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I feel like sam and dean should do this in supernatural someday. Be throwing salt at demons and wondering why it’s not effecting them until they realized they accidentally bought sugar 

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*Patriotic music plays as I am escorted from the country*

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I like to imagine that I’m going to die in some badass way like saving a small child from a burning building. But in reality, I’m going to die from drowning in my fandom tears.

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Person 1#: I hate you.

Person 2#: I hate you too.

Me: SHIPPPPPPPP!

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okay so if i ever work as a cash register and i have any women buying feminine products (tampons or pads) i’m going to have a bowl of chocolate bars and give it to them free cause periods sucks and chocolate makes everything better

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you are the knife to my soup, the ketchup to my ice cream, the raisin to my chocolate chip cookie. 

my point is,

you’re worthless

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Is it the unspoken rule for parents to lose their kids in grocery stores?

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That twelve year old is cutting, her family doesn’t know she’s depressed. 

She smiles and nods, but inside she’s a mess.

That fifteen year old is dying, and he doesn’t know why.

Everything society is saying is right, is a lie.

We feel like we’re drowning and we can’t breath.

No one taught how to swim when people leave.

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Seeing a bowl of potato chips and being like :

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Dad jokes

I make way too many dad jokes for my age.

For example:

Sister: I’m tired.

Me: Hi Tired, I’m (Insert name here)

I’m a fifteen year old, teenage girl.

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I swear I’m a writer...

Apparently Google doesn’t know if you can see your reflection in blood.

Science side of tumblr I need answers!

Help

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Becoming the Alpha

Imagine if your parents remarried to someone and that someone already had a kid with the same name as you!

You’d have to battle to become the alpha.

They can only be one of you.

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My love life includes:

Me,

Myself,

Pizza,

and

I

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I won't forget #Watty's2016 (on Wattpad) http://my.w.tt/UiNb/73IXhuwdYv The one thing that I would change is that I would have proposed to you. It wouldn't matter how old we were. You didn't get the chance to be asked the question. Someone took it. But, if I could change it. I'd asked you to marry me. Completed as of: 7/29/2016 ~@Washingtonstate

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I may not be able to connect with people, or have a stable relationship, but I can connect with wifi, and that's the only stable relationship I need.