s hand with a crash that slashed his thoughts. 

Something had broken.  ————————————————————————

this was some what inspired by Are We Still Friends by Tyler the Creator. Specifically the line “don’t go get green skin, keep in contact/ don’t say goodbye, smell you later/ I can’t/ I don’t want to end this season on a bad episode, nga” 🤭 if y’all want something fluffier to read tho, I’m abt to start a Satosugu Rapunzel AU on ao3, so I’ll let y’all know when it’s out! Love ya! <33

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old brush with the band kids!

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THEYRE S ZUTARA CODED OMG

the recommended kids (i love how oddly supportive they are of each other)

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i finally took the time to put SK8 on VHS... so fucking worth it dudes 10/10 just for vibes alone

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“LANGA!” The words still pounded in the teens skull, even a full night’s sleep later. He would never get the words out of his mind until different words spoken by the redhead replaced it. He needed to find Reki. (Also, his board was broken, but in all honestly, Langa almost forgot it at home.)

There was a dark grumble from the sky above, and Langa peered at the grey storm clouds rolling in from the coast. His mother would kill him if he caught a cold on his hunt, but he refused to go back empty handed. He left DopeSketch sullen, a measly wave thrown back at Oda as he continued on his way. The only place left to investigate was the skatepark, he supposed. It was a short jog over, before the top of the ramps began to peek over the tree tops- But wait. The first drop of rain fell, sliding off Langa’s forehead and down his cheeks, spread wide in a grin. Reki. The boy took off in a sprint. It had to be Reki. He recognized that hair anywhere! As he rounded the gate into the park, there was another low roll of thunder in the distance, a couple more rain drops falling into a drizzle. “Reki!” Langa exclaimed, and the boy in question caught his eye midair, falling back to the ground with a smile that spoke nothing more than relief. Reki jogged over to the lanky teen, and they could only catch their breath as they took eachother in. The rain was splashing on the ground now, puddles forming at their feet and slushing around in their shoes. Langa wanted to cry. “… Hey,” Reki stated, and in was in such a tone, such a manner, that Langa knew it was okay. He dove into the hug just as the rain began to pour. He’s back. They’re back. Reki returned the sentiment gratefully, his arms tight and firm around Langa’s lower back. He felt his tanned face nozzle into his neck, felt the soft chuckles that reverberated through his chest and straight into Langa’s. Their clothes were soaked. Their hair was soaked. But all that did was give a much needed hiding place for the joyous tears that slid down Langa’s cheek. “I missed you,” he mumbled his hold tightening in tandem with another roll of thunder. “Missed you more,” the redhead replied.

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saw this post and proceeded to write a oneshot.

Reki and Langa deserve another "in the rain under a streetlight" moment but this time they have an umbrella and they kiss under it in the starlight and all the rain magically goes away and then they walk home while splashing through puddles and laughing all the way

look they deserve a do-over for that scene ok? they just do

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I LITERALLY WROTE A SPIDEY REKI AU

QUESTIONING IF I SHOUKD POST OF NOT THO CUX ITS KINDA LAZY 😭😭

(go follow this person btw he’s literally everything)

reki>>>

andrew garfields spiderman>>>

reki AS andrew garfields spiderman>>>

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IN. LOVE

OMG 😭🫶🏽

its a day late but here's my contribution to valentines day