#/lh ofc but holy shit

[scalpel-mom-mori]

ok quick rundown of tot leads:

artem: Your boss turned partner in practice, thinks letting random people call you his wife/girlfriend is a form of flirting

marius: blue ceo tart who thinks pretending to be your boyfriend and buying you things is a form of flirting

vyn: he's a red flag but red is my favorite color bait, basically kyouya if kyouya was a shrink

luke: childhood friends to lovers feat angst, the only one with common fucking sense

[sealovinq]

goodmorning i miss jose

[astrxealis]

i’m mostly knowledgeable on luxiem but i really love noctyx and shld see more of their stuff >< also super in lov w iluna

[astarriscus]

?? HUH??

[lowkeyrobin]

reader has had a crush on Rory since they were kids when they kissed (for practice ofc) but rory just has eyes for Erica and it breaks reader's heart but is still supportive cause as long as rory is happy so are they and SOMETHING happens which means reader is slowly dying and rory doesn't realizes his feeling until it's too late and reader dies in his arms.....

holy shit Alex you are evil. when I said angsty mbav I didn't realize you took that personally 😭🙏 /lh /pos

RORY KEANER ; you don't know what you have until you lose it

summary ; you like rory, but he doesn't reciprocate

warnings ; language, death, talk of throwing up, influenced by some music bc I was listening to sleep token LMAO

track ; take me back to eden ; sleep token

word count ; 1.5k

masterlist

The only good thing about living in Ontario, Canada, was your friend group, the Supernatural Squad. Although you were just the comedic relief, you were the most reasonable and level-headed. You were still a staple to the group. You weren't very supernatural, however. Just an ordinary human who happened to be friends with a bunch of vampires, a witch/wizard, Benny couldn't decide on a damn label, and a seer.

You and Rory and Benny and Ethan were the two duos of the group that'd been together the longest. Benny and Ethan met in middle school, and you and Rory met in 4th or 5th grade when he moved to White Chapel. Sarah and Erica met in their freshman year, having been bonded over the lack of friends and their good grades in English and history classes.

You and Rory were a different kind of close. In every universe, you knew you'd met each other, one way or another. He was the funny, dim-witted vampire who was still a geek even through his transformation into puberty and vampirism. You, on the other hand, remain the second half of his comedy troupe, the smart and level-headed companion he needed to keep him mentally stable through all these new, weird things he was going through. He'd forever be 15 while you grew older, something you weren't too worried about right now.

You remembered like it was yesterday when you shared a first kiss for "practice." It was practice, really, Rory wanted to know how to kiss before he tried asking Erica out. However, for you, that was the problem. You didn't want it to be practice for him to be able to woo over Erica.

There was no doubt that Erica, the tall, blonde, vampire, was hot. Hell, if you weren't already head over heels for the younger blonde, you'd totally date her. But, that was the whole thing, he had googly eyes for Erica and you just solemnly looked at him with love stuck in yours like a curse.

But, of course, Rory hadn't learned about the phrase "you don't know what you have until you lose it." He wasn't expecting to lose you, nor was he aware that he even had you wrapped around his finger.

During the final fight with Vice Principal Stern, you'd gotten hurt, and hid it from your friends ; you saved White Chapel for good, ridding the town of evil. You didn't want to sour the mood about a wound that would heal itself, and you didn't want your friends worrying about something so small that'd disappear in time.

Stern hit you with a purplish magenta light-beam from his staff, leaving a very painful, burn-looking wound on your side. Over time, it didn't heal like you hoped it would, if anything it only looked worse, like your skin was decaying.

You had it wrapped up nearly 24/7 to prevent infection, the grey-ish skin was pruney and nasty looking from the amount of moisture. You'd only been living through the pain thanks to a lot of Tylenol, which you probably took a little bit too much of sometimes on accident. The center of the wound was a weird purple color, like a bruise, and it branched off like veins almost. It ran down your hip and up your torso, a grey color, acting as if you were a rotting corpse or something.

The theory was that it'd heal over time or completely disappear after a way since Stern was gone. But obviously, those were both incorrect.

You touch the wound, feeling a sharp pain radiate through the area as you pull your fingers away with a grimace. Your next idea was to ask Benny for a potion or something to help it go away. I mean, he had to have had some wound-dissolving spell or potion laying around somewhere, he was a witch for Christ's sake. It shouldn't be too hard to just ask for one.

That was easier said than done, however. He and Ethan wanted to know what it was for before he made it, and they wouldn't stop pressing after you said it was nothing. They eventually figured you out though, having been the first to notice and point out the veins spreading up to your collarbone and shoulders while you were all hanging out at Ethan's after school.

You kept telling them you were just tired and you had a cold, etcetera etcetera, the past few months, but after a while, they started to wonder why you were only looking worse. Then they persuaded you to just show them so they could help. You complied, showing them the wound you acquired from the final battle with Vice Principal Stern.

Ethan is the first to speak, quickly questioning you, "Dude, when and where did you get that?"

"Fighting Stern a couple of months ago." You shrug nonchalantly as you try your best to force your eyes open to stay awake, "Look, I just need something to make this heal or disappear, okay?"

Benny and Ethan share a worried look, barely able to look at your wound without cringing in disgust and the pain they felt for you.

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Within another agonizing week, Sarah, Erica, and of course, Rory, had found out as well. So much for secrets.

All that week, no amount of drugs or spells or potions could help your condition whatsoever. You would frequently throw up and would have to skip class to go to the nurses office or sit in the bathroom while your stomach twisted and turned inside of you. Rory tried helping you as much as he could, carrying your things and flying you straight home after school, but it didn't help much, neither did the magical help from Benny and his grandma, it was like you were immune to it at this point.

You lay in bed on your side, a trashcan accompanying you for any biohazards. The veins now climbed up your neck, your shoulders, and down your legs, your eyes were made heavy by suitcase sides bags under your eyes, it felt like your eyes were swollen, yet they weren't. Rory sits beside you, one hand rubbing your shoulder as you mindlessly babble on, his other hand holding an ice pack to your forehead as you experience heat flashes.

The four other teens stand outside your closed bedroom door, trying to think of any ways to help you. They wanted to convince your parents to take you to the doctors, but how would you explain the massive wound on your side. And how would you explain that you were now a walking corpse acting like a shitty father after a trip to the bar?

"Y'know, Rory, I've always liked you, like, like-liked you" You giggle, ruffling his hair. "You're adorable"

Rory lightly smiles, not taking your words to heart.

"Really, please listen to me, R" You quickly place your hands on his cheeks, cupping his face, "I like you. And I know you don't like me back and shit, you like Erica and you're constantly talking about it, but I want it off my chest before this stupid thing probably kills me or starves me out of my body"

The blonde boy blinks a few times, and wraps you in a hug. "I'm sorry" He mumbles, remembering the fact you were definitely on your last limb here, "You're the best, most awesome friend I could ever ask for, so you're not gonna die! Wait- could I turn you into a vampire and save you? Would that work?"

You shrug, not wanting to get too excited, I mean, the others probably already thought of that and imagined a bad outcome.

The four walk back in to see you resting your head on Rory's lap, probably sleeping as he speaks up, his speech moving a million miles an hour.

"What if we turn them into a vampire? Would that work? I mean, they'd become immortal, right?"

The four look to each other and shrug, positivity shining through their worried expressions.

"Did they say they wanted to try it?" Sarah asks, "It's a big devotion... I mean, this is literally life changing, maybe for the better"

Rory nodded, "They said to ask you"

Sarah nods down, looking at you, "Ask them, I'll be downstairs, I'm gonna make them some tea" She lightly smiles, dragging Erica along with her.

Rory shakes your shoulder with no response, your cheeks pale as the veins quickly crawl up your face. He gets a little more aggressive with it, calling your name, the fear showing in his voice.

"Y/n, Y/n, Y/n? Y/n? Y/n!"

Ethan stands frozen, seeing your entire face begin to be engulfed by the weird infection. Benny begins shouting for Sarah and Erica, sprinting down the stairs as quickly as possible. The blonde turns you face up, seeing blood trail out from your nose.

You were totally limp in his arms, a sense of calmness painting your face instead of the now usual pained and tired look. You seemed peaceful laying there while your whole body is painted in a spider web like pattern.

"Y/n/n, please, wake up! I can help you!"

No response, your chest wasn't even slowly rising or falling anymore, you were just a limp, heavy body laying on him.

Tears prick at the blonde's eyes as he stares at your relaxed features, wishing that just maybe he'd thought a little sooner.

Maybe if he just thought of that a little sooner, then you'd be okay.

[sockatoo-rob]

PRIDE MONTH IS TOMORROW HOLY SHIT

SOMEONE GIVE ME IDEAS FOR GAY ART/WRITING RIGHT NEOW /lh

god i want so desperately to write apocalypse jesterdoll but all the ideas i have are spoiler-ey

edit bc i want to highly encourage literally anyone to give me tadc writing prompts because writer's block hit me like a brick... no nsfw ofc but literally anything... anythign at all..... im so starved for ideas...

[mugzymiik]

HI IM MAKING A JSAB AU IM GONNA RAMBLE ABT IT HERE

i created it like yesterday but I ALREADY HAVE SO MANY IDEAS

so basically it's called "JSAB: Disloyalty AU" and i Think its gonna be really clear why its called that once i start explaining

ITS GOT A LOTTA CHANGES COMPARED TO THE ACTUAL GAME but thats why its an au shhhh/lh

ANYWAYS heres the au

SO BASICALLY the players are called Keepers of the Tree (or just Keepers). this one may change. and Cube is basically their dad. dilf/j I MEAN I MEAN I MEAN I MEAN WHAT

A N Y W A Y S

so the Keepers are called Square, Triangle, Pentagon and Circle (basic i know✌️😔i might come up with actual names for them sooner or later tho)

and here's the kicker.

CIRCLE IS BLIXER (aka The Boss™)

so basically UH OH Circle went rogue and decided to become evil and creates an infection using the Tree of Life, one that turns anything and everything pink

thankfully the Tree doesn't turn (yet <3 maybe), and Circle gets driven out BUT NOT BEFORE HE TURNS HIMSELF PINK!!!!!!

Circle is angy. he renames himself to Blixer, to disassociate himself from the other Keepers

everybody is sad asf for a while and a few years pass, Circle/Blixer shows up and goes "HEY BITCHES. time to pink the place lol" (that line is a /ref IF YOU KNOW WHAT ITS FROM ILY/P)

and so the Keepers (now just Square, Triangle and Pentagon) have to go and beat the shit outta their brother😢😢and Cube comes with bc ofc he does

yada yada yada. sometime while fighting an infected Triangle gets hit and gets infected themself and later becomes Barracuda

so Square and Pentagon gotta fight an infected Triangle (Barracuda), and they end up de-infecting him and thats how they realize HEY!! we can de-infect people holy shit

and so they meet Lycan, who falls into the pinksauce BC OF FUCKIN COURSE HE DOES. idiot/j (affectionate)

Square, Triangle and Pentagon fight Lycanthropy and then travel to a few places before they end up fighting Circle (and Cube gets infected like right before rhat whoopsie)

idk man. Circle may or may not die in the end

and this is all i got so far 😭

IDK IF THIS LINES UP WITH THE GAME I STILL GOTTA STUDY THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BITCH BEFORE I MAKE THINGS OFFICIAL SOME OF THESE ARE JUST CONCEPTS I SWEAR

oh yeah and im debating making Lycanthropy's name Lycan Thropy/hj first name Lycan. last name Thropy. bc i think rhat would be funny as shit

(pronouns of all the chars mentioned:

Cube: he/they

Square: they/she

Triangle/Barracuda: any pronouns

Pentagon: they/them

Circle/Blixer: he/him

Lycanthropy: he/him)

[copsecore]

My Thoughts About Hot Boi Summer ‘23:

CW/TW: i will be non-specifically AND specifically referencing at least semi-nsfw content so please dont read if that doesn’t fly with you in any way, please be responsible!

[PSA: THIS IS MY OWN OPINION OKAY - AND I MEAN NONE OF IT WITH ANY MALICE - TY]

DAVID:

Holy shit what the fuck this was Amazing (im referencing the poll on this post because erik did the results on stream, so yeah). David was in my top three picks for the poll and I was gutted that he didn’t seem to get very high - but i think that’s coz it was the first video, so maybe people had forgotten about it/it wasn’t as much in the forefront of the majority’s minds by the time the poll was released. Pretty much no negative thoughts.

VINCENT:

WE NEED MORE CUTE 7/11 DATES OKAY PLEASE ITS SO SWEET. Ofc the snack puns coming in Clutch ugh i loved those. My only issue (“issue”) was literally the same as why i wasn’t over the moon when sam was voted for the ba (sue me. i liked it anyway) and that was just that we had a vincent one a few months ago, and also a pretty pre-sexual vid after that. Also the fact that lovely literally grabbed his junk in semi-(hah, pun)public, but it’s the anti-PDA in me that disliked that part, so feel free to ignore it!

AVIOR:

Also in my top picks!!! I was a tad gutted when we didn’t get his. Saw a lot of posts begging for people to vote for it because yk him n starlight have been in literal Hell for years and therefore they deserve some smut time. Super cute vid, “A Romantic Night” is totally the right descriptor for it and also AYO WHIMPERY AVIOR??? YES. sorry ahem it’s the demons.

GAVIN:

It was so good. The premise of getting a more subby gavin? chef’s kiss, more please. everything about it was good and i WISH the ba had been how i expected it to go, but we aren’t here for my criticisms of That, so whatever. It links back to an old non-canon Huxley preview vid that was taken from us (RIP) when the channel lost loads of vids, or at least thats what it reminded me of, with the whole BBQ-and-somewhat-sexual-teasing aspect it was amazing and i would like to see more switch-esque gav in the future (*manifesting*)

LASKO:

Not too much to say considering I started this post as a way to lightly complain about the poll results, and Lasky wasn’t on the poll, obviously. Regardless, I’m glad this video went the way it did, I think we’ve seen a lot of lasko being quick to jump the proverbial gun in the last few years, with his non-canon vids, and hooking up with gavin, etc, so it was nice to see him break away from that and ask to move slower coz hell yeah dude, progress and growth!! and i think it shows how much he wants the relationship to be more natural, and not racing ahead, even if he does in part want that - it was sweet as hell.

ELLIOTT (ft. The Dragon):

I gotta say it right off the bat that i just found the video on the more boring end. *POLICE SIRENS BLARING IN THE BACKGROUND* AH FUCK-

I’m just not overly surprised that i think Eli got some of the lowest results on the poll, I enjoyed the video, and i liked it (this will be a recurring statement) but i just didn’t like it As Much. Lots of people (including me, ngl) wanted more of the dragon - but erik’s not about to do weird fantasy not-fully-bestiality-esque stuff guys - and i’m pretty sure I only liked it coz cmon it’s erik doing another hot voice, im gonna be down horrendous BUT NOT FOR AN ACTUAL DRAGON. i am Not donkey from Shrek. And yeah, i know Eli’s powers can be kinda limiting with what they can bring to the (pun not intended) sex-table, but does all of his spicy stuff have to be in a Dreamscape? idk.

ASHER:

My Second Favourite Hands Down. How people picked Sam over riding Ash in the front seat of a rental, i’ll never understand /lh the horn may make me jump every time, but it’s okay, there’s repentance in the tongue kissing, and i stand by that, it was the best bit (or one of the best bits), No Criticisms (except Ash please don’t have sex in a RENTAL. wait until you get to a bedroom at least PLEASE-)

GUY:

Again, i liked it but not as much. I love Guy, he’s one of my favourites, i can’t really say why i didn’t like this video as much as I normally would, maybe the concept just wasn’t rolling with me as well - the whole idea of post-concert seemed vaguely random, but you could argue that about all of these, so it doesn’t count. did anyone else see this or was it just me, coz if it is then i will quietly wave my flag of solidarity from my hole in the ground where nobody can see it.

ANTON:

I voted Anton. It was the sadness with the feelings and the horniness spicyness towards the end, ugh I loved it, Anton come home from war soon please (im terrified he might die because despite everything, nothing Death Related had happened in project meridian yet, and let’s face it, it’s gonna.) - it was nice seeing a different but also soothing take on the “your lover is leaving for an indefinite amount of time” thing, and how it changed in comparison to James’ video on it. Anton deserved the continuation okay. No aggression though.

SAM:

This is where I might get more argumentative because I was so disappointed that Sam won the poll, even though I love sammy. It seemed slightly out of character?? with everything we know about Sam, it just seems so unlikely that he would go to a club, let alone start getting, uh, “busy” n shit while at one. he’s not a big fan of PDA because of his past, in my opinion, and i think overall he’s very private, so the setting and stuff just seemed out of place, it would’ve made more sense for Milo’s or smth to be set there - but hell I can’t tell erik how to write his own characters lmao - and still, the ba was Great. with a capital G.

MILO:

I fell asleep listening to this the first couple of times, which says a lot already. The sensual massage trope has been used as a gateway to presumably spicy off-screen things before (Aaron’s HBW ‘21, Asher’s HBS ‘22) but idky it wasn’t hitting as well as it normally does, maybe it’s wearing thin on my brain. ofc it’s redacted content so i’m gonna eat it up like it’s ass (crude but true) but i listened to it through without falling asleep and was like “yeah it’s good, i like it, but also eh,,,” - like i mentioned, it would’ve made more sense to me if Milo’s and Sam’s were swapped around - anyone agree?

CONCLUSION:

as always, all the videos were really good, and despite whatever came across through this post, overall, i enjoyed all of them, so please don’t take this as a criticism towards erik or any of his work, trust me, i absolutely adore it - i say it every time, but every time it’s worth saying, and also please don’t cancel me. this was a really long post, so a lot of people probably won’t read it, so if you made it this far; well done! have a star 🌟- don’t be afraid to leave any agreements or disagreements in the notes, i love discussing stuff with people! thanks for reading

[catcze]

being silly with kazuha :(( this brainrot is making me cry i want him to be happy

and imagine if you realise he absolutely adores tickling you so one day you end up saying some shit like "even if i call you names when you tickle me you can do it whenever you want if it makes you happy >:c" and he has this soft look on his face because a a a a a a a a a a

You and me both anon 🥺🫶 Mans deserves JOY 😭

HE WOULD BE SO 😭 SOFT ‼️ If u say that shit to him :(( like idk he might not even say anything for a bit he'd just stare at u thinking holy shit what'd i do to DESERVE 🥺 before just bringing u into a hug like ajksdnjas and ofc he ruins (/lh) the hug by tickling you juast as you were getting relaxed HASKDAJ

[yyuuraii]

michael is roasting the shit out of the dsmp infrastructures is my new favorite thing ever, he complains about how he gets lost very often and now he swears to build roads connecting to every significant builds to get there faster + he’ll finally remember where shits are. 

and ofc my favorite quote from that stream is:

“SMPlive was shit but we had standards”

[cinnamonellele]

ranboo you absolute fucker

[aoshihugs]

anon requested:

tokimitsu my beloved

⤿ ‘x reader’ hcs

⤿ warnings: swearing, mentions of anxiety/nervousness

❥ yall are the prime example of taking things slow

❥ it’s not that he doesn’t appreciate your affection, nor that he isn’t affectionate himself

❥ he is! most definitely!

❥ he’s just not used to receiving it (or really giving it, for that matter)

❥ at all

❥ no prior romantic experience, and no strong friendships either (before meeting some of the blue lock guys ofc)

❥ he also wants to make sure you’re comfortable with affection and stuff, but is too intimidated by the thought of you rejecting him so he just doesn’t ask lmaoo

❥ poor guy, help him out pls

❥ start off by holding his hand or giving him a cute nickname

❥ i’m personally a fan of “toki”

❥ be patient !! ease him into physical affection with cheek kisses in private before trying it out in public

❥ once he gets more comfortable receiving your affections, he’ll hesitantly reciprocate!! it may not seem like much at first, especially to others that know yall are together, but he’s definitely trying!!

❥ give him praise and encouragement pls, he canonically just wants someone to tell him that he’s perfect the way he is, plus he deserves it!!

❥ no matter how long yall have been together, he’ll never stop getting visibly flustered when you hug him or show any pda

❥ blushing tokimitsu is probably your lockscreen (and homescreen tbh) bc holy shit he’s so

❥ 💓💗💘💕💝💖💕💞💘💓💖💕💝💗

❥ yk?

❥ big on sweets, but specifically cakes and other baked goods

❥ loves food dates!! specifically a bakery enthusiast

❥ no but seriously, ask him about any bakery in your area, he probably has the menus memorized

❥ will internally combust if you offer to share a cake slice

❥ would ascend to the astral plane if you attempt to feed him

❥ off the same spoon you just ate from???

❥ THAT’S AN INDIRECT KISS ????1!?1!1?!!

❥ at-home dates where yall bake together? the domestic vibes are off the wall

❥ not big on giving you nicknames because they fluster him more than you, but appreciates any that you give him

❥ maybe, eventually, he could get used to calling you “honey”

❥ absolutely hates it (/lh) if you’re the type to jokingly call him the worst, cheesiest names

❥ wtf is a “snugglemuffin” ?? stop laughing at him, he’s so done with you

❥ damn toki really said “stop simping” huh

❥ …no! anyways.

❥ naturally nervous boy, but is significantly comforted by your presence

❥ believe it or not, despite how flustered he gets by the simplest touch, your affections are very soothing for him

❥ when he get’s all worked up and overthinking, hold his face in your hands and remind him to breathe

❥ really likes your voice, talking him down from his stronger anxiety attacks has been very effective

❥ dumbest sappiest smile on his face if you’re the type to shower him in affections

❥ melts if you kiss his nose

❥ can’t make eye contact so he opts to close his eyes and let you hold him

❥ probably gets a little emotional ngl

❥ genuinely doesn’t see what you see in him, and probably thinks you’re out of his league

❥ no! stop that! bad toki!

❥ i doubt he’s ever been shown this much love and pure adoration in his life

❥ give him reassurance and daily affirmations and love pls

❥ can we talk about how built he is for a sec because wtf

❥ he canonically goes to the gym when he’s bored i- go with him lmaooo

❥ compliment his physique!! he’ll be a tomato for the rest of the day if you tell him how attractive he is

❥ listen to his rambles!! he’s used to people tuning him out or just shutting him down when he gets into sharing his interests

❥ it means a lot to him if you show genuine interest in him and what he likes, and make an effort to get to know him better

❥ always the attentive listener, yall remember during the second selection when aryu was asking him about his football trivia knowledge? and he was nodding with his eyes wide? yeah that’s him whenever you’re talking lol

❥ kinda comical, very endearing

❥ would be so conflicted if you wanted to play a casual game of football/soccer with him

❥ on one hand, you’re showing interest!!

❥ on the other, what if you get hurt?!?!

❥ no matter how athletic you are, he’s still gonna worry about you

❥ yet his mind goes blank when he tries to ask you

❥ is so?? unsure of himself?? when he tries to ask you on a date??

❥ he’d already have the whole thing planned in his head: the location(s), time, food, all of it

❥ stutters a bit, flush creeping up his neck, blinking and looking around to avoid eye contact, hands fisted in his pockets or clasped behind his back

❥ “s-so! if you’re free this weekend… uhm- would you like to- uh- go… to… movieswithme?”

❥ say yes.

❥ *tiny inhale of surprise*

❥ (as if you would turn him down? yeah right)

❥ “oh, cool! um- so i was thinking — if you’re okay with it — we could stop by that one café after and-“ blah blah blah we get it you’re cute stfu

❥ so in love with you bro he probably gets those cartoon heart eyes

❥ yk that one copypasta? hold on-

❥ *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

❥ but not to that extreme… maybe internally

[astrxealis]

ayo friends ... please perceive him /lh <3

[ceiling-painted-white]

could you write hcs about sal and his s/o getting all touchy in his room an then larry walks in on them s second before they get down

OK SO IM ASSUMING "before they get down" MEANS "before they participate in sexual intercourse" (pls why did i have to word it like that) I HOPE IM CORRECT ABT THIS

(TeaInTragedy if youre reading this, no tf youre not /lh) 

CONTENT WARNING: slight nsfw/suggestive stuff, not a sex scene though, i think like three swear words? 

larry walking in on sal and his s/o playing tongue tango (pls i feel too awkward to sAY MAKING OUT) - gn!reader

✧ sal is definitely not one for PDA ever

✧ he just doesnt wanna see too touchy and affectionate in public because it makes him kinda uncomfy to have other people see personal stuff like that 

✧ in private tho,

✧ he’s touchy and clingy

✧ in a good way ofc

✧ (he’s so cute pls)

✧ you guys had invited larry over to hang out and were waiting for him in sal’s room

✧ sal was playing on his gearboy while sitting in your lap bc he’s ✨small ✨

✧ you were just cuddling or something and then it started escalating 

✧ since he’s comfortable with you, he would probably have his prosthetic off 

✧ you start kissing 😏

✧ sal just forgets about his game smh smh 

✧ gamer bf vibes /hj 

✧ very intimate and sweet experience 

✧ (at first i wasn’t gonna go into detail bc my friend is probably gonna see this but hes just gonna have to deal with reading a sal make-out scene)

✧ its so cute, you guys telling each other how much you love each other and exchanging compliments in-between kisses 

✧ (i just want him to be happy 🥺)

✧ it’s getting pretty passionate and heated uh, 

✧ you take his shirt off, completing forgetting that your friend is supposed to be showing up any minute now 

✧ he reaches to take your jacket off and moves to start taking your shirt off too when 

✧ “hoLY FUCKING SHIT-” 

✧ yep, our man larry has just arrived and made his presence know in a very dramatic way

✧ you and your boyfriend jump away from each other, embarrassed as shit 

✧ larry is definitely the kind of person to tease the hell out of you for seeing that 

✧it becomes a long running inside joke and gets dubbed as “the unspoken event” 

✧ literally any time larry comes into a room and sees you and sal were alone together he says something along the lines of “thank god you guys stopped earlier this time” or “wow, didn’t know you two could be alone without sucking each others faces off”

✧ ofc if you guys actually were uncomfortable with him bringing it up he would just pretend it didnt happen 

✧ you and sal never forget to lock the door after that, though 

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I just find it astonishing that his fans have the audacity to claim team lh are the problem, that we as a fandom are the ones actively causing the arguments, but the reality is shit like this? I have never seen ANY TRUE TEAM LH members (ofc there are renegades but we as a collective don’t claim them) go and SEARCH OUT Lewis hate for an argument, but these peeps really out here trying to find things THAT ARENT EVEN ACTUALLY HATING ON THEIR CLOWN and blowing it up? GET A LIFE PEOPLE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Same like what even.... it makes no sense. If I see Lewis hate on social media, or by team principles or by f1 media, I make post about how wrong the racism and vile toxicity towards him is on my own blog and move on. I do not and never will look up anti Lewis posts on here or call out anyone directly. Makes zero sense to me. That's just inviting negativity into your life unnecessarily. But mv fans literally stalk blogs. Even blogs that don't tag the guy just to play some kind of weird victimhood. It's disgusting. Like you said anon, get a life. Hot damn.

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Tag your mutuals!

Cute one

Hot one

Wholesome one

Horny one

Would help you hide a body after you kill your physics teacher by stabbing them in the eye one

OOH 've always wanted to do one of these! thank you anon!

cute one - my tumblr children @always-bi-myself-shield-edition and @askmydanganronpaandbaldiocs are very cute (/p ofc) and must be protected.

hot one - @beetlesimp love yourself bitch >:( /hj /nm

wholesome one - easy!! @mod-sonia-writes-stuff bc they're the most wholesome thing on the planet like holy shit

horny one - my platonic wife @lust-the-patches-simp no contest /lh /j

would help you hide a body after you kill your physics teacher by stabbing them in the eye one - @make-things-make-sense but @going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi would drive the getaway car tbh