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Are you doing ok? Its been a while since you posted here.

Also just wanted to let you know that your headcannons are peak. :3

Tryna hold on mate (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠), i got a request about a bbu character at the moment (it was like, prob 3-4 months or smthn) but i still don't have the motivation to do it, but i'm going to try write today and continue headcanons that i've started. İ don't wanna dump every issue that i have to you guys but i promise i'm going to be more active on summer

Ty for asking!!!

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You'll get your food soon dw yall

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Hello! @battersweet told me to ask you, but mind making some romance headcanons of FancyFur, Spoons, or Eepy?

FancyFur, Spoons, Eepy x gn!Reader

Type: Headcanons, gender-neutral, reader, romantic

Warnings: None!

Note: İ am Battersweet btw, lol. İ think i made a typo when i answered you, sorry about that ^^ Took the images from @basilgafff's post. Also sorry this is really short!

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FancyFur

Out of topic but look at me in the eyes and tell me that this dude is not zesty- YOU CAN'T.

He tries SO hard to impress you with whatever he does.

He looks all charming and flirty and all but deep down i think he's just insecure poor bby 😔

Always flirts with you/compliments you when he gets the chance and he says really eccentric or sappy things for examp;

"Sweetheart, being near you feels like standing in a warm sunrise—soft, golden, and quietly breathtaking. Every time you smile, my heart does this ridiculous little waltz, like it’s trying to impress you with two left feet. You’re a dream in motion, my darling, and I’d thank the stars personally if they had the good sense to put you in my orbit."

His arm always wrapped around your shoulder or your waist, doesn't really matter where as long as he knows you're with him.

He gets jealous time to time, even though he thinks he hides it well it's so obvious it hurts.

Gives you kisses everytime he sees you, no you can't escape from it.

Even though not much, he's protective. İf he'll hear someone trash talking about you or even breathe wrong way around you he'll be like "EXCUSE ME."

NEVER forgets Valentine's day, birthdays or any special day he needs to know.

Very cuddly (not as much as Spoons tho), but ONLY indoors, he really don't likes PDA for some reason

For example you're both sleeping or cuddling and you need to go for a moment he doesn't budge even a little, there's really nothing much you can do about it so you have to accept your fate

Spills all the tea he's got when he's with you and it always surprizes you because of how absurd or shocking the things he tells

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Spoons

Like i said in my main blog, BOYFAİLURE.

He'll be doing anything you ask in a second even if he didn't have to.

He can't flirt, he just can't okay? When you flirt with them he short-circuts, than stammers some words of appreciation.

Nervous boy

Doesn't get enough sleep, don't be surprised when he falls asleep against you.

Doesn't like PDA much, like, he does shows you affection outside, but indoors, oh boy. He's all over you, melting in your arms. Don't try to get him off of yourself because he ain't gonna. He also loooves recieving headpats :3

He's stressed all the time when he's with Elaine (insert dagger flashbacks) so that helps him a lot to calm down

Yap about anything you want to, he loves to listen to you.

Sometimes forgets to eat, but if you'll do the same thing he'll scold you for solid 2 hours and make you eat something.

Not the best at cooking but he tries to learn for you.

Overall he's an absolute sweetheart <3

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Eepy

Very chill, looks like he does 🌱 because constantly sleeps litteraly everywhere.

Lapcat.

Loves to lay his head on your lap while you're petting hım and he just snooze off.

Loves giving you kisses <3

Tries to flirt, in his own way. He would say "You know, i'm really good in bed... İ can sleep with you on it everyday." Then he realize how that didn't came out how it supposed to be.

Tells you random facts out of the blue that makes you think 'What the hell does that mean?'

"Did you know that Octopuses have been observed punching fish out of pure spite? Like, not for food. Not for defense. Just because the fish was annoying. Scientists even call it "active displacement.""

Always finds a way to distract you from your work and pay attention to him instead.

For example are you searching for something in a book? The milisecond you turn your head away from the book and it's gone! Or he falls asleep leaning against you, the coincidence!

Constantly steals your clothes, ain't guilty about it, doesn't mind if you'll wear his clothes either. He even thinks it's cute.

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NAAAH THAT'S SO RELATABLE LOL 😭

Me when i talk about my weird theories and opinions to people i know but they dont know what i am talking about or i can't explain it like it is in my mind

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Kinda busy rn but ı'ma send headcanons tdy dw ya'll ^^

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Do you have any headcannons about the other bbu characters as parents? Love your hc 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Dutch and Basile x Child!Reader headcanons (Platonic)

Type: Headcanons, gender-neutral child reader, platonic, readr's age is not implied but they're a minor

Warnings: Mentions of Alcohol and smoke

Dutch

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The best parent among them all(after Aristotle ofc)

He's protective but not too overprotective or anything.

He's a great cook so he'll make you breakfast in the mornings ^^

Didn't talked about his criminal side or the things going on with him being fond of black market, maybe, just MAYBE you'll learn about it when you're older.

Gentle parenting.

No matter how angry he would be (even though it's kinda impossible to get him mad) he will NEVER raise his voice at you.

He'll paint/draw with you!!!

He has a drawing that you made in his office, doesn't matter even if it's just a scribble or if it's really out of blue anything looks like a masterpiece to him.

Raising you to be a partner material.

He will teach you how to cook, how to act around, how to talk with people and being polite to others.

Basically raising you to be a next rizzler (this sounded so cringe oml)

You start to work at his hotel after you get old enough to be experienced, if you're willing to, of course.

Will learn the SECOND that you got a partner.

İt's okay by him tho, as long as there's no age gap or if you're too young for this

Won't drink or smoke around you.

Hugs and headpatsss ^^

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Basile

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Honestly i don't think he would really be good with kids, i don't say he would be the worst tho.

Like you're his kid, of course he loves you

He'll maybe lose his temper sometimes, but SOMETİMES, but he would never take it on you.

He's just a grumpy lad.

He will make you learn about mechanical thingys. (my English is not enough to explain what i meant but you get me)

A little too protective, but, can you blame him?

Will immediately know when you're under the weather.

He'll wait for you until you're ready to talk, he'll immediately want to know what's bothering you but he won't want to be pushy.

You'll probably get some sassines from him.

And he would be proud of it honestly. (as long as you're not being too offensive or hurtful, he won't want his kid to be an asshole)

Has boundaries that he expects to be respected and does the same with you.

Spends time with you whenever he's got the chance.

Doesn't matter what you guys do, he just wants to have some great time with you ^^

Not a fan of hugs, but has a exception for Pom and you.

He won't take you to Razzle Dazzle, mainly because of Dutch and he doesn't wants to put you in trouble or danger.

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Welcome Back! If you don't mind, can I request for a Gn Reader x Chink Nuggit if you don't mind me asking? After the whole God fiasco, Reader decided to plan a surprise date for Chikn Nuggit but things didn't go quite as plans so Now Chikn comforts reader for their failed date. Fluff and slight angst with comfort.

Chikn Nuggit x Gn!Reader

Type: fluff, angst-ish, comfort? Oneshot, gender-neutral reader

Warnings: Not proofhead

Note: İt's a Lil short since it's a bit rushed, but i hope you guys will like it :3

"Even being next to you is enough."

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The day was supposed to be perfect. You had planned everything down to the last detail, the decorations, the food, the location. After everything that had happened with the whole DemiGod situation, you just wanted to give Chikn Nuggit a day where he didn’t have to worry about those things. A peaceful, fun, romantic date for just the two of you.

But fate had other plans.

The moment you arrived at the picnic spot, the sky, which had been clear all morning, turned a gloomy shade of gray. Within minutes, the wind picked up, scattering your carefully arranged setup. The sandwiches you made? Gone with the wind—literally. You don't know how it happened but it did. The candles? Snuffed out by an unexpected drizzle. And the bouquet you picked out just for Chikn? Trampled under an unfortunate misstep.

Now you and him are sitting under a tree while it rained cats and dogs, Chikn's left ear is on top of your head, pratically working like an umbrella (or a scarf) for you. He doesn't seems unpleased about the situation, unlike you.

Your knees are pressed against your chest, your head resting on your knees as you frown, thinking about how your plan turned to a fiasco. You had planned everything, you we're so enthusiastic about it, but than all of them just- wiped out.

"You're okay?" You heard Chikn Nuggit asking, he knew you are not okay, clear by your expression, but he asked anyway.

"I wanted to surprize you with a nice date and everything, but now," You mentioned the mess around you. "It's all ruined..."

Chikn blinked, "Ruined?" He asked, "I don't think so." Your eyes widen slightly at his words, you turn your head at him with an confused expression, replacing your sorrowful one.

"I think even only being with you is a great date." Chikn finish his words, his smile widening a little more. "I don't want flowers, or go to fancy places to love you. Even being next to you is enough."

Your eyes widen like saucers, you can feel the heat rushing to your cheeks, you probably looked like a tomato at the moment. He's so cute, God he's so cute it pyshically hurt.

"Wh-huh?" Chikn made a confused sound as you turn your face away from him, covering your flushed face with his long ear. He only watched you with a puzzled look, and well, a little worried, not knowing how his words affect you. "Y/N??? You're alright? What happened- did i said something wrong?"

He's going to kill you someday like this.

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Weren't you working on an Aristotle one-shot? No pressure ofc but if you're asking for stuff to write...

Anyways love your work :D

Yes i have been working on it, but i didn't had too much time since it's both of my LGS year and exam week, but i gladly survived so i have time to make fics ^^ ı'll probably post them tonight(?)

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Send me requests i'm hungry

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Working on a Aristotle x reader oneshot, please be patient my childs, you're going to get your food soon.

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Billie and Lily design for Far Cry 5 fic

Gonna do Lewis later, i made Lily kinda half assed.

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Love your headcannons! Especialy that recent one with Aristotle. 🩷🩷🩷

Awww ty mate!!! (Yeah breaking character just for this)

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Chapter 1: The Warrant

Warnings:Violence, blood, gore cultists, swearing

Note: This is a Far Cry 5 x Billie Bust Up AU. For context, the Seed family has the gems instead of the main villains of the bbu. Also Lewis, Billie, and Lily are aged up in this AU.

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This cult always been there, but, of course, the government didn't do shit the time they had to. They underastimated Joseph Seed, his lunatic "Family" and the cultists. But when they saw that it was an issue they needed to step in, what did they do? They trapped them in the Hope County, putting innocent people's loves who was living here in danger. Now the County was nothing more than a battle area.

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The last scene you saw was Joseph gouging the police's eyes, who tried to snuck a camera in and record all what was happening in his church. That poor guy. But after that the signal went off your phone. Than you heard Dutch calling out for you.

"Ey Rookie, rookie." Dutch said, "Waste no time, there's no signal out here." Billie was sitting next to him, she was holding a paper in her hand, you didn't knew what was for it. Probably something important though.

"İ cross over the hendbane now." Lewis announced to all of you, who was flying the chopper with Lily.

The chopper flied past from Joseph's statue, it gave you a shiver down your spine, you didn't know why. Maybe you we're too excited for this new mission.

"Oh fuck there it is." Lily grumble, turning her head to the other side in an order to not look at the statue. "Crazy motherfucker." Lewis agreed. "We are offically in Peggy country."

"How much longer?" Billie asked, turning her eyes away from the paper in her hand, turning to Dutch. "Just long enough for you to change your mind." Dutch answer bitterly. "So i can turn his bird around."

Billie took the paper in their right hoof, showing to Dutch. "Do you want me to ignore his federal warrant, sherrif?" The goat asked, looking up at Dutch. But he shook his other hand in an signal of rejection.

"No. İ want you understand the reality of this situation. Joseph Seed..." He exhaled, adjusting his sunshades, he had an unpleasant expression on his face. "He's not a man to be fucked with. We've had a run-ins before they haven't always got on our way. Just sometimes, sometimes it's best to leave well enough alone."

Billie's brow's scrunched, it wasn't what they wanted to hear. "Yeah well," Billie started "We have laws for a reason sherrif. And Joseph Seed's gonna learn that."

The reason why Billie was so serious about this mission, is not only because of the others, but their parents we're also in the County as well. İf they had any misunderstanding with the cult, they could accidently put her father and mother in danger.

"Lewis, open a call with dispatch." Dutch orders to Lewis, leans back on his seat. "Ten-four." Lewis mumble.

Dutch adjust his headphones, and the mic that was attached to it, putting a little closer to his mouth so the other side of the call could hear him clearly. "Dutch to Dispatch. Over."

"Go ahead. Earl."

"We're approachin' the compound Nancy. Over."

"Roger, Sheriff. Still planning to go through with this? Over."

"We are unfortunately still tryin' to talk some sense into our friend Billie. Over." Dutch said snarkily, Billie shook their head and roll their eyes. They didn't comment on it, but you could see from their face that she wasn't pleased with the situation at all.

"Alright... He's lucky i'm not there." Nancy sighed, "İf you get into any trouble you just let me know. Over."

"Ten-four over and out." And with that, the radio call ends. Than there was a silence, not an uncomfortable one, but you could see from their face that, all of them we're just as anxious as you.

"Maybe we shoulda brought Nancy along with us instead of the Probie." İt didn't take long for Lewis to ruin that silence though. "These Peggies wouldn't fuck with her."

"Lewis." Lily warn him quickly.

"Why do you keep calling them Peggies?" Billie turned her head just enough to look ar Lily and Lewis from the side of their eye, gazing at them over her shoulder.

"Project at Eden's Gate. P. E. G. Peggies. İt's what the locals call 'em." Dutch explained to her. "You know, they astarted off harmless enough a few years back. But now they're armed to teeth. They're lookin' for a fight."

"Are you scared, Sheriff?" Billie turned her gaze up to him, squinting her eyes, almost daring him to talk. You could feel the unnecesarry tension between them.

"We're here." Lewis informed. "Compund's Just below."

You shifted a little closer to the window, gazing down at the compound. A few torch was lightning the area, 'Bliss' flowers had plates over them so they won't get damaged, the piles of dead bodies that was burned, wooden sticks surrounding around them, using as light sources, and an old church.

"Oh my Jesus..." Dutch mutter.

"This is a bad idea." Lily stated.

"Last chance, Billie." Said the wolf, but he wasn't looking at them, his gaze is still down on the Compund. Billie let out an Sharp exhale, she shut her eyes for a solid moment. "We're going in." They replied to him firmly. "Set her down, Lewis."

"Right, roger that." Lewis started to land down the chopper slowly, and then you started to see the Peggies. To be honest, they didn't looked very... Happy. İt was clear that you guys weren't welcome here.

"Dispatch, you're still here?" Dutch asked, checking if Nancy was still on contact for the last time.

"Yes, go ahead, Sheriff."

"İf you don't hear us fifteen minutes, send there everyone, call the goddamn National Guards if you have to. Over." Dutch said to Nancy, as he undid the safety belt of the seat, while Billie took off their headphones, so you did and Dutch.

"Yessir, Sheriff. I'll be praying for you."

"Now listen' up!" Dutch spoke, "Three rules; Stick close, Keep your guns in your holster's and let me to the talkin'. Got it?"

"Got it." Billie replied,

"Rookie?" Dutch turned to you after, "Got it!"

"Alright everyone, stay sharp. Let's go." You hopped outside from the chopper quickly, Billie after you. The goat gave you a nod, and you reciprocate it back.

"He'll be in the church." Dutch said. "Stay close." Four of you started to make your way to the church. Lily was at Dutch's right, holding a nine milimeter, you and Billie on his left.

"Eyes open." Dutch mutter, "These folks can spooke easily." The Peggie's eyes we're all on you guys, you could hear them muttering.

"What the hell are these doing?"

"Why are they here?"

None of them pried their eyes off of you, it was uncomfortable.

"Be calm, stay calm everyone!" Dutch tried to ease the other Peggies at least a little. "Just go about your business. This doesn't concern you."

"Sheriff i don't like this." Lily mumble under her breath, holding her weapon tightly. "Everythings fine, Lily." The wolf tried to comfort her, but he didn't even believed to himself. "Everything's just fine..."

"Jesus christ, you're wearing badges aren't you?" Billie stated,

"Yeah, but they don't respect badges much out here..."

"They'll respect that nine milimeter."

"Not every problem can be solved with an bullet, Billie..." Dutch sigh.

Now four of you are in front of the old chruch. İt was clear that it hadn't took care of for a long time. The white paint was scraped off, and Dust lightly was on the sides.

Billie, immediately reached to the church doors to open it bluntly. But halfway Dutch shut the door quickly, for a moment you heard the praying coming from inside.

"Woah, Billie. Now we do this, we do it my way." Dutch spoke, his tone rather calmer than usual. "Quietly. Calmly? You got it?" Billie took her hand off of the door, letting out a low grumble. Quietly? Calmly? Really?

"Fine..." They say bitterly, they couldn't go against their Sheriff, as much as they wanted to tho. You knew that Dutch made Billie's blood boil.

"Lily, on the door. Watch our backs. Don't let any of these people get in." Dutch looked at the Peggies after his last sentence in anticipication.

Than his gaze turns to you "Rookie. On me." And after his eyes shifts to Billie. "And you..." He mumble. "Just try not to do anything stupid."

"Relax, Sheriff." Billie spoke mockingly,, her hoof reaches to his arm to give him a 'friendly' pat. "You're about to get your name on the paper."

Billie and Sheriff Dutch held the each doorhandle, slowly pulling it in an order to not make a loud sound. Everyone was on their seats, listening Joseph's speech. That fucking lunatic goat.

"Something is coming. You can feel it can't you?"

Billie and Dutch stepped inside, you're following behind. As soon as the Peggies saw you guys, their eyes we're all over you. Four of them we're standing, holding their guns tightly.

"That we are creeping toward the edge... And there will be a reckoning. That's why we started The Project. Because we know what happens next."

You guys inched closer to Joseph slowly, who continued his talking, not bothered about your presence. Billie looked at Dutch, like they we're asking for something, but Dutch only shook his head in rejection.

"They will come. They will try to take from us. Take our guns, take our freedom."

As Billie and Dutch inched closer to Joseph, the tension in the air becoming near palpable as the Peggies around you observed your every move. You could feel their eyes on you, judging, sizing up the threat that you posed.

But as Joseph continued his sermon, his words only served to further stoke Billie's growing anger.

"Take our faith."

All of them started to stand up when you guys came closer, closer than they could tolerate.

"But we will not let them."

"Sheriff, c'mon--" Billie turned their head to Dutch, asking permission. Knowing this goat for years, it was the first and probably the only time they kept their mouth shut for that long.

"Hold on Billie." Dutch consoled Billie, she was visibly starting to get more and more annoyed each second when Joseph talk.

"We will not let their greed, or their immorality, or their depravity hurt us anymore!"

And Joseph was still continuing, as if he knew how much he was getting on Billie's nerves.

"Sheriff."

"Do not pull that trigger, remain calm..."

"There will be no more suffering!"

"No fuck this." Billie couldn't keep her cool anymore, and she pulled out Joseph's federal warrant, holding up in her hand to his face

"Joseph Seed!" Billie exclaimed, "İ have a warrant issued for your arrest on the suspicion kidnapping with the intent to harm."

Billie interrupted Joseph during his sermon, drawing everyone's focus to her. Dutch exhaled deeply and shook his head, but what could he do? It was Billie.

"Now I want you to step forward and keep your hands where I can see 'em." The cultists' shouts could be heard coming from behind you all.

"Go back where you came from!"

"Get outta here!"

Joseph complied with Billie's request, slowly lifting his hands, directing his attention to the other goat. "Here they are..." he remarked, "The Locusts in our garden...You see they've come for me."

The Peggies positioned themselves in front of Dutch and Billie, blocking their way to Joseph. "They've come to take me away from you. They've come to obliterate all that we have built!" That son of a bitch continued to speak, inciting the Peggies’ anger towards you all, some attempting to move closer. Dutch retreated from the furious cultists; they were closely observing your every action, ready to shoot if you so much as breathed the wrong way around them.

"Alright now. Put your guns down." Dutch shouted, "Put your guns down and stand down. Everyone calm down!"

Joseph gradually advanced, the Peggies parting to allow him room, their rage vanishing the moment they saw their "Father."

"We knew this moment would come" Joseph spoke in his soft, disturbingly calm voice. "We have prepared for it."

"Now go," he commanded, "Go. " The others complied, starting to exit the church, and you were surprised by how quickly he was able to calm them. "God will not let them take me." Despite everyone following his instructions, you could see from their expressions that none of them wished to leave, abandoning their "Father" alone with you at all. Some were giving threatening glares your way, while others didn’t even bother to look at you.

"I saw when the Lamb opened the First Seal, and I heard," When you diverted your gaze from the cultist, Joseph's siblings were behind him—Jacob, John, Faith... Huh? When did they even arrive? You couldn’t tell if you were starting to seeing things or if they were actually here. "—as it were the noise of the thunder, one of the four beasts said, come and see."

"Step. Forward." Dutch demands.

"...And i saw, and behold," He pointed at Billie, but after that he quickly turned to Dutch. "İt was a white horse. and the Hell followed with him." What the fuck was he saying? Was he reciting a chapter from his Book? The Book Of Joseph?

He stepped forward and extended his hands towards you, his eyes gazing deep into your soul.

"Rookie, cuff this son of a bitch."

"God will not let you take me."

You grabbed the cuffs, but, you weren't really sure. Maybe because that he was looking at you like a predator would look at their prey or because he had a goddamn big ass cult that he can kill you the second when you go out of this Church.

"Take your guns, take your friends, and leave." He demanded.

You moved in front of him, grabbing his wrists and handcuffing them. There was a nagging feeling inside you that something was wrong, but you couldn't pinpoint what it was. You positioned yourself behind him, placing one hand on his shoulder in case he attempted to escape.

“Let’s go.” Dutch said, heading towards the doors and holding them open for you to guide Joseph outside. Lily hurried towards the Sheriff, her expression indicating she was anxious and unsettled.

"We gotta get the fuck outta here." She said hurriedly. A Peggie's vehicle came to a halt nearby, with heavily armed individuals stepping out.

"Billie, take point, we’re going right..." Dutch commanded.

"On it." Billie replied.

"You’re not taking him, we won't let you!"

Three of them started to walk in front of you, shielding you from Peggies. "Stay on the path, rookie."

"They’re taking the Father, they’re taking the Father!"

The sounds of barking dogs and the shouts of the cultists overwhelm you... Or was it Jacob's wolves? You didn't know, you didn't care.

"Back up! Back up!" Billie ordered the cultist attempting to get closer. Joseph didn’t appear angry or anything; he merely let you direct him towards the chopper, his face unreadable.

"Everyone keep back!" The Peggies were on their knees as they saw you taking their Father away, begging with you to spare him. Yet some attempted to take him back themselves, which resulted in them being forcefully pushed away by Billie with their magic each time. However, as their aggression escalated, Dutch and Billie drew their weapons from their holsters while Billie quickly led you and Joseph inside the chopper, you seat him next to you.

"Get the fuck back!" You heard Dutch shout at the cultists. They immediately sat on their seats after you. "C’mon, get in, get in, get in!"

"Lewis, get us the fuck out of here!" The cultists didn't stop; everyone began to attack the chopper, one of them attempting to board, but Billie quickly kicked them away.

The chopper began to ascend, but they didn’t fall off; one of them grabbed Billie’s gun, trying to drag them down. "Jesus!" Billie squeezed the trigger of her weapon, shooting the cultist in the chest, causing him to fall down.

"Nancy, Nancy, come in Nancy! Do you copy? Nancy!"

You kicked another one that was attempting to enter with your feet. How many of them were here? Another Peggie grabbed Joseph's arm, trying to pull him. Billie grabbed the Peggie, struggling to throw them out while you noticed one of the cultists climbing onto the chopper’s roof.

Your eyes grow large with fear when you witnessed the blood flowing across the windows, that man threw himself into the propeller...

The helicopter begins to descend, steam rising from the engine. Joseph's eyes were shut, whispering something that you couldn’t make out. Billie and Lily were clinging to the grab bars for their lives, the poor girl was panting heavily beside Billie, utterly shaken. It was only a matter of time before-

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What would aristotle be like as a dad?

Aristotle x Child!Reader (platonic)

Type:fluff, angst(?), gender-neutral reader

Warnings: Mentions of death

Notes: reader is around same age with Billie, but age is not implied

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Oh no you absolutely CANNOT go out of their sight

Just a few minutes you're not with him and he'll start to dig through everywhere to find you

He'll teach you to improve your magic and cast spells etc

But if you get tired or have low magic potential they'll try to not tire you out

He doesn't wants you to overdo and... Y'know.

He won't allow you to practice if you're tired

They won't get angry easily, but İF he DİD get angry or lash out to you they'll immediately apologize and talk to you about it

İ don't think they will be willing to talk about Arthur, but he will at some time

He WİLL NOT leave you alone with Billie.

They trust her but c'mon guys i think we all aggree that Billie can't take care of a child (Like they're a child as well so don't expect much)

İf you're upset about something or having a bad day they will make your comfort food and wait until you're comfortable to talk, if you don't want to they won't push it tho.

He respects your boundaries. You're lucky most of the parents don't do that-

He'll be happy if you have a partner, but they'll be skeptical about them as well

He's not pushy but he'll ask thousands of questions about them

İf you can't control your magic, having magic meltdowns etc he'll try his best to comfort, they know how it is since they had before and always helped Billie about it

Getting woken up by kisses on forhead (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

He won't want you to think that he cares about Billie more than you because they're his apprentice, he will feel horrible and the worst dad in the world

He won't blame you, i mean how would YOU react if you found out you had a sister and didn't knew about her for 15 years?

He's very protective

Kinda reasonable tho this dude lost his husband AND his daughter (for a long time until they met again)

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Greetings and salutations adventurer, i hope that you're pleased with my headcanons.

İ deeply apologize if i have any grammar or spelling mistake, since English is not my first language.

İ'm also terribly sorry that this is quite short, i'm hoping my upcoming fictions and headcanons will satisfy you better.

Farewell.

(tagging my dear moot @not-the-axolotl because Aristotle is their favorite character (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠))

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Rook: Y/N

Marshall: Billie (They're gonna attempt to, but not gonna die, they're gonna be a companion to reader)

Deputy Hudson (and that dude i forgot his name): Lily and Lewis

Dutch: Aristotle or Arthur

Sheriff Whitehorse: Dutch(?)

Nick Rye: Basile

Kim Rye: Pom

Boomer: Oscar

Mary May Fairgrave: Belle(?)

Pastor Jerome Jeffries: Socrates

Jess Black: Fantoccio

Sharky Boshaw: Dimitri or Scrimshaw

Hurk Drubman: Percy(?)

Grace Armstrong: Elaine Corso

Adeleide Drubman: Belle(?) (or none)

Tracey Lader: Hosea Hayes

Virgil: Grover (Maybe I'll change Grover and Hayes)

İ'm planning on making a Far Cry 5 x Billie Bust Up fanfic and im really not sure if i replace Belle with Adeleide or Mary and about the other characters, and if ı'll do it who's gonna be the one that doesn't have a role? Can you guys help me on roles if you have any ideas?

@not-the-axolotl @sunny-tano19 @dar-thestrawberry

[sleeplesswixard]

Pls be patient guys it's my exam week and i cannot post for two week but istg i'm gonna BOMB EVERYONE WİTH FİCS