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Imagine if Regulus, Evan, Remus, Dorcas, and Pandora are all in some kind of club, where they learn fighting with daggers or some shit, and meanwhile their partners always go to the café on the street to wait for their spouses.

Lily doesn't like blades very much and is concerned for Pandas safety. (Pandora keeps getting minor cuts on her hands and fingers because she tests the sharpness of a blade by running it over her skin)

Marlene thinks it's cool that Dorcas learns self-defense and fighting but is a bit wary about the enthusiasm of her girlfriend about stabbing people ( Dorcas definitely rants for hours about the most effective place to stab someone and which blade to use )

Sirius once startled Remus after 4 hours of training and no sleep for 37 hours and got almost hit by a flying dagger ( Remus only missed because the sleep deprivation and unhealthy coffee consumption made his vision blurry) Sirius keeps his distance now everytime moony holds anything remotely sharp or throwable

Despite their feelings, they still want to be supportive partners and only complain during these hang-outs during the club with the other spouses who share their wariness

Enter Barty and James, who sit with them awkwardly, trying very hard to hide how much they love their stabby, hot boyfriends throwing daggers

James 🤝 Barty

Knife kink

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Under pressure by Queen and Bowie is James coded, btw

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I need a multiverse Jegulus fic.

Hear me out. Here's my vision:

Jegulus encounters some kind of entity, who wants to prove to them that true love doesn't exist and curses them to a life in which they always meet but can never stay together. It works like this. When they fall in love with each other and get together, they get transported into a new universe in which they don't remember their old life. As soon as one of them falls in love, they remember their past lives. When both of them fall in love with each other, they get thrown into a new universe, and the cycle starts again.

The different universes could be different au's. And Jegulus finds each other in every single one. When they get together and remember the curse, they now that they can't stay together, so they always leave the universe with the promise to find each other in the next one.

The fic could either end with a universe in which they die before they find each other so that the cycle is broken. Or it ends with the entity giving up and declaring that true love must exist because there would be no way James and Regulus would fall in love in every single universe if they weren't soulmates. The entity lifts the curse, and jegulus finally gets their happy ending.

This could work with any other ship, too, of course.

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I feel like Reg would be that kind of parent who thinks he's a bad parent. Because he doesn't know how to talk to kids when they are upset. He doesn't know how to comfort or console a kid and how to make them happy again. So he just holds his kids when they are crying. And feels insecure the whole time.

What he doesn't realize is that the kids love him exactly for that. Sometimes, they are just upset, and they don't need consoling or fixing or the questions on what is wrong. They just want to be held until they feel better, and this is exactly what their papa does

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Trans Reg HC:

What if Walburga and Orion want to marry Reggie off to the Rosier family and since they don't accept him being trans, they want him to marry Evan.

The Rosiers are super honored that their child can marry a black but they only now Regulus through their kids stories and know that he is Evans roommate. Therfore they think the proposal is for Pandora.

Imagine the Rosiers and Black's having Dinner together to negotiate the wedding plans and then halfway through the adults realise they are talking about the different rosier twin.

Walburga: "She" can't marry Pandora. "SHE" IS A GIRL!

Mrs. Rosier: HE shares a dorm with Evan! OBVIOUSLY HE IS A BOY! LOOK AT HIM!

Meanwhile Reg and the twins are trying not to laugh.

Pandora: What if we both marry him?

Adults: *incoherent screaming*

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Can we talk about how bad Reg's luck was in CR? Like his name was pulled 3 FUCKING TIMES! That's 100% of all the reapings described in the story. What are the odds?

Meanwhile Sirius' name was not pulled once. They're like best luck vs. bad luck.

But in the end, they both went into the arena twice. So maybe it doesn't matter whether you have good or bad luck. It only matters what you do with it. IDK