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letâs just talk about joe singh yall.
- he waited for georgia for 15 years
- named his horse milkshake after her
- he went to her WEDDING
- he watched her fall in love so many times and he still stayed
- he lets her throw and talk him around in s1 and 2 its so cute
- he made her feel safe enough to be herself around him and to talk about her problems
- he was the only one there for her consistently when she was struggling the most, someone she knew she could rely on
- he never judged or yelled at her EVER
- he punched her abuser because her own husband couldnât
- then proceeds to apologize when she finds out because he was violent
- lets her be vulnerable with him and cry in his arms
- was respectful and apologizes when they kissed because he didnât know if she would be more confused with everything that was going on
- was gentle with her when they finally kissed (when he held his hand behind hers so she wouldnât hit it on the wall hshdjdncj)
- literally confesses to murdering all her husbands and he said âidcâ !!!
bitches donât want men they want joe singh.
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Seeing the lack of joe singh x reader fics breaks my heart
#seeing everyone on tiktok so thirsty for him really made me think that he'd be more popular here#joe singh#x reader#character x reader#alyxâs reblogs
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THIS!!
scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that
#natasha romanov#natasha romanoff#yelena belova#black widow#marvel#mcu#Alyxâs Reblogs#love them to bits
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is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
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My quirky king đ
@thatkliqkid on tiktok
#criminal minds#spencer reid#my bf <3#cm#gublernation#mgg#dr spencer âbig brown eyesâ reid#my mannnnn#dr reid#tiktok edit#Alyxâs Reblogs
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#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#sam and dean#dean supernatural#wanted dead or alive#Alyxâs Reblogs
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abby look-alike contest in my BED tonight yall .
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I love when women
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đż ellie williams visual âËâĄ






#the last of us#tlou#ellie williams#moodboard#aesthetic#wlw#joel miller#abby anderson#cailee spaeny#bella ramsey#Alyxâs Reblogs
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SOPHIE THATCHER as IRIS Companion (2025) Dir. Drew Hancock
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iâd leave my man at the altar if any of them even sneezed in my general direction
#ella purnell#sophie thatcher#sophie nelisse#jasmin brown#yellowjackets#jackie#shauna shipman#taissa turner#natalie scatorccio#Alyxâs Reblogs
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This week had me by the neck and balls, merde.
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#spn#supernatural#yellow-eyed demon#dean winchester#sam winchester#castiel#azazel#alastair#archangel gabriel#archangel michael
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"Middle school me would think I was so cool"
Middle school me despised everything pink, revealing, and feminine. Middle school me would see adult me with my acrylic nails, and skirts and low-cut shirts and makeup and look upon me with horror like she'd just seen some sort of monster from the depths of Hell. Middle school me would see my tight dresses and heels and feel uncomfortable because she was uncomfortable in anything but a baggy hoodie and a pair of jeans.
Middle school me would call me a basic bitch and cringe. Middle school me would hate me now, and I love that.
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OH YESS FINALLY OMG OMG!!! Canât believe i missed this update.
The Maid - Part 4
Socialite!Wanda Maximoff x Beefy!Rich!Reader*
Maid!Natasha Romanoff x Beefy!Rich!Reader*
18+ only, read at your own risk
Word count: 2245
Summary: You are married to a wealthy socialite, but your newly hired housemaid doesnât approve of the marriage.
AN: Thank you for the continued support! You all make my day with your comments and theories. :)
Read part 3 here.
*Reader has a penis, no pronouns used.
You sit at the kitchen table nervously, drumming your fingers on the wood. You knew Wanda would be home lateâshe never had the respect to give you a proper timeline for her outings. The clock tells you that itâs a little past midnight, and sleepiness burns in the corners of your eyes, but you told yourself you arenât going to bed until this is all over.Â
You run the lines over in your head. What you want to say to her exactly, what youâll counter with if she reacts well or poorly. Youâve waited long enough to have this conversation, perhaps too long, but Natasha finally gave you the push you needed.
âDo you still love her?â Natasha asks softly after you tell her the whole story of your wifeâs philandering.Â
You donât answer. Deep down, you know your love for her was being tested to its breaking point, and you werenât so sure it would survive after this. âIâll talk to her tonight, when she comes home,â you say. âYou should probably go home. I canât imagine itâll be a pretty conversation.â
âIâll stay if you want me to,â Natasha insists. âYou shouldnât be alone to do something like that.â Your heart melts, and for a moment you want to get up and kiss her. Not that you wanted to pull a Wanda, but you couldnât ignore how beautiful and generous your maid was. She was excellent at her job; never complained and went above and beyond, even when your wife was being a total bitch. She treated you with the respect and kindness you deserved. She was everything you wanted in a partner and more.Â
But you were stuck with Wanda. For now, at least.
âAre you sure? Wanda might be home late and I donât want you to feel obligated to stay just for me,â you say.Â
âItâs fine. She wonât even know Iâm here. I can leave out the back door,â Natasha says.
âThank you, Natasha.â Her support means more to you than youâre allowed to express.Â
âYouâre welcome.â
Now, with Natasha hiding in the kitchen, the two of you wait.
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You accidentally doze off and wake with a start when you hear the garage door open. For a moment, you donât even remember where you are or why.
âNatasha? Are you still here?â you whisper as loud as you dare.
âYes.â Her head pokes out from around the corner of the kitchen.
Relief fills you. You were worried she would ditch you after all, not that you wouldâve blamed her in the slightest. âWandaâs home,â you tell her, and she nods and disappears again. At least you didnât have to face your wife entirely alone.
You sit rigidly still on the couch until your wife walks in, almost passing you at first.Â
âYouâre back,â you say, and she jumps, reaching for the light switch and revealing you on the couch.
âI said Iâd be back tonight,â she says.
âWho were you out with?â
âMy girlfriends.â
âNo.â You stand up and walk over to her. You are a great deal taller than her and for once she looks like she feels her size around you. âWho did you go out with tonight?â
Wanda doesnât make eye contact with you. âYou knowâŚCarol, Darcyââ
âAre you fucking them too?â
âExcuse me?â Wanda draws back from you until she bumps into the bookshelf.
âYou heard me,â you say through clenched teeth. âWere you fucking them too?â
âNo. Why the hell would you think that?â
âBecause I know you spend all your free time fucking anything that moves behind my back.â
The silence in the air is electric. Your heart is thundering in your chest so hard you wonder if Natasha can hear it. Wandaâs eyes widen.Â
âI...Iâve never done that,â she says, but her falter shows her lie. âHow dare you suggestââ
You take your phone out and show Wanda the screen. She squints at it in confusion at first, then a shadow of horror passes over her face when she realizes itâs the camera view from the little ceramic turtle you planted in the china cabinet, now showing the two of you standing there.
âYou hid a camera in my own homeââ Wanda starts.
âI hid a shit ton of cameras in our home,â you say.Â
âSo this is why your business is failing,â she cackles, and the switch in topic throws you for a loop. âYou spend all day watching and stalking me in our home when youâre supposed to be working. No wonder you donât bring home any money. Not only are you a shitty spouse, youâre also a shitty worker.â
Anger explodes inside of you, and for a moment your control slips. You lunge for Wanda, not even sure what youâll do once you grab her, but she slams her palms to your chest and sends you staggering back. She turns and yanks a book off the shelf, removing a revolver from the pages and pointing it towards you with trembling hands.
âDonât get any closer to me, you fucking creep!â she yells.
Your anger dissolves into concern. âPut the gun down, Wanda. Please. Letâs just talk about this like adultsââ
âOh, now you want to talk like adults?â Wanda laughs manically. âWhere was this before you started illegally recording me in my own home?â
âYouâre fucking cheating on me!â you scream, losing your composure again. âI moved us into this big house, in this nice neighborhood, and youâre just so fucking ungrateful for any of it!â
âI didnât want any of it to begin with!â Wanda returns.
âWhy not? Because you had to leave behind your fuck buddies in our old neighborhood?â
âYouâre the exact same person here as you were over there. A self-righteous piece of shit,â she seethes.
âIf youâre so sick of me, why donât you divorce me?â you ask. âOh wait.â You snap your fingers. âI bet no one would want to sleep with a washed-up divorcee. Because whereâs the fun in that?â
Wanda turns the gun around and points it at her temple. âIâll kill myself if you divorce me,â she says, then shifts the gun to point towards her chest, âBut Iâll make it look like you did it.â
The blood in your veins chills at the thought. âGive me the gun, Wanda.â
âTake it from me,â she goads.
While you have very little confidence in your disarming tactics, you do know youâre stronger and faster than Wanda. You also donât fully believe that sheâll kill herself right here, so that gives you an advantage of time.Â
Before a plan even forms in your head, you reach out with your arm and slap Wandaâs hand away from her head. She startles and drops the gun; you expect her to dive after it but instead she whirls around and punches you in the face. Despite all of her faults, sheâs never outright hit you before, and your vision swims as your head whiplashes against the bookshelf.Â
âYou crazy motherfucker,â Wanda screeches, punching you again and you fall to the floor, instinctively curling into a ball to protect yourself. Her foot slams into your ribs and for a second, you canât believe youâre getting the beating of a lifetime from your own wife.
Meanwhile, Natasha is in utter shock at the events unfolding in front of her. She feels like sheâs overstepping some serious boundaries, but she canât leave you now, especially with Wanda having the upper hand.Â
âWanda, stop!â she hears you gasp as Wanda grabs hold of Crime and Punishment uses it like a weapon, raising it behind her head and smashing it against your body over and over. Natasha canât bear to stand there anymore. She has to protect you from your insane, deranged wife.
Natasha crosses the living room in four leaping strides and picks up the revolver. Wanda looks shocked more by her presence than the fact that sheâs now staring down the barrel of her own gun.Â
âWhat the fuck are you still doing here?â Wanda says.
âGet away from Y/N,â Natasha says, holding the gun in both hands. The weight feels disconcertingly familiar, and despite her nerves, she isnât shaking.
âAre you fucking her?â Wanda suddenly turns to you. âYouâve got some nerve watching me get it on with the neighbors when youâve been fucking our maidââ
âShut up!â Natasha yells. âIâm not doing anything with Y/N!â she says, although she wishes that wasnât the truth.
âI donât believe that.â Wanda marches over to Natasha, leaving you unraveling on the floor. Blood drips from your nose and mouth, and Natasha can see the purpling bruise on your cheek. âVision told me Y/N took you to see Wicked on my anniversaryââ
âBecause you couldnât be bothered to remember and go yourself!â Natasha says.
Wanda is too enraged to quiet. âHow dare you enter my house, take advantage of my kindness, and take my partner to bedââ
âBack off!â Natasha says, raising the gun until itâs almost level with Wandaâs eyes. âNot everyone is a cheating whore like you.â
Both Wanda and Natasha seem shocked by her choice of words. Natashaâs arms shake as they drop a few inches. She wonât hold back anymoreâbut neither will Wanda.
âYou little bitch.â Wanda draws her arm back. Natasha flinches and squeezes the trigger.
BANG.
The gunshot is much, much louder in an enclosed space, and Natashaâs ears ring so hard they hurt. Wanda stands before her, her jaw dropped in shock. A stain of blood grows on her shirt, centered over her bellybutton.Â
âOh my God. Wanda, Iâm sorry, I didnâtâŚâ Natasha gasps, unable to wrap her head around her own actions.Â
âYouâŚYou shot me,â Wanda says, grabbing her stomach as she falls. Natasha tries to catch her but misses; you appear behind Wanda and lower her slowly to the floor. âHow is that possible?â She looks up at you and your face is pale with shock. âYou fucking shot me!â
âNat,â you whisper. âNat, give me the gun.â
âIâmâŚIâm so sorry,â Natasha cries, handing you the weapon and backing away from the two of you. âI thought she was going to hit me andââ
âItâs okay.â You stand up, wobbling a little, and rush to her side. âGo home Nat, okay? Go through the back door and jump the fences if you have to. And if anyone asks where you were tonight, you werenât here.â
âNo, no.â Natasha fights the tears threatening to spill out. âThatâs wrong. I did this, I want to take responsibility for itââ
âNo,â you say. âWith your background, youâll be locked in prison the rest of your life, if you donât get deported first.â
âM-My background?â Natasha stammers. âHow do you know aboutââ
You shake your head, indicating now is not the time to have this discussion. âFor the record, it never made me trust you any less.â
âAre you sure?âÂ
âYes.â You reach out and grab her hand. It calms Natasha instantly. âGo now. Let me handle this. Iâll come find you when this is all over.â
âIâm so sorry,â Natasha sobs.
âIt wasnât your fault. Now get out of here, please!â
Natasha doesnât wait to hear you instruct her again. She looks at you, her savior, one last time, completely ignoring Wanda laying on the floor, before dashing off towards the garage. Itâs pitch-black, but she doesnât dare turn on a light, and fumbles for the back door. Outside, the air is nippy and her breath clouds in front of her face. She takes a deep breath to orient herself, then runs headfirst towards the neighborâs fence, hauling herself over it as quietly as she can, crossing their yard, and leaping over the next fence.Â
She has to jump over two more yards before she gets to the street, racing to her Nissan and peeling away down the street. In the safety of her car, the realization crashes over her and she canât stop the waterworks.Â
She canât believe she shot your wife. She canât believe you knew her background. Clint had told her no one would find out what she had done in Russia after she assumed a new identity, but you had found out somehow. And yet, you were still okay hiring her even after you knew she had killed her former boss.Â
The sounds of sirens pierce her thoughts and Natasha seizes up. A black-and-white police car races by. Either you had called them, or a neighbor had heard the shouting and gunshot. Natasha prays her presence had gone undetected. She had never been more thankful Wanda forced her to park down the street, where her car was less likely to be seen.Â
She wonders if sheâll ever get to see you again.
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After Natasha leaves, you take a moment to absorb your surroundings. Wanda is gurgling and crying on the floor, pressing her palms against her stomach, blood spilling through her fingers and on the tiles Natasha had mopped earlier that day.
Your grip tightens on the gun as you move to stand over Wanda, where she can fully see you. Your body throbs where she hit you, and you know you donât look much better than her. Blood bubbles out of her mouth. She canât speak anymore, but her eyes are fiery and pleading.
You lift the gun, which feels like a thousand pounds in your hand.
âSomeone shouldâve done this a long time ago.â
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AN: Welp, that escalated quickly. Will Wanda live? Should she?? đ
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