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Is lava wet?

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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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tumblr glitch that hath rended my dash asunder:

free shitpost generator??? why isn’t this an official browsing mode. anyway here are my fav screen grabs, all hits no misses:

pure poetry. it’s like trying to tune into a specific radio station but you have giant lobster claws instead of hands

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perfect boy .

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oh...a character limit on art fight...?

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Gender presentation here means the way you physically appear in public most of the time.

Obviously there are short fem hairstyles and long masc hairstyles/anyone can have any length hair. This is just surveying the wider trends.

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Today's Seal Is: Ragdoll Clipping

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sigh. reblog

Selkie bard who due to muscle memory still belly flops around on land like a seal even when in human form

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(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

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@octal-alchemist it's not a triangle does it pass the vibe check?

A triskelion or triskeles is an ancient motif consisting either of a triple spiral exhibiting rotational symmetry or of other patterns in triplicate that emanate from a common center.

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you want to fight me in art fight starting july 1st so bad (send me your account)

you want to fight SO BAD (send me your account)

SKULKIE ART FIGHT CHARACTER SUBMISSION?? MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK

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it's not cash, which is what i want, but an acceptable alternative in the meantime. pleasure doing business

Oh. Hi little seal. I will not be giving you all of my cash. But if you need a child support payment for Fizbinnz, you may have this:

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how does one even go about explaining this to anyone??!?

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me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭

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quick everyone drop their art fight links you will not be escaping me

SKULKIE ART FIGHT CHARACTER SUBMISSION?? MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK