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him,,

So far all I drew after this blog died was lone Spikeys, and anything with dissy in it is horny af soooo...take a cutie boy uwu

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Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me, bitches.

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Rip in Piss

So in the event that Dumblr nukes this ship blog, you can come to these places for some of that quality Dispike content 👌:

https://www.fimfiction.net/user/338229/Wow_Gay

https://www.pillowfort.io/ThotsAlots

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Baroness_of_Bara

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"There are certain things that mere mortals were not meant to see or know..."

Saw a crazy expressions drawset and I just had to do one for the boi

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Nuzzles n smooches, nuzzles and smooches, these two are gay and im lov drawing them,,

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Spike: I love you so much, you know? When I look at you sometimes, my heart stops.

Discord: That's?? Gay.

Spike: We have been married for 25 years????

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Guess who has a McDiscord server now? (M-Me, iz me, I do.) Yep, decided to go ahead and create a Spikecord Discord server (that's a mouthful). Yep. Stop by if you can! I'd love to meet peeps who are interested in this ship! (Link to server in 'About' section!)

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Big aesthetic

Discord having a lot of hair when he was younger. Just. Bigg™ long mane that you rlly wanna comb ur hand through and brush. Beautiful long flowing locks. Human or regular. S'good

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I OFFCIALLY DREW SUM NUDITY. COVER UR EYES KIDS. just some domestic/life poses with the boiz. Especially happy with the ‘workout clothes. Don’t ask why they suddenly have a moped. Some things are better left unexplained. A bonus with Screwball, because even tho she’s barely canon, I still love her and I’m a sloot for parental Discord. Feed that bab, you beautiful, beautiful chaos god. uwu

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"I...I don't understand what went wrong. He's...oh gods damn it, he isn't moving. Twilight...help him. Gods, please help him..." Hm, this blog has been a BIT too happy and fluffy. Let's fix that with some a n g s t =^}

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Idea

College Professor!Discord relaxing underneath an oak tree at a park on his downtime. All of a sudden, a green haired tWINK just fucking. Falls out of the tree. and lands face first. on the grass, thankfully. And immediately starts cursing up a storm because 1. ow, his knee hurts and 2. He has grass n' dirt stains on his favorite shirt now. Discord koffs™ and the kid turns around.

Discord: 'Holy hecc, he's?? cute???'

And then the kid just sorta stammers a lot while looking super blushy and he finally says 'S-sorry, my names Spike and I'm a fuckin' disaster???' And Discord just immediately replies with 'big mood'.

And they both just start giggling and it's super gr8

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“Sure is a lovely day today…guess I have Princess Celestia to thank for that…”

Just a boi chilling on a hill. I have a companion piece with Discord coming up but shoosh, I’m workin’ on it 😉

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So #Spikecord is looking rlly fuckin' good, as you can see-

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Is that another S M O O C H? yis. It is. Just a rlly quick monochrome smooch tho hehe

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Ya gurl hitting you with that C H E E S Y BU L L S H I T AND IS THAT A SMOOCH?!? (yis. Ya bitch does smooches)

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Me: Yknow I should probably write some fluffy, innocent Spikecord to offset all the SIN I've been churning out

My darker self wearing a cloak: Write a sugar daddy au where spike needs tuition money so screwball sends him a link to a compensated dating website and unintentionally hooks him up with her eccentric, wealthy father

Me: Why the fuck would i do that I have like 4 unfinished stories still-

My darker self: It will help you explore the ins an outs of power dynamics, older/younger relationships, and the subject of enthusiastic consent. Now shut up and start writing, hoe.

Me: .......*opens up Word and sighs*

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“Aw, you’re simply adorable when you’re angry…”

No context for this, but have a stare down between the boys. I’m p much secure in my Human!Spike design, but as you can see, im still tryna nail down my Human!Discord. Not only with his hair style, but also with his horns that I apparently didn’t understand were on the wrong sides until saw a thumbnail with Discord in it and my brain decided to work aghkdgsl,,