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I just want to say as someone who just went through a PHP while fixated on Hazbin your group therapy posts make me so irrationally happy. Like thank god I’m not the only one who was sitting in group therapy and thinking about Hazbin characters in a proper therapy group. Although my group was a little less silly since it was an adult php not regular group therapy so everyone was pretty focused.

Also I’m sorry about your situation with your mom , I don’t have any advice except to find ways to safely be yourself because you’re the only person you can control.

Thank you I love hearing that my posts make people happy. Making these posts is the only thing making me go to therapy anyway because telling a bunch of strangers about my trauma is definitely anxiety inducing lol.

And the whole mom thing, I'm hoping to get out of here soon and I've kinda come to terms with it.

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My mom and I lead such different lives like she's watching Ben Shapiro and I'm scrolling through Tumblr, arguably the gayest app there is.

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Misha Collins is out here doing God's work

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Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy again AGAIN

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Husk: I hate the way you swallow

Angel, putting down his drink: You weren't complaining last night

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Nifty, twirling her hair around her finger: soooo there's another white boy

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Angel: THIS WHITE BOY IS DIFFERENT

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Charlie: you will play family feud and you will like it

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Vaggie: I'm a handy little helper

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Angel: How many hoes you got?

Cherri: ughhh wait lemme see *starts counting on her fingers*

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Angel, being yelled at by Vaggie: Wow I guess when you fuck around sometimes you really do find out

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Alastor: I just want to make enough money to travel the world and then disappear from society

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Emily: I just found out then when you lose your virginity you bleed???? What?????

Sera: uh- well- um- can we not-

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Angel, rubbing his bare shoulder: Does this make you horny?

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Wow Adam and Eve really are the original male wife/girlboss couple huh

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I just watched the trailer for Helluva Boss season two and let me tell you I immediately regretted it I am so sad now I have to wait with this feeling of sadness wondering wtf any of that means until it actually comes out

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You want to have a nice meaningful conversation with me? HA no- how much of the walking dead did you manage to watch before giving up?

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I'm just going to start biting people

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Okay so more for my Hazbin Hotel co-parenting au

I was just thinking about other people's reaction to this weird thing they've got going on so here is all of Hells reactions

The first one seen with the baby is Alastor (he's on his way to show Rosie that he's acquired a baby) Everyone freaks out about it because "Did the radio demon have a child?" "Did he steal that baby?" "He's on his way to cannibal town HOLY SHIT HE'S GOING TO EAT A BABY"

So as we all know hell loves to gossip so that's what they do. A ton of theories go around but when they don't see him with the baby again they decide it probably met a terrible fate. So they drop it UNTIL...

Angel is seen with the baby next. They're just out buying baby clothes but people are like "huh? When did famous porn star Angel Dust have a baby?" People start taking pictures and posting them on the Internet and the people that saw Alastor and the baby in person are like OH SHIT so now the rumors are worse. Most people think Angel and Alastor are together and raising this baby.

They're still talking about all this when Charlie is seen with the baby. They're just chilling going for a walk. Hell is in an uproar. Polls are going around asking people whose baby they think it is. There's definitely memes. All in all everyone is way too into this.

So the Vees being social media demons have been keeping track of this. Vox has been pissed from the very beginning because it started with Alastor and we all know how he is. Val is writing a list of ways to use this against Angel in a sparkly pink notebook. Velvette wants this to end she's sick of everyone talking about this it bores her and she's not getting as much attention as before SO she decides to interview Angel.

She asks a simple question "is this baby yours? The radio demons? Or the princesses?"

"....yes?"

Things are worse than ever. Nobody understands what's going on. Their first thought is poly but as more demons are seen with the baby they decide that's less and less likely (and the Radio Demon in a poly relationship? Yeah okay). They realize everyone that lives in the princesses hotel is helping raise that baby so now they think if they move in they become a parent (which is not how that works)

It's not even a mystery but nobody can seem to wrap their head around it so at this point they're just waiting for all the attention to dial down or some different drama to take everyone's mind off of it

Also Alastor has no idea any of this is happening because he doesn't have social media and nobody thought to tell him

BONUS: Rosie and Cherri's reactions

Rosie: First of all she definitely goes by Auntie Rosie but anyway she's super supportive of Alastor and is so happy for him. She spoils this kid so much it's ridiculous. She's just an amazing aunt like when the kid is older Rosie is usually the one she goes to for advice. And yes she definitely tries to give the kid demon flesh but most of her parents say no.

Cherri Bomb: She's just confused like last week her and Angel were clubbing and now he's a dad? Obviously she's happy for Angel and is super supportive. Angel even starts referring to her as Auntie Cherri which melts her heart. She's a little annoyed though because now Angel hangs out with her less than ever. She definitely misses going out and doing irresponsible shit because he rarely does that anymore. She's also a terrible influence and is not allowed to watch the baby alone. She's the fun aunt but a bit too irresponsible for comfort. Also she tries to make the baby's first word a cuss word. She will be sitting with this baby for hours just going "fuck... Fuck...fuck" which is another reason she's not allowed to be left alone with the baby.

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So I have this idea for a Hazbin Hotel au and just hear me out okay.... CO PARENTING AU

Like the hotel residents are just chilling when the doorbell rings and Charlie goes to answer it hoping that it's a demon that wants to be redeemed but no it's a little baby wrapped in a fuzzy pink blanket

Charlie freaks out, y'know as you do when there's a baby on your doorstep, and she calls the others over

Angel is the first to respond he squeals and picks up the baby Nifty climbs onto his shoulder to get a closer look

"Can we keep it?"

Husk facepalms (mostly to hide his smile because Angel looks so cute with that baby)

Vaggie is horrified and continues refusing to let Angel keep this baby

Angel just goes on a whole rant about how her parents left her there and he wasn't going to abandon her (he's really going for guilt tripping them tbh) In the middle of the rant he thrusts the baby into Vaggie's arms and she just stares down at this baby and you can see her fall in love right then and there

Charlie is watching this with heart eyes because Vaggie looks so soft right now

Sir Pentious is just like "Sssso are we keeping it?" (He's not very good with kids)

Spoiler alert: they kept her

I've been thinking about this way too much so here's what I think they'd be like as parents

Most of them in the same boat where they're good with kids but being good with kids and raising them is a whole nother story

Vaggie: is a little too strict at times and is probably the one saying you can't have too much sugar. She didn't really have a childhood so she's trying her best to give the baby the best childhood she can while also keeping her safe and probably being way too overprotective

Charlie: is spending as much time with that child as possible. She never wants her to think she's being abandoned and wants her to know that they love her more than anything. She's basically just trying to be there the way her parents weren't.

Angel: His style of parenting is very different from Vaggie's. He's not strict at all he just really wants to be liked. He's still a good parent though. He's basically trying to give her the childhood he didn't get and is definitely overprotective. He's terrified of what Valentino would do if he found out about her which he knows is irrational because she's got the most powerful family in hell but he still has nightmares about it. He will definitely bring the baby into his bed a lot of nights instead of leaving her in her crib. He talks to her a lot in Italian and sings her lullabies.

Husk: He's an amazing father. He's logical but chill enough to be a good middle ground in the middle of all the crazy. He's basically the kind of parent we all need. He's very intune with others feelings and always knows what's wrong when she's crying.

Nifty: She takes on a lot of the important stuff like changing and bathing her. She's tiny and can't actually pick the baby up but she's a surprisingly good parent anyway. She's still Nifty though so she's definitely making toys out of roach corpses and entertaining her with those puppet shows.

Sir Pentious: Okay this man has no idea what he's doing at all. He's not very good with children just because he doesn't know how to interact with them but he shows love in his own way. He's the one that makes her crib and most of her toys. He's definitely the one that teaches her math and science when she's older and they would probably invent together too.

Alastor: He wanted absolutely nothing to do with this baby. He was against bringing her into the hotel all together but eventually he warmed up to her. It starts when everyone else is asleep and he hears the baby crying. After a minute of contemplation he decides to go see what's going on. He ends up rocking her and humming his jazz music until she falls back asleep. He starts doing this every night (someone has definitely walked in on him doing this but nobody mentions it to his face). He's the kind of parent that takes a vow like "I will protect you to my dying breath" y'know some crazy shit like that

Lucifer: He's there all the time helping out. He's the kind of grandparent that would brag about his grandkids, he's showing everyone pictures of this baby it's honestly embarrassing. He's really doing his best to make up for not spending enough time with Charlie. He's also the only one who knows anything about children like they wouldn't even know how to feed this kid without him.

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Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy again because why not

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Husk: SOBER?!?!???!

Angel: Sober????????

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Angel laying face first on the ground after a long shoot: I belong to the floor now

5 minutes later-

Angel: Everything sucks

The saga continues-

Angel: *still laying on the floor*

Charlie: IS HE DEAD???

Vaggie: I can't tell if he's breathing

Husk: nah he's chilling

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Alastor: Vox was the fastest kid in his kindergarten class and he's never gotten over the fame that's why he's like this

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Velvette: My lipgloss is called fruity fetish

Valentino: FOOT FETISH!!!?

Vox: NO

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Alastor: I eat children

Rosie: chomp chomp

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Lute: Chick-fil-A sauce is kinda mid

Adam: You fucking take that back

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Lucifer: AUTISM ATTACK

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7 years ago

Lilith writing: ah fuck how do you spell skedaddle

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Valentino: you could hold a gun to my head and ask me to spell croissant and I'd probably be shot

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Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy

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Charlie: It's so quiet in here I need to be yapping about animal crossing

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Angel: no gyatt but big badonkadonks

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All of hell during Stayed Gone: chat is this real? CHAT IS THIS REAL!!?!?

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Nifty: I'm just waiting for an emo boy for me to fix

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Alastor: I killed queen Elizabeth

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Angel: My sister was tooken by the state

Alastor: Taken

Husk: naww he just corrected his grammar

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Cherri: and all I WAAaannnTTTT FOR CHRISTMAS ISSSSS YooooU

Sir Pentious: That was beautiful

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Husk: honestly I'm pretty sure everything is my fault like global warming? That's my bad

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The hotel getting ready for battle:

Vaggie: WAIT... sports mode

*everyone changes their Crocs to sorts mode*

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Vaggie: I have discount PTSD

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Nifty during Hells Greatest Dad: Rizz???? Otp?????

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Angel explaining how he made his deal with Valentino: So he came up to me and was like "what's a little lady like you doing out in the streets all by yourself? You need a big strong man like me to protect you. And then we got married

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Lucifer: suicide am I right?

Alastor: *snorts*

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Angel: my name is jaquayveontavious, I'm six years old, I do drugs

Charlie: NO

Angel: steal, fight

Charlie: NOOO

Angel: gang bang, domestic violence

Charlie: NO STOP

Angel: and I like to slap squirrels that I find in trees

Charlie: STOOOOP

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Charlie trying to get Alastor to participate:

Alastor: listen bestie, I would rather die

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Cherri: weed

Angel: yeah

Husk: stop

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7 years ago

Alastor: welp time to skedaddle

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No because what does this mean???

hey

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I was in a bad place yesterday and missed international ace day so I'm a little late but anyway beware I will be breaking into houses and stealing your cake

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May 18th feels like a Tuesday

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A BIRTH HAS HAPPENED

One of my cats had a kitten and on boop day too

I'll update with a picture when I can

So update: two of my cats were pregnant at the same time and they gave birth at the same time. They each had one kitten but one of them was stillborn. Now they're both taking care of the kitten that made it they're both nursing it and everything. This is so heartbreaking I'm crying

Here's the baby

Not a great picture but it wouldn't stop moving

I've been referring to the kitten as Booper and my sister is furious

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This whole booping thing makes me so unbelievably happy like I'm just giggling and smiling booping strangers booping mutuals I'm having a blast