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[iamthepulta]

Morgan: You cannot comprehend the feats of Correspondence I am about to accomplish.

Lizzie, comprehending easily: You cheated the Clockwork Sun at physiology.

[cliffandthekid-archive]

@wardogxicarus replied to your post “💀”:

“Lower your voice.”

​If she had something on hand to throw, he would absolutely be getting hit in the head right about now.

[keikakudori]

"Babygirl-sama~" Gin told him to do it. [Arrancar!Renji]

❝ . . . ❞ There's a moment of silence. A very, very long moment, allowed to stretch out and begin edging into uncomfortable as eyes of rich brown rest upon the redhead, staring at him without even a remote flicker of expression. ❝ Pardon me, Abarai-kun. I need to go speak with Gin. ❞ Because this? This has Gin written all over it. ( What the hell does that mean anyways? )

[toointojoelmiller]

better than drugs

[passiunclepaltry]

if golbetty is really omnipotent and whatnot . she woulda giggled

[aestophobia]

being aroace and also a picky eater is just a constant stream of "well how do you know you won't like it if you never try it"

[yourangle-yuordevil]

what if we flirted at the gentlemen club 😳 (and we were both flirting) 😞❤️😞Discreet Gentlemen's Club

[phoenixshallrise]

Can nobody see nuance on this site? Yes, Neil Gaiman is a famous author who has, surprise surprise, just been accused of horrible and awful things. “Burn his books” “if you watch good omens you support genocide”. The world is not black and white. Let’s look at the facts:

Neil Gaiman is very rich, very famous, and a very cishet guy

Neil Gaiman is very vocal about his support of transgender people

Neil Gaiman fingered his son’s 22-year-old Nanny when he was 61, when they were in a legal sexual relationship

The journalist who broke the news is a transphobic radfem and the sister of Boris Johnson

The podcast discussing this story with the is very anti-BDSM (something very much present in the relationship between Neil and the first victim)

Texts and emails between Neil and Scarlet (one of the women) were expressions of mutual sexual desire/enjoyment

The two women said they were both in their twenties when the respective sexual relationships began, with Neil several decades their senior (61 with Scarlet and mid-forties with K)

The victims have accused Neil Gaiman of raping them via digital penetration and have shared very similar stories

You are not a horrible person for still liking Neil Gaiman media. Stop telling people to burn their copy of good omens. Stop telling people that reading the Sandman means they support genocide. Stop turning this into a chance to spread antizionism. Stop trying to get David and Michael to speak on this. You don’t know anything except what has been written. You do not have the moral high ground.

Take a deep breath and get off of tumblr.

Go touch grass.

(edited because of wording)

(please see my other post where I reblogged with more info)

[voidfishing]

“you’re so cringe!”

[magnusbae]

listen now :')

[demigods-posts]

imagine the whiplash of seeing percy and annabeth being affectionate with each other around camp after watching them beat around the bush for four years. you see annabeth working on her blueprints or some shit. and percy walks over to her from the nearby field. you're fully prepared to see them skirt around their feelings like usual. and then get taken aback when annabeth flirts with him like she enjoys watching the tide in his eyes change color. so captivated by the sea she'd willingly drown in. and percy just smiles and blushes, and stares at her with love in his eyes, not even daring to hide it. he kisses her on the mouth afterward like it's as easy as breathing and says something about meeting by the lake after the campfire. and you just have to reevaluate your outlook on life over the next few weeks.

[persephinae]

[duty-calls-for-booty]

PSA to all CoD writers

[bakedbeanz]

I call it mind eraser, no chaser at all (On permanent leave of everything) Law abiding, dick riding, fun police, leave us alone (Dulling the edge of a razor blade) What does it mean when the knife and the hand are your own?

[heavenbarnes]

Not sure you hear of blue collar au.

But Simon retiring doing like woodwork or mechanic and something heavy duty work like it his second job.

Messy,sweating and just all man with that smell.

i’m a simple girl- i see a blue collar man (my partner) and i go fucking insane

once he retires from service, your older bf!simon still wants to keep busy so he picks up shifts down the road at the mechanics.

he knows the owner well and that means he knows what simon’s like- that’s all to say he leaves simon alone and lets him work.

it’s perfect.

so you send him off in the morning, fixing his coveralls and kissing his cheek. he’s even gripping the brown paper bag you’ve packed his lunch into.

he spends most of his days with his head under the bonnet of a car or on his back fixing the undercarriage.

he comes home with grease up to his elbows and sweat soaking through the fabric of his singlet.

he’s perfect.

he doesn’t really get it at first, the way you virtually leap at him the moment he comes through the door. he doesn’t want to get his greasy hands on your pretty clothes or skin.

but you’re gripping the fabric where his coveralls are hanging round his waist and pulling him down so you can get your tongue in his mouth.

he manages to get two seconds to wash his hands before he’s picking you up and placing you in his lap.

“what’s this about, huh?”

your nose runs along the side of his neck, he can hear the deep breath you take in as you press your face into the hairs of his chest.

“m’pretty fuckin’ sweaty, sweet’art”

he doesn’t miss the way your hips twitch against his, your tongue licking a thick stripe up between his pecs.

“i know”

all of a sudden, simon knows too- and he fucking groans when he pulls you flush into his lap. you can feel the hard line of him pressed between your thighs.

“dirty lil’ thing you are”

[tapakah0]