#moron

[diablo1776]

[opossum-disaster]

I just love the theory that Wheatley was made as a substitute of Cave Johnson for Glados (Caroline).

I don't know how I missed it for so long, but they literally made a specifically engineered moron for her to throw absolutely bullshit dumb ideas at her constantly, which Cave Johnson literally did as the CEO of Aperture.

I love it.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[jnephrite]

SUPERBOY & MORGAN (2/4)

she hates him obviously because he is cocky and thinks he is sooooo cool & because her alter-ego, carnival hates superboy

superboy just tries to charm morgan since she’s his friend and he doesn’t know morgan = one of his enemies. morgan also trash talks superboy to conner LMAO (next: carnival & conner)

first: conner & morgan / third: carnival & conner

[fatbaldmoron]

I am

I am a fat bald moron

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[halfthebrain]

Guys, Idk why it took me so long to realise this but hiring Mike was never a rational decision.

Mr. No Emotions was overwhelmed by want, by desire and he hired that goddamned kid. This is equal parts hilarious and tragic.

[realpokemon]

are there any Pokémon that are actually dangerous to own?

no actually every single 8 year old is born with the capability to take care of any metagross or gyarados or ultra beast with absolutely no consequences. they get to frolick in fields together and there are no risks involved

[mintbreeze]

me on 14th February

[columboscreens]

[butch-reidentified]

prove you were there when the shooting occurred. who's to say you're not just lying for attention? show some evidence you were there. oh wait, you can't. terf.

then why did the Department of Justice personally pay for my therapy for years and why do I have photos from private survivor events and you can just ask Barbara whose club it was who's like a 3rd mom to me or you could read The Trauma Beat which contains my interview or or or

[savagechickens]

The New Idiots.

Still thinking about idiots.

[misterlemonztenth]

02-10-24 | wooddove-mark-2. misterlemonztenth.tumblr.com/archive

[jnephrite]

SUPERBOY & CARNIVAL (4/4)

FINISHED YIPPEEE

[morgan & conner] [superboy & morgan] [carnival & conner]

superboy & carnival having a face off while robin is just in the background actually doing their mission LOL also according to @dalawamput-apat-na-manika their trope is called “annoyances to lovers” which is true

[crow-caller]

1e decaton as if YOU even care

[xbomb1324]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PORTAL 2!!!!!!!!

We should make a cake to celebrate.