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Guys did you know that having an oc from (widely mocked franchise) is cringe? Yeah I’m sure you’ve never heard that before so I’ll tell you that right now
But don’t worry I still love you!!! You’re one of the good ones!!!
^ from this point on I will block anyone who sends this into my inbox.
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in the 2P takeover, alfred struggling to retain some level of consciousness while allen puppeteers him backfires in the end, as it only really allows him to be personally present for matthew's (permanent!) death at his own hands.
anyway i'm representing this through a discord meme redraw.
#hws america#hws canada#hetalia#2p hetalia#na bros#alfred going NO NO NO NO as allen goes LOL LOL LOL LOL#it's kind of like a battle between the two americas. whose brother gets to live? (hint: not alfred's!)#it's traumatizing enough to alfred that he loses his grip on his body and allen is able to mentally overpower/suppress him permanently as w#it's only fitting that the NA twins go together. they do everything together after all#ic#meme redraw#reference#tf2#i guess...#just for my tagging system since it wont show up in main tags anyway 😁😁😁#1p mention#in case ur wondering... does canada go to new york.#of course he did. his brother asked him. and ame hasnt been feeling well lately...#canada is a good person (wanted to help ame) and america is a hero (wanted to fight off 2pame)#and that directly led to both of their horrific downfalls...#i mean. ame was dead from the second 2pame actually got hold of him. but he prolonged his death for so long trying to protect the others an#it just. didnt work out for him. in fact it might have just made things worse.#fun deets here:#america here is SO TENSE HES ABOUT TO EXPLODE bc . 2pame is trying sooo hard not to laugh and 1pame is TRYING TO scream and break through#2pame BAAAARELY has his grip on 1pame here... its like physically trying to restrain someone and its tough... esp someone like ame.#2p takeover au
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thinking about how rhysand made sure to protect Velaris from Amarantha (fine, I get it) and just happened to mention that half the court of nightmares was slaughtered on the spot. like sjm never revisited that fact. HALF THE COURT OF NIGHTMARES WAS SLAUGHTERED ON THE SPOT. Those people were his subjects too !! And they presumably had families and lives and hopes and dreams. And then after all of that awfulness UTM Rhys still shows up to the court of nightmares like some mega villain parading his new pet around. Like imagine the fucking bone-deep misery the surviving hewn city citizens must feel that they lived through Amarantha only to be cursed with her male equivalent for all of eternity.
#begging rhysand to be a real leader and work with the ppl of his court#like of course fuck Keir but he aint the only mf that lives there#like surely they are not ALL evil#ffs#anti rhysand#anti inner circle#anti sjm#sjm critical#anti feyre#anti rhys#anti feysand#anti ic#anti acosf#anti mor#anti morrigan#acotar#sjm
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The Lannisters are so unserious. In AFFC, Jaime literally goes up to Kevan - his uncle who has been literally hunting down outlaws, commanding men, hanging robber knights and pretty much being a soldier long before Jaime was even a twinkle in Tywin's eye - and gives him advice?
And Kevan's literal reaction is

#Jaime was out there mansplaining warfare to Kevan#Jaime who lost his only battle#Kevan was so restrained here I would have slapped his bald head for that shit#Kevan was Tywin's right hand man of course he knows what he's doing#I'd give anything for an office style show of Kevan just reacting to Jaime and Cersei's shit in affc#Yknow Kevan was standing by Tywin's grace going why you still giving me battles you're fucking dead bro#kevan lannister#tywin lannister#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#House Lannister#Keeping up with the Lannisters#Jaime Lannister#cersei lannister#Ser Jaime Lannister#queen cersei#a feast for crows
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Happy Birthday Shadow! We celebrated by eating his favourite foods throughout the day, decorated with my favourite fanarts tied to each of them
#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonadow#<-the snickers and the squishmallow fanart. and because this is my post and I can#the meals are‚ in order:#a Doritos and chicken salad of sorts served in an actual Doritos bag#(He likes Doritos according to that incredibly out of character interview. Which I love. I wanted to eat an actual meal though)#(and my partner got a chicken chilli dog in honour of Sonic. who is of course Shadow's boyfriend)#and a lavender soda with that meal#(Shadow likes lavender. we all know this they said it multiple times in the Sonic Twitter Takeovers. and I really like this soda)#ice cream#(he has never mentioned liking it. but. this place near me has red and black cones. and I really like his squishmallow.#so we got the most suitable flavors colour wise and enjoyed it. and isn't that what this is about?)#tiramisu and coffee#(he likes coffee. but I am not gonna eat coffee beans. I got the coffee specifically from Starbucks to match his TMoStH outfit though!#Tiramisu is also tied to the coffee but he has mentioned eating it in one of the takeovers also. the coffee was tiramisu flavoured as well)#pizza#(from that interview again. yes that is a pineapple pizza. it is the best one actually. and he never mentioned a preference for toppings)#and finally‚ snickers#(the interview. the only one out of the answers I can see Shadow actually liking. and it is one of my favourite candy bars also.)#thank you Emirichu for inspiring me with her birthday picnic video. this was so fun. we're doing it again in a few days for Sonic's birthda#I encourage anyone else to try it as well! makes the day so much more special#aruru#ame
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I think a lot about how much people missed the point of the whole Russian plot that was introduced in season 3. I’ve seen posts about the belief that seasons 1 & 2 were critiquing the American government but then they got cold feet and went all patriotic in season 3 because of the show’s success so they made the Russians the villains and that’s just very much not true at all. The point of that plot line was to draw paralleles between the USSR & the USA, critiquing both American capitalism and the Russian brand of communism. I think there being a Russian base of operations under the new mall (both of which blow up on the 4th of July) that’s shutting down small businesses across the town and causing people to lose their jobs which generates a subplot of a corrupt mayor who shuts down peaceful protests is a very on the nose metaphor for that. I think people also forget how much focus Stranger Things puts on having a historical setting. The entire plot and story is directly impacted and inspired by of the culture of the 80’s meaning the arms race during the Cold War is going to come up. It’s not hard to believe that if America has access to monsters from an alternate dimension that Russia would want in on that too.
#the whole big bright patriotic capitalism of season 3 is literally supposed to be deconstructed by the viewer it quite literally is hiding#something sinister like come on#also the whole argument about how s3 is big American pro capitalism season because of Erica’s who speech about it is ridiculous to me like#that is a precocious 11 year old who is extorting minimum wage workers for free ice cream we are not supposed to take that seriously at all#the only critique I agree with when it comes to this is the fact that there was literally a Coke ad written into the show because Netflix#was sponsored by coke at the time like yeah that was dumb#even then they worked around it well because like coke changing it’s flavour in the 80’s is relevant to you know. the 80’s show#still stupid tho#I’m not saying stranger things is like a radical leftist piece of fiction of course not it’s a fucking Netflix show but it’s not as#patriotic and yay capitalism good as people have been saying it is since season 3#also want to mention that in the play Joyce owns a copy of the communist manifesto#anyway#stranger things
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What would you choose? :0c
(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)
#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks#then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard#I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing#to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or#honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal#(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of#'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the#texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso#OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety#augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro#and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of#different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more#when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh#but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions#so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion#on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread#doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and#bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.
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rookies get banished to the locker room annex — DAL vs SJS — 02.08.25
#stars lb#hockey#stars#dallas stars#mavrik bourque#oskar bäck#this is so fun to me!#why is there a special little secret part of the locker room half-assedly cordoned off from the rest of the locker room by a partial wall#love the decision to put the rookies there. like we only see mav & oskar but i will assume that stank's stall is there also. like of course#alsoooooo very intrigued by the snack table with a billion identical smoothies?? protein shakes??? anyway they look like iced coffees#also there's a couple of bananas#& cups of Something#the stars locker room snack table is my favorite thing <3#will someone someday do a locker room snack table tour for me#z:edit
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cuphead/casino cups (cld work for either) hc: animis - like the cupbros are - dont have set nose & straw ‘colours’; matter of fact, the colours of their straws and noses are supposed to change multiple times a day, all in reflection of whatever they’re feeling atm. their colours are supposed to change in accordance to their emotion -
- but it’s not unheard of, for animis, that if, sometimes, they feel an overwhelming amount of simply one emotion for too long a period of time, their bodies (and the magics that make them change colours) to… semi-permanently readjust.
blue means detachment, coldness, apathy. (the fact that blue is the colour mugman got stuck at; it’s why cuphead only half-jokingly says they’re a great liar, because how could they not, when everything they feel is smothered by a constant layer of ice?)
red means anger, rage, annoyance. (the fact that red is the colour cuphead got stuck at; there’s a reason he’s always so very annoying to everyone he meets, after all - and it is always, always because if he doesn’t do something, anything to bother, annoy, pester them, then he will go mad with the rage that’s always bubbling just beneath.)
there’s a reason cuphead was always the more accurate shooter of the two, a reason he always grinned when killing the debtors at the end of a winning fight and a reason he always pouted when mugman insisted they revive them once they’d gotten the contracts.
there’s a reason mugman was strawmanning during the morality debate, a reason they could never quite bring themself to care about the debtors they were fighting, killing, hurting and a reason they never try to make any friends other then cuphead, their own blood.
for some reason, for cuphead, the hellflame inside him always calms at the sight of their elder sibling. for some reason, for mugman, the ice that stays all year-long always melts ‘round their little brother.
neither of them are ever quite sure why - until their colours finally change for the first time in over a decade.
#cuphead#cuphead au#casino cups#casino cups au#mugman#cc!mugman#cc!cuphead#calix animi#(by the time they get to the casino the two of them are… HEAVILY codependent to say the least.#the ice only melts around cuphead; the flames only cool around mugman. with this knowledge in mind whyever would they try to leave -#- the other?)#(neither of them can remember a time where cuphead didn’t spend more days with bloodied fists then he didn’t.#neither of them can remember a time where mugman didn’t say ‘I don’t *care*’ to a pathetic pleading debtor more then they didn’t.#it changes when they get to the casino a tad. the crew are… weird#especially before they tell them about their little emotional instability problem -#- but once they do they *get it*. not all the way of course#not the way cuphead understands mugman and mugman understands cuphead#but they don’t judge. they don’t bat an eye when mugman doesn’t do more then roll their eyes at devil’s proclamation he doesn’t -#- take advantage of people even tho everyone expects them to react *more*.#they don’t look disgusted when cuphead takes to the more… *violent* missions devil assigns like a duck takes to water#they understand and the cupsiblings can’t help but think it’s the first time anyone ever has)
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Speaking of "The City on the Edge of Forever," I've been thinking about how my femslash Spirk AU winds out through the canon TOS episodes, interacts with gender expectations of the show, etc, and am mentally organizing episodes by how drastically affected they'd be.
I'm also thinking of S'paak hiding her ears beneath a beanie in 1930 :P
#s'paak and jessica in a piece of the action too! damn. i didn't even think of their mobster suit chic era when i was planning but...#still. poor s'paak freezing while trying to build a computer out of 1930 materials and also passing as fully human AND pining#iirc there's canonically only one bed in their flop (no really) and she's torn between staying as far away as possible when they sleep#(for lesbian angst reasons) or huddling near her (for lesbian angst + living space heater reasons)#i think s'paak is obviously ice-cold when jessica's skin brushes hers but she blatantly lies about being fine and stays 6 in away at night#jessica (exhausted but trying to think of how to convince her. suddenly struck by genius): i don't understand why you're being illogical :(#s'paak: *affronted cat look*#also poor s'paak not only has to watch jess fall for edith but keep them from smashing into homophobia in the usa c. 1930#on the bright side both jessica and s'paak look very cute and i think s'paak finds she likes the music of the time#it once slips out when all three of them are talking that s'paak is musical and when edith is like 'oh what do you play?' s'paak is '...'#and jessica promptly says: oh she's a wonderful harpist. the first time i heard her play with some - uh - friends i stopped in the hall#and stood outside the door and just listened because i was on my way to somewhere else but it was so beautiful#edith: oh how lovely <3 i hope you'll be able to find an instrument to play someday - if things get better. i really do believe they will.#s'paak: ...i hope so. (and then edith goes away and with some not quite concealed exasperation s'paak is like#i have never understood how you manage to manufacture narratives out of nothing. and jessica just says 'well it's easier#if you take something that really happened and change a few details. it was your lyre instead of a harp of course.#and not all friends but just the rec room on *makes a gesture obviously meant to mime a starship. possibly with sound effects*#but i did get distracted and stand listening until our... mutual friend wanted to know what was taking me so long to get to the hospital.'#s'paak: .......i see.)#anghraine babbles#fic talk#fic talk: the lesbian spock agenda#s'paak#jessica kirk#star peace#genderbending#c: i object to intellect without discipline#c: who do i have to be#otp: the premise
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The 'Feyre has her art friends like ressina' argument many feyre stans make for saying feyre has friends outside of the IC is really funny to me because I'm pretty sure that SJM forgot about them and they will never be seen or mentioned again in the future books
#I could of course be wrong#but since they are only featured in the novella that not all people read since it's filler#sjm probably deems them not important enough to mention in the other books since they aren't feysand centric anymore#sjm critical#anti sjm#acotar critical#anti ic#feyre archeron
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I fear every male character in to crown a king (so far) needs to die by the sword. 🗡️ 🗡️🗡️🗡️ everyone get away from MC right now

@ all men in tcak
#to crown a king#hamelin and henry exempted of course#emeric's dad is exempted too i guess he loves his wife and only dislikes mc even if it is for reasons beyond her control#emeric is on thin fucking ice though
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D has appeared! What do you do?
Do "it" Leave Marry Kiss on the cheek
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the thing is (isay as if i was in the middle of a conversation) chips and ice cream makes it really very understandable if football was like, an entity in the mirror that only bmo was cognizant of. like if anyone is going to recognize that their reflection is an alive little girl and not just a reflection it is bmo
#and if football is a real alive little girl with a soul then the jerry line makes sense#of COURSE bmo isnt going to TELL anyone. the thing one must understand about bmo is that he can be emotional and raw with his loved ones#but not REALLY about the REAL things and also he knows no one believes him when he is being true or in real pain#because hes the only one who notices things like the fact that chips and ice cream speak a language or that the mirror world exists#my decree#why isnt he in fionna and cake. sniles. why did he disappear when jake died. smiles. smiles.#finn and jake missing out on the cool mirror dimension adventure they could be going on if bmo could only explain it w/o them interrupting#this is the character that trapped the stealers of sunshine in his body and just like never told anyone. let ppl fight them as a video game#adventure time#bmo#not art#finally drawing. have something from my drafts
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Vibrators have been mentoined a few times, i think is time gil uses one on thena and leaves her shaking 😌.
"Don't you have a meeting?"
"Princess," Gil moaned directly into her mouth, his hands running up her back, "you think I care about that right now?"
Thena laughed, purring against him. "You might, considering our quarterly reports are upon us."
He groaned. The Ice Queen was on the top of her industry for a reason. But he was more concerned with making out with his wife than his bottom line at the moment. "They can wait."
"Sir?"
Thena pulled herself away from him at the knock on the door, not that they would enter without express permission. She smoothed down her hair and brushed off her dress, sashaying away from him with those delectable hips of hers. "You have business to do, Tyrant."
He grunted. He would just send them away--tell them to reschedule. But His beloved Ice Queen was already across the room, perching herself on the sofa that faced his desk and away from the door.
"Fine, come in."
Gil leaned back in his chair. The two accountants and one assistant scurrying in could obviously already tell he wasn't in the mood for whatever they had to say.
"Go," he waved his hand at them, although he looked over at Thena. He wasn't going to remember any of what they said, but it would be in a memo or an email or something anyway. And if he was really lucky, Thena would 'remind' him of everything they reported later.
Thena met his eye, although she was clearly amused by his lack of attention to the business portion of his 'business'.
He shrugged at her; she was the economist, he was the muscle.
"The winnings from the new pachinko you opened up are substantial. If we look at the gross margin-"
Gil sighed, leaning his chin on his fist. He wasn't absorbing any of this, and he likely couldn't even if he was trying. He watched as Thena rolled her neck, stretching herself after their hasty make out session. That long, pale, sensational neck...
Thena licked her lips, then stretched her arms up in the air. She was behind his associates, in view of him and him alone. She sighed, feigning some boredom.
He made a face; she was driving him nuts and she knew it.
The accountants went on, though. "However, there is the matter of Jasmine National."
"Uh-huh," Gil muttered, still not looking at them as they spoke. Not that they would dare turn to look at what he was looking at. They knew better than to take their eyes off the most dangerous man in Koreatown.
Thena arranged the long skirt of her dress, parting it at her thigh where the slit kissed just above her knees. She tilted her head at him as she crossed one leg over the other.
Gil's hand tightened around the paper under it, crinkling it hopelessly.
His accountants flinched, associating the action with their news. "B-But!--th-the stock we have in the market is currently up! And the real estate we've acquired in Jeju is set for renovation!"
"Great."
Thena uncrossed and then crossed her legs again in the other direction (minx). She arranged her dress, although she let her hand linger over her thigh before slipping through the slit and under.
Gil leaned forward, squinting to get a better look.
"We have the numbers for you, sir."
Gil almost waved at them to get further out of his way. He raised a brow as Thena leaned on her palm, angling her hips away. Her hand was snugly between those surprisingly strong thighs of hers. She wasn't...
"So, as you can see-"
"Y'know what? I don't need to see anything else!" Gilgamesh declared, slamming his hands down on his desk. "Looks great, good work, boys."
They looked amongst themselves. "But sir-"
"Out!" he barked, snapping his fingers in the direction of the door. They hesitated for just one more second, but he reached for one of his desk drawers, "now."
They wisely scurried out, closing the door behind them.
Thena watched them go, releasing a sigh once they were gone. "What a terror, you are."
"You're the terror," he muttered, retrieving what he was looking for in his desk. It was not - contrary to what his accountants had thought it would be - a deadly weapon.
Thena's jaw dropped. "You do not keep that in your desk drawer."
He grinned at her, eager to resume their business from earlier. "Never know when we might need it."
"Who is we?" she glared at him, now deciding to press her thighs together and cross her arms at him. "And what if someone happens upon it?"
"Do your employees get anywhere near your desk?" he asked her dryly, "let alone on that side of it?"
She rolled her eyes, which was as good as admitting defeat for his Ice Queen.
"Now," Gil leaned down to her, gripping the vibrator in his hand. "Lie down, you little tease. Unless you'd like to start things off yourself."
Thena continued to glare at him, even as they both reclined on his black leather sofa. "Your obsession with these things escapes me."
Gil chuckled, though, trailing the tip of the thing up her thigh before flipping her dress as far out of his way as it could go. "It's not this thing I'm obsessed with, Princess."
Thena's head lolled back and to the side as he pressed it right against her, the faint buzzing already filling the air with their hot breaths. "No subtlety."
"Like you're so subtle?" Teasing him like that? He pressed the thing more firmly against her. "Since when do you wear thongs?"
Thena bit into her lip as he managed to reach her clit with the vibrator's head. It was a similar model to the one she used at home. "Sometimes they're - ah! - the most appropriate option."
"Appropriate my ass, Ice," he growled, leaning over to kiss her cleavage. "You just like driving me nuts."
Thena let out a positively sultry sounding moan in response. The tiny little excuse for underwear she was wearing didn't resist much as he moved it out of his way to begin pushing the device into her.
"Feel good?" he pressed his lips to her neck (which she had also used to tease him). Once it was fully in her, he was able to lie over her more. He kissed her mouth, then her jaw, then her neck again, and then finally his hands were free to extract her breasts from the confines of her sparkly dress.
"Yes," she whimpered, her hips rolling as Gil pawed at her. Her hand snaked down to control it better to her standard but Gil grasped her hand with his.
"Don't be a backseat driver, Ice," he grinned against her hot flushed skin. He moved her hand with his, pumping the vibe steadily. "My little control freak."
Thena made some kind of sound of denial, although it was hard to feel intimidated by her when she was busy being so pleasured by him in the moment.
Gil leaned away from her again, moving the vibrator more quickly. He undid his belt and unzipped his trousers. "You wanna finish with this thing, or me?"
Thena moaned louder, although there was a note in her little melody that told him that she didn't appreciate the question. He paused their motion, making her moan become more of a growl.
"I said," he leaned closer to her again, pressing his hardness against her belly. "This hunk of plastic, or me?"
Thena bit her lip again. "You."
"Hm," Gil pursed his lips. He wasn't sure if she really meant that or if she was trying to save his ego. Then again, his Thena wasn't the type to assuage a man's ego for the sake of it--not even her husband's, unfortunately for him.
Who was he kidding; he loved that she had his ego under the spiky heel of her stilettos.
"Gil," Thena panted, eager to finish what they started. She rolled her hips again, but he kept her still. She looked at him, pressing her lips together. "Please, baby, just move."
He grinned. He could see why she liked him hot and begging for her all the time. It was very appealing. "Since you asked so nicely."
Gil extracted the vibrator from her gently. She expressed her frustration at the temporary emptiness he left her with, but he pressed his own tip against her, promising to remedy the situation. "Real thing is better, right?"
"Yes," she sighed as he finally pushed into her, sealing their bodies together.
Now, that, he believed. Their groans harmonized as he finally started moving, making love to his wife as intended. No matter how many times they did it - which was enthusiastically and frequently - he never got tired of the ecstasy of his wife's body.
"Gil," Thena whimpered, gripping his side and his back as soon as he was in range of her. Her legs wrapped around him too, securing him to her as if he was going to slither away.
"Fuck, Thena," he panted, already closer to the edge than he wanted to be. If anything, he was lucky he had warmed her up before diving in; he was already so turned on by her little show he was just about there.
Thena's moans joined the creaking of the sofa's frame, no matter how solidly bolted to the floor it was. Gil made a clumsy attempt to kiss her, but they both needed too much air to linger long. They gasped in puffs of each other's breath. "Right there, so close."
Thank fuck, because he was holding on for dear life. Gilgamesh let his hips drive him, his pelvis meeting hers like an animal's. The slight elevation of her hips, the bounce of her cleavage, half in her dress and half out of it, the pink blooming up her neck and into her cheeks.
His wife was a masterpiece.
Gil groaned up to the ceiling as he shot into her. He was no young buck, but Thena was not of this earth. He ground their hips together, pressing down under her naval but above the line of that devillish little thong she wore.
He didn't even know she had one.
Thena moaned with him as she too toppled over the edge in bliss. She undulated around him, coaxing more from him with each wave of her own pleasure. She drank him up just as greedily.
Gil grunted as he slipped out of her. They said they would stop doing this; working up a sweat while he was in a suit, fucking in the middle of the work day, putting their carnal needs before business.
But he really couldn't care about that when his wife was panting for air under him in all her glory.
Thena sighed as he dove into the crook of her neck, nuzzling into her with light kisses. Her fingers spread out in his hair. "Terrible, we are."
"I thought it was pretty hot."
She gave his hair a playful little tug, although it released just as fast, her body all noodly after her orgasm. "We said we'd stop doing this."
"Yeah, well, that was before my wife decided to show off her hot new panties to me in the middle of my damn quarterly."
Thena laughed; so she did know what she was doing, and she clearly thought it was hilarious, too.
Gil couldn't blame her; he joined her in her laughter. Their business wasn't exactly lighthearted, but at least he could have a good fuck and a good laugh with her about it.
Thena blinked as he kissed her again--like, scooped her up and kissed her like they were in Casablanca kissed her. She looked adorably ruffled from the sex already, but the kiss clearly woke up her senses again. "W-What was that for?"
Gil just grinned at her, unable to contain himself. And why should he? He was the luckiest man in the world, with a woman like her by his side. "A man can't be happy to make love to his wife?"
Thena's eyes dashed to the side, turning shy in the face of his unhindered love for her. She cleared her throat, pulling her dress over herself again. "Not in the office, he can't."
Gil let her pull some modesty over herself again while he shoved himself back in his pants. He also reached behind him, retrieving their little friend. Well, no, it was no friend of his; it was a tool for pleasing his wife, and that was all the respect he would give it. "I don't know if there's much we haven't done in the office, Sweetness."
Thena kneed him in the thigh as she adjusted her thong back into place. He let her retrieve his suit's pocket square to clean herself up a bit down there. She didn't look at him while she did, but she muttered, "exactly why some self-restraint might do us some good?"
Gil just shook his head with a smile as Thena stood. She tested how presentable she looked right away when they were in the office. Tested her steadiness on her feet, smoothed out her dress, combed her fingers through her hair. What a Goddess she was. "I don't know how you can expect that of me when you're this beautiful."
Thena sighed, definitely rolling her eyes at him. But she turned around and leaned down to him again, kissing him the way they ought to kiss every time--like there was no one in the world but them.
Gil leaned into it eagerly, moaning even as she leaned up and away from him again. He pouted at her.
But the Ice Queen met him grin for grin, adjusting the straps of her dress. "Don't you have a quarterly report to go over? I know you didn't listen to a thing your accountants told you."
"And whose fault is that?" he chuckled at her, finally rising from the couch, although he had to wiggle a little to get himself sitting comfortably in his pants again. She pressed her lips together to keep herself from laughing. He gave her side a playful little pinch as he kissed her cheek. "Go over it with me? We both know you'll understand what it says more than I will."
Thena followed him to his desk to pull up the reports, even as she faked a sigh, "if I must."
#Ice Queen/Tyrant King AU#Thenamesh 18+#you know the rules#thank you so much for the ask!!!!#you're right I've brought them up enough#Thena thinks Gil is fixated on them#when obviously it's her he's fixated on these are just a side effect#Gil here like the only hunk you need is me#Thena: you are insufferable#but listen no one here is young and naive Gil is like I know you have your methods when I'm not around that's fine#and yes he does keep one in his desk just in case the mood hits#Thena is horrified of course#but then Gil is like well should I get rid of it and Thena's like...well I didn't say that#but lock the drawer at least!!!!#and these two are just insatiable#everyone in their offices knows it#every time Gil rushes someone out of the office they're like#either Ice Queen is here or she'll be arriving any minute#the same applies in Thena's office#she doesn't like that everyone knows that's why but it's not like they have the self control to stop themselves either#they talked about it too#Thena was like we have to stop fucking in the middle of the day#our work is suffering#Gil: I'm the one who's suffering but fine#the man is told he has to stop kissing his wife for two hours and he's like I'M IN PRISON#also also#Thena knew what she was doing#she was also ready to continue#and then she's like well Gil gets to misbehave all the time I wanna do it for once#Gil gets home like I couldn't focus at all for the rest of the day let's go to bed right now
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Imagine saying that SJM doesn't know Nesta.
That acosf Nesta doesn't fit canon Nesta personality.💀
#acotar fandom#this fandom is fucked 💀#nesta#pro nesta#pro nesta archeron#nesta archeron#pro sjm#some of Nesta's stan are fake#claiming her only to use her as a weapon against the ic is poor#acotar#calm the fuck down and enroll in an online english lit course or something to get some better reading comprehension skills.
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