shroomiethefrogwhisperer - Tumblr blog

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Tamaki Amajiki HCs

So, is it just me who hates ooc Amajiki? 'Cause NOWHERE have I found an actually decent Amajiki HC.

1. Tamaki sometimes goes fully nonverbal, so he learned sign language to communicate with Mirio.

2. His social anxiety is through the roof, but his room looks like an exuberant teenage girl's. Boy band posters, Cinnamonroll and My Melody everywhere. Hell, all of the Studio Ghibli anime on a shelf, 100,000,000 different plushies, and a loft bed with light strands.

3. If he was your boyfriend, he'd hate fancy dates. Just sitting in his/your room, cuddling/playing video games/watching anime/just chatting. AND YES, HE STILL STUTTERS AROUND YOU. HE'S A SHY BOI. LEAVE HIM ALONE.

4. He has autism (Mirio has ADHD and Nejire has ADD). His social anxiety is born out of overstimulation. And also an anxiety disorder, but mostly overstimulation.

5. His love language is Words of Affirmation. He loves compliments, which is why he's so happy when Mirio tells him that he's brighter than the sun. Tell him his ears are cute. Tell him his hair looks nice. Tell him he's gotten stronger. He'll glow with pride (But shyly.)

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Not An Art Post

You have no right to tell me I'm trauma dumping. You have no right to "protect" my friends from me. You do not know me, you do not own me, you do not have the right to fuck me over and gaslight me. What makes you think you do?

You've never had someone who claimed to love you more than anything ditch you because you had issues with the excessive amount of time they were on their phone.

You've never been forced to pick a parent during an argument or worked yourself to tears trying to protect your siblings.

You've never been betrayed by your mother, the one who's supposed to care for you, listen to you, and love you like no one else.

You've never gone so far as to actually attempt on your own life, and you don't know how triggering it is when someone makes a degrading joke about you in regards to it.

You didn't watch all of your attempts to make them stay fail, or wonder why they lied to you, why they put up with you, why they act like you were never their best friend.

You've never been left when you thought you were at rock bottom. You've never killed a part of yourself just to see if they'll accept you again.

So yes, I've changed. Pain and grief do that to people. And I hate what I've become. You left me at my fucking lowest.

I hope you're happy.

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Witch Hat Fucking Atelier

SO I'VE READ UP TO VOL. 10. AND DAMN. QIFRUGGIO. DAMN. GALWERT. DAMN. EASTLUCI. DAMNNNN.

First off... Why the fuck is Olruggio basically Aizawa from MHA? Because honestly, if he grew his hair out and shaved his beard down short, they look the same. And I hella love an exhausted/dad/bisexual af teacher type.

Next, Qifrey. Let's just start with his parenting skills. He's a traumatized one-eye boi, but he's still an adorable dad. And let me be very clear, this man gives kinky asf vibes. Under the cute, there is a man who can turn ANY of Olly's contraptions into a sex toy. But his dadding is amazeballs.

The Knights Moralis remind me of the Knights of Favonius from Genshin Impact. Like, Luluci-> Jean? Easthies-> Diluc? The dude with spiky orange hair whose name I don't remember-> Kaeya? Galga-> Albedo? No? Okay. But Eastluciiiiiiiiii. Just yes.

Finally, the girls. Imma just say that people usually describe me as a Tetia. But tbh, I prefer Coco. Also, spellcheck hates Agathe. Sorry, Agott. And why does everyone spell Richeh like Riche? It's REEK-he. Not RICH-e. Ugh.

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FANART/FANFIC ABT WITCH HAT ATELIER. *sobs in Qifruggio/Galwert/Eastluci shipper*

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

POV: Stray Kids but one more member and 9x the chaos

Hyun-Ryong Aera. The maknae of Stray Kids, and also the only girl in the group.

Scientific name: Chaotica Aeracado

Species: Bipolar/ADHD all-rounder

Preferred Pronouns: She/her, They/them, Nadada/nyoong, manic/depresso

Iconic quotes: “Well, if you’re depressed, maybe STOP PLAYING GENSHIN 24/7 AND GO TOUCH F****** GRASS, LEE FELIX YONGBOK!”(That was on a TikTok live) “Korean People Taco Night!” “NO! IT’S MY COFFEE! FUCK YOU! *hisses*” “Lez gEt DRonK~”

Title: JYP’s baby (she’s never gotten in trouble for ANYTHING)

Fanfiction Title: The Ninth- Stray Kids OC Insert by Shroomie_the_frog_whisperer

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Croissant, Sourdough, and Baguette, three of the Bread Frogs

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Stray Kids (Band) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Bang Chan (Stray Kids), Lee Minho | Lee Know, Seo Changbin, Hwang Hyunjin, Han Jisung | Han, Lee Felix (Stray Kids), Kim Seungmin (Stray Kids), Yang Jeongin | I.N, Hyun-Ryong Aerin | Rin Additional Tags: originally posted on Quotev, Aerin is a little diva/shit/crazy bipolar monkey, no specified ship, We Love Hwang Hyunjin, irregular updates, How Do I Tag, Tagging is Annoying, SKZ SUPREMACY, WHY? is amazing song Summary:

Hyun-Ryong Aerin. The only female member of Stray Kids. The maknae, in fact. And a constant source of craziness.

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Happy bday Hyunjin!

We're proud of you, Hwang. Congrats on 24!

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Oh neat thx

Not the day6 lol

Things abt SKZ

Recently, Lee Know and Hyunjin released SKZ-RECORDs, and both of them are depressing/love songs. I love them, they're amazing.

But it makes me wonder who they're about. Love Me or Leave Me sounds like a sad postscript for Want So Bad, which leads me to believe that, at least in theory, Lee Know is writing about Han. I mean, there's at least a bit of evidence for the MinSung theorists, so it's not off the table.

Long For You is quite in-sync with the feel of Hyunjin's other SKZ-RECORDs, and initially, doesn't feel too strange. But if you take into account the recent distance between him and Felix, you start to see a theoretical correlation.

I'm not going to say that I don't sail these two ships. I do, and I will support them no matter their relationship status.

Thx for indulging my thought process!

Smiles, Shroomie

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Things abt SKZ

Recently, Lee Know and Hyunjin released SKZ-RECORDs, and both of them are depressing/love songs. I love them, they're amazing.

But it makes me wonder who they're about. Love Me or Leave Me sounds like a sad postscript for Want So Bad, which leads me to believe that, at least in theory, Lee Know is writing about Han. I mean, there's at least a bit of evidence for the MinSung theorists, so it's not off the table.

Long For You is quite in-sync with the feel of Hyunjin's other SKZ-RECORDs, and initially, doesn't feel too strange. But if you take into account the recent distance between him and Felix, you start to see a theoretical correlation.

I'm not going to say that I don't sail these two ships. I do, and I will support them no matter their relationship status.

Thx for indulging my thought process!

Smiles, Shroomie

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

my other little funny things

I'm not just on tumblr, as you may have guessed. I have AO3, Pinterest, Instagram (which I don't use very often, but still), Quotev, Wattpad, and... that's about it.

AO3: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer

Pinterest: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer under the name Awrynn Troyer

Quotev: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer under the name Headcanon Generator Supreme

Wattpad: @AuraSaysRawr

I have forgotten my Instagram, so you guys'll just have to deal with it, but that's okay.

smiles, shroomie

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: The Crystalline Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Tskio Aioru Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, LOTS of violence, Original Series, hybrid races, Fantasy, Sci-Fi Series: Part 1 of The Crystalline Trilogy Summary:

Book One of the Crystalline Trilogy.

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

INCORRECT QUOTES WITH MY OCS!

Xian: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Aioru?

Aioru: … No…

Rhea: I do!

Xian: I know, Rhea.

Rhea: I’m sad!

Xian, exasperated: I know, Rhea.

Ano: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Aioru does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Rhea: If Aioru were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Aioru jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ryo: You jump off a cliff!

Rhea: Gladly. Provided Aioru did first.

Riane: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Aioru: …Mum, I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours…

Rhea: I got distracted about halfway through.

Xian: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Niki: Hey, Xian? Can I get some dating advice?

Xian: Just because I’m with Aioru doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Hyiin: I don't know how he did it either.

Niki: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Rhea: The cow???

Aioru: …What…?

So'ren: Rhea, W H Y?

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Xian: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Aioru: ...I did… I broke it…

Xian: No. No you didn't. Rhea?

Rhea: Don't look at me. Look at So'ren.

So'ren: What?! I didn't break it.

Rhea: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

So'ren: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Rhea: Suspicious.

So'ren: No, it's not!

Niki: If it matters, probably not, but Hyiin was the last one to use it.

Hyiin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Niki: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Hyiin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Niki!

Aioru: …Guys… let's not fight… I broke it… Let me pay for it, Xian…

Xian: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

So'ren: Xian... Niki's been awfully quiet.

Niki: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Xian, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Xian: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Xian:

Xian: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Rhea: My first car was a Saturn.

Niki: What make?

Rhea: Ummmm… I dunno… A Saturn Venus?

Niki: No, Rhee, those are just two planets.

*Reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

So'ren: Thanks fam!

Hyiin: oh no

Niki: *cries* I love you too

Rhea: Sounds fake but okay

Aioru: *A flustered mess*

Xian: Can i get a refund?

Ano: Neat!

Ryo: Cool! *turns to Ano* what's love??

Riane: I'm sorry, darling, but I'm married.

Ai'nliye: H-huh? Can you repeat that?

Riju: *Raises an eyebrow*

Rhea: Just be yourself.

Xian: 'Be myself'? Rhea, I have one day to win Aioru over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Niki: Two days.

Riju: Few weeks.

Xian: YOU'RE MY SISTER! WH-

So'ren: Six months.

Hyiin: Jury’s still out.

Ano and Ryo, simultaneously: Don't look at us.

Xian: See, Rhea?

Xian: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Rhea: Are we really going to let Xian keep Aioru?

Niki: We kept Hyiin, and she's just a snarkier, scalier Aioru, so...

Security: Have you seen a person named 'Xian' around here?

Ano: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Aioru: …it looks fine to me…

Ryo: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

Rhea: OH, THe hOrroR!

Niki: *Screams*

Xian: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Niki: *Screams louder out of pure fear*

Xian: *Screams louder with dragon voice*

Rhea: Should we do something?!

Hyiin, watching while sipping tea: No, I want to see who wins this.

Aioru: ...What the hell is going on...?!

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Welcome to the OC hub! (MHA edition)

As we all know, I'm a nerd. Which means I write. Books, fanfic, hcs, etc. etc..

BUT...

Who are these OCs?

1. Takami Miutomo. Daughter of DabiHawks. Quirk: Firefly- She can control up to half of her feathers, and also has fire that can both burn AND freeze. Aspires to be a Hero, even though her dads are villains. Attends UA's 2nd Year hero course, Class 2-X.

2. Tsukasa Akira. The LOV's favorite psycho faerie. Quirk: Psyche- She can Mirror Dimension™️ people, warping their reality to her whims. Usually uses it to disguise herself by changing how people think she looks. Goes by Akki, and has 9 cats.

3. Tamayo Satori. Class 2-X's homeroom teacher, and teaches Acrobatics 101. Quirk: Mindstro- Can project any song into anyone's head, effectively distracting them. Acrobatics 101 is actually just a dance class wherein she teaches fluid, elegant fighting. An undercover LOV spy. Akira is her adopted daughter.

4-A. Nakashimura Hyun-li. A half-Korean exchange student and eldest of the Nakashimura Triplets. Quirk: Flower Power- Creates purple electricity that she can shoot from her hands and eyes, but needs to be in contact with a flower. Prefers hyacinths, lavender, and asters. Joins Class 2-A with her sisters. Hero name: Violetstorm.

4-B. Nakashimura Mi-naki. One of the Nakashimura Triplets. Quirk: Feeler- Feels people's emotions with the antennae on her head. Can influence them to some extent, but is extremely sensitive to negative emotions. Joins Class 2-A with her sisters. Hero name: Dragonfeel.

4-C. Nakashimura Ae-ra. Youngest of the Nakashimura Triplets. Quirk: Psychic- After touching someone, she can see their past and future (up to 10 years) for the next 24 hours. She has massive social anxiety, and barely ever talks. Joins Class 2-A with her sisters. Hero Name: Espe.

5. Atori Akumu. A blind third-year with koala-like ears. Quirk: Sense- She may not be able to see, but her other senses more than make up for that. She can smell intentions, feel even the slightest movement, taste scent trails, and hear ultrasound and infrasound. Hero name: Apocalypte.

thx yall

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

So, yes. It's about that time again. MHA sexualities, y'all! Part one, ofc.

Izuku Midoriya: Pansexual (OR BI, IT DOESN'T MATTER). Listen. He's a sweetheart. He loves everyone.

Katsuki Bakugou: Bisexual. I personally think he's one of those agressively closeted people who is also not really into the whole "Trans Agenda" thing. He'd be like, "You're amazing in the body/gender you are," but violently.

Ochako Uraraka: Straight. But an amazing ally!

Tenya Iida: Straight OR aromantic. He's a sweetheart though. He has very strong opinions about the LGBTQIA+ community, but he's never rude about it.

Shouto Todoroki: Demisexual, maybe bi? Honestly, probably just whoever makes Endeavor the angriest. I do think that he's kinda chill tho.

<p>Shota Aizawa: Definitely bisexual, and probably demi too. And he ONLY likes cisgenders. He's the grudgingly supportive ally, but as a teacher AND hero, thinks that transitioning is unhealthy.</p>

<p>Takami Keigo: Dabisexual. None more to say.</p>

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

neuvilette, the great otterworm justice of Fontaine

On his way to the court 🐉💨

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

here’s a midnight shitpost for ya

Literally just stuff that we need more of lol

Omega dynamic: AIZAWA, Xiao, Dabi, Link, Giyuu, SHINSOU

Dying AU: EraserMic, TodoDeku/BakuDeku, DABIHAWKSSSSS, XiaoTher/XiaoLumi, KaveTham, ZeLink

annoyingly fluffy cuddle moments: dadzawa & eri, SHINKAMI, XiaoVen, KazuScara, ShinoGiyuu, KiriBaku

VULNERABLE: AIZAWAAAAAAAAAA, Midoriya, Xiao, Scaramouche/Wanderer, HAWKSYYYYYY, Shooootooooo lol

SOMEONE LINK A GOOD ANGSTY ERASERMIC FIC IN THE COMMENTS PLEASEEEEEEE I NEED DYING AIZAWA AND HIZASHI FREAKING OUT IM SORRY ITS JUST SO GOOD

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Headcanon time!

So I'm on season three of MHA, and until three seconds ago, I thought Shota Aizawa had actually adopted Eri. Apparently he hasn't. *cries*

BUT...

What if Erasermic ACTUALLY decided to officially adopt Eri and Shinsou????

hizashi: We're having kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shinsou: umm ok?

Eri: ReaLlY?! WOw!

Aizawa, placing adoption papers in front of Eri and slamming them down in front of Shinsou: They're you, sign here.

Shinsou: Wha-