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[ahalliance]

antoine + étoiles insane moments for ur consideration :] @etoilesbienne @icockeatpanda @jahanmp4

eng transcript below:

[Video Transcript:

(First clip plays.)

Antoine: Look at what’s written in the heart, dude.

Etoiles: Holy shit, it’s you and me, dude!

Antoine: Oh yeah, A + E, dude

(overlapping) Etoiles: Antoine and Etoiles. Dude, holy shiiiit

Etoiles: Hey all that is destiny, dude

Antoine: I’m the one who did it in the hopes of stumbling across it on Geoguessr one day

Etoiles: Fuck, and after all these years you’ve finally realised your objective

Antoine: And yeah, dude….

Etoiles: peepoShy, as we say

(Second clip plays.)

Etoiles: Where are you, Antoine?

Antoine: I’m on— I’m on the blue level of the TDM (Tour de Merde)

Etoiles: Where are you, darling? I’m coming

Antoine: The blue level of the TDM

Florence: No but he’s horny, Rayou, tonight

Bagz: But Rayou— he arrived— he arrived (to the stream) saying, “I’m exhausted’, and he’s really in shape!

Antoine: He just wants to fuck, Rayou, tonight. He wants to fuck so badly tonight

Etoiles: But I said ‘darling’!

(overlapping) Bagz: In ‘Just Fucking’ (as a Twitch stream category)

Etoiles: No but I hate you all, bro

(Third clip plays.)

Antoine: I want to vape but I can’t

Etoiles: Vape my ass, dude

Antoine: Wow, what the fuck? What—

(Fourth clip plays.)

Etoiles: Well I don’t know what my favourite party is, is it the one where we played the capitals game? Or—

Antoine: Or the one where I sucked you off? Oh, no, sorry. No, you were saying? Yeah

Etoiles: That one— that one was crazy

(overlapping) Antoine: Sorry, my bad

(Fifth clip plays.)

Etoiles: Antoine I just looked at the camera, you’re incredibly handsome, dude

Antoine: Really?

Etoiles: Yeah. You have a cool look about you

Zerator: You mean, as opposed to normal?

Etoiles: Yeah, because usually you’re disgusting but here, honestly… I find you very fuckable tonight

Antoine: Well, thanks so much dude

(Sixth clip plays.)

Etoiles: Me, I’ve never cried. The only time I’ve had water on my face is when I’ve showered

Antoine: When I performed a facial on you too, no?

Florence: Oh nooooo. No but I respect it, you guys do what you want

Etoiles: Actually it’s not water it’s sperm

Antoine: In sperm there’s water, dude

(Cuts to a later portion of the same stream.)

Etoiles: Y’know you’re only gross with me, with your other friends you don’t make jokes like that

Antoine: That’s true. I don’t know why I’m like this with you. Maybe I should be asking myself questions, bro. I don’t know!

end Video Transcript.]

[benevolenterrancy]

Swords pining for each other's cultivator is my new favorite type of pining. Love your NieYao content! <3

I don't suppose we could get Baxia or Hensheng throwing a tantrum while Jin Guangyao / Nie Mingjue are away, leaving their owners to deal with the embarrassing aftermath?

Also, do you have any recs you'd recommend with these two?

this is the exact moment Nie Huaisang realised he was going to have to start meddling in his big brother's love life (con't: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Hensheng, on the other hand, doesn't throw tantrums but WILL sulk...

[spaceprincessleia]

Kay Vess in Star Wars Outlaws

[presiding]

naomi campbell? billie lurk?

[misswoozi]

NSFW LINES!

Anal Princess Line: Umji, Mina, Sooyoung, Chaeryeong, Sowon

Occasional Anal Line: Solji, Irene, Rosé, Jihyo

MILF Line: Seohyun, Tiffany, Jihyo, Bom, Solar

MILF Hunter Line: Yuta, Jooheon, Ryujin, Seulgi, Momo, Shownu, Moonbyul

DILF Line:  Suho, Changsub, Onew, Shownu, Sungjin, Kun, Minho

DILF Hunter Line: Sunny, Hani, Yuju, Sana, Lia, Wonho, Hoshi

Lesbian Line: Seulgi, Jeongyeon, Chaeyoung, Yuri, Seohyun, Ryujin, Moonbyul, Jisoo

Gay Line: Taeyong, Hongjoong, Jongho, Sehun, Jimin, Jun, Haechan, Kyungsoo

Huge Dick Line: Seungkwan, Soobin, Johnny, Jaehyun, Lucas, Jae

Oral Fixation Line: Lisa, Matthew, Jungwoo, Momo

Daddy Kink Line: Young K, Changkyun, Suho, Kun, Seulgi, Dahyun

Men Get Pegged Line: Dokyeom, Soobin, Xiaojun, Lucas, Jongdae

Squirter Line: Yeri, Moonbyul, Tzuyu, Mina, Solar, Nayeon

Camboy Line: Jae, Dino, Yeonjun, Changkyun, Hoshi, Dokyeom, Jungkook

Somnophilia Line: Seungkwan, Xiaojun, Sooyoung, Tzuyu

Voyeur Line: Sooyoung, SinB, Joshua, Xiaojun, Nayeon

Likes Being Watched Line: Chanyeol, Solar, Chungha, Hoseok, Taeyeon, Woozi

Scenic Masturbation Line: Seungcheol, Jihyo, Taehyung, Johnny, Lucas, Kyungsoo

[sidesteppostinghours]

steps whose genders are "regene" send tweet

[denim-wizard]

Attack for @mew-ya of Maren with Calypso >:] (( Happy Artfight !!))

[ssluggishh]

genuinely astounded there arent more people into andrewgaming67's minecraft arg are you kidding me. PLEASE go check it out on youtube its so good

[skiespaintedblue]

If ur romantic f/o has any siblings, they're ur in law(s) now!!! How do you feel about them? How do they feel about you? What does your f/o think about you guys? Do you hate eachother, or are you friends?

[skibasyndrome]

since I didn't really seriously get into the fanfic side of the yr fandom until later in October last year: is kinktober a thing in the fandom?

[wifegideonnav]

if we get dios apate jr aka gideon/harrow/ianthe im literally going to instigate a riot

[ratanslily]

because their dance deserved a cg💕

[shecarnionmyval]

GUYS GUYS I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARGUMENT AND THEN HE DID WTF WTF HE KISSED ME WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT OKAY

[thegreatyin]

Good news, lads.

This is officially a thing now! My god!

You can contact me at @unknownwriteroffiction.gmail.com, or just DM me either on this site or through the same username on Discord! Prices are cumulative, and I will always provide full refunds if necessary. Feel free to also contact me if you need anything regarding pricing cleared up.

🔫 now go take meds if you need them and that's a threat.

[poorlittleyaoyao]

Yesterday I finally finished a chapter of the "Meng Yao joins the Wen clan early for a comprehensive family healthcare plan" AU! It is here.

The fic itself will not be done anytime soon because I write like molasses drips, but if you want to see Meng Yao and Wen Qing interacting in a functional way, this chapter does contain that.

[ri4naaa]

i NEED someone to translate this PELASPE LEASEPL EASPEL ASE PLEASE