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Send 'small things' for three memories my character has with yours that they hold dear, of moments that seemed insignificant at first, but became magical later.

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𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐘 𝐏𝐓 𝐈𝐈

Feel free to change whatever you need to make it work for your muses. Triggers of childbirth & miscarriage apply

“Mother and father will be so pleased to hear the news!”

“You should not strain yourself so much and rest more.”

“Come, sit and let me take care of you.”

“I have brought you a gift for the babe.”

“The word father/mother suddenly has a nice ring to it.”

“Do you think the other children will like the new baby?”

“I think I felt the babe kick!”

“Is the baby bothering you? Here, let me try and soothe it.”

“Are you going to be sick? Let me help you.”

“You have never been more beautiful to me than when you are heavy with my child.”

“Take my arm, you waddle like a sea lion on land.”

“Are you not excited? You are not saying much…”

“Oh no, no, no, I should not be bleeding.”

“It is far too early for the baby to come!”

“The pain started an hour ago and it happened so quickly. There was blood and then it was over.”

“Why is there blood on your dress?”

“I came as fast as I could. The babe…?”

“You’ll be alright. These things happen unfortunately. The bleeding will stop soon.”

“I will not leave your side, I promise.”

“Here, hold my hand and squeeze it as hard as you want.”

“Tell me how I can help you.”

“Why don’t we take a little walk? It might help with the pain.”

“A bath will help with the pain. I’ll have a maid draw it up for you.”

“Let me help you change into something more comfortable.”

“There’s nowhere else I’d rather be than here with you.”

“That’s it, deep breaths. I know it hurts, but you are doing so well.”

“You don’t have to lie flat on your back. There are other positions you could try.”

“You are doing so well! I can see the baby’s head!”

“One big push and the babe will come.”

“There is a lot of blood. Should there be so much blood?”

“I have been in pain all night, but thought nothing of it.”

“I think my waters have broken.”

“Quick, call for the midwife, the baby is coming too fast!”

“I cannot do this! I want the pain to stop!”

“I do not want my husband in here. He will only be in the way.”

“This is a place for women only. Men have to stay outside.”

“I think I might vomit from the pain.”

“Please help me take a bath. Maybe that will ease the pain.”

“I have been in pain for hours. When will it finally stop?”

“This is your first babe. It will take a while to come.”

“What if my body doesn’t know how to do this?”

“Quick, help me lie down. I think I can feel the head coming.”

“Please don’t leave me alone here with strangers! I am afraid.”

“I wish to nurse my babe myself. I don’t require a wet nurse.”

“Come here and hold your son/daughter.”

“I am so very proud of you for gifting me this little miracle.”

“Childbirth truly is the battlefield of women.”

“The babe has your nose and my eyes.”

“I never thought babies were so…small.”

“Rest now, you have done well. I will watch the babe.”

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𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐘

A meme surrounding family planning, pregnancy & childbirth  best suited for medieval & fantasy setting. Feel free to change whatever you need to make the prompts suitable for you!

“Our marriage has not been consummated yet. How am I supposed to produce an heir?!” “The midwife advised me to sleep with you on a full moon for fertility.” “We have tried to conceive a babe for many years, but the Gods have not blessed us with one yet.” “You are still young. This loss only means we will try again.” “I hope this time we will be blessed with a child that lives.” “Will you be disappointed if it is not a son?” “This is not their first child and they have failed to produce and heir so far.” “She is with child, but remains unmarried. A scandal!” “Rumor has it that she is not pregnant by her husband, but her lover.” “We need to have an heir. I know you do not wish to share the bed with me, but we must try for the sake of our families. It is our duty.” “It is a woman’s duty to give her husband children. You are not excluded from that.” “She only had a babe a year ago and is pregnant again. If they continue like that, the poor girl will be spent by 25.” “I think I might be with child.” “I think you might be with child.” “How does one know when a child has taken root in the womb?” “You have been sick a lot recently. Might you be with child?” “We have prayed for this babe for years and the Gods have finally answered us.” “You look more beautiful with each day you carry my child.” “She has been positively glowing for someone so close to childbirth.” “You should rest, my dear. Let me help you sit somewhere.” “Do not over exert yourself. It is bad for the babe.” “The babe will be the best King/Queen our kingdom has ever seen, I have no doubt.” “I never wished to father children, but now that I look at the swell of your stomach each day, I cannot wait to be a parent.” “Confinement has been one of the more dull experiences of my life.” “Are you well? You look pale. Is it time?” “Since when have you been in pain? I think we ought to call for the midwife.” “Has no one told you how labor starts, child? Your babe is coming.” “Hold my hand and breathe. You are doing very well. It will be over soon.” “Get the birthing chair. The babe is stuck and we need gravity’s help.” “I do not want strangers in the room. Please dismiss everyone, but the midwife.” “Is this amount of blood normal?” “Would you like to take a hot bath to ease the pain?” “I do not expect you to stay in the birthing chamber with me. I know it is no place for a husband.” “The Queen is in labour. Let us hope the child will live this time.” “They say the babe is not coming and we might lose them both.” “You have to be strong now, or you might lose the babe.” “There is too much blood. Something is not right.” “It is just a bit of childbed fever. She will recover.” “The babe is small and weak. You should not get your hopes up.” “What a wonderful blessing, it is a son!” “They say an heir is what a man desires, but a daughter was what I truly needed.” “I’m afraid it is not over yet. There seems to be another babe on the way.”

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Hey friends! Any suggestions for starters/prompts? Is there anything you need more of in the rp world or would like to see? Let me know ♥️!

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1. What is your favorite trope to rp? 2. Name 3 things you admire about OCs. 3. Who are your longest rp friends? 4. What old character would you love to bring back? 5. What is a character you love, but don’t think you can write? 6. Name 3 things you love most about your muse/muses. 7. What is one overrated roleplay trend? 8. Do your friends outside the internet know your roleplay? 9. Have you ever written fanfictions? 10. Why do you write? 11. Do you welcome duplicates of your character or stay away from them? 12. Do you prefer writing main or minor canon characters? 13. Is there one trope you can’t stand? 14. What is your opinion on writing smut? 15. What is your opinion on tagging triggers? 16. Do you prefer long or short replies and why? 17. What makes you insecure about your own writing? 18. What is one thing you’d wish to see more in the rp community? 19. Who is an author that inspires you? 20. Do you need music/noise to write or do you prefer silence? 21. What time of the day is your favorite to write? 22. Are there any red roleplay flags for you that make you back off immedately? 23. Your favorite fandom to write in? 24. Have you ever left a fandom because of negativity? 25. One thing you’d like new roleplayers to know?

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𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐁𝐘𝐄𝐒

“I’m sorry it had to end like this.” “I’ll always remember us this way.” “You’re a wonderful person, but I just don’t love you like that anymore.” “I’m sorry, I met someone else...” “The divorce papers are on the desk.” “Please pack your things and leave.” “You made my life worth living and I don’t know how to go on without you.” “Please don’t leave me like this!” “I gave you another chance and you wasted it again.” “You have been cheating on me for a while, haven’t you?!” “All I ever wanted was you. But I guess I loved the idea of you more than actually being with you.” “We were better as friends...” “I just can’t do this anymore.” “You used to be my home, but you’ve become my prison.” “Don’t give up, please! I need you. We all need you. Just live!” “I really thought this would work, but it doesn’t.” “I want you to be happy, above all else, but you’re not happy with me.” “We can still be friends. Don’t be a stranger.” “You were my everything, but you made me feel like I’m nothing.” “Thank you for all the love and happiness we shared.” “It’s okay to let go. Just go. I’ll be alright.” “We tried to make this work, but we failed. I think it’s time to accept that.” “Everything happens for a reason. Maybe we were each other’s lesson.”

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'𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐒𝐎 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃'

Send one of the symbols for a starter based on the prompts. Send a symbol +  ↻    to reverse action. Trigger warnings for sickness, injuries & violence do apply

ღ receiver is found with a bullet wound by sender ♛ receiver has a high fever and needs help from sender ♒︎ receiver is terminally ill and has to say goodbye to sender during their last day ❀ receiver admits to sender they are pregnant, after feeling nauseous for days ♎︎  receiver gets hit by a car in front of sender ✰ receiver has passed out and sender finds them ☏ receiver calls sender to ask for help in a medical emergency ☙ receiver gets beaten up by robbers and is found by sender ☀ receiver has a mental breakdown and sender tries to comfort them ☘ receiver has a miscarriage and tells sender about it ✉ receiver suffers from amnesia and sender tries to help spark their memory ☁ receiver has been in a coma for months and finally wakes up in the presence of sender ♦ receiver has the flu and sender takes care of them ✵ receiver and sender meet at as patients on a psychic ward ꃼ receiver has experienced domestic violence and seeks refuge with sender ➤ receiver has been stabbed and sender finds them ➶ receiver has been the victim of experiments and is freed by sender ☓ receiver has developed supernatural powers that they struggle to control in the presence of sender † receiver dies in sender’s arms

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❝But what is grief, if not love persevering?❞ ❝In a real magic act, everything is fake.❞ ❝This is our home.❞    ❝ Then let’s fight for it.❞ ❝She’s one split end away from cutting her own bangs!❞ ❝We can’t reverse death.❞  ❝I don’t understand this power, but I will.❞ ❝It’s not like your dead husband can die twice!❞ ❝You are my sadness and my hope, but mostly you’re my love.❞ ❝I have what I want and no one will ever take it from me again.❞ ❝This is your only warning.❞ ❝The urge to run from this feeling is powerful.❞ ❝You tied your family to this chaotic world and now one can’t exist without the other.❞ ❝Thanks for the lesson, but I don’t need you to tell me who I am.❞ ❝I’ll let you keep this pathetic corner of the world all to yourself.❞ ❝We are an unusual couple.❞ ❝They’ll never know what you sacrificed for them.❞ ❝I’ve been feeling weird-ie all day.❞ ❝My mother-in-law is in town, so I wasn’t.❞ ❝You have no idea what you have unleashed.❞ ❝You’re gonna need me.❞   ❝Life moves pretty fast in the suburbs.❞ ❝I am not what you say I am.❞ ❝The world’s not the same as you left it.❞ ❝The only way forward is back.❞ ❝Because family is forever.❞ ❝I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. I just....endless nothingness.❞ ❝It can’t all be sorrow, can it?❞ ❝Don’t use the last 5 years as an excuse to be a coward!❞  ❝We could never truly leave each other, even if we tried.❞ ❝You don’t get to make that choice for me!❞ ❝Who knows what might be next?❞ ❝And all we had to do was be ourselves.❞ ❝Perhaps the rot is the memories. The wear and tear are the voyages.❞ ❝She believed you’d come back.❞ ❝It doesn’t really speak to my skill set.❞ ❝I did not break your rules!❞ ❝Please - I can be good!❞ ❝We have said goodbye before, so it stands to reason...we’ll say hello again.❞ ❝I can fix it.❞ ❝You were born for this.❞ ❝Power isn’t your problem, it’s knowledge.❞ ❝This world you made will always be broken. Just like you.❞ ❝I read somewhere that it’s bad luck to say goodbye in the dark.❞ ❝Perhaps I just wanted to see you clearly.❞ ❝So long, darling.❞

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𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄

TAYLOR SWIFT LYRIC STARTERS

🇪​🇻​🇪​🇷​🇲​🇴​🇷​🇪​ ﹠ 🇼​🇮​🇱​🇱​🇴​🇼​ ﹠ 🇨​🇭​🇦​🇲​🇵​🇦​🇬​🇳​🇪​ 🇵​🇷​🇴​🇧​🇱​🇪​🇲​🇸​ ﹠ 🇬​🇴​🇱​🇩​ 🇷​🇺​🇸​🇭​ ﹠ ·🇹​🇮​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇩​🇦​🇲​🇳​ 🇸​🇪​🇦​🇸​🇴​🇳​

I had a feeling so peculiar that this pain would be for evermore Can’t remember what I used to fight for Can’t not think of all the cost and the things that will be lost Oh, can we just get a pause? Is there a line that I could just go cross? I dreamed of you It was real enough You booked the night train for a reason Your heart was glass, I dropped it Love slipped beyond your reaches I never was ready so I watch you go Sometimes you just don’t know the answer You won’t remember all my champagne problems I don’t like that anyone would die to feel your touch Everybody wants you Everybody wonders what it would be like to love you I don’t like that falling feels like flying ‘til the bone crush What must it be like to grow up that beautiful? I can’t dare to dream about you anymore Eyes like sinking ships on water, so inviting I almost jump in While I was gone I would have asked you There’s an ache in you, put there by the ache in me So we could call it even You could call me ‘babe’ for the weekend ‘Tis the damn season And the road not taken looks real good now The holidays linger like bad perfume You can run, but only so far I escaped it too, remember how you watched me leave But if it’s okay with you, it’s okay with me Now I’m missing your smile Hear me out And it always leads to you in my hometown I won’t ask you to wait, if you don’t ask me to stay And the heart I know I’m breaking is my own We could call it even, even though I’m leaving And I’ll be yours for the weekend

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                      𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋

[ 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 ]  our muses share a bed in the early morning hours, because it is cold in the house [ 𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬 ]  our muses decide to take a walk in the woods [ 𝐩𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧 ]  our muses carve pumpkins together [ 𝐜𝐨𝐳𝐲 ]  our muses spend a cozy evening in, watching tv and snuggling on the couch [ 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬 ]  our muses rake leaves together, one gets a bit childish and starts throwing them [ 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 ]  our muses get soaked and end up helping each other out of wet clothes [ 𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞 ]  one of our muses has a cold, the other cares for them [ 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 ]  our muses spend thanksgiving together [ 𝐬𝐚𝐝 ]  one of our muses suffers from winter depressions, the other tries to comfort them [ 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐧 ]  one of our muses gets cold and wears the cardigan of the other [ 𝐛&𝐛 ]  our muses decide to have breakfast in bed on a dreary Sunday morning  [ 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡 ] our muses have a hot bath/shower together after they’ve been outside for too long

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𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔

𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧 '𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮' 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 ღ  

“Here, take my jacket. You look cold.” “Waking up next to you is my favorite thing of the morning.” “You look beautiful.” “I made your favorite food, because you weren’t feeling your best.” “I brought you flowers to brighten your day a little.” “You can always call me, even in the middle of the night.” “Everything is more fun when you’re around.” “Why would I watch the stars, when I can look at you instead?” “Come under my blanket, I know you’re freezing.” “Please be careful out there.” “You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.” “Your flaws are the best parts of you.” “Home is wherever you are.” “I don’t care what happens, as long as we’re together.” “Promise you’ll never leave.” “Your hand fits perfectly in mine.” “I’d do anything for you, you know that.” “I want us to grow old together.” “You have made me a better person.” “I’ll always try to make you happy.” “Of course I worry about you. You’re important to me.” “I belong right here with you.” “I’ll stay with you. I don’t want you to be alone.” “Let me take care of you.” “I heard you couldn’t sleep, so I made you some tea.” “I’m only me when I’m with you.”

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𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 & 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 🇹​🇴​ 🇨​🇱​🇦​🇷​🇮​🇫​🇾​﹕ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇺​🇸​🇪​ 🇼​🇭​🇴​ 🇸​🇪​🇳​🇩​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇪​🇲​🇪​﹐ 🇮​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇦​🇨​🇹​🇮​🇳​🇬​. 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇷​🇪​🇨​🇪​🇮​🇻​🇮​🇳​🇬​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇪​🇲​🇪​﹐ 🇮​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇼​🇭​🇴​ 🇭​🇦​🇸​ 🇹​🇴​ 🇷​🇪​🇦​🇨​🇹​

[ 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 ] My muse gently touches a bruise on your muse’s body [ 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 ] My muse brushes a strand of hair behind your muse’s ear [ 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇 ] My muse tries to make yours laugh when they are sad [ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐓𝐇 ] My muse wraps yours in a warm blanket [ 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐏 ] My muse boops your muse’s nose [ 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐄 ] My muse laces their fingers with yours [ 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐍 ] My muse cuddles up in bed to yours [ 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃 ] My muse sits by your muse’s bedside while they are sick/hurt [ 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] My muse takes your muse’s hand and slow dances with them without music playing [ 𝐖𝐄𝐓 ] My muse helps yours out of soaking wet clothes [ 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄 ] My muse gently runs a hand over your muse’s back/arm [ 𝐇𝐔𝐆 ] My muse hugs yours tightly after not having seen them for a while [ 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 ] My muse steps protectively in front of yours [ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 ] My muse holds yours while they cry

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��𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 & 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒

                                                     𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄                                       

“You're dripping blood on the carpet.” “When I said scars are kinda sexy, I didn't mean you should get one right away...” “Press that against the wound, I'm going to get the med kit.” “It's bleeding quite badly.” “Oh God, what happened to you?!” “You're covered in blood! Is it yours?” “Your head looks pretty bad. I'm sure it'll need stitches.” “It's going to hurt for a moment, but I'll need to clean the wound.” “I'm so sorry this happened to you. But you're safe now.” “That's a pretty nasty bruise. Want some ice?” “Does it still hurt?” “I don't think a band aid is gonna fix this...” “Whoa, hey, stay with me! You're as white as a ghost. Don't pass out.” “Damn, that must hurt. I'm sure there are some painkillers around here.” “You have to be seen by a doctor. This isn't going to heal on its own.” “It looks broken. Can you move it at all?” “Here, lean on me. I'll support you.” “I'm not going to leave you behind. If need be, I'll carry you.” “I'm going to pick you up now, okay? Just hold on to me.” “Everything is going to be okay. Just hang in there.”

“I don't feel so good.” “It's seeping through the bandages.” “My head is throbbing. I think I have a concussion.” “I can barely breathe, it hurts so bad!” “It looks worse than it is. I'm sure it'll be gone in a couple of days...” “You should see the other one.” “Don't look at me like that. I don't want your pity.” “It was my fault, really. I wasn't paying attention and got hit in the face.” “Getting stabbed wasn't really on my bucket list.” “I don't think I can walk.” “Leave me behind, please. I'm just going to slow you down.” “Am I going to die?” “I can't stop the bleeding.” “I think the bruise matches my eye color.” “Don't touch it, please! It hurts.” “I don't want to go to a hospital. I hate doctors!”

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                                          𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

“Happy Mother's Day! We love you!” “I've bought you flowers and chocolate.” “What do you think about breakfast in bed?” “Mommy, I made you breakfast!” “Fur babies totally count on Mother's Day.” “Technically, I am not a mom, but I kinda raised all of you idiots.” “Does my husband count as a child on Mother's Day?” “I know we're not together anymore, but you're still the mother of my child, so happy Mother's Day.” “Do we wanna make something for mommy?” “Have you got your mom something for Mother's Day?” “Mother's Day is only fun, when you still have a mom. I hate it.” “I can't wait to be a mom for Mother's Day next year!” “All I want for Mother's Day is wine and an hour of peace.” “Who needs flowers, when you could just sleep in and take a shower in silence.” “Did you make that for me, sweetheart?” “I made you a Mother's Day card, but then I spilled coffee over it...” “Since we're two mom's with a baby on Mother's Day, I'd say we just take turns taking naps throughout the day and then enjoy the evening together.” “Mother's Day must be hard for you. I'm here if you need someone.” “Happy first Mother's Day to my two favorite people.” “Mother's Day is just another way for the flower industry to make money.”

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                            𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐍 & 𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 & 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒                                         🇦​ 🇫​🇦​🇲​🇮​🇱​🇾​ 🇷​🇴​🇱​🇪​🇵​🇱​🇦​🇾​ 🇲​🇪​🇲​🇪​

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐍

“Mom/Dad, I have a surprise for you!” “I don't know how that happened...” “Can you pick me up after school?” “That wasn't me!” “Can we watch a movie together?” “Mom/Dad, I'm too old for this.” “You're super embarrassing, I hope you know that.” “Mom/Dad, please don't kiss me in front of my friends...” “Can I sleep over at my friend's house?” “I don't want to go to bed!” “Mom/Dad, is it morning yet? Can we get up?” “You're a princess now, too, so you have to put the crown on mom/dad.” “Can I sleep in your bed tonight?” “There is a monster under my bed!” “I don't want to go to school today...” “Mom/Dad, I need a band aid!” “I don't know how the lipstick got on the walls...” “You're SO not cool!” “I love you, mom/dad.”

𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒

“Get out of my room!” “It wasn't me, it was him/her!” “Do you wanna play with me?” “You're stupid, but you're still my best friend.” “Can you help me with my homework?” “MOM/DAD, the baby is chewing on a shoe!” “Stop crying, or mom/dad will hear us!” “Let's go on an adventure together!” “Are you sure we're related? It definitely doesn't seem so...” “Please don't talk to me at school when I'm with my friends.” “No, you can't go outside with me. You're too young.” “Wanna build a blanket fort and watch a movie?” “We could do something nice for mom and dad.” “If you stick that pea up your nose, I'll give you a dollar.” “Do you want to sleep in my bed? You look scared.” “I'm older, so I get to choose.” “If you break something, I'm gonna tell mom/dad.” “Mom/dad, he/she is being mean again!” “Next time they're mean to you, you tell me and I'll beat them up.” “Oh God, don't tell anyone what you saw!” “Have you stolen that from my room?!”

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒

“It's dangerously quiet, don't you think?” “WHO COLORED ON THE WALLS?!” “Would you like to help me cook dinner?” “Honey, it's your time to get up, the kid is crying.” “Have you turned on the baby monitor before you left the room?” “I love them when they're asleep.” “School called and the principal wants to see us.” “Is 1 too young for fries...?” “I feel like a second wouldn't be that much more work...” “I love it when they play with each other and we get to just sit and relax.” “We should take the kid/s camping over the weekend.” “Can you take the kid/s to school on your way to work?” “When they have a surprise for you and you instinctively know that actually means 'I burned down half the house for you to clean up'.” “The kid just threw up all over the bed and me. It's gonna be a great night.” “Can you take them out to play in the garden, so I can take a shower?” “If I hear mom/dad one more time, I think I'm gonna scream.” “9:30am is the perfect time for wine during a weekend stuck at home with kids.” “You go get some rest, I'll take it from here.” “I think we did a good job with them. They're not complete idiots.”

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