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sega siblings reunited i love them so much

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I'm retired now but for those of you still playing magic the gathering here is a tip for playing against blue.

mirror their manerisms. control players absolutely come unglued if you start your turn by muttering "untap. upkeep. draw..." and then peak at your facedown hand before drawing. when they cast something "response." then go through your hand and quickly shuffle each card before "that resolves". this is 10000x more unnerving for them if you're piloting rdw or green stompy.

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it's always so funny to me when music nerds complain about guitarists living in their own world instead of being a sympathetic part of the whole like the rest of the band tends to be viewed as. it's always, "Bass leads precussion and that ques the singer and the rythm section" they don't understand that lead guitarists need to be aloof weirdos or they'll die. you also have to praise them so much. and lock them in a room and scream at them "do a miracle do a miracle" for weeks. they need all of this to achieve greatness and the good ones usually do. they'll discover that hammer-on riff in the bridge that will define the album, they'll figure out that if they keep their whammy bar 3 turns unscrewed they can grab it with their pinky to make a sliding power chord scream and cut. being in their own world is their natural habitat.

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How to Be The Dominant Male in Any Situation

Let's say you walk into a party.

You are wet and pathetic. Not only are you a worm, but even among worms you are the runt of the litter.

There's a way to fix that. Even you can be the alpha male in every situation you're in. Here's how:

Alpha Male Rule 1: Stand Tall or Very Short

In some things in nature, like rats and giraffes, the biggest creature in is leader.

However, in other things in nature, like the mafia, which has large goons but a small boss, the smallest creature is the leader.

You need to lean into whichever option is closest to you. If you are almost short, try wearing a big suit like a mob boss would wear to also make yourself wider like a mob boss. If are you almost tall, like I am, trying wearing these bad boys:

Now, I know what you're thinking: "High heels?? But isn't that for women???" Women have been hiding them from us men because they are afraid of how powerful we would be with them. But, why do women alone get to augment so much about themselves?? Look at all the eyeliner and mascara they need to even begin to mimic the power and seductiveness of our male eyelashes:

So, let's take a look at how we're doing now having applied just this one piece of advice:

It's a whole new situation. Let's move onto rule 2:

Alpha Male Rule 2: Always Get What You Want But Never Ask For It

I notice the man next to me has cookies. I would like one. Not only that, but there's also a woman next to me, watching. Asking another man for a cookie is extremely un-alpha behavior, so here's how you go about this situation:

1) Point out that someone else has something that you want

2) Cry until they give it to you

If everything has gone according the plan, you now have a cookie, and the woman is thinking something like this:

Let's move onto the last rule.

Alpha Male Rule 3: Always Up the Ante

Whatever you want to do or say, do or say it at least 3 times as hard as a regular person. When your coffee is $3, you should give $9 to show how wealthy you are. When you say "I'll be back in 5 minutes" you should actually be back in 15 minutes -- but really, you should say "I'll be back in 15 minutes" and be back in 45 minutes.

You should also start every task at step 3 rather than step 1. So, a normal (read: beta) guy might tell a girl "I think you're pretty" and then later ask "will you be my girlfriend?' But you should just say this:

99% of women will say yes, but if she needs further convincing, it can be helpful to offer her a small present, like a trinket or snack.

Congratulations. You have now learned how to be the most dominant male in any situation. Here are a few more tips for the road:

Claim to be descended for an ancient king or emperor. You can make a map or your lineage and fold it up to carry it in your pocket, so that you may unfold it whenever it needs to be presented.

If a woman takes a genuine interest in you, do the full body blush animation rising from bottom to top like you're a cup filling up, then run away, leaving behind a small cloud and a few speed lines. The idea that woman can actually like you is a lie perpetuated by Big Women.

If you want to further increase your height, try wearing bunny ears.

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Toby Fox is the american Hideo Kojima except instead of being horny for movies he's horny for music. every game is just an excuse for the best ost you've heard since the last one he put out but the game still has a really big and engaged fanbase for years and years.

I don't even like undertale, like, conceptually because it's meta-antagonistic to the player in multiple ways. but hopes and dreams goes so fucking hard it's one of my favorite pieces of music ever written.

Well...maybe he's the american Zun, both are composers first, doujinshi creators, and their games are fun and goofy narratives with some touching moments

I'm also really impressed with his involvement with homestuck. it's one of the most impressive pieces of interactive art I've ever seen put on the internet

you are all being homestucked again btw

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their greed sickens me

bs doesnt actually care about this stupid sheep he just wants to beef with gc and piss her off😭

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JJ abrams should be tried for crimes against humanity and I am not kidding. it cannot be understated, the cultural damage he did to film&cinema. particularly the Sci-fi and fantasy genres. Everything was the next last thing before his big dream. Directing Star Wars. finally got it but quit after one. claiming Disney was too strict and besides, he finally got to do Star Wars. He's the reason every new star trek series is crammed to the gills with action movie tropes instead of philisophical questions and campy misadventures. He's the reason Disney is struggling to find a new identity for Star wars, because he set them up for the Rey trilogy and got cold feet after they decanonized EU content to make way for his vision. He's the reason every remake and adaptation is actually just spiteful and mean to the source material and it's fans.

JJ Abrams popularized antagonistic media and as long as it's profitable it will continue to happen. it is movies, tv, games and other entertainment designed to frustrate the audience. to make them groan from a meta standpoint. it is media designed to punish you for knowing anything at all about a franchise or IP. because why else would you LOVE LOVE LOVE the new trilogy, unless you'd never seen Star Wars before. why else would someone be a fan of live action disney remakes, or netflix adaptations, unless they were a new fan that couldn't be goaded into a fight or flight response.

but he's still out there. not directing. but producing films now. that means studios want his spin even if the original director invisioned somthing more familiar. less hostile.

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your pets keep reincarnating

‘You are trying to slap some sense into your ex-boyfriend, while he does not let you sleep.’

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Ville Valo doesn't get enough credit for giving vtubers an obsession with crotch tattoos and sad pathetic men

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And I'd give up forever to touch you

'Cause I know that you feel me somehow

You're the closest to Heaven that I'll ever be

And I don't wanna go home right now

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your honor if I may address the jury.

did my clent publish the final chapter of their toxic old man yaoi gregory house x abraham whistler bed&breakfast&mechanic&back alley doctor fanfic the same day the pope died?

yes.

but jd was right there. you can't possible lay all the blame on this playwright. this wattpad autuer. besides, his holiness was into powerscaling condiments as gaijinkas.

people of the jury. if the tags don't fit, you must aquit.

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Toby Keith was a racist warhawk

now that he's dead I think this will piss off more people than ever so I'm going to fucking say it. before 9/11 toby keith was blackfishing. his style in photos, music vidoes, even his hair was trying to make you think this white boy was alright. may he rest in piss I know he is looking up at us

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Spread the word.

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bnuy

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pompompurins from memory

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please dont turn me into a mega blocks i dont want to be a mega blocks

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how do I block community posts