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Shit 520 Hill Says
Just four college males saying very stupid things with frightening regularity.
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#taylor swift#just520things#vegan#avocado#summer#thinspo#The Avengers#Obama#GoT#spoilers#spoiler alert#finals#finals week#90s#anal abcess#interrobang#carbs
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Ex-roommate 1: Room"is she alive?"
Ex-roommate 2: wait IS she?
Ex-roommate 1: apparently
Ex-roommate 1:she just graduated
Ex-roommate 2: oh shit she actually did it
Ex-roommate 2: wait she graduated and spelled dual wrong
Ex-roommate 1: yeah dude
Ex-roommate 2: jesus fucking christ
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Though we are all apart, we are together in spirit, united in our inabilities to do anything worth doing.
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Once we're rich, I'm going to start complaining about taxes and Obama
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Roommate 1: If I get oppressed by a Jew one more time...
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Nothing makes the panties drop like a hearty cough to the chest!
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Roommate 1: ...My underwear just came out of the bottom of my pants.
Roommate 1: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!
#poop#thesis#taylor swift#avril lavigne#evil dead#graduation#thinspo#St. Patrick's Day#possession#exorcism#demons#SPN#Supernatural#destiel
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Roommate 1: Do you think Roommate 3 is dead?
Roommate 2: I don't know...I woke up and he was gone...and it's St. Patrick's day...he's probably dead.
Roommate 1: We're gonna have so much space in the fridge!
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Roommate 1: I have a great idea for a business! I'm going to take reject condoms and sell them to people who want the thrill of maybe getting pregnant! I'll call it Baby, Maybe!
Roommate 2: Baby, Maybe! The condom for the YOLO generation!
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Roommate 1: How are people talented?
Roommate 2: ...oppression?
#taylor swift#oppression#social justice#racism#white supremacy#patriarchy#feminism#vegan#thinspo#spoken word#bronies#jennifer lawrence#team breezy#seth mcfarlane
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Roommate 1: Spartans Cook. That's just stupid.
Roommate 2: It sounds like Michigan State Walter White.
Roommate 1: [MSU student:] "How do you cook marijuana?"
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Roommate 1 (Talking about pizza): I put this in myself because I hate my body
Roommate 2: I hate your body too
#taylor swift#thinspo#thinspiration#pizza#food#body image#yeast infection#deandre the new girl#supernatural
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Two roads converge in a yellow wood and I wish you'd run off of one of them
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Roommate 1: Can I wear these shoes with these outfit?
Roommate 2: Are there any judge-y gays in your office?
Roommate 1: ....I don't think so.
Roommate 2: Then you are the judge-y gay. You get to call the shots.
Roommate 1: Omg that's really bad
Roommate 2: Don't act like that shit ain't true
Roommate 1: That's why working at Lambda Legal was so hard!
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