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Roses are red

Violets are purple

I hate factual inaccuracies

Nothing rhymes with purple

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Roses are red, Violets are too, Color’s a scam, And so are you.

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Roses Are Red: Borachio and Conrade

Roses are red

This job is my hell

Mitochondria is

The powerhouse of the cell

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“roses are red, ores are for mining, my mental health is rapidly declining”

— me

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roses are red,

i have a bad itch,

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Roses are red

Lotus position

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Roses are red

Uber Eats

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Roses are red

I like chives

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Roses are red

My poetry is trash

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Roses are Red

   Violets are Purple

Lean over here

   I’ll pinch your Nurple

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roses are red, my stomach is stuffed, my bones are removed, and are replaced with fluff.

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Roses are red,

I hate frustration.

Hogwarts Mystery

is going better than online education.

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Roses are red,

Begonias are pink.

Me:

I need a drink.

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roses are red

violets are not blue

"just go! get out of here!"

"no! not without you!"

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Poetry

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am trash

But so are you

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me @ my parents at the end of the month

roses are red this is my last resort