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[aromantisk-fagforening]

Sometimes I randomly remember a dream - or realize something in the back of my mind was a dream as I'm waking up fully - and just go like huh, wait what.

I be having dreams that seem like horror movies (e.g. body horror/gore, note: I don't watch horror films/series), or just random stuff burning (my pencil case once), or just everyone disrespecting me, falling into water (has actually happened irl, like unintentionally, it was fine, but stressful)

[ouppey]

wheee

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[skipppppy]

Broke: Giovanni is Ash's father

Woke: Giovanni has mistakenly believed Ash was his hookup mistake for like a decade and is about to get the surprise of the century seeing that not only are they not related, but the employee he fired a few years ago for being too stupid is now living with him and being a more active father than he was

[fosliie]

The end result of my own reckless impulsivity

[goatfellaa]

Of course I had to draw this. It was a must

[nazumichi]

the joys of a keychain (wow! little object) vs the fears of a keychain (What If It Vanishes)

[fluentisonus]

☞ THUS

[emmeriex]

girls when they remember that sally named percy after the only greek hero with a happy ending and beryl named jason after a hero who died alone and unhappy to appease a wrathful goddess.

[sweatermuppet]

terfs really show their asses when they tell you HRT is gonna make you bald/fat/disabled/etc. i thought radical feminism included breaking down & defying conventional beauty standards queen what happened

[chaos-has-theories]

A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.

[aromantisk-fagforening]

I would love to make polls about card games, but I don't know how universal any card game nor any English names for most of the ones I play

card games of course being the games that use the standard deck of cards, with spades, clover, hearts and diamond and Ace, King, Queen, Jack and 10 to 2.

I'm talking about multiplayer games, not solitaire games.

an attempt of a list of card games:

idioten (the idiot). (you have 3 + 3 + 3 cards and want to get rid of your cards as fast as possible, rules vary a lot different places & families)

spardame (queen of spades). (kinda like hearts?).

vri åtte (twist eight). (kinda like Uno, but you switch color with eight)

Cames (this one sounds English idk, it's a place right?). (team game, try to get four identical cards, signal to your teammate and if they identify it you get a point)

hopp i havet (literally: jump into the ocean, English equivalent: Go Fish). (big pile of cards, try to get four identical cards by asking for a card you have, the one who is asked has to give it to you, if they don't have it you get a card from the ocean (big pile), the one who does that the most wins, requires 3+ people)

presidenten (the president). (I'm pretty sure this is originally from elsewhere and pretty popular, especially concidering Norway never has had a president)

edit: grisen (the pig). (you try to get four identical cards, everyone has 4 cards and a fifth one gets passed around, you signal when you have four identical and the last player to signal gets a letter (g - r - i - s), when you have all the letters you're out, 3+ players. the signal is grabbing the table with only the thumb visible)

edit: boble (bubble). (the pig except the signal is different, you blow air into your cheeks to make them big.)

edit: krig (war). (each player has equal amounts of cards, no cards remain. you can't look at them, you just turn them mindlessly and the one with the higher number wins those cards. if you have the same card you put down three cards with the backsides up, and you put down a fourth one frontside up showing the value, highest wins like before and if you win you win all 9 or 15 cards (1x or 2x doubles).)

edit: lyveren/jugeren/løgneren (the liar). (you put down cards with the backsides up, and you say what they are, people can try to call you out when you're bluffing/lying, you try to get rid of your cards). I know this one exists elsewhere because I've seen it, I don't, however, know it's English name.

edit: a site with some rules (in Norwegian, but you have translation tools)

you can reply or reblog this or send asks if you wanna be anonymous or whatever and tell me (1) if you've heard of any of these (and if so which one(s)!), and (2) about any card games that fit my definition that you play

I might make a poll, but won't here since I want to be able to edit this lol.

[blorbosinmyheadcentral]

Supervised Machine Learning

[danidoodels]

They're twins your honor

[officialspec]

can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

[doydoune]

oh to be a rookie attorney in France in love with the bitchy prosecutor next door