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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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The biggest problem with the anti boomer movement is the people who don't understand the difference between people with boomer mindset and baby boomers.

#a lot of old people are nice #fight 30 year old boomers too #mine #just gen z things #ok boomer

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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There's always gotta be that one sub-group that ruins the group for everyone else

#mine #text #the bourgeoisie #also furries #or even both

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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People going on about boomers panicking and then talking like it's the apocalypse confuse me so much you're literally part of the problem

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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man for all the memes americans are making about people with coronavirus travelling a lot they sure seem to be taking advantage of cheap flights and travelling a lot

#text post #mine #pretty classic move tbh #golly gosh next thing you know a lot of those people will be detained or sick i wonder why

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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all my homes live by 3 rules,,, reduce reuse recycle

#textpost #shitpost #mine #not funny but i feel an inescabable need to put out content for attention

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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you ever just have an absolutely brilliant idea for a story but remember you are incapable of writing more than three (3) words an hour

#writing #god it was such a good one too #mine #text post

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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thinking about the discworld book based on macbeth rn and god i really miss terry pratchett right about now

#it was actually really well done #it was called wyrd sisters #ok it's not a direct copy but still #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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man macbeth must of been on some macmeth what was my man thinking

#macbeth #mine #well someone has probably made the joke before but #text post #shitpost

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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how did i just learn that i can search for “ikea bedroom” instead of “bedroom stock photo” when looking for background pictures wtf

#mine #lpt #uuuh fuck it idk how to tag #but yeah it's actually so good #shoutout to ikea photographers

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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stardew valley is really just animal crossing minecraft

#i'm right and you know it #someone probably said this before #stardew valley

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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honestly waiting on a prequel for super mario odyssey called super mario iliad

#mine #shitpost #but not really bc it'd be cool

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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*crunches tooth like a chip* hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you

#cursed #mine #text post

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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if you say GIMP is better then photoshop then all you are doing is saying you are so useless you can’t even pirate photoshop

#mine #text post #shitpost #gimp #literally just use any magnet link #it's not even that hard

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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real gentlemen eat ass with a knife and fork

#mine #text post #shitpost #cursed #a spoon and fork is ok too #but not a knife and spoon

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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a spoonful of sugar helps the cumsicle go down.

#shitpost #mine #cursed

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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today, instead of studying, i came up with a character sheet, ship names and detailed backstory for 5 minecraft cows in my cave. what a time to be alive.

#minecraft #text #just gen z things

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scatterbrained-shitposts · 5 years ago

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concept: teeth attached to your gums by velcro

#cursed #shitpost #mine

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