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Fake Jade instagram posts:

I tried to make it accurate on how instagram posts looks like, canva was stressing me out, I’ll post Tori’s version later

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I've got bored and made this, It's pretty bad

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Seems accurate

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i have a headcanon that just came to me.

Jade and Beck are in a lavender relationship. Both pretend to be straight and are in love with someone else.

Beck is hopelessly in love with Robbie and is dating him. Jade is secretly (not-so-secretly) in love with Tori.

Beck loved and cared more about Robbie than he ever loved Jade. He saw that Jade got hurt by burning her hand, and he did nothing and cared more about a challenge. The moment Beck heard Robbie got hurt, he came in a heartbeat to comfort him and brought him something he loved.

And, Jade was a whimp over Tori, she was doing everything Tori was telling her too, was letting Tori touch her.

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Incorrect Quote

*After Jade annoyed Tori*

Both Tori and Jade are at Tori's house working on project.

Jade: Vega, can you get me a glass of water.

Tori: sure *getting up to fetch Jade a glass of water*

Tori: Here you go. *gives Jade a glass of ice*

Jade: Vega, what's this?

Tori: A glass of water.

Jade: *annoyed* This is a glass of ice, I asked for a glass of water.

Tori: then wait.

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Incorrect Quote

Tori: *jumping onto the couch dramatically* Jade, I need a hug!

Jade: *pretending to think* What’s in it for me?

Tori: *grinning* My eternal love and admiration?

Jade: *sighing*, pulling her into a hug You’re so needy.

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Incorrect Quote

Tori: *holding two kittens* Look, Jade! I named them after us!

Jade: *suspiciously* …What did you name them?

Tori: This one is “Tori,” because it’s cute and sweet. And this one is “Jade,” because it bites people

Jade: *smirking* You’re not wrong.

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Do you have any Jori fanfic recs?

I have some:

Fever by itscolleen on Ao3

Peaches by TsukiTsundere on Ao3

Like Cats and Dogs -Jori by disnickyx on Wattpad

Get You The Moon || Jori on Wattpad

Why do you hate me? (Jori) by RandomLoser17 on wattped

𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 | jori ✓ {revamping} by wheeinight on wattpad

Conflicting Love (Jori) by JadeJoriTori wattpad

Behind Enemy Lines by DeathlessReaper on wattpad

Hate Love by CaptainBluesoftheFleetingDream on FF.net

How did this happen by Kate-lyn89 on FF.net

I'm not me without you by Kate-lyn89 on FF.net

You're not alone by Kate-lyn89 on FF.net

I'll always be here by Kate-lyn89 on FF.net

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Incorrect Quote

Tori: *grinning* I bought us matching pajamas!

Jade: *pulling out a set* These have unicorns on them.

Tori: *nodding excitedly* I know! Aren’t they cute?

Jade: *deadpan* I’m not wearing this.

Tori: *pouting* But… matching.

Jade: *sighing* Fine. But only because you’re adorable.

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"Bowers" things The lender

I still wanna know why Tori just randomly has Jade's clothes at her house

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PROMPT

Tori and Jade have been married for quite a while, and they have one six year old girl named Lola (who's basically a mini version of both of them combined).

Jade comes home from work really tired and wants wants to have a quite relaxing night with her girls, once she opened the door she was met with pretty big fort in the living room and the smell of burning cookies.

She called for Tori, Tori popped up from where the fort was and said she was against the idea first but she been outnumbered. Jade asked her what does she mean by outnumbered since they got only one kid.

Just then Cat popped up as Tori said Cat came over. Jade rolled her eyes and joined them.

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Prompt

Jade is teaching Tori how to drive, surprisingly Jade is calm and patience since Jade is usually sarcastic and snarky is came as a surprise she didn't snap at Tori. And as a reward for teaching her, Tori takes Jade out for ice cream.

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Husband & Wife:

Their child:

I'll always find it funny how Sikowitz always made them play a married couple.

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HeadCanons

you don't have to agree with them

Tori Vega:

Loves Oversized Hoodies

closeted lesbian

huge Katy Parry fan

Directioner and a swiftie

Sings When Nervous: If Tori is uncomfortable or anxious, she hums or breaks out into random snippets of songs. Her friends can always tell when something’s bothering her.

Obsessed with Puns

Scared of Horror Movies

Horrible Liar

Jade's "Therapist": Despite their frequent squabbles, Jade often ends up venting to Tori late at night. Tori always listens without judgment, though she secretly wonders why Jade trusts her.

Prank Victim: Tori is the group’s favourite person to prank because her reactions are priceless—equal parts dramatic and genuine.

André's Writing Buddy: She and André often collaborate on songwriting, and they bounce off each other seamlessly. She even helps edit his drafts when he’s stuck.

Awful Poker Face: Tori can’t lie convincingly to save her life because her expressions instantly give her away.

Unintentional Sass: While Tori is sweet, she has a naturally sarcastic edge that slips out when she’s frustrated. Her friends often tease her for being “cute but savage.”

Jade West:

Hidden Soft Side: Jade has a tough exterior, but she deeply cares about her friends and has moments where she lets her guard down (only to people she truly trusts).

claims to hate stuff like One Direction, Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, etc. but secretly listens to them.

Loves bunnies

Short temper

Hates the Heat: Summer isn’t Jade’s season. She prefers overcast days and rainy weather because “sunshine doesn’t match my aesthetic.”

Midnight Walks: Jade enjoys walking through her neighbourhood late at night to clear her head. She listens to music or just loses herself in the quiet atmosphere.

Food Provider: When Tori’s overwhelmed during long rehearsals, Jade casually hands her snacks or coffee with a brusque “Don’t make it weird.”

Nonchalant Carpooling: Jade occasionally gives Tori rides home but pretends it’s “on the way” to avoid seeming too nice.

Horror Filmmaker

Kind towards kids

Perfect liar

Jori Friendship/couple:

Tori loves to bake but is terrible at it, she has Jade taste whatever she made, even though is uneatable Jade pretends that is good to not hurt Tori's feelings.

Pet Names: Tori uses cute, over-the-top nicknames like "Sunshine," while Jade sticks to sarcastic ones like "Annoying." Eventually, Jade slips up and uses something sweet in a moment of sincerity.

Cat Ships Them: Cat enthusiastically talks about how "meant to be" they are and documents their cutest moments like a fangirl.

Jade loves it when Tori speaks Spanish.

Since Jade loves coffee, when ever is Jade's birthday Tori buys her a coffee flavoured cake. On Valentine's Day Tori is giving Jade coffee flavoured chocolate, candies, coffee smelling candles. And Tori wears coffee flavoured chapstick

When they were in jail in Yerba, Jade stayed close to Tori claiming she only does that to protect and keep Tori safe, but in reality she stayed closer to Tori so no other prisoner Jade aggravated earlier will come and hurt her since everyone in the prison was sacred of Tori.

Jade is whipped over Tori.

They have a dog named 'Mochi' due to Tori buying him instead of buying groceries. She walked pass a pet store and saw the puppy there and through it was really adorable and brought it home. Jade wasn't too thrilled about but she wasn't able to stay mad at Tori for too long

Jade taught Tori how to drive.

Jade is the little spoon and Tori is the big spoon.

Tori always beats Jade at rock, paper, scissors because Jade always picks scissors.

Jade has a ring filled with Tori's blood and gifted a ring filled with her own blood to Tori.

Jade's celebrity crush is Shelby Marx.

Tori fell first and Jade fall harder.

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Headcanon: Jade likes it when Tori is sad because she gets to be the one who makes Tori happy and smile again.

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