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yoyoyo what's up ✌️

ik I've been gone forever but wb incorrect sf9: Kingdom edition?

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Inseong: my wife is going into labor

Receptionist: ok, is this her first child?

Inseong: no this is her husband

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Dawon: ow! My armkle

Hwiyoung: your what?

Zuho, sighing: his wrist.

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dawon: go and tell them why you insisted on putting a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots

inseong:

dawon: do it, tell them what you told me earlier

inseong, stuttering: i– it's because... th– they need adult supervision...

everyone:

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hwiyoung: my phone is at 19% and is declining just like my will to live

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Inseong: if you had to stab either rowoon or-

Chani: rowoon.

Inseong: I didn't even finish

Chani: I don't need to hear the other option

Rowoon:....

Rowoon: I'm feeling rather unsafe right now

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jaeyoon: want to be friends?

inseong: sorry, I only see you as a boyfriend

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hwiyoung: let's get this bread

juho: to where are we taking this bread?

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jaeyoon: we cant kill him!

chani, who has Inseong in a headlock: not with that attitude, we cant

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hwiyoung: ah, the 20's, what a time to be alive

youngbin: it's only been 2020 for two weeks?

hwiyoung: I meant the 1920's

hwiyoung: where I didn't exist

hwiyoung: when I was never born

youngbin: guys get the car ready, we gotta take him back to therapy

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Chani: hello im rowoon's emergency contact

doctor: oh so you're here to pick him up?

chani: no, I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact

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applebee's waiter: what would u like to order

jaeyoon: i'll take the apple

waiter: we don't actually sell apples

jaeyoon, visibly frightened: ok then. [gulps] i'll have the bees

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Dawon: *tapping on the counter*

Inseong: *tapping back furiously*

Zuho: what are they doing?

Youngbin: they taught themselves morse code so they could talk without us knowing

Dawon: ..- / .- / -... .. - -.-. ....

Inseong, out loud: SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU COWARD

Zuho: they sound happy

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Youngbin: no matter what, our songs are always #1 in my heart

Chani: will your heart give us recognition and a dope trophy?

Youngbin: well... no, no not exactly...

Chani: then what's the point?

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Youngbin: Hwiyoung, can you go do the laundry

Hwiyoung: ok boomer

Youngbin: what?

Hwiyoung: sorry, ok boomer-hyung

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Chani: oh my god I can't find it

Dawon: what?

Chani: I've searched through millions of files

Chani: I've searched through thousands of messages and I still can't find it!

Dawon: find what?

Chani: where I asked for your goddamn opinion

Dawon: ....