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Yami Sukehiro HCs

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You can tell random people to kneel before you. Yami would glare at the person from behind and terrify them into submission easily.

Black Bulls will stalk and interfere if he takes you on a date outside, which eventually ends in him leaving the date.

When you're sick, he tells you to suck it up, but is internally freaking out and going to call Owen the moment you turn around.

You do something cute or something else that just makes him go-

"Marry me already."

The Captains are wondering how he got someone like you. A FRIGGIN' STEAL-

You put air fresheners and candles all over the base and no one questions you.

Yami asked once, and doesn't ask anymore. He just grumbled like a little kid and just lets you do whatever.

Yami: Why're you putting that stuff up?

You: Doesn't it smell bad?

Yami: *grumbling* Not really...

Finral drops a pick-up line on you. You play along for the fun of it. Yami almost destroys the base searching for the wuss-bag flirt that teleported away in fear for his life.

You go to Mereoleona with your problems with Yami, and she's not even gonna question how the two of you are going out.

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Luck Voltia HCs

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Likes to hold hands.

Sometimes, while holding hands, he'll use his magic and kinda forget about you, dragging you all over the place and maybe giving you a concussion somewhere.

He also likes hugs.

You touch his hair and manage a man bun or something. He seems so awed by it, you're crying-laughing with Magna as he's going around and showing it off.

That wobbly smile of how he was enjoying himself in the Royal Knights Exam or something? You see that smile a lot, especially when you kiss his cheek.

Smiles when kissing you and you can feel it.

When he's jealous, he starts pouting.

Once, when a guy approached you and tried flirting, Luck came barreling in and hit the guy into the ground with a kick. He treated it like an accident.

Luck: Whoops! I hit someone!

You: Luck, stop using your magic for this sort of stuff. The guy's weak, you won't get a lot of fight outta him.

Likes to sneak up behind you and hug you. Though you can always tell because of his magic, he does it when you're distracted.

You know when he's coming because he just storms in screaming your name. If he's trying to be quiet, you know anyway because of the electric stuff in the air.

You, reading in the lounge:

*vase crashes to the ground after being hit by a stray electric stream*

*door breaks open*

Luck: [NAME]-CHAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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Yuno: I dare you to marry me

Asta: What? I can't. My Sister Li-

Yuno: Then I win.

Asta: No way. I'm gonna marry you so hard, we're doing this now. I'm getting the Father to officiate this. Just watch. You think you can win this? Yeah, right-

Nash, facepalming:

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A sketch with Dorothy Unsworth in mind, and a deadpanning Noelle

You know how the Noelle one happened? I did a fast drawing attempt, and someone else just went "I can fix it", and drew the one above it. I just added the face. This same person did the two with purple hair

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Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

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The fact that they don’t get Grey to transform Julius back to DILF form for public appearances is proof that there is not a single brain cell to be found in all the clover kingdom

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Why not just have Julius himself use Transformation Magic at those times, like he does for when he explores for magic?

The fact that they don’t get Grey to transform Julius back to DILF form for public appearances is proof that there is not a single brain cell to be found in all the clover kingdom

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Pics aren't mine

I just need to organize my thoughts

The pics and paragraphs keep moving around, so some things may be scattered. But anyway,

I don't think Nacht's name is actually Nacht. The guy's been undercover the whole time, he could've given an alias.

Julius knew him, but never said his name. Just "he". Jack also knew him, and was interrupted when about to say Nacht's magic element and name. Or his position like "Yami's best friend" or "Yami's brother" or "that one guy". Who knows, it could be a name or some way to remember him like that.

Also, Nacht might have more than one type of magic, or his magic changed. Maybe Shadow Magic is from one of his devils, or he has more magic elements than one or two. I haven't read the story where those four devils may be based off of yet. I think he doesn't have a clover on his grimoire, which could foreshadow something about him losing his three leaf meanings. Or I didn't see the clover.

I also think it's also possible that Nacht could be a double spy or not completely himself.

"That man is gone," Nacht said to Jack. That could range from, 'I've changed', to 'I killed him and took over his body'. He disappears for a while, and according to their brief words, Nacht-

1) had a different type of magic

2) Has a different name, magic, or identity that Jack remembers

3) Became a devil host (of course)

4) Has been a spy this whole time

What happened during that time? The only captain who remembers him is Jack, and that's back in the Gray Deer days. Nacht's been gone for so long that he's only been to the base once, and he said it's only natural if the other Black Bulls didn't know him.

Maybe Jack's questions are just answered by an alias, devil magic change, and a long time passing in enemy territory so that Nacht could change and see other things.

And why does Nacht know about Yuno and the Spade person who told Yuno he's a prince? He even knows about how he fled the kingdom, Yuno's hiding him, and his lineage. Is he just listening in the whole time somehow? Even with magic, he was in Spade at the time, so I don't think his magic could stretch that far to eavesdrop.

Yuno himself only learned recently. How would Nacht know where the person fled, and what Yuno's church did?

Anyway, Nacht's just an odd character and I needed to write this down to organize my thoughts. Thank you for reading these ideas I came up with, I may be reading too into it or missed something vital, but I wanna know more about this guy

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Can you do some Shuumatsu no valkyrie headcanons with either Poseidon or Thor? Thanks!

I choose Thor

Thor headcanons

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You're a god/goddess/god--- that's always getting into trouble for going down to the humans all the time and bringing in their customs.

Poseidon doesn't like you.

Poseidon, wearing a Christmas hat:

You: What do you think, gremlin?

Poseidon: I hate both this, and you.

You've been around longer than Heracles, so he asks you to check up on Thebes for him.

And the gods have no idea why you're doing it, but you do the weirdest stuff down there that they find unnecessary. Getting jobs, running through the streets, eating there, going to concerts, waiting in line, and so on.

No one bugs you, though, because they don't want you doing stuff like sharing facts about their lives to the humans below

At one point, with your phone, you text Thor to be a reference because you know the dude is always bored, so he'll probably cooperate

You: Be my reference

Thor: K

His codename is Xavier Maristone

And afterwards, when you get the job(for he was a very good reference that still had no idea what was going on), you pay him by telling him a story you got from human movies. A raccoon, tree, aliens, and a quill, are fighting a purple potato chip to save the world, and are joined by more aliens and heroes, such as gods.

Needless to say, Thor was very interested, especially in the idea of a human playing him.

Thus, a chain sparked. You two texted on and off, mostly you sharing stories to his bored self, and he would be your reference

Zeus decided to use this so that you would tell Thor what the humans were doing, and he would tap into your text messages and use the information.

No one knows, except Odin, Hermes, and Loki. They think it's a great idea.

Next thing they know, the trio(Thor, Zeus, and you) is down with the humans, snacking on popcorn while watching a 3D movie.

Ares: Why are you watching movies with them?!

Zeus, smiling like a senile old fool: Oh, but aren't the stories just utterly attractive and pleasing?

Ares: YOU'RE SOUNDING LIKE (Reader)!

Heracles, popping up: Can I join?!

No one is willing to confront you directly, though. Thor is basically acting like your own personal bodyguard because you're now his best friend.

Thor, to literally everyone else that dares to approach: I'll kill you.

You still go down more than him. He does play along, though, from above.

You, entering a candy store: Hacker voice. I'm in.

Thor, over the phone: Did you just say hacker voice?

You: Hacker voice. Yes.

Thor, internally: I have no idea if this is love or not.

Buddha, snapping him out of it with his voice: Do you have eyes on the lollipops?

This is literally the most they have ever seen Thor talk, and they don't know if it's good or bad. They're actually scared he'll defect in some way after Loki makes an extravagant theory that Thor is in love.

"Because only a Thor in LOVE would be so chatty!" Is Loki's conclusion

After rumors, Thor is forbidden to be seen with you.

Alright. He'll just be with you over the phone, or just not be caught.

Zeus doesn't rat you out because he is interested in what you do, and Buddha is the same. The two help you out. Buddha is mostly the reason why you went to the candy store that time. And every other day. Aphrodite is interested too, because romance/friendship, with her peers, especially a quiet guy like Thor? Sign her up.

But, you two get found out when Loki learns to tap into texts too.

Thor, breaking rules? Oh NOOO-

This whole thing you got going on is what encouraged Buddha as a last push to be a traitor during Ragnarok.

So, when Ragnarok comes, Buddha helps out the Valkyries. You tell Thor to enjoy his fight with Lu Bu, where you see him enjoy a fight for the first time in a long while.

Other than online fights and competitive games because somewhat equal playing fields.

You, cheering in the humans' section during the fighting: YEAAAAH!!!

Heracles, beside you: FIGHT ON! WIN, HUMANITY!

Ares: BOTH OF YOU GET OUT OF THERE!!!

(Ares shut up when Thor gave him a glare)

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3 facts? Uhhh

Tagged by: @the-fandom-is-now-my-life

I like archery, and in a small tournament for fun in a class, I placed second in my bracket. Didn't make it to the champion bracket that time, but I did on another occasion

I tried playing the flute for a year, but only made a proper sound twice. So I switched to clarinet, where I did much better in actually making proper noise

I think I ate a marker when I was really little. Cuz I remember standing in front of a wall I drew on, with something spongy in my mouth.

7 people:

@itsnotboni @erin-g-94 @xxdjedgelordxx @blackleger @nonexistantbiscuit @crimsonbulls @zavinaceautopenci

Tag meme

I was tagged by @gladosisalesbian

Rules: post 3 facts about yourself and tag the first seven people in your notifs

I’m a very shy person irl. Someone would have to talk to me first in order for me to talk. Online is totally different though.

Fnaf is actually the first game I ever played. I got into other fandoms not too long after, such as Undertale, Cuphead, DBH, Portal, etc.

I do cosplay! The only completed cosplay I have so far though is a Glados cosplay. I’m planning on getting new stuff for it soon though.

I tag @proudkathleen @downfallsworld @the-real-ozpin @purple-thrill @potatoqueensays @bi-dingtime @aanonymu-s

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Hotel? Trivago.

Yesssssss thank you for HCS

Big, buff Heracles that beat a whole army becomes a baby the next day- thank you for the head canons-

Heracles/Hercules HCS?

Heracles/Hercules HCS?

The only excuse I have is that I had a bit too much homework  and had to self-taught an entire subject

I'm gonna do  god/dess MC because I got one asking the same but with human!MC 😄.Let's start!

After being turned into a god I suppose someone must have been NICE ENOUGH to show him around. Who am I fooling, they are all bitches.

So let's say that you offered to be his  'guide' in the start of him figuring out what he has to do as a god and stopping him from getting himself gravely hurt.

" Heracles, no, you can't jump from here, even as a god you will break your legs"

"No, Heracles, you don't just pick a fight with someone you just met, even if it's a mock fight. You are going to get yourself killed"

" Hercules just don't"

So you end tagging along in his journeys or adventure to make  sure he doesn't die. Even if he gets on your nerves sometimes with his happy-go-lucky Attitude

" Heracles, I swear upon myself that I will knock you out if you manage to get in a fight again today"

When he developed his crush after a few centuries of you two being friends he would be more affectionate/attentive but awkward about it.

" Can I drink some wine from your cup? I ran out of it" 

" S-sure! But I was just drank from it. You...you don't mind it. do you?" He retracted the glass from his lips

" No I don't'

extended his hand but didn't let go of his glass.

"Ahm? Do you mind if I…?" 

The first time he tried to confess he ended up rambling

"You are really pretty, your eyes are gorgeous, your hair too. Are you using the shampoo that Aphrodite recommended you? I remember you said it was made with leaves of the Golden Bough . I will go and get you some! Byee!"

"Bye?" 

After a few tries Hercules decided to simply write a letter and make geir send it to you.

" So do you want me to give MC this letter?"

"Yeah!" 

"So the rumor that big brother Heracles had a crush on someone was true! This is a love letter. isn't it!"

Geir please stop you are going to embarrass him to death 

Then if you accept his confession and he would be smiling like a toddler.

If you vote for humanity to stay alive because of him he would feel touched, especially if you didn't like mankind at the start 

Herc: what did you vote?

Mc: for them to stay alive. Why?

Herc: 🥺 

Mc: w-why are you crying?

You now got the privilege to get called 'big sis/bro' by geir

The other gods now tease herc because of that

Geir: big bro herc! Big sis/bro MC! Good morning

Aphrodite: oh~? How is it that I didn't know about this new couple~

Zeus: huhu~ I knew I saw I little of me inside of Hercules. Ahh how I miss my prime. Fufufu

Hera: ( whispering) if he cheats stab him where the sun doesn't reach, understood little MC?

Pls help him. He is going to die of embarrassment. Especially if his SO teases him too.

Mc: Auch, My hips hurt badly 

Aphro: oh~ who would have guessed little herc was a top. And a rough one.

Shiva: I would have guessed he was a bottom.

You? Laughing your ass put

Herc? Dead 

Hotel? Trivago

This meme? Dead too

While watching the fight I can totally picture him bringing a lot of snacks, even if he wasn't interested in the fight he didn't want to leave until it was his turn to fight . I like to think that he either likes super sweet candies or spicy chips. No in-between.  

When it was his turn he would insist on getting a kiss

" please" 

" Only if when you return we go and drink some tea"

"deal!" 

As Hercules was turned into a god when he reborns as a human and ages like one, but when he hits 12-13 herc gets a really bad fever and then after a day is the same old  Hercules

High-key a cuddly baby. Cries when you put him down

"What is the matter, I only put him down to get some milk"

" Oh you can't be serious! You were sleeping just now, but when I put you in the crib you wake up"

Baby herc: *sleeping*

MC: *backing slowly*

Baby herc: *wakes up* MC! *He raises his arms*

Mc: C'mon!

 He doesn't remembers anything that happened before until he returns to normal.  He is very sorry  and embarrassed 

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Yami: One of you twerps didn't do what I told you to do

Magna: Who? I'll kick their ass!

Yami: You. Better start beating your own ass.

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[While watching Ragnarok]

Heracles, to Hermes: There's no snacks left.

Loki: I am literally right here.

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Adam still doesn't like apples because he thinks they're bitter. He always pushes them away.

I tried

Poseidon relationship Headcanon?

For starters, God/goddess! Reader, we all know any relationship with a human and Poseidon won't happen, or at least a romantic one.

• for him to be interested in someone, that person has to be very skilled in something, art, fighting, music, or very knowledgeable. Neither of you knows when you started dating

"Hey, Poseidon, you are kinda cute"

" You are bearable"

"I like you too"

• That is the closest thing to a Confession you are getting in the early days of the relationship.

• he isn't exactly shy showing affection in from of other gods, but he doesn't see the need to. So he won't start any form of affection but he won't deny giving if you feel cuddly.

• any of the other gods will know about your relationship just because Poseidon know that they will start to make annoying questions and being nosy. The only way they will know I because: A) they caught you cuddling/ kissing in his castle. B) you gave him a kiss before his fight with kojiro.

" Zeus surely is strong. Now that I think about it, isn't the next fight your turn."

" yes, don't take your eyes away from the match, it won't last long."

"wait! A good luck kiss!"

" it's just a fight against a human, I don't need luck "

" then a return soon kiss!"

Aphrodite, Heracles, ares, all the gods:

*Surprised Pikachu*

(ok, hear me out, I have this self indulgent headcanon where the god that die revive but as toddlers or something)

"ouh, little baby Poseidon wants a nappy nap or does he wants milk?"

*angry stare*

If you were to die he would mock you the same way

" oh? Does this midget of a child wants to sleep in their crib or do they want some baby formula"

*angry baby noises*

Taking into account the strange conseptions in Greek mythology, I like to imagine the two of you going to bed and in the morning you wake up with a baby god/goddess in-between you and Poseidon.

Sorry for any spelling grammar or vocabulary mistakes