sideeye-myguy

[sideeye-myguy]

Doesn’t anyone care about zhid the zhloth

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Stick em up

Everybody

I’m Robbin’ this place

Stick all of your money in my

Geetar case

Ain’t nobody move

And don’t nobody look at that door

And then I tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen

Pour myself a cup of ambition

Yawn and stretch and try to come alive

Ehhh macarena

[sideeye-myguy]

Still thinking about this

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A bug just flew up my nose

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Here she is all stitched together!

[sideeye-myguy]

He’s only doing his best

stuck in a tree

[sideeye-myguy]

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Why is every timestamp now either “before COVID” or “after COVID”? It’s giving “back in my day…” and “in the days of the depression” which now that I think about it is actually such a mood

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Hey, remember that time that I got a notification that I should write down a memory in my journal app but it was based on a location I had spent a lot of time at which was actually a funeral for a close family friend?

No? Just me?

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I can keep anyone away if I throw the apple hard enough

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Just picked up the phone and forgot to say hello, if you were wondering how my day is going

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Me: If I was an ice cream flavour what would I be Him: I don't know...white?

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I don’t know what I’m gonna do, but I’m gonna DO IT

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No hate but I keep getting Pokémon GO ads on my feed. I don’t want it unless it’s @pukicho the elusive hidden menu Pokémon

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I would like to solve the worry

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The amount of soot I’m finding up my nose is both unsavoury and unreasonable