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the funniest mcu headcannon is that no matter how much tony tells steve that jarvis isn’t in his ceiling, he’s always looking up like the old man he is and i think that is very beautiful

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steve: tony, i need you to stay awake you’ve lost a lot of blood! whats your type?!

tony: tall,blond,handsome, preferably with blue eyes,defender of america,bonus if his name starts with steve and ends with rogers.

steve:

steve: i meant blood type tony

tony: oh

tony: red

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PLS I HIT 400. okay idc if this flops but im really bored so im gonna do it

300 FOLLOWERS WTF + NEW AU

holyshitthelasttimeicheckedihad100andnowsomehowitsat300andimsogreatfulforyallandmyheartisfull I LOVE YOU GUYS 3000

okay its 12am and im made the dumbest decision to start a social media stevetony highschool au ft all the other characters and its gonna have a bunch of parts with different social media apps like twitter and insta plus including groupchats and stuff. Some written parts might be added too

Im gonna try to make it funny and angsty and FLUFFY for yall so pls enjoy.

If it flops....it never happened 😁

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ive been dead for like how long idek but im SO sorry 🥺 pls accept me back

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YOU GUYS IM SO LATE BUT THIS IS AMAZING THANK U SM TO @asexualthirteenthdoctor I ADORE

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"Okay okay. I can do this I've got this." Steve was shuffling about on the spot of the changing room where he had gone to find Bucky to tell him he was finally going to talk to Tony Stark. The school genius, the most gorgeous boy in the school. 

"Stop panicking and go do it," Bucky said, both amused and supportive. For months he had listened to Steve talking about wanting to ask Tony out and he was glad that Steve was finally at least brave enough to talk to him. It had to be a start. "Go get your man" 

Steve's cheeks pinkened. "He's not…" 

"he won't ever be if you don't talk to him." Bucky said and gave Steve a gentle shove in the direction of the changing room door. 

Steve stumbled a little but caught his balance before heading out of the door. He took a deep breath before walking out of the sports centre and across the school grounds. Tony was on his own, sitting on a bench with his head buried in his tablet. 

"Hey, Rogers." 

Steve had been so focused on convincing himself to keep walking towards Tony that he hadn't noticed the other look up and at him. His heart raced hearing Tony's voice. And Tony was smiling. At him. That smile, God, Steve felt like he was melting. 

What he wasn't doing was moving or talking or literally anything. Come on Steve. Say something. Don't let him think you're a complete idiot. 

"You alright there?" there was a hint of amusement in Tony's voice but maybe also something like genuine concern. 

Steve only nodded before bolting back to the sports centre and into the changing room. He rested his head against the wall and let out a small whine of annoyance. 

"That was quick. What the hell happened?" Bucky asked. 

"He smiled at me and I froze. I fucking froze." Steve complained. 

Bucky laughed. And when Steve turned and shot him a look he forced a frown. "Sorry but come on buddy. You need to get it together when it comes to him. You know there's gonna be people lining up to ask him, home comings only in a few weeks."

"Can't you ask him for me?" Steve asked, needy but not particularly hopefully. 

"Absolutely not. Come on. You can do this." Bucky took Steve by the shoulders and pushed him out the changing rooms. 

The other side of the door was Tony Stark, one hand up as if he had been about to push open the door. "Oh. Hey." he moved his hand smoothly through his hair as if this had always been his plan. "You left before I could ask. You wanna go to the homecoming dance together?" 

Steve's mouth open and closed several times like a fish but no words commuted from his brain to him mouth. Luckily bucky was on hand. "He would love to. And he'll have learnt how to talk by then as well, right stevie?" 

Steve just nodded enthusiastically.

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Your post inspired me

"Okay okay. I can do this I've got this." Steve was shuffling about on the spot of the changing room where he had gone to find Bucky to tell him he was finally going to talk to Tony Stark. The school genius, the most gorgeous boy in the school. 

"Stop panicking and go do it," Bucky said, both amused and supportive. For months he had listened to Steve talking about wanting to ask Tony out and he was glad that Steve was finally at least brave enough to talk to him. It had to be a start. "Go get your man" 

Steve's cheeks pinkened. "He's not…" 

"he won't ever be if you don't talk to him." Bucky said and gave Steve a gentle shove in the direction of the changing room door. 

Steve stumbled a little but caught his balance before heading out of the door. He took a deep breath before walking out of the sports centre and across the school grounds. Tony was on his own, sitting on a bench with his head buried in his tablet. 

"Hey, Rogers." 

Steve had been so focused on convincing himself to keep walking towards Tony that he hadn't noticed the other look up and at him. His heart raced hearing Tony's voice. And Tony was smiling. At him. That smile, God, Steve felt like he was melting. 

What he wasn't doing was moving or talking or literally anything. Come on Steve. Say something. Don't let him think you're a complete idiot. 

"You alright there?" there was a hint of amusement in Tony's voice but maybe also something like genuine concern. 

Steve only nodded before bolting back to the sports centre and into the changing room. He rested his head against the wall and let out a small whine of annoyance. 

"That was quick. What the hell happened?" Bucky asked. 

"He smiled at me and I froze. I fucking froze." Steve complained. 

Bucky laughed. And when Steve turned and shot him a look he forced a frown. "Sorry but come on buddy. You need to get it together when it comes to him. You know there's gonna be people lining up to ask him, home comings only in a few weeks."

"Can't you ask him for me?" Steve asked, needy but not particularly hopefully. 

"Absolutely not. Come on. You can do this." Bucky took Steve by the shoulders and pushed him out the changing rooms. 

The other side of the door was Tony Stark, one hand up as if he had been about to push open the door. "Oh. Hey." he moved his hand smoothly through his hair as if this had always been his plan. "You left before I could ask. You wanna go to the homecoming dance together?" 

Steve's mouth open and closed several times like a fish but no words commuted from his brain to him mouth. Luckily bucky was on hand. "He would love to. And he'll have learnt how to talk by then as well, right stevie?" 

Steve just nodded enthusiastically.

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Rhodey + text posts (original Claire post)

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Bucky: I have decided that I’m in fact a snack. No one seems to be hungry though.

Tony, under his breath: I’m fucking starving.

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steve: im gonna talk to tony stark!!

bucky,who has been preparing steve for this for like 3 months: YES you go steve you can do this get ur man

*2 mins later*

bucky: the fuck happened?

steve,crying: he smiled at me and i froze

bucky:

bucky: pls say sike

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hello um 🥺 it is my birthday 🎂🥳🥳

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steve: so tony,,, whos gonna be your new years kiss 😚

tony,chugging a whole bottle of wine: the floor when i pass out

steve: tony NO-

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The boys ❤️❄️

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little dude is happy af. Cinderella is possibly his favorite character!

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team 1970

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Teen Avengers as Tiktokers 😳

oh my gosh i genuinely dont even have (or like) tiktok but a lot of my friends are obsessed with it so here are teen avengers as tiktokers. if you have more headcannons like these, send in the asks pls, but here we go:

Steve

“how in the world do you work this app”

everyone probably makes fun of him because he uses effects wrong

but hes so cute and fluffy and big and blond so they all fall in love with him anyways

never uses song with curse words

and if he does, it’s usually a clean version.

he CANNOT dance, so he often shows his art and THATS what gain him popularity

one day he was showing his art there was an amazing drawing of Tony on the side that wasn’t meant to be in frame but the people demanded to see it in full

wait till they learnt that was a real person

Tony

that one tiktoker everyone ships with steve 😑

okay he’s probably one of those ones that uses his money for crazy experiments

“watch me pour hydrofluoric acid on 10 iphone X’s stacked on eachother”

the ones that dont follow him for the crazy stuff are there because of how fucking adorable he is.

bitch has fucjing flowers in his hair and wearing hoodies to big for him. hes so tiny too i-

he went live at school one day and they saw steve behind the screen and AH

When hes not endangering himself, he plays covers on the piano.

soft tiktok boy indeed.

probably only knows the “why you so obsessed with me” and “renegade” dance

Natasha

the only one that can dance

well she did have a background in ballet dance but sis can throw it BACK

tries to teach steve how to dance but he just looked like a chicken so she gave up

kinda an egirl tho

someone saw her wearing scrunches in public and asked her if she was a vsco girl, so she made a whole tiktok about i

“oMg yOuR weARing a sksKsksSRUNCHIE are you a skskjdVSCO girl”

*steps out in full egirl outfit* “....bITCH DO I LOOK LIKE”-

other than that, she can kick ass too ofc and she also posts some tiktoks about easy and effective self defense for girls if they ever need it :)

Thor

too pure for his own good

never gets anything on that app.....NOTHING

but god hes so pretty like why wouldn’t you follow this dumb blonde with long sparkling hair

looks like a greek god, is a norse god

has led lights and probably runs around like a maniac with them

has a bf

his name is bruce of course

shows bruce off a lot since bruce refused to make a tiktok account

so they make tiktoks together a lot lol

everyone ships them so hard! thorbruce rights for life!

Clint

who let this bitch on this app

king of pranks and funny videos

“POV: you’re loki and i beat you up for existing”

*proceeds to beat the phone up*

transition god

rants about how much he hates S.H.I.E.L.D. high and how everyone there is gay and he just wants someone to hold his hand :(

a lot of girls volunteer 😳

Tony helps him pull a prank on Principal Fury.

It did not go well for either parties

but it got him 500k likes on tiktok so time well spent

he still got suspended for like a week 😭

If this doesnt flop, ill make a part 2 of the other marvel characters.