(It's either SPEAR-ee or SPY-ree, I've got no idea)Spiri | Any pronouns | Obsessed with: LIFE SERIES/HERMITCRAFT, GOOD OMENS, SIMON SNOW TRILOGY
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CAN I GOON TO YOUR VOICE ON THE PODFIC



“Wowww Spiri! Your podfic turned out great!”
“Good job Spiri! You worked soooo hard on your podfic!”
“I lovee your latest podfic Spiri! Your voice sounds sooo good!”
sigh
thanks that means so much to me imaginary version of njokia
#pov ur mutual doesn’t know how to support u like a normal person#sigh#mutuals#unfortunately#I don’t even do smut podfics????#they’re too embarassing can’t have my digital footprint looking like THHAT#ugh anyway go stream Change of the Tides podfic?#is that what the people say??#self post
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[Podfic] Change with the Tides
A Hermitcraft/Life Series podfic by @seriouslycalamitous
Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music. His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music. Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief. It was a ship! - or - After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
Rated T / 27 mins (updates as chapters come out) / 50,872 words
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Man I completely forgot how fun these are to make! After much hard work, I’m super excited to share Change with the Tides by SeriouslyCalamitous!! All the tags and ratings you need to know are in the linked Ao3 work! Even if you’re not into podfics, I highly recommend reading the original fic if you love the idea of pirate Scar and want something with lots of sweet and funny and dynamic dialogue between the Desert Duo! It’s got some AMAZING piratey action too!
I’ve been obsessed with SeriouslyCalamitous’ stuff for A WHILE now, and I’ve been SO excited watching them take the fandom BY STORM recently with their latest fic, Midnight Strangers!! They are literally so cool and you should read all of their fics.
Originally, I wanted to do a podfic of their Be The Death of Me (SO GOOD, ONE OF MY FAVORITES, GO READ IT NOW), but I realized that going from 20k word fics (which ended up being 2 hrs total) straight to 70k word fics might not be a great idea. So, I’m going slightly more middle ground with ANOTHER favorite fic of theirs, with 50k words and this time I don’t have a deadline, which definitely helps! ( ᐛ )و
I am DETERMINED to finish this podfic, with SFX and all. I refuse to leave such a wonderful amazing fic and it’s wonderful amazing author and their extremely generous and trusting blanket permission statement (on their Tumblr) hanging out to dry. Also, I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to podfic Be The Death of Me, so I HAVE to finish this one (•̀ᴗ•́)و
Anyways, I’ll stop gushing now! I’ll probably just do a little reblog for each new chapter update, so keep an eye out I suppose ( ̄▽ ̄)
Please enjoy Chapter 1 of Change with the Tides by SeriouslyCalamitous!!
#hermitcraft#life series#hermitshipping#desert duo#scarian#hermitfic#archive of our own#desert duo podfics#podfic#spiris podfics#self post
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you guys don’t even understand what GoodTimesWithScar means to me. Funniest character to ever exist. He’s the server’s sexy pool boy and marriage counselor and he’s bad at all of his jobs and you can never tell if it’s through intentional sabotage or genuine incompetence and then you see him build the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and log out. He’s not a himbo because he’s a genius and master manipulator but he decided a long time ago that he cares more about having abs and giant tits than proving to anyone that he’s smart. He can cry on command and make you think he’s the most helpless creature on the planet and then turn around and fire an arrow from 200 blocks away and get a headshot and kill you. And then he turns around trips over his own feet and drowns in four inches of water. I’m literally obsessed with him
#nuff said#guys this is bad I’m so fucking enchanted by him it’s bad#it’s so bad#hermitcraft#life series#goodtimeswithscar#reblog
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double victory, was it? (it doesn't feel like one)
i saw a post about 3L!Grian meeting SL!Scar, but since SL!scar never died i figured he can't see any of the winners nor join them before the next session, and they appear before him as shadows. also, i thought 3L!Grian would be really happy to see a scenario where scar didnt die by his hand and actually won.
❀ bonus sketch ☘
#I’m trying to muster up the energy to properly scream in these tags#just how badly affected I was by this#I want to scream and scream in caps for thousands of words#but I was already screaming at this for like 10 minutes#before the thought even occurred to me to do anything else#I wish I could record the incoherent screams of just how badly this affected me#because words just don’t do it#anyways haha#life series#desertduo#third life#secret life#reblog
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Two silly moments I doodled from the first episodes of Past Life!!
New season whoop whoop!! ❤️💛💚
#life series#traffic smp#trafficblr#past life#past life smp#mild spoilers#the mildest!!#since it’s just silly shenanigans#goodtimeswithscar#grian#my art#self post
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Just finished making and labelling a life series bingo board!! Y’all get ready for Friday!!!!! ❤️💛💚
(Also, a blank template for those who might want to play along!)
#disclaimer maybe don’t use my bingo board as an example when filling yours out#creator is NOT experienced in bingo#creator just likes using Canva#life series#traffic smp#trafficblr#my art#(or my design?)#self post
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Some doodles featuring our dearly beloved Buttercup trio! 🌼🌼
(Is that what they’re still called?)
#also featuring Ariana Griande#for confused mutuals yes she’s canon and yes she’s perfect#Grian#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo#hermitcraft#my art#self post
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Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?
Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.
#this eats#also works really well???#like wow this covers like 90% of bases#where was this when I first joined#a fresh faced lil life series fan trying to figure out what a xisuma is#it’s too late now though I’m already indoctrinated ��#someone challenge me to s9 hermitguessr I DARE you#hermitcraft#reblog
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Heading to work 🗄️ 📁 📄
(he could be fishing right now)
#omg it’s the DHP#I love soulless corporate worker Grian#he real fr#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hc s10#dhp#permit office#Grian#my art#self post
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Another snail!! This time it’s lil Gary the snail hanging out with eSCARgo! 🐌 ❤️
Once again inspired by the amazing @oneepichermit and their snail tutorial! Check it out!!
#look at them just hanging out#plotting murders#guys I think I’m addicted to making snails#I love the immortal snails so much#desert duo snails desert duo snails#wild life smp#life series#traffic smp#grian#goodtimeswithscar#desert duo#my art#self post
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eSCARgo my beloved!! 🐌 💚
Inspired by @oneepichermit’s awesome tutorial post! Super fun and simple project!!
#the hat was so hard but so worth it#also I couldn’t stop laughing at his stupid little smirk#I love him so much omg#best snail name ever#wild life smp#life series#traffic smp#goodtimeswithscar#my art#self post
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An experiment with my new acrylic markers!! ☀️
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APPARENTLY I was awakened because
Tada!! The Fishers!! 🎣🎣🎣
WHERE IS THE SIMPLE LIFE ART ARE THE TUMBLR ARTISTS PRANKING ME BY HIDING UNDER THE TABLES WHERE I CANT SEE THEM
#look at them!!!!#I made them!!!!#how did I do that!!!!!#side note I found the simple life art after I posted that my tumblr algorithm was just being silly#side side note scar is my fav bc his outfit is easy#UNLIKE SOMEONE#/j obviously i love all of them#ok sorry done rambling#just very excited#life series#traffic smp#simple life#tangotek#zombiecleo#goodtimeswithscar#my art#self post#favorites of all time
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Bro I’m sobbing how do people make such gorgeous drawings of scar and all his skins from
THIS

HELP HAJHHHHSHSS LOOK. LOOK HE HAS HIS CHARM
#my mutuals would agree with this sentiment#they just don’t understand 😞😞#if you really watched the man you’d adore him too okay??#this reblog is half agreeing with my mutuals#but also half a callout post#thank the artists you judgmental jerks 😣#hermitcraft#reblog
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WHERE IS THE SIMPLE LIFE ART ARE THE TUMBLR ARTISTS PRANKING ME BY HIDING UNDER THE TABLES WHERE I CANT SEE THEM
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Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Semifinals!


Who is hotter?
#NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#THE ULTIMATE DILEMMA#DO I BETRAY MY FANDOM OR MY CULTURE#NOOOOOOOOOOO#NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#DONT MAKE ME PICK#PLEASE DONT MAKE ME#MY SHAYLAS#PLEASEEE#MY OLD MAN SHAYLAS#GOOD OMENS#OR#EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE#MY FANDOM OR MY CULTURE GUYS HELP#THEYRE BOTH SUCH SWEETHEARTS#AGGSGDDGGHHHGSGHGHHHH#REBLOG
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OMG WHAT WE’RE LIKE SOULMATES ❤️❤️❤️❤️ BUT ALSO I WANT TO CRY WHY CANT I HAVE HAPPY THINGS 💔💔
My experience with queer media lately:

#the dichotomy of:#me sobbing in your arms about my queer ‘comedy’#(my darlings whose romance transcends the stars in the sky and the shackles of fate broke up)#meanwhile you’re joyfully ranting about your dark gory intense queer ‘drama’#you and me have very different experiences with gay vampires it seems#among other supernatural creatures#(+ pirates)#(+ serial killers?)#anyway this is like fluffy queerbaiting#they promised queer comedy but gave me queer tragedy#effing scam bro#I just want my angel and demon to get together :(#and my gay pirates to run an inn together :(#and somebody please god love guillermo :(#I love you guillermo#you deserve the world I love you#HAVENT FINISHED WWDITS THO DONT SPOIL#okay that’s enough gay ranting#reblog#mutuals
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