#shipping headcanons

[dersite-dragons]

because why is dirkjohn the greatest rebound couple of all time like you know they'd get together after dirk broke up with jake and then they'd realize that they actually work well together as a pair of team leaders who can't deal with their friends drama anymore and then jake would see them together and be like wtf that's literally me and then DAVE would see them together and pass out and die because JOHN of all people is dating his bro

[uselesstaroth]

I don't usually post headcanons, but one Surgamy one I have is that no matter how good their relationship is, Surge is a bad influence on Amy

Even just a tiny one!

Like getting Amy into watching dumb stuff like terrible apology videos just to get mad at them and the entire time Amy is ranting about it, Surge is like "Yes, you're so right, go off, get nasty."

Part of a larger headcanon that Surge really likes it when Amy gets passionately angry about something.

[grellestie]

literally cannot stop having sebagrelle thoughts

im about to be so obnoxious

imagining sebastian slowly falling for her but in his own demonic way. he starts off as being annoyed and slowly gets used to her antics before he realizes he actually does have some sort of feeling outside of resentment.

grelle would be completely oblivious and just enjoys having someone who enables her general bullshit. does she know it's bad? yeah but thats why shes having someone whispering in her ear to do it.

it's more like a devil on her shoulder than an actual good healthy relationship but if it's healthy, it's not victorian

them accidentally meeting at places but mutually decide to just be neutral since they have so much on their plate already.

imagine the conversations they would have... i feel like it would get somewhat philosophical intertwined with whatever's on grelle's mind.

she will be going from how she's stressed about her job to explaining her apathy when handling souls which she knows he would understand. ofc making jokes poking at how she's probably making him hungry- much to sebastian's dismay.

i could see one night grelle accidentally getting too cuddly with him when they're talking on her bed and falling asleep on him.

it's like a dilemma to him because he wants to push her off but she's soooo peaceful and sooo cute when she's not trying to attack him and- oh he's pushing her off the bed then trying to lie and say she rolled off herself.

they're the type of couple that would tease the everloving hell out of each other and ofc go wayyy too far but still adore each other (sebastian somewhat but grelle definitely)

i love when grelle is portrayed as a cracked mirror to sebastian. they mutually understand each other but there's so much that's different and so much they couldn't possibly understand

like why grelle would feel so mixed on killing her previous master or why sebastian didn't kill her and wanted to torture her (basically) instead or why grelle bothers to stay with a dispatch that doesn't trust her and underestimates her talents or why sebastian doesn't just get ciel killed anyway

i feel like they'd ask questions about each other that would just be so prying to other but it's okay because it's mutual. they're intentionally seeing who would crack first and try to theorize as to why.

oh and def post-ciel, sebastian is visiting grelle a lot more often and they're free to do more together. they also don't have to worry about leaving each other's scent or hairs on each other

and ik yana said that grelle would get "bored" if sebastian hit on her and yeah, i agree. but cmon, he's not hitting her in the traditional way. he's doing it as a demonic being that doesn't understand his emotions yet he knows he wants her more but can't put it in a way that she would understand.

[cilil]

Obsessed with the idea of other characters being obsessed with Manwë (Varda, Ulmo, Melkor, Ingwë, Fëanor etc etc).

He's just so pure and pretty and precious that they can't help it, regardless of whether they love him or hate him. And when he sees the desire in their eyes, he thinks it's love and loves them back because he's too sweet and innocent for his own good.

[riseconfessions]

"I hate the term “stereotyping” when it comes to sexuality headcanons for the characters. How about we all just headcanoning them the way they want without judging others for it? It's a headcanon, not a Bible. Isn't that the whole reason why the creators didn't add romance or shipping into the series in the first place? So people can have the headcanons they want and ship who they want with who???"

[aberooski]

Stormshipping Headcanon: Chazz calls Atticus "Atti" while Atticus calls Chazz "ChaCha".

I accept this as canon hehehe :3

I bet Chazz picked Atty up from Alexis since that's her nickname for him, but I imagine she gave Chazz permission to use it too eventually because he's ass at coming up with nicknames and as his future sister-in-law, she's like "hey, if you want to, you can use my nickname for him." And it's kinda a big deal because nobody is allowed to call him Atty except her. But she is their number 1 supporter, 100% on board with their relationship and come on, they're her favorite people! Her boys! Her brothers! I don't call Alexis the Stormshipping Chaperone for nothing!

And we know Atticus canonically calls Chazz "Chazzy" which I love and I think it's adorable and I often find myself calling them both Atty and Chazzy more often than not in conversation lol. But Atticus being Atticus, I think he has like a billion little nicknames and pet names for him so I could totally see him calling him that sometimes 🤭

[youngbuckisms]

Okay, okay, I know you haven’t posted hookhausen stuff in a while but consider:

Hook being selectively mute (I apologize if this is offensive) as well as being touch-averse (unless it’s Danhausen) and Danhausen learning ASL to communicate with his bf.

-💀🪦

A Mute Hook and a Caring Danhausen; headcanon list

Warnings: None!

Notes: I've missed writing hookhausen so much!! Thank you for requesting this honestly. As someone who can go hours to days being mute, I relate a little too much to Hook in this one. But I hope you enjoy!!

– When Danhausen first met Hook, he had to get used to a couple different things, such as Hook's touch aversion (which was a tad difficult for a touchy Danhausen), the days he would go mute, and the fact that Hook didn't like being around most people

– But Danhausen tried to get used to those things and other small things that made them the complete opposite

– Hook could see he was trying his hardest to not hug him, pat his back, touch his shoulder, and Hook truly did appreciate it

– Danhausen would go on to learn ASL, and he still is learning, but he knows the basics and while he does stumble a few times or does the wrong thing, he knows what Hook is signing more often than not

– He always lights up a little when Hook smiles slightly from how hard he's trying, because besides Taz and Ricky, no one else could really communicate with Hook while he was mute, so of course, he was absolutely happy that Danhausen was trying

– As time went on and they got closer, it was like the barrier between them was gone and Hook felt actually comfortable to lean on Danhausen, hold his hand, touch his shoulder, and he never minded when those touches were returned either

– And soon enough, Hook had found himself falling so hard and so fast that the feelings actually scared him or at least until he was able to talk to Danhausen about it

– It now isn't unusual to see them backstage, leaning on one another, Hook pressed to Danhausen's side, or even sat on the floor with Danhausen having his head in Hook's lap

– It felt good to have someone Hook could rely on and have close by and he wouldn't want anyone else as his boyfriend

[madmanwonder]

Dragon Ball/RWBY: Dragonmonkey Headcanon

Yang nickname for Gohan is 小猴子 Xiǎo hóuzi (Little Monkey) and Gohan nickname for Yang is Yellow Fire

[saiikavon]

Kaiba knows it’s a bad day when Jou is quieter than usual. He’s not that great at pep talks and he prefers looking for solutions rather than wallowing. It has negative consequences early in their relationship, when he tries to tackle everything by himself, instead of just acknowledging how Jou feels. With more experience, he learns to offer food when Jou isn’t too sad to talk and to consult Yuugi when Jou’s mood has really tanked. Sometimes Jou just needs some time with friends.

Jou has a harder time telling when Kaiba is having a bad day because he always seems to be having a bad day. And usually if Kaiba is genuinely upset he isolates, anyway. Consulting Mokuba isn’t as much help as he wants it to be, since Kaiba tries to bear it all himself or pretend it’s not happening. Eventually, it’s enough to let him shut down with someone around - Kaiba is surprisingly amenable to soothing cuddles when he’s feeling down.

[twisting-echo]

Of the glam sisters ¿who do you think would have better romantic quemistry with izuku midoriya? ¿Glitz or Glam?

Mmm, good question! I'm already digging this!

Glitz:

Considering that she's the more bubbly, silly, and energetic one, she would definitely be more open and enthusiastic with Midoriya about her feelings for him. Glitz would most likely flirt with him when they first meet, making all kinds of sexual advances towards him, but he insists on being her friend and politely ignores her come-ons. Slowly realizing that Midoriya is a true friend and gentleman, always complementing and encouraging her, she quickly fell head over heels for him. When Izuku becomes her boyfriend, Glitz can't help but get all giddy and excited whenever she sees him. Always intensely smiling at him, staring at him unblinkingly for uncomfortablely long periods of time, pulling him in for tight hugs, and calling him cute pet names. She's definitely a love-sick puppy with him.

Glam:

Considering that she's the more serious, aloof, and smart one, it would definitely take her a bit to warm up to Midoriya. Glam would most likely be hostile towards him when they first meet, but he keeps trying with her until at least they're kind of "friendish," where she is now more reserved around him and more calm, and then it would get to a point where feelings she kept bottled up burst and she confesses her feelings for him that feelings he returns, and their relationship would be the same only she's more possessive and affectionate—not openly affectionate, only when they're alone does she allow her walls to come down; she would only be nice to him; hell, she'll be nicer to him than her own sister.

Midoriya is the only one to know Glitz and Glam's full given names, which are Glamantha and Glitzandra.

Both Glitz and Glam treat everyone else so horribly, except for Midoriya. They take him everywhere they go—to parties, clubs, shows, et cetera. They also like to pet him and run their fingers through his bushy, green broccoli hair.

They both lavish him with expensive gifts and practically claw and bite at each other over him. He tells them that there is no need to fight over him because they are both equally good friends to him and that he already has a girlfriend, whose name is Loona, and they're very happy together.

Glitz and Glam: Waaaaa?! 🤯🤯😭😭💔💔

— The end~ (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

Since this is a post about sisters, I decided to consult my sister about this ask and end it with a joke.

Glitz and closing headcanons written by me

Glam headcanons written by @small-tragedies

Who would have better romantic chemistry? You decide!

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🔞 IZUKU MIDORIYA IS OVER 18 IN THIS HEADCANON 🔞

[art-tea-chill]

I did the shipping meme with Skipporal, to anyone who wants a more detailed explaination. I have headcannons down below for anyone who is interested.

Skipper is bisexual and Coral is straight, Skipper has a bigger preference for women than men and Coral has the “straight girl that people think is actually bisexual” vibe.

Skipper tends to call Coral nicknames because he thinks there cute and he refers to Coral as “Sweetheart” and “Doll” the most. Coral also calls him romantic nicknames, but prefers “Honey” and “Darling” as her nicknames for him.

Skipper calls Coral either Corrie or Coralie, while Coral calls Skipper “Skips” sometimes.

Skipper and Coral are fairly extroverted, although Coral definitely likes alone time to herself.

Affection through actions is positively Skipper’s go to for showing affection since he loves impressing his partners, although he does do words more commonly since there easier. He has referred to Coral as the love of his life more than once and will still do so. Coral just does simple gestures since she just prefers showing Skipper love in a humble way.

Skipper definitely confessed first, Coral isn’t a slouch by no means but Skipper has been in past relationships while she hasn’t.

Coral hates bugs with a passion, so Skipper gladly squashes them.

They can both drive, Skipper just does it more often.

Coral likes cooking and can make some really tasty noodles.

Skipper actually loves PDA, but he also likes keeping up the image of this “Macho badass secret agent” persona. So he practically melts when Coral shows any affection towards him in private. So in public, he gives the vibe that he would slap you if you tried to hg him.

Skipper is already protective of Coral in general, so that instinct goes up to eleven when there on missions or if she’s in trouble. Coral is only really Skipper levels of protective when he’s in explicit danger.

Skipper has had a few flings in the past, while Coral has had some crushes. Her relationship with Skipper was the only one that went anywhere.

Coral gets more awkward due to the neurotic side of her personality, meanwhile Skipper is just smooth talking and remaining calm.

Skipper gets more jealous due to his paranoia, and will launch a scheme against some animal if they get a little too close for comfort with Coral.

Thanks for reading this.

[leucoratia]

Chanting "Avpol, Avpol, AVPOL!!" The potential! The romance! The hilarious pinning we should have seen from jean! Love it all, why couldn't they be Happy!?!

A/N/: efbcdfeshdlqhfuesgfuegujks LITERALLY they are my favourite dynamic in part 3 like UM???? The disaster gay and the calm and collected gay who is secretly as unhinged as his partner I-

Secretly very happy to finally get jojo-related asks because it's my current hyperfixation so thank you anon for indulging me- This post is a literal pamphlet I'm so sorry but I had a lot to say about my boys.

-Warnings: I know you wanted fluff but I couln't resist a LITTLE angst because well I mean these boys have so much trauma-. Mentions of Caejose and Jotakak.

My avpol headcanons under the cut!

Jean-Pierre Polnareff in Avpol Hcs:

-To kick things off I personally HC Polnareff as a female-leaning bisexual and prone to flings, so when I tell you this man is down BAD for Muhammad-

-Polnareff is more of a sub, so he likes broad, big powerful men to take care of him. He's a very needy partner.

-When they met for the first time, Polnareff instantly knew one thing in his little fleshbud-possessed brain: he wanted to know what was going on behind that iron diaper.

-He was true to his physical attraction to Muhammad from the get-go, but oh boy realizing he had a CRUSH??? No. No no no. This man is going to be oblivious until someone explains to him mathematically why his stomach is doing little flips and why his brain is freezing every time he sees him smile.

-Kakyoin would probably the one to tell him. It would go down like

-Kakyoin: *eyes darting back and forth between Avdol, doubled down in laughter over something Joseph said; and Polnareff, eyes locked on the Egyptian seemingly lost in thought while his lips part in a slight smile* ... you like him huh?

-Polnareff would abruptly snap out of his reverie, probably lose balance from shock and fall on his ass while denying Kakyoin's words in a stammering voice.

-With enough coaxing, Polnareff might not vocally admit to the young man that he has a teeny tiny crush on the fortune teller; but mentally...oh boy. His brain is running around in his skull absolutely unhinged, panicked over the fact that "oh god I'm in love with Muhammad, I'm in love with Muhammad; what am I gonna do- I have to court him properly- should I buy flowers? Chocolates? Write a serenade? Oh mon Dieu does he even like men-"

-Prepare for him to be an absolute mess. He tries to keep composure but you know how he is, it's so hard not to get lost in Muhammad's golden eyes.

-Muhammad was talking to him and Jean-Pierre is trying so, so hard to focus on the conversation but the man's eyes are so sunny, his neck so broad yet infinitely delicate, his hands so rough and yet so soft, his voice velvety and deep and- oh god he forgot what they were talking about.

-He would have all those little attention because well, he does come from the self-proclaimed country of romance and intends to honour his nation.

-His love language would be acts of service and words of affirmation. Muhammad doesn't realize it, but he is being absolutely DROWNED in little gestures and compliments. He's the only one of the crusaders to be oblivious about it actually. Joseph reminisces on his younger days (and flirting with Caesar), Kakyoin saw it coming and Jotaro yare-yare-dazes his way out of it.

-Polnareff would have the most romantic and elaborate declaration of loved planned out, he would have written a speech that he knows by heart and rehearses every night in front of the mirror; but he would NEVER dare to make the first move. I mean is Avdol even into guys and what if he doesn’t like him and-

-Definitely cries himself to sleep about it.

Muhammad Avdol in Avpol Hcs:

-In my own little brain word Avdol is a demi sex/ro gay so feeling anything remotely close to romance for Polnareff is going to take a loooong while.

-He noticed how Polnareff is acting around him, but brushes it off as Polnareff being his usual extra self. Such good bros.

-He doesn't have a specific type, since he's well...demi as fuck. So he only has so much experience (meaning none). But I feel like he would be attracted to men with a similar build as himself. He wants someone strong, but that he can still take care of. He's the mature adult of the relationship (or is he? Who am I kidding he's chaotic as hell).

-Avdol considers Polnareff his best friend amongst the crusaders (and possibly amongst everyone else). Sure, he knew Joseph for longer, but their relationship is more work-coded even though they get along great. It's just...easier with someone his age (friendly reminder that Muhammad is only in his late 20's, I hc him as being 25 while Jean-Pierre is canonically 22 in part 3). So while the Frenchman is fretting all over him and acting like a bashful schoolgirl, Avdol would consider their relationship as a close friendship more than anything else at first.

-Avdol deeply appreciates Polnareff's chaotic, outgoing and friendly personality. It helps him let loose a little, and slip out of his serious and collected guy persona (e: the pissing incident).

-He's the only one he can show this side of him to really. He has to stay calm for the kids and provide counsel to Joseph, who's prone to being all over the place. It's...nice. To be himself for once.

-Falling in love with Jean-Pierre happens...almost naturally. It's a slippery slope he happily goes down.

-First they travel together. Then they almost die together. They heal together. They struggle with their trauma together. Then they live together. And after a year or two, they love each other together.

-Muhammad would be at peace with his feelings. It made sense, in a way. He couldn't have fallen for anyone else than him.

-At this point in their relationship, they've both tackled more intimate and private topics in their conversations. Muhammad talked about his childhood in Cairo. Jean-Pierre told him about Sherry. Avdol opened up to him about growing up gay in the Islamic part of the Egyptian capital. Polnareff shared how loving men and women in the 70's, especially in the very homophobic french countryside, was extremely hard to make peace with. They understand and know each other like no one else before them.

-Muhammad would make the first move and confess first. Even if Jean-Pierre knows he likes men, he also knows that romance takes him a while. And he wouldn't dare violate his boundaries.

-Muhammad would probably bring it up on a nice evening. Maybe they're dining together in their shared living room. Maybe they're stargazing. It wouldn't matter. He wants to be true to himself and he feels ready to return Jean-Pierre's feelings. Because after all this time, of course he knows. He may be oblivious but he still has a working pair of eyes and ears.

-"I love you". Such simple words that held an infinite weight. They were looking each other in the eyes, and the words slipped Avdol's tongue like they were said a thousand times before. His velvety voice resonated over everything, even Jean-Pierre's thoughts. It took up his entire mind, his entire heart, and for a moment he forgot everything except for his lover. Muhammad was smiling with a softness he hadn't ever seen before. Their hands were clasped in a warm embrace, and that night, it was like there were only the two of them in the world.

Avpol pair hcs:

-When Muhammad confessed, Jean-Pierre couldn't believe it. After years of pining, the words flipped around in his mind and occupied his entire brain capacity.

-Soft tears ran on his cheeks as he fully understood what he was just told.

"Say it again"

-Muhammad said it again every time.

-Their first kiss was messy. As was their first everything. Jean-Pierre initiated the gesture but couldn't bring himself to close the distance between them, afraid to step over some unspoken boundary. The Egyptian silently put a hand behind the man's neck and pulled him into a loving embrace, lips meeting each other in a chaos of bumping noses and half-opened mouths. Muhammad didn't admit that it was his first kiss. It might not have been the most pleasurable, but it was the best kiss he ever had.

"Let me do it again. Let me do it right. I promise to kiss you how you deserve to be kissed this time"

-Their second kiss was more organized. Polnareff took the fortune teller's lips between his expertly, and Muhammad was sure that he forgot how to breathe for a few moments after they parted.

-It was the first of many that night, and all the nights that followed.

-There would be lots of physical touch. Polnareff is very needy, even more after nearly losing his beloved to Dio. He can't let Avdol out of his sight.

-Even if Polnareff was almost always around Avdol, especially after they were both discharged from the hospital; he's literally attached to the man's leg by now.

-They've been living together since they got out of the blasted hospital really. Jean-Pierre didn't have anywhere to go back to (his little house in the countryside is there but it's so, so lonely without Sherry and he would have to think and be alone and-); and Avdol couldn't be by himself with two newly-attached prosthetic hands. It was only natural for the Frenchman to live in Avdol's house. He loved being introduced to the chickens (when some baby chicks joined the flock, he didn't pass on the opportunity to name the black one Jotaro. He definitely sent the boys pictures.)

-When Muhammad woke up screaming, Jean-Pierre would be out of bed and at his side faster than he could summon Silver Chariot. In the beginning, the Egyptian tried to keep composure after his nightmares, brushing him off at the wave of a hand; but it only took two nights for him to break down completely. Polnareff never saw Avdol cry as hard as he did that night. He didn't dare hold him, hands just ghosting his frame as the man shuddered and wept and fell apart at the seams in front of him. He only muttered reassuring words and tried his best to comfort his best friend, because for once Muhammad allowed himself to be weak and he needed him.

-They ended up sharing bedrooms soon after. It was an unspoken agreement. Avdol often woke up because of horrible nightmares, and Polnareff needed the constant reassurance of Muhammad's presence; he needed to know that the man he loved was alive and not wherever Vanilla Ice took him.

-Polnareff did his best to help around the house, even more when Avdol re-opened his fortune-telling shop. He took up loads of little jobs, wanting to pull his weight even though Muhammad told him time and time again that it wasn't necessary. He did it anyway.

-Jean-Pierre would spend hours reading on how to take care of natural hair. His "housemate" had trouble doing it with his new metallic hands, hair sometimes getting stuck in the delicate mechanism, although he would rather die than admit it. The first time he convinced Muhammad into letting him twist his Bantu knots, the result was...undescribable. The Frenchman felt terrible about messing it up while his partner couldn't stop himself from laughing at the terrible state of his hair.

-Eventually, practice did make perfect, and Jean-Pierre could twist and braid his hair in authentic fashion. Muhammad always made sure to thank him for his service, keeping to himself how the delicate feeling of the man's hands against his scalp made him feel like he was safe from everything.

-The frenchman read somewhere that silk caps were good for natural hair. The very next day, a similar cap was sitting in Avdol's bathroom. He never said a word about it, but he uses it every night.

-Polnareff would also cook quite often, insisting on making Avdol taste the delights of his country. The Egyptian would sometimes wake up to the delicious scent of freshly baked pastry, his lover having woken up extra-early to beat him to breakfast. He's not a stellar cook, but Avdol always swear that his cooking is the best he ever had.

-They would definitely share clothes. Polnareff steals them. Avdol lends them. Seeing his lover in his oversized red cloak is a sight that he holds close to his heart.

-They show each other where they grew up. Avdol makes Polnareff tour Cairo, while the man shows him around the countryside and tells him of his childhood.

-They both enjoyed the cultural exchange they were getting from living together full time, being able to settle down. Polnareff is Christian, while Muhammad is Muslim. The Frenchman was especially curious over the other man's practice. He even tried to do Ramadan with him once, but ended up breaking fast early (his organism was unfortunately pressuring him to drink too hard and he fainted in the middle of the afternoon). Muhammad apreciated the effort nonetheless.

-I believe they both practice their respective religions and deeply respect the other's faith. Hence, Jean-Pierre never pipes a word when Muhammad wakes up in the dead of the night to pray and spends the whole day cooking with him during ramadan; while Avdol makes sure to strictly observe Polnareff's food restrictions during Lent.

-After they get together, the only thing Polnareff struggles with is having to put off the bedroom exercise two times during the year.

-The two would fly to Japan to visit the boys once or twice a year. When they arrive, Kakyoin would slide Jean-Pierre a knowing look, seeing their joint hands; while Jotaro would pull his hat over his eyes and mutter something close to "fucking finally". Meanwhile, Joseph falls off a chair at the news.

"OH MY GOD!!"

-He would probably make a few jokes about Avdol having poor taste in men while Polnareff acts all offended.

"It appears that Kakyoin has quite questionable taste as well", said Avdol, a playful smile dancing on his lips while eyeing Jotaro. The redhead's eyebrows shot up to his hairline while his partner embarrassingly pulled his hat all the way down to his nose, concealing a blush. Fortunately for them, Joseph was oblivious as ever.

-Avdol and Polnareff would spend hours reminiscing together, huddled close on the couch or in bed; telling each other what has never been told before.

-They love each other, and they're alive, and it's enough for them.

[mx-unfunny]

Uh oh new extremely rarepair i probably made up to rot my brain over 😀

(ask if you don’t know a flag‼️‼️)

[cat-arsenal]

Sweetheart x Sam x Darlin’ x Milo

For @ask-redacted-actor-au ! Hope you like it <3

Accents and sassiness galore

Sweetheart seems like a pretty forward person, which flusters the more reserved Sam (and possibly Darlin’)

Especially when they make spicy suggestions, which is often

Likes having sex in risky places: Sweetheart, Darlin’, Milo

Wishes they would be a little safer: Sam

Sam starts cooking again now that he has mortal partners, at least some of whom don’t know how to feed themselves

Many cute kitchen adventures, including helping each other, “helping” each other, dancing, feeding each other, flour fights, etc.

Darlin’ definitely has trust issues, so their partners carefully help them build it together

I headcanon Milo as being excellent at self-care routines, so he ropes the others into at-home spa days and things like that. Neither Darlin’ nor Sam are used to being fussed over or wearing facial cleansing masks or having their hair tenderly washed and styled by a loved one. Might be some tears

Darlin’ and Milo sparring like when they were kids, but half the time it ends in making out

Milo teasing Darlin’ by sharing stories about their past with the other two

Darlin’ trying to do the same, but Milo isn’t as easily embarrassed

I feel like wolves like sleeping in piles. Big cuddle puddle with two shifters, a stealth, and a vampire and sometimes the shifters are shifted and it’s very cozy

Sam, Milo, and Darlin’ racing while Sweetheart cheers them on

Darlin’, being bad at expressing their feelings with words, instead shows affection by gently headbutting their partners and bringing them gifts of their favorite things

Lots of stargazing, drinks on the porch, talking softly about the future

(Sam tries not to think too far into the future)

Obligatory scar comparison!

For wolves, scars are usually a mark of pride, a piece of storytelling. But some of them--like the ones on Sam’s side and certain ones of Darlin’s--have painful stories, so they avoid those, focusing instead on the “badass and sexy ones”

Sweetheart mostly keeps the spooking to Milo what with Darlin’s jumpiness, but they occasionally get Sam

Sam Is Probably The Oldest

Related, the others tease/flirt with him about his Dad Bod/Personality

Just. A lot of teasing and snarking that ends with very soft, sweet promises of love and devotion

[ciaossu-imagines]

Shipping Headcanons for Ally, Dazai, and Kunikida

So, in this situation where you're dating both Kunikida and Dazai, things are a little complicated honestly. Both men do have a tremendous amount of respect for each other but at the same time, they really don't get along. So, while they will both date you, they have no interest or inclination towards 'dating' each other in any way or having the other tag along on dates with you.

Dazai is actually pretty open to you dating Kunikida at the same time as being in a relationship with him. He's not strictly locked into monogamy as a person and has no idealistic views of a perfect relationship. If it makes you the happiest and gets all your needs satisfied to have serious and loving relationships with both him and Kunikida, Dazai is accepting of that fact. In fact, Dazai will even ask, every now and then, how things are going with you and Kunikida, and when he really wants to get under the other man's skin, he'll tease Kunikida about a date Dazai took you on or something along those lines.

Kunikida? A little less so, to put it lightly. Kunikida has a lot of very idealistic views around dating and romance. He's dating with the long-term goal of marriage and building a family so when he gets into a relationship with you, he did expect monogamy to be an assumed guarantee. To learn that you had been dating other people, and that that person was Dazai? It actually ended up breaking the two of you up for a little while. Kunikida does eventually come around to accepting that this is the only way to make you happy romantically, that your needs and romantic wants cannot be satisfied in just one relationship alone. He accepts that but it takes several months, maybe even a year, before he accepts it enough to the point of being willing to resume the relationship with you. When he does, he does ask for some strict guidelines and rules, the major one being that he doesn't want any reminders that you are also dating Dazai, that your relationship with Dazai never be something he has to see or hear about. Because it is very important to Kunikida, you do agree to his terms.

Now, going into your actual relationships with the two. Your relationship with Dazai is very go with the flow, very day by day with no guarantees of forever. It's fun and strangely romantic at times, always interesting and dramatic, much like Dazai's public persona. However, you always get the feeling that, though you know he loves you in his own way, Dazai is always holding you at arm's lengths emotionally speaking.

Kunikida, on the other hand? Your relationship with him is upfront, slow to progress and move along. It's very proper, very romantic, and what you see is what you get. Kunikida is upfront about everything, honest about his feelings and intentions at every step. He never leaves you wondering what he thinks or feels about you or how happy you make him or what he wants for his future with you.

Now, the fact of the matter is that you are definitely much shorter than both of these men. To Kunikida, that doesn't really matter or mean much. He admires how you never let that get to you, how despite the fact that the world is not meant for short people, you really don't let any challenges get to you and always find workarounds to get to what you need. That doesn't mean that he won't try to make things easier, keeping the things he knows you'll need most down on the lower shelves for you or offering help whenever he sees you wanting something that's just out of your reach.

With Dazai though? He's definitely using your height as something to tease you about. He's going to make so many jokes about it and will definitely do the opposite of Kunikida, setting everything you like or use often up higher and watching you do all this extra work to get it. He thinks it's cute, your shortness and determination, and he might tease but he also compliments you on how you can always get around whatever limitations are in your way. And they're genuine compliments, which are rare and precious from Dazai.

Both Kunikida and Dazai are both very attentive and observant men. They both notice how sensitive you are, how easily you connect with people and can empathize with almost anyone. They see how much that can drain you, especially since you're always putting other people before yourself, really taking on their problems and helping them wherever you can. Kunikida finds it a really admirable part of you but he does also see the practical side of how harmful it can be to you. He encourages you not to overbook yourself, to realize that you need time to relax and take care of yourself too. That if you don't, you won't be able to help anyone. He'll try to find the tasks he can take off your shoulders and all the ways he can help you, and he'll do them all without expecting anything in return or even mentioning that he's doing them. To him, it just comes naturally to want to take the weight off the person you love and to help them, though he also expects and encourages you to help yourself too and will really push you to learn to start saying no and setting boundaries.

Dazai does think, at times, that you're too idealistic, too naïve, and he doesn't get how you trust and bond with people so easily. He's quick to see where people might be taking advantage of you where you don't see it. And when he does see it, he's not pointing it out to you. While he might think you're too naïve at times and he might not understand how you think about humanity, he also doesn't want to take away or blacken your views on things. He's not going to make you colder, make you more like him…but you will notice that those people who are taking advantage of your kindness, who are pushing you to do all these things for them or to always be on call for them? They don't tend to stick around in your life very long…in fact, they start to actively avoid you if they see you on the street, especially so if you're with Dazai. He totally did threaten them, yes.

Dazai in particular really loves how creative you are. He's always showing interest in your latest creative endeavor, the latest project you're working on. He thinks it's amazing how great you are at sewing and he'd totally be up for cosplaying with you (just no hats).

Kunikida, meanwhile, appreciates the practical uses for your creative skills and he does appreciate that they make you happy, though he doesn't really understand a lot of them. He'll happily listen to you talk about them and he'll look at anything creative you're working on and give you his honest opinion on whatever it is. He just doesn't quite understand like Dazai does and he definitely would not be up for cosplaying together…he's not even sure of what the appeal of it is but he insists he doesn't judge you for enjoying it. It's just not his particular cup of tea.

For all his practicality though, food isn't just nourishment to Kunikida. He really does appreciate a good meal and he finds dinner dates to be both romantic and delightfully traditional. The two of you have a standing Tuesday night dinner date that he takes very seriously and the two of you take turns picking the place to eat, showing each other your favourite restaurants and trying out new types of cuisines together.

Dazai, meanwhile, really gets into coffee because of you. He loves the fact that you like coffee as much as he does and so he studies up on the different types, blends, and methods of making coffee and insists on teaching you all about them, delighting in figuring out what he likes, what you like, and seeing if they often mesh with each other or not.

And what goes better with coffee than baked goods? Your baked goods to be specific. Dazai has never figured himself to be someone with a large sweet tooth but somehow, if they're your treats, they're always delicious to him. He will even sometimes make teasing suggestions about how you should try this or that recipe or make this specific baked good for him, and he loves that you always do. He brags about how yummy the baked goods you made for him, though he does also usually try to leave enough to share with the rest of the Agency. Usually…

Kunikida definitely doesn't have a sweet tooth. He rarely ever eats desserts…up until he met you, at least. The fact that you make him baked goods really touches his heart and he can't ever bring himself to tell you that he doesn't have a sweet tooth. He refuses to share those precious gifts from you with anyone else though and makes himself eat every single bite of the baked goods and gives you very genuine compliments about how delicious they are and how he can taste the love and care you put into them.

Now, when it comes to your ADHD, that is something that does sometimes get on Kunikida's nerves. He realizes that you cannot do much about your condition, or the spacing out and inattentiveness that comes with it. However, he does insist that you medicate for it and try to manage it the best you can. He even sets an alarm on his phone to ensure you remember to take your medications. As long as you do that, he refuses to allow his frustrations to turn to anger and accepts you as you are completely.

Dazai, meanwhile, doesn't really get why you take the medication. The fact that your brain works differently is part of what intrigues him so much about you and he's quite honest whenever he tells you that he doesn't think your ADHD is anything major, a problem, or something wrong with you. It's just a part of who you are and what makes you unique and interesting.

Now, Dazai is quite a huge fan of music. I do headcanon that he can play at least one instrument but mostly he enjoys listening to it. He'll love having you play any of the instruments you've learned, he'll love hearing you sing and if he knows the song, will duet with you. He especially loves, though, when you just randomly play your instrument, making up a tune, and he amuses you by making up little lyrics and songs, though they're always a little weird and morbid in nature, to be honest.

Kunikida wouldn't consider himself musical in any sense. He doesn't know how to play any instrument and he does consider it impressive that you can play multiple instruments. He finds it really relaxing to close out an evening, before the two of you head to bed, for you to play the piano especially, either something classical, or something soft and easy you sing along to.

The one area of a relationship you and Dazai always fight about though? Your baby fever. He's upfront and honest with you about the fact that Dazai never wants children of his own. In fact, I could even see him having had a vasectomy, to be honest. He has no problem with you having children with Kunikida and perhaps playing fun uncle that Mom spends a lot of time with and has sleepovers with sometimes, but he wants no children of his own.

Kunikida, meanwhile, does want children eventually with you. The man probably has a specific amount of children he wants and has their names planned out. But he's not ready to have children quite yet, not until the two of you are married and he's not sure he's willing to commit to marriage while you need the extra relationship with Dazai, even as accepting as he tries to be.

When you sustain your hand injury, it's surprisingly Kunikida who understands how hard it is for you. He sees how hard-working you are and understands how much your creative pursuits and ability to do things for others matter to you. To suddenly not be able to do everything you used to do would be hard for someone like that and, because he is much the same as you in that way, he instinctively gets how you feel. While his main concern is that you heal and get better and do not do anything to make your injury worse or delay the healing, he's also going to be putting in the extra effort of praising you for everything you do accomplish with the injury. He also praises how well you're handling the temporary set-back, how much grace and patience you're showing. He's not normally a man heavy on the praise, so you understand why he's being so much more verbally loving towards you pretty quickly. He also does even more than he normally does in terms of taking tasks away from you, handling more of your stuff. Heck, he'd even brush up on his already decent sewing skills to help you complete any sewing projects you're working on that are time sensitive, just to make you happy and to bring you joy during such a tough time.

Dazai is really observant and he's quick to realize that the injury really is frustrating you. He doesn't quite completely understand why, because he does think that you having to actually relax and take a break without doing much is something you need and would be a pleasant vacation for you. However, he does know you enough to know it is frustrating for you, that you are upset about this and he pushes his own personal feelings about it aside. He would either approach Yosano to heal you, if you took him up on that offer, just to ensure you got back to normal right away (even though Yosano would have to hurt you far worse than you already were). Or he would just go out of his way to tease, pester, and amuse you. Every time you turn around he's there with some crazy antics or story or plans. You don't even have an extra second, between both men, to concentrate for a second on what you can't do because you're managing everything they're doing for you, to you, or with you.

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Loona being the one who tops the most in Lunatic Bee is honestly amazing to me, in part because I'm pretty sure she's the shortest of the three, though not by much compared to Bee.

I mean, I think short tops are great x) But yeah, I get what you mean. To be fair, I think they all more or less take turns. Loona just really likes topping.

Same thing for domming too. They all have their own style. I can see Loona being pretty intimidating and a bit aggressive. Bee is probably more of a "falsly sweet" domme, all smiles and dirty talk and slightly sadistic, always trying to make it last longer or feel more intense. And Tex can take full advantage of his size and strength x) Although he strikes me at the one in the polycule who doms the least.