#/unsanitary

[cutelootsuit]

red guy please please please wear a hair net when you cook

[a-concert-just-for-me]

First day of spEd assisting went pretty well, all things considered. I am exhausted though. Lots and lots of chasing around kids. Hopefully once we get their routine established, they will learn to stay in one area at a time and have less trouble with transitions.

Fun fact: I also have the kids’ verbal stimming stuck in my head on loop, so that’s fun 😅 (It’s a constant stream “mmmmmmmm” and a “it’s a farm animal!!” going on in my brain 😖)

[royalbuffoons]

constipated. , , . , ,, :,(

[ms-demeanor]

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

[surskip]

this is killing me

[areyouafraid]

i think i have a uti. ive never had one before so this would be my first. Thank you 2024

[puff-the-bunny]

PLEASE SETTLE A DEBATE.

*It would be from someone else, another human, and it would be on you in at least a semi-direct way, including at least part of your clothes. Pick.

E: MORE CONTEXT IN THE NOTES, YOU ANIMALS!

E.2: ... You know what? Nevermind. This post is my bastard now. Who even cares LMFAO

[linktoo-doodles]

new dish dropped

[shrimplovercat]

farcille shippers are on a different level

[shiftythrifting]

free

[kangals]

friendly advice from vetmed: I know that when your animal has an infection that is generating a lot of discharge, you want to describe that to the veterinarian, because it’s a concerning sign. that is true. I also know that the most common word for this type of discharge is “pus,” so it’s logical that that’s the word that you’ll use when describing what’s going on. and in English, we often add a “-y” when we’re using a word as a descriptor.

but. the word. the word you are looking for. is purulent.

please stop sending in messages telling the doctor that your dog has a “pussy wound.”

[mraskilaasan]

looking for recipes so i can find out what to do with the four potatoes i spontaneously purchased when grocery shopping and then getting worried i might make something bad and then laughing when i remembered one of my all time favorite reddit posts + phrase i think about and vocal stim with all the time because of it

[cemeterything]

while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.

[bedupolker]

Eating too much medically pure ketamine can give you a tummy ache

[briarpatch-kids]

Wearing diapers, needing a bed pad (chux) or wearing underwear liners for incontinence is actually way more common than a lot of people think. When I started having to wear them, it was really stressful and upsetting until a lot of other people in my life were like "hey, I use those too!"

So if you're having accidents, leaking, having too much moisture, whatever the case may be, try incontinence products. They're totally normal and a part of a lot of people's lives. It's such a relief to not worry about having an accident, you deserve that feeling too.