#!!!! SCREAMING

[aventurineswife]

can I make a request where reader is on the express and they and silver wolf have some... Fun and after they're done March comes barging in only to see silver wolf and reader in bed and now they have to explain to hemiko and welt what they where doing (like two teens getting scolded by their parents)

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Summary: You and Silver Wolf were just enjoying some intense co-op gaming (read: very compromising activities) aboard the Astral Express when March 7th accidentally walks in on you both. Cue absolute chaos as she panics, Welt sighs in eternal disappointment, and Himeko enjoys every second of your suffering. Silver Wolf? She’s just having the time of her life.

Tags: Silver Wolf x Reader, Crackfic, Spicy/Suggestive Themes, Caught in the Act, March 7th Screaming, Welt’s Disappointed Dad Energy, Himeko is Too Amused, Silver Wolf is a Menace, Shameless Teasing, Embarrassing Aftermath.

Warnings: Heavy suggestive themes (smut implied but not explicit), Strong language & innuendos, Mild secondhand embarrassment (okay, a lot of it), Silver Wolf being insufferably smug, March 7th possibly needing therapy after this.

The air inside your Express cabin was still warm, heavy with the aftermath of your and Silver Wolf’s… activities. The hacker herself lay sprawled across your bed, her hoodie tossed onto the floor, her usually cool and smug demeanor now slightly softened by the afterglow. A lazy smirk tugged at her lips as she idly twirled a strand of her silvery hair.

“You know,” she murmured, voice still husky, “that was way more fun than hacking the IPC’s security system.”

You huffed a laugh, rolling over onto your back beside her. “High praise, coming from you.”

She grinned, reaching for her game console on the nightstand, but before she could power it on—

BAM!

The door slammed open.

“HEY, [Name]—!!!”

March’s voice died in her throat as her eyes widened like a deer caught in headlights. She took exactly 0.2 seconds to take in the scene—Silver Wolf’s very distinct lack of clothing, the way you both scrambled to cover yourselves, and the undeniable scent of compromising activities still hanging in the air.

Her face turned so red it could probably fuel the Express’s next warp jump.

“OH. MY. AEON.” March clapped her hands over her mouth in pure horror. “WHAT THE—WHAT DID I JUST—OH MY GOD.”

Silver Wolf, ever the menace, simply grinned, completely unbothered. “Yo, March. Wanna knock next time?”

March made a strangled noise somewhere between a scream and a dying cat.

“You—you—you two—?!”

You groaned, shoving your face into your pillow. “March, please, for the love of everything, shut the door—”

Too late.

Because, naturally, when someone screams on the Express, it attracts attention.

And who else would come investigating but Himeko and Welt.

“Oh no,” you whispered, absolute dread sinking in.

“Oh yes,” Silver Wolf whispered back, absolutely delighted.

Welt, ever the composed one, merely adjusted his glasses with an unreadable expression, though his gaze lingered on the mess in the room for a moment too long. Himeko, on the other hand, had a smirk way too knowing for your comfort. She crossed her arms, raising an amused eyebrow.

“Well, well,” Himeko mused. “Looks like someone was having a bit too much fun in their free time.”

Silver Wolf cackled. “You have no idea.”

March shrieked. “DON’T SAY IT LIKE THAT!!”

You wanted to die.

Welt sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “I am not being paid enough for this.”

“You’re not being paid at all,” Silver Wolf quipped.

Himeko giggled. “Alright, lovebirds, care to explain why March had to walk in on… this?”

You and Silver Wolf exchanged glances. You opened your mouth to try and salvage the situation—

“We were testing a new co-op game,” Silver Wolf deadpanned.

March choked. “YOU WERE WHAT?!”

Welt sighed even harder.

Himeko just laughed. “Oh? And what exactly was this game called?”

Silver Wolf didn’t miss a beat. “Horizontal Tango 3: Express Edition.”

You lost it.

March fainted.

Welt walked out.

Himeko simply patted your head with an evil smirk. “You two better keep the noise down next time.”

And just like that, she waltzed out, leaving you in absolute shame while Silver Wolf just grinned, entirely unrepentant.

“…You are the worst,” you groaned.

She only laughed, pulling you back into bed. “And yet, you love me anyway.”

Damn it. She wasn’t wrong.

[stygiansauce]

Ok: Esports rancher meeting at a convention, Tango old man speedrunner of n64 games mostly in it for fun who makes niche indie games on the side after years of being in the industry and jimmy youthful up and coming moba competitor except tango doesnt watch esports so he doesnt know who the heck he is but he is excited to meet this cute crossplayer whose patreon he follows-

anyways Jimmy enjoys having a simp that doesn't also overanalyze his honestly mid-tier gameplay and thinks Tango's weird indie games are a fun break and starts cosplaying his characters that all of 5 people know about to his pro games and its a mess

(Sorry I only know two lol players and there's a running theme between them)

STOP THIS US SO GOOD OMG OMG OMG

Babe you gotta write it. you GOTTA.

When I did esports I did events and outreach. So I was working with clubs and teams and other universities, planning lans and tourneys. Having said that, I dont know SHIT about eports outside of the collegiate teams my university had. This is so eye opening and fun I wanna know more.

(Tango n64 speedrunner................IM HAUNTED ALREADY)

Anyways, something about controllers and dexterity?

[negrowhat]

Boat is so funny, why that man say he hates Sorn along with the rest of us?

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

omg first mischief notice, thank you queen id do anything for you

[chunkymonkeycupcake]

[thebibliosphere]

My mum dropped new family lore today when she off-handedly mentioned being diagnosed with "fibrositis" in her early 30s.

I'd never heard of it before, so I Googled it and what's it called these days? Fibromyalgia. I said, Mum, do you mean to tell me you've lived 40+ years with fibro pain, and no one's done anything about it?

She said, "You can do something about it? The doctor back then just said I needed to have a baby."

Perplexed, I asked, "Why would that help?"

"Because then I wouldn't have time to think I was in pain."

So, anyway. Haha. As soon as this migraine stops, I'm hopping on a plane back home to commit murder. Anyone want to come?

[typhlonectes]

[imaginariumwanderer]

aaa

[htmibefttou]

ITS SO CRISP

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your characters like this

[nymori]

I've been stitching some cicadas lately. This year is going to be a big one for the screaming bugs!

For those interested in making their own cross stitched cicadas, the patterns are available for sale here and here! (Please note: my software skills mean that I had to freehand the AAAAAs rather than place them in the pattern itself, so those are not included in the patterns. This does mean that you can make these little guys uniquely your own and add any sort of scream that you'd like, though!)

[frizzbyy]

going through a tough time,, erm,, art block,, lost the ability to draw :’(( learning how to draw again. LEARNING HOW TO LOVE DRAWING AGAIN *sobs*

idk how to draw a gaster blaster :( IS THIS A VALID FELL!SANS DRAWING CHAT

[inthedarktrees]

David Lynch, Emily Screaming, 2008

[inktho]

sometimes

[stormfeast]

PLS WRITE A FIC BASED ON THAT PROMPT

ִ ࣪𖤐 “You can go. I’m not looking for Mari fucking Ibarra.” Shauna snapped, flipping around and storming back to her hut.

ִ ࣪𖤐 “She wishes she was fucking Ibarra.” Van snickered, the smirk on her face only growing as Taissa stifled a laugh and slapped her girlfriend’s arm.