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Another Friends/ Harry Potter

The moment Lily realizes she likes James, but she sees him with another girl:

Lily: *To the other Marauders watching her reaction, clearly upset and nervously laughing about it* Well, isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck-fantastic?

3/21/19

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Remus: [to Snape] I don't hate you... I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

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Remus: I mistrust anyone who doesn't like chocolate.

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Discovery of Sirius’ Animagus

James: *In coo’ing baby voice to Sirius* Who’s a good boy?!

Sirius: *rolls eyes at James and exclaims* I need a super cool nickname now!

Remus: *devious smirk* how about snowball?

Sirius: *outraged expression* but I’m a black dog!!

Remus: Your point?

Sirius: I will murder you all *storms out of dormitory*

3/19/19

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Friends/ Harry Potter

*James obsessing over Lily*

Sirius: James, the big question is does she like you? Cause if she doesn’t like you this is all a moo point.

James: A moo point?

Sirius: You know, like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.

James: *turns around to other marauders* Have I been living with him too long, or did all that make sense?

3/19/19 - if this was done before, sorry. I don’t think I’ve read ALL the incorrect marauder quotes 😃

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Remus: *trying really hard to study, over Sirius’ incessant quill drumming*

Sirius: *starts singing at the top of his lungs disregarding his own assignments, still drumming* I DON’T WANT TO WORK, I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY!!!!

Remus: *startled by the outburst of song, and throws arms up in the air in aggravation* WHEN HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY DONE WORK?!!!!!

Sirius: *looking sheepish* touché

~ sorry if this was already done, just popped in my head today ☺️

3/14/19

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James: “So… I saw you spending a lot of time with Remus lately.”

Sirius: “No James it’s not what it looks like! I swear!”

James: “Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?”

Sirius: “No Prongs, you’re the only one for me!”

James: “Is that so?”

Sirius: “I swear to god! Remus and I are just dating, ok? He’s my boyfriend!”

James: “So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?”

Sirius: “You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!”

James: “But I’m still the platonic love of your life right?”

Sirius:”Of course bro!”

James: “Bro!”

Lily and Remus: “What the-”

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Gosh this is wonderful!

Remus: I'm a piece of trash.

Sirius: As someone who cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 7 okay?

Remus: You smooth motherfu-- Yeah, 7 is fine.

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Remus: [Sighs dreamily as he puts up Sirius's wand]

Lily: What's got Remus so happy?

James: Last night Sirius got so drunk he couldn't recognize Remus.

James: Remus tried to take his shirt off to get him changed but Sirius slapped his hand away and said, "Stop! I'm married."

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HP Fan Fiction

Hopefully I’ll get a follower one day!!!

If you happen upon my page, and can think of some awesome ones - especially anything to do with the marauders (I’m ok with Wolfstar), please leave your suggestions. I think I’ve made it through most of the classic ones, and need more! 😃 ... feel free to suggest anything outside of the Marauders, too. Of course, all assuming I’ll ever get a follower, Bahahahahahaha!

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I thought a good first post would just be something classic Harry Potter. Plus, anything to do with the Marauders is just perfect in my book [ahem.... tumblr]