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Y'all i accidentally made my drawing reference dude an amputee

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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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the "Daddys Devil" was added at the very end because i was on the fence about it.
aged up to 16-17
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hey thats my birthday! (Feb 1)
Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat
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All about me
Hello! Welcome to my blog!
Name ⭒ Memory
Age ⭒ Legal adult
Pronouns ⭒ She/He/They (Any, really)
Sexuality ⭒ Sapphic i guess (Feminine)
Favorite Color ⭒ Sage Green/Dark Lavender
Fandoms ⭒ Undertale, Camp Camp, MHA (kinda)
Hobbies ⭒ Drawing, Writing, Reading
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Topics that will be discussed include self destruction and being cringe (duh. this is tumblr)
Please send headcanons for me to draw in my daily Camp Camp headcanon series!
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Headcanon #1: Max's hair
Ever since he was a toddler, Max refused to get his hair cut by anyone but his grandparents and later, Gwen.
David didnt know how to properly cut Max's overgrown curls when he first arrived , and Gwen was tired of it so she sat Max down and chopped most of his hair.
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new fandom who dis?
a minimum-outline piece of Max! I kinda just added the knife randomly, but its fine lol
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gravity said nope
I was rollerblading and finally learned the secrets to wheeled travel. When I woke up, I put on my rollerblades and promptly busted my ass.
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Did Ur blog title always say that or did u change it?
it was a dare from a friend i forgot to change back! thanks for reminding me!
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Song: Meteor Shower by Cavetown - Papyrus' lyrics (the mainly red ones) are the actual lyrics
instead of Paps being orange I chose red, as it is the "correcter" color
#sans undertale#papyrus#sans#undertale fanart#lyric comic#skelebros#platonic love#brotherly love#cavetown#undertale#Sapphire stones#Ruby stones#i hate bones
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I showed this to my friend and she was more disgusted by the fact that Nico put milk before cereal
I microwaved cereal to make it more soggy.
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Pros to eating drywall:
- It's quick, it's easy, and it's free
- good texture
- Get to answer the question "I wonder what drywall tastes like?"
- attention
- Scientific research
- looks yummi
- Now when I hyperbolically state that something tastes like drywall and someone goes "how do you know what drywall tastes like?" my dialogue wheel is *significantly* funnier.
- I like getting attention
- snack
- felt like it
Cons:
- ???
Conclusion: eating drywall is good and fun and you should do it too
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"Chara! What happened??"
"Chara- oh my... Chara..." "Azzy…"
"Take my soul.. before I die..."
"Let's go, Chara me."
#undertale#art#comic art#undertale comic#chara#asriel#soul#implied death#asriel dreemurr#asriel dreemur undertale#chara undertale#utdr#fallen human#Styled like beginning scenes of undertale
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Red was correcting someone about using the phrase water shoes


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The alien leader watches as the humans live their lives, working and living and dying, with surprise. "Has anyone sent them a message?" he asks the person to his left. "Not yet," they respond, shaking their head. "We are a bit worried of what they will do if they know their are other life forms." "they shouldn't even be like this. How are they like this?" the general glares at the screen as he watches the enslaved humans work, a place called North Korea by humans. Such a silly name. "Apparently." the worker started, reading off of their screen. "Apparently they killed off the dominant species when they were first put here. It was prototype D1-N05. Now they live in museums as boney structures, called dinosaurs."
Turns out every planet with life has a version of mammals, and they supposed to be weak, small and dumb creatures. The fact that they are not only the dominant animal clade on Earth, but also the planet’s intelligent species baffles aliens.
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I can't bring myself to finish it so here you go I guess!
#unfinished#art#artwork#drawing#grim reaper#scythe#current wip#never gonna finish it#crack post#idk lmao
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It's blurrier in the picture but yeah! I guess it's hanahaki???
I can post the speed draw maybe, we'll find out
#drawing#art#artwork#digital portrait#procreate#digital doodle#girl drawing#flowers#bloody art#gory art#idk anymore#hanahaki disease#hanahaki
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