#<- I'm really normal trust trust/j+silly

[spiderwebd]

(continuimng from last ask/answer) i understand it though, to be fair

but also as a boombox kin who draws boombox frequently i am now afraid to post him because i do not want to fuel your possible addiction /lhj /nsrs /aff

No noo you should DEFINITELY post them I think it would REALLY funny and REALLY silly if you did I think it would just be PEAK comedy just absolutely PEAK comedy uh huh yep absolutely /silly+nf

[the-s1lly-corner]

TADC cast x short and fluffy reader? (Maybe the reader has an extra fluffy tail)

TADC cast x short and fluffy!reader !

Ooo I wanna make brioche, but I also wanna make macarons... but I also wanna make scones... OOOOOO but I also wanna make butterscotch haystacks (having a crisis) (this is totally unrelated to the ask I just be yappin)

CAINE:

Now to be fair, you didnt specify how short you are so to Caine you're probably just normal sized/j .. absolutely loves your fluff, probably runs his hands through it every chance he gets, regardless of if its hair, feathers, or fur! Since you're on the smaller side he can pro comfortably hold you in his arms while flying around! Loves showing you how the grounds look from above, I think!

No thoughts only Caine taking you up to fly over the grounds while its nighttime and you see all the lights down below and everything looks so pretty!!

He wont drop you I promise

POMNI:

You're normal sized in her eyes/j

Keeps her hands to herself but if you offer to let her pet your tail! Good stress relief, I think! Pomni never really initiates it before you offer, though, since she doesnt really want to invade your personal bubble

Please communicate with her that it's fine and it's not something you mind!

RAGATHA:

Occasional pets! She kind of lies somewhere between pomni and jax in terms of how much shes going to pet you without any prompting! More so a head pats person than a tail.. stuff?? Trust me the "tail stuff" makes more sense when you read jax's part..! Doesnt make fun of you for your height, i just cant see ragatha doing that. I was originally gonna say she would make petnames for you based on it, but I'm not actually sure she would.. has probably made bows and stuff for your tail!

JAX:

(Bumping my fists on the table) jax fidget hc jax fidget hc !!!!! Messes with your tail when its within reach; usually just messing with the fur or lightly bapping it around and watching it instinctively move around in response! He would already tease you for being shorter than him... but if you're actually below the average height (or at least, the average within the digital world) then hes gonna lean really into it! Makes a show of getting something down for you, probably overstretches himself and gets on his tip tops to sell the point (he, of course, not needing to do any of thst thanks to his height)

KINGER:

The "how to talk to short people" meme but hes on the incorrect side by crouching down to your height/j he doesnt mean anything rude by it..! Sometimes likes to mess with your tail by petting the fur when you guys cuddle inside the pillow fort! Honestly I can see him with a fidgeting habit, too, like jax! But I think his is less intense and he has a little more restraint.. that said once you give him the go ahead hes gonna be constantly petting your tail if it's long enough

ZOOBLE:

(Watches your tail swish around) "oh... cool.."

Zooble doesn't exactly feel this way or that about your tail, however I will say you extra fluff makes cuddling with them more enjoyable since they look like they're made of hard plastic (Zooble I'm sorry I love you)

Probably lightly teases you for your height; not to the extent jax does it but they probably let out a flat "haah.. short.." when you briefly struggle with something non important

GANGLE:

Short person x person who can (physically and emotionally) be knocked down easily; you guys both have your own struggles/j

Would never ever in a million years make any mean comments on your height, and this includes teasing and nicknames; she doesn't have the heart to even lightly poke fun at you

Petting can be a little weird, since gangle doesnt exactly.. have hands.. I mean she does, but they're like the ends of ribbon; she doesnt have palms or fingers, nor can she put the most force behind her touches (at least that's my personal hc, she doesnt strike me as someone who's. Strong... or even proportionally strengthed? Idk shes ribbon)

Very silly she loves it when your tail starts swishing around when you see her!!

[1moreff-creator]

DRDT - Milgram AU: T1 "Voice Reveal" Lines

Hey there! Back at it with this AU. I figured if I'm going to commit to the bit, I might as well commit fully. At the start of every Trial, Milgram gives a sneak peak at some of the lines which will appear in the VDs, combined with "glitchy" lines which relate to their murder. So I'm doing that too! Keep in mind this is not professional in the slightest, so exact wording might change between now and when I actually post the VDs. Especially since it's been a while since I rewatched DRDT so the wording could feel a bit off. Anyways, here we go!

Implied DRDT spoilers and heavy themes. Again not affiliated with either of the series

Btw I'm using crossed out text for aesthetics but there will be a transcript at the bottom if you have trouble reading that.

01- "Levi Fontana, a pleasure"

"Yes, I am a murderer"

"I can't bring myself to pretend to be sorry for what I did"

"I suppose I should watch the other prisoners to learn how normal murderers should handle themselves"

...

I know you didn't want this, but it had to be done

02- "Arturo Giles"

"Ugh. Do I really have to be judged by someone this ugly?"

"I'll have you know, I've never murdered anyone"

[Whispering] "I mean, there is... no, no, that wasn't my fault"

...

How was I meant to know?! Even if she's dead because of what I did, it's not my fault!

03- "My name is David Chiem"

"It seems there's been a mistake. But don't worry! I won't hold it against you"

"Mistakes can be corrected. It's not difficult to change, as long as you're willing to!"

"I try to be as positive as I can, since I know there's a lot of people that don't get the privilege"

...

AGH! CAN YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT, YOU PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE?!

04- "Yo! Whit Young, nice to meet you!

"Are you really sure everyone here is a murderer?"

"That's wack"

"I don't remember doing anything suspicious! Yesterday was normal, the day before that was normal, the day before that... the day before that..."

...

My mom's really amazing! I love her a lot. I would do anything for her

05- "Tch. Ace Markey"

"You wanna fight?! Wait, fuck, you probably have weapons, don't you?! Shit, don't get any closer!"

"You think I'm a murderer?! Horseshit!"

"Get off your fucking high horse!"

...

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, shit shit shit, FUCK!

06- "Uhm... Nico... Hakobyan"

"I'm- I'm really sorry!"

"You're pretty weird"

"Ah! I'm sorry! Don't get mad at me!"

...

Why should I own up for the mistakes that someone else made?!

07- "J Moreno"

"What do you people really want? Ransom money? There's no way you're doing this just because you want to 'judge our sins' or whatever bullshit you're saying"

"Don't make me laugh. Find evidence I killed anyone, and then we can talk about murder"

"Do you really think you're going to understand everything I've been through, just with a silly little song? How arrogant are you?!"

...

What happened to her was nothing short of a tragedy. Sorry, but I will make no further comment

08- "Mmmm... Rose Lacroix"

"zzzzz"

"Ah, yeah. I killed someone"

"This really isn't that bad. At least I can paint here"

...

I wonder if I can be happy now

09- "H-Hu Jing"

"I know what I did was unforgivable..."

"I really am selfish... I'm scared of receiving the punishment I deserve"

"Please Forgive me!"

...

Wake up! Please! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

10- "My name is Veronika Grebenshchikova!"

"If you don't mind, can you choose not to Forgive me?"

"Death sounds boring. I'd rather stay alive if you don't mind!"

"To Forgive what I did... it would be denying everything I believe about my life..."

...

[Cackling laughter, which trails off with a wheeze] I really am a monster...

11- "Arei Naegishi!"

"Pfft! God, you're pathetic!"

"Why the hell are we even here? How could anyone be stupid enough to do anything but Forgive me?"

"Are you really that much of an idiot?!"

...

WHO'S THE WEAK ONE NOW, HUH?!

12- "Uhm... Eden Tobisa..."

"Even when things are looking down, we just have to try our best, and trust each other!"

"I... I never wanted anyone to die!"

"Es... why are you doing this?"

...

Wh- What have you done?!

13- "Min Jeung"

"This is ludicrous. How are we meant to expect a fair judgement when your 'justice' is determind by one person's whims and biases?"

"When an institution is non-functional, it is highly illogical to indiscriminately tear it down. Improving the basis already in place is by far the most constructive way to conduct progress"

"There is no country in the world where I would be judged a murderer. To say one single prison has the authority to decide that I am is a flagrant display of vanity"

...

The condition has been met. There is no need for further intervention

14- "Alexander Matthews. Just call me Xander"

"Don't you see how broken this entire system is?! What makes you think you hold a monopoly over morality, huh?! What gives you the right to Forgive or Not Forgive?!"

"When something is rotten, you throw it away. It's the same with this twisted place!"

"...Warden?"

...

Ah... haha... I did it... You all can finally rest

15- "Charles Cuevas"

"I was hoping the Warden would be competent, at least, but clearly I was a fool to think that could ever be the case"

"Are you stupid?!"

"Warden... Es... I have a request"

...

Hgk...- Ack! ... Kch[sharp inhale]

16- "Teruko Tawaki"

"Are you okay?"

"You don't need to know anything about my crimes. I'm unforgivable. That's all you need, right?"

"If you can find a way to do it... Just kill me"

...

... [sigh] Why did I ever get my hopes up?

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And there we go! Hope they weren't too ooc! Keep in mind different backstories could lead to slightly different personalities; this AU is canon-adjacent, not really canon-compliant. Levi's first trial is coming soon! Hope you enjoyed!

Huh? Secret message? Whatever are you talking about?

Here's the transcript of the glitchy lines:

01 - Levi: I know you didn't want this, but it had to be done

02 - Arturo: How was I meant to know?! Even if she's dead because of what I did, it's not my fault!

03 - David: AGH! CAN YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT, YOU PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE?!

04 - Whit: My mom's really amazing! I love her a lot. I would do anything for her

05 - Ace: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, shit shit shit, FUCK!

06 - Nico: Why should I own up for the mistakes that someone else made?!

(Yes it's just the secret quote on their page sue me it's a cool line)

07 - J: What happened to her was nothing short of a tragedy. Sorry, but I will make no further comment

08 - Rose: I wonder if I can be happy now

09 - Hu: Wake up! Please! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

10 - Veronika: [Cackling laughter, which trails off with a wheeze] I really am a monster...

11 - Arei: WHO'S THE WEAK ONE NOW, HUH?!

12 - Eden: Wh- What have you done?!

13 - Min: The condition has been met. There is no need for further intervention

14 - Xander: Ah... haha... I did it... You all can finally rest...

15 - Charles: Hgk... Ack! ... Kch[sharp inhale]

16 - Teruko: ... [sigh] Why did I ever get my hopes up?

[red-velvet-0w0]

INTRO POST

Im just a silly little person with an ocean obsession who lives in your phone.

My names are Erin/Eris/Eve/Jess/Red (Erin or Eris is preferred, but I'm fine with any of them)

She/They preferred, but you can call me anything so long as it is NOT he/him (on the same note, if you call me man/dude/bro/guy I will flood your house)

Im a minor (17 years old), and am trans and a Massive Lesbian

proud Californian 😎🇺🇸🦅 (or at least as proud as you can be of california because dear god this state and this country is an absolute joke but hey its better than florida right? at least is some aspects?) (/j /lh)

If you're a terf, a homophobe, or a pedophile: go away please okay? Otherwise pretty much anybody is welcome here so long as you arent hurting anybody

Im an artist, animator, and a game designer (i have a youtube and an itch.io page but neither of them have much on them) (im uh. not quite as good at finishing projects as i am at starting them)

I have an alt account @red-gamedev-0w0 which is where i post about games im working on.

my DMs, asks, and anons are always open if you wanna be silly, and honestly it really makes my day when i get a message. only rules are no anon hate (if you send me any anon hate i will either just delete the message or mock you, you wont actualy make me feel sad so dont bother) and no being horny (unless we know each other and thats how we interact, or unless you send me a message saying "hey im going to say something that might be horny to you if youre comfortable" as a heads up)

I have a silly little OC universe, please please please please please ask me to infodump to you about them please I am begging you.

I AM VERY STRONGLY AGAINST AI ART. (and just. generative AI in general) (yes that includes chat gpt and character AI)

I am... incredibly normal about the ocean. I have healthy and reasonable emotions I feel when i think about it. dont question why "erins ocean posting" is one of my most used tags its totaly healthy trust me (is it a religious thing? a sexual thing? a gender thing? you will literaly never know)

The fandoms im in are: Tiger Tiger, Aurora Webcomic, The Mechanisms, Life Series, Hermitcraft, Mineraft, Marble Hornets, Terraria, Hollow Knight, Celeste, Hades, Camp Here And There, Murder Drones, The Magnus Podcasts, Epic the Musical, Hello From the Hallowoods, Witherburn After School News, Dont Hug Me Im Scared, The Locked Tomb, Hatchetfield, Centaurworld, Amphibia, Epithet Erased, Kid Vampire, and Bigtop Burger (+ a few more but those are the ones you'll see the most of) (Red means highly likely to post about it, purlple means very unlikely to post about it often)

#1 Killers fan (their best album is Sams Town and the best song is Bones and thats a fact)

I really, really hate Dantes Inferno and the Sierpinski triangle

Id love to be friends, enemies, or really anything in between if you let me.

Tags I use (in case you want to block them):

#erins cryptic ramblings (generic tag)

#erins ocean posting (for ocean related posts)

#axe and erins dnd bullshit (for when im talking about dnd with one of my mutuals)

#the forever day (my OCs)

#erin answers asks (self explanitory)

#erin talks about life /#erin rants about life (also self explanitory)

#erins tumblr ad saga (my compilation of all the worst ads this hellsite has to offer)

And that’s about it!

Nice to meet you!

[codajaiden]

I don't get the gist of Nightbow (Rainbow Steve x Nightmare) like, how does that work??

(warning I might rant so much y'all would explode, correct me if I'm wrong tho)

"enemies to lovers!" No. Lemme clear this up for you

Nightmare and Rainbow were created to kill each other, hate each other's guts, there is no conversation or part in SS or RQ where they went and be normal people talking to each other and stuff (not that I can think of anyways)

"for fun" I don't care if it's for fun, sure it's funny but like????? How is it y'all's favourite????

I'm someone who likes to go insane just watching plot, WHILE YES, STEVE SAGA WAS JUST A RANDOM STEVE SERIES AND WAS VERY RANDOM WHEN IT COMES TO PLOT, ITS SILLY, ITS RANDOM

But y'all are like "I can fix them", there is nothing to fix???? they are literally people wanting to kill each other and that is their goal.

Oh and let's not forget, I have my eyes on the people who write in Wattpad, don't think I have not seen their "freaky" writing at all.

It's not only Nightbow at least, I see the people here who ship Rainbow and Void together, same thing, but if we're talking SS then there was still no good interaction of them both to be on the level of actually being good friends. Still, Wattpad people are freaky about them too.

This can be implied to Favremyrainbow ig, but to me it's very bland and boring. I admit I did in fact ship them, but as time passed I just stopped because it was so cringe 💀💀

I don't want to be mean and rude when it comes to this but it bugs me every time.

Okay the only thing I can counter this is Alux x Petro.

Petro and Alux are basically Anna and Hanz in Frozen, gaslighting and manipulation exist but dynamic and trust are important. There is communication towards the two that leads into something in the plot.

Nightbow has none of that, they hate each other's guts. People say they can fix them, nah, with Palux you can make them worse (/j) HEJWJEJWJSJA

"Petro and Alux's entire dynamic is mainly built off of manipulation" YES but thats on Petro's side. Most people ship it due to it being tragic on Alux's side because everyone in this fandom likes doomed mlm i guess (I'm one of those people but again the plot reasons goes on for both of their dynamic)

"But he stabbed him" YES. I have not seen a single person who ships them currently its mainly a one sided ship. For alux its built off genuine love and care for Petro, knowing he's the only REAL connection in his life. The people who ship them (from what I've seen) mainly do it for tragedy and narrative purposes. no one is actually here WANTING alux to be stabbed and abused

And for Petro it adds much more conflict to his character if you add like any romance to him. like, loving the person your meant to kill and killing them anyways is a really interesting narrative plot idea. Its also really funny tbh but oh well.

Narratively it adds more to their characters as long as you dont romantize it and treat it like it'd be healthy especially at this point in the story.

This is literally doomed Yaoi (it's funny I wanna say that) and it works so well because of how they were narratively written this way towards each other. This cooked better than some enemy wanting to, excuse my language, have freaky SHIZ going on with the Hero 💀

Okay I'm done with my ranting I'm sorry for the people who like Nightbow but I'm sharing what I'm saying and y'all are gonna respect it and not be problematic. I feel like I should not be on the internet for a good while late and night this is how freaky I get when it's past midnight lmao

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT ENDORA FL? :3c I WILL DELIVER~

So I tend to ignore a lot of canon sometimes whenever I indulge in my silly thoughts and it's kinda ironic for me but… Let's say somehow Childe and Foul Legacy are separated beings later on in life, and FL is like Endora! A smol, floating lidol moth bebbi <3 ofc he can still shift forms to his huge scary og form but it's usually when he's fighting others :p

Imagine his dynamic with Childe… But most importantly imagine having this floating abysmal creechur being all softtt and chirping around you~ istg Childe would probably get jealous once or twice because of this constant attention FL is giving you.

The day you and Childe gave him a slice of lemon to lick or bite is the day he cannot trust either of you for such a sin, how dare you both trick him into doing this... Childe will suffer for laughing at him, but you might not suffer as much. /lh + j it's like giving a baby lemon and seeing the look on its face kJHDFV

There's so much FL concepts in my brain I'm extremely normal about Foul Legacy. cLEARLY-

- 🩹 Anon !

you 🤝 me being SO normal about Foul Legacy. y'all have to believe us we swear we're normal :)

now imagine, if you will, the first time Childe brings home this small, floating Foul Legacy. he tucks him in his shirt to hide him from everyone as he hurries home, still debating whether he should show Legacy to you at all- only for the Abyssal creature to poke his head out when he hears you call out, zooming towards the sound of your voice and crashing into your shoulder with a delighted chirp. Childe runs into the room and almost dies from embarrassment when he sees Foul Legacy snuggling in your arms, but you're overjoyed with your new fuzzy friend!! he loves following you around the house, either floating next to you or sitting on your shoulder, lightly messing with your hair and letting out adorable peeps and squeaks. Childe's a bit jealous really- better reassure him with a tight hug and some kisses <3

and YES, the fateful day you and Childe trick him into munching a slice of lemon will go down in your respective histories- Foul Legacy squeals and screeches in disgust, pawing at his tongue as dismayed whines slip from his maw. he glares at you, then Childe, and promptly flies over and buries his face in your hair to sulk, his little claws gripping the fabric of your shirt. you pat his back, letting out an apologetic laugh, but he simply huffs and refuses to look at either of you- he'll forgive YOU soon enough, because he loves you, but he can see Childe grinning mischievously, like he plans on giving him more lemons!!

Childe ends up with a few bites that day

[garbagechocolate]

*cracks knuckles.* hello there. tis i, mystery mutual

I would send without anon but… I’m a coward. forever and always </3

I’ve seen through your posts that recently, you haven’t been doing the best (it’s normal, that happens, I’ve felt the same), and I’ve been thinking on and off about another /pos attack. (idk whether or not you want my two cents. if not you can delete this)

as someone who has a horrendous sleep schedule, sleep. hypocritical of me? honestly yeah... but better sleep can help with your mood/ feeling down. better sleep does a lot of things. also, take a break! time for yourself offline! it doesn’t have to be a super long, several month hiatus (unless you want to do so), but even a few minutes offline can help. social media is stupid and stressful, but nature is cool. I am a professional nature appreciator. you can trust me on this one

additionally, as a appreciator of your art (not a professional, but we’re getting there) don’t stress yourself out over your stuff! you do not owe your followers! maybe I’m a little biased (I am very biased) but I think your silly doodles are very neat. anyone who doesn’t think so is a fake fan /j

drink water (sip sip), stretch regularly while drawing/ on the computer. do not be like me. or else /lh

(this long, rambly ask was less of a /pos attack and more me going TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF 🫵)

have a good day/night. I should probably go to bed

ANON I JUST

You made me CRY what is WRONG WITH YOU /lh

Thank you I just

I'm not really good with words so that's all I can really say

[beloved-brynn]

*pokes you*

Brynryn, hi hello, how are youuu?

Anyway, since you asked me abt who i ship my mutuals with, i wanna ask you something as well! >:D

What (two or more) characteristics do you personally like about yourself and your mutuals? You can either just say it, explain it, or anything really lol

About myself: I have a love-hate relationship with my grit. Mostly because I know I was born talentless in all aspects (no exaggeration), so every creative endeavor I have is 99% hardwork. And no, my parents don't have writing or drawing skills. I don't need to explain how my mom only knows how to draw "v" birds or how my dad isn't great at English. Absolute shame on them. (jk I love my family, I wish I could just pass my lifespan to hem HAHAHA). So when all hardwork fails, I feel like absolute shit. Second thing probably is my faith. I think I wouldn't be here if I didn't have some level of trust with the universe overall. The rest of me is garbage tho lmao. If I'm an otome game character, I'm 100% the beloved and beloathed trash husbando /srs.

About @leftdestiny-posts: I'm not sure I'd ever encounter an internet mutual like them ever again, and I think their appreciation for life and bluntness/straightforwardness is something to be admired. They're traits I don't have. Shiro and I are very very different people, and I'm not sure why there was a miracle that made us meet lol.

About @a-dose-of-phitre and @estellxli: longest friends I have. I really admire their creativity and skill, and if you want me to be honest, I know full well I'm left behind in those departments. If you know me irl, I'm not exactly the most affectionate person so I'd rather keep this part brief haha. Though, a small addition, I admire estella's communication skills and assertiveness a ton and I wish I had a bit more of Phitre's endearing charm and mannerisms (and height-). I'm super stiff lol.

About @navxry: Probably communication skills as well? When we met, they talked continuously. As much as I know I'm an extrovert and thrive off social energy, I think something in me is holding me back to being as vocal as they are. They also seem to have an abundance of energy. Ahh. Youth. /j

About @mixed-kester: i wish i am surviving engineering as much as she has i wanna quit can i quit also how does she pick colors sht is unfair i always have to open up google chrome to— //hjjjj

About @jessamine-rose: she already knows about my fashion sense or lack thereof, so let's talk about something else. I greatly enjoy her writing style because I know it's not something I'd pull off. Her sentence structures doesn't become verbose, they're incredibly succinct— enough to lead you along. Other than that, probably the way she bounces ideas spontaneously. I wish she sleeps right tho HAHAHA /silly

About @vennnnn-diagram: I probably pestered them too much about how normal people work honestly. I lack social skills so learning about stuff from them makes me feel a bit more knowledgeable without any visible judgement from them. So yeah, add that as one out of two. The second one? Their music skills. I hate learning instruments. I don't know why. I tried plenty. I suck plenty. Everyone in my family are great at playing except me. They're the Bruno Mars to my gambling addiction. WAIT WHY DOES SOUND LIKE THE WORST PICKUP LINE KN EXISTENCE HAHAHAHAHA

About @stardust-for-your-soul: i wish i can write fluff i wish i can write romantic things why can't i think of romantic genshin men headcanons why'd it always have to end in murder— oh and also, I love her prose. Chryseis can turn the mundane to something that oozes with beauty, and I think that romanticism is wonderful.

About @lucienbarkbark: i absolutely do not agree with your love for dazai /silly but I do admire estorea's unapologetic nature. Hell yeah bestie fricking read thag 300000+ chaptered story 😭😭😭 /gen. I find it a challenge to sit down and read nowadays huhu. Also, I like how warm she is to talk to, we haven't DMed much but it feels so hospitable (?) whenever she send fic links. Wish I was more like that. Also, thank you for the oda fics, soldier.

About @meimeimeirin: when mei put the kamisato siblings in a kin tier once (unless memory fails me), i remember silently agreeing so much. She has that "I got most my life together" vibe and I do wish I have that. She's also very open to talking about what she loves, she doesn't hide her affections and it's something I very much look up to if you've seen the things I've written so far lol. I love how vocal she is with appreciating what she has, including some new drinks she tasted, her parents' loving relationship, it's just sweet. The teashop aesthetic definitely suites her vibe. She just seems so... Elegant? Can't be me, I need to cause a mess /silly

About y o u: well first off if I get to have your hands for a day, you'd find weird ass drawings of blonde men on your drawing software. Second, I like your vibes a ton. It hits different. It fluctuates from absolutely chill to saying lowkey out of pocket things and I might be getting gaslit to thinking you're not at all the latter /j

[bug-decal-kissing]

Hey friends!

A new work, un ultimo deseo by ManuDohi, was published today, with 1/? Chapters released! It has a rating of General Audiences and Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, and No Archive Warnings Apply, with the additional tag "Alternate Universe - Medieval"

You can read it here:

SPOOKY KNIGHT SCARAB YEAAAAAAH !!!!!! KILL PEOPLE !!!!/silly As cool as Prismo's escape was, loudly bragging about it IN PUBLIC was his first mistake/j. I love that he only teleports away when he's almost about to get murdered, they're both so dumb <3

A new work, Yeah youve kissed but have you ever torn into someone (intimately) ? by time_woods, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "cosmic gore? is that a thing? if so then that, they kiss thats it really, Oneshot, side story (this happens way later in the plot but ima just put it out here now), suggestive? sorta?, theyre just learning about themselves, they were at a masquerade thing prior (still are), this concept is to much to explain just trust me on this, Adventure Time AU, chasing stars au"

You can read it here:

YESSSS SHRED HIM TO PIECES IN A ROMANTIC MANNER/j Lookit this knight with his big murder knife claws isn't he wonderful <333 THEY'RE BEING SOFT EVEN AS CARMINE SINKS HIS TALONS INTO SĪDUS YESSSSS !!!

Wrath of the Wishmaster, by Void_Ink_Studios, was updated today, with 15/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Scarab has identity issues, Orbo is the worst, Prismo gets mad, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Torture, Chronic Pain, Scarab has Chronic Pain, Established Relationship, Reminiscing, Backstory, Filling in gaps in the worldbuilding, Worldbuilding, Head cannon nonsense: GO!, Original Character(s), Minor Original Character(s), Implied Sexual Content, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Suicidal Thoughts, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Grief/Mourning, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Non-Graphic Violence, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD"

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Screaming crying throwing myself onto the floor over Cricket/pos. My poor boy. My poor little man all Scarab wanted was normal, and he could never get it; his home stopped being home, and he had nowhere else to go :,[ I'm going to punt Orbo like a football

NSFW works are below the cut :].

A new work, A Little Piece of You by phoenixash234flames, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Scarabs first wish reality, Prismo proudly showing it off and praising it"

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Cosmic Owl knows/silly. They are so in love with each other it is going to make me cry/pos IS THERE NO GREATER DECLARATION OF LOVE THAN PUTTING YOUR BELOVED IN THE UNIVERSE YOU MADE ? I am on the ground wailing, I love them !!!

Nirmata, by DatWheatleyBoi, was updated today, with 10/15 Chapters released! It has a rating of Mature and Graphic Depictions of Violence, with additional tags "Post-Canon, Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, Character Study, Prohibitedwish is real, Action/Adventure, Detectives, Slow Romance, Adventure time but for gods, Trauma, Psychological Trauma, Mild Gore, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Character Death"

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GET PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORMENTED YOU BUG FREAK/j Scarab's reaction to learning Prismo and Betty were planning this the WHOLE TIME made me want to bite the both of them; they backstabbed my poor, poor boy </3 AND THEN NIGHTMO JUMPSCARE !!! MORE NIGHTMO CONTENT :] I wailed in agony at the cliffhanger YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME/silly/pos

A new work, Out-Of-Body Experience by TJade, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Smut, Masturbation, Non-Human Genitalia, Voyeurism, Somnophilia, kind of? IDK"

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Oh no, the Prismo horniness is contagious/j Getting nasty with your physical body while in a dream state a very cool paradox I never thought I would encounter, but here we are/pos/silly.

[idyllic-affections]

🌻 god. furina. u see i am a big fan of furina. i love and adore her and she is sooo hated sometimes by people that genuinely dont even actually read the story!! or they do but choose to ignore things on purpose which i mean is a common thing in the genshin fandom 😇😇

but i saw a twitter post being like oh furina is not a perfect archon and she has flaws (which i can stand actually!! everyone has flaws its okay) but the same person then said how shes not doing anything with the prophecy...?????????

she is. neuvillette himself said that she IS trying and come on i dont think he would lie about it. she herself said that shes trying to do something about it but she cant tell yet— and yk what i choose to believe her!! even if she has actual nothing to save fontaine, i know she is trying to find it anyway. there is more depth to her character than some people think and it hurts me to see ppl ignore it

and yeah they took arlecchinos word over neuvillettes which is 😁😁😁😁😁 oh come on guys i know half of the fandom has a crush on her and everyone loves characters like her, but that is no reason to believe her. Her!! arlecchino!! a fatui harbinger!! u guys u dont go around and trust a harbinger u barely know 🙄🙄🙄 even tho i too love her

in conclusion will defend venti AND furina with my whole heart and life 💖

THIS IS SOOO COMMON IN THE GENSHIN FANDOM AND IT DRIVES ME INSANE. god. i have such a good example of this. this post. i should be normal about baizhu, i shouldn't be this annoyed because of a misunderstanding about a fictional character, but i am, and asker clearly did not read his lore!!!! he's been nothing but kind to her!!!!!! just because he doesn't love her THE MOST doesn't mean he doesn't LOVE HER!!!!!! i hate when people don't understand character nuances. it's so. ugh. Please. i purposefully refuse to hate on a character who i know nothing about because i cannot make a good judgement unless i know what the fuck i'm talking about yk.....

"furina is not a perfect archon!!!!" .....did we play the same game /lh because NONE of the archons are perfect????? girl?!?!?!?! look at ei?????? zhongli????? nahida???????? not venti though, he could never do any wrong, he IS a perfect archon 🫶🫶🫶 (/j of course AJWHSJGANFHF). but in all seriousness, are any of the archons "perfect"? all of those people have been through immense trauma and shit. none of them are perfect. some of them aren't even that good. is that not what makes them compelling? is that not what makes the archons really seem like gods of their people, like humans? is that not what creates a deep form of understanding so intimate that it's uncomfortable, because really, who's to say you wouldn't do or be the same way if you were in their situations??

i always believed she was doing something and that people were just genuinely lying about her being useless. idc. i wholeheartedly believe she is doing her best. she seems so... genuine. in every clip i've seen of her, i don't see a liar or a manipulator. i think she's silly. and genuine. she has feelings. god forbid a woman have feelings and needs. god forbid a woman do ANYTHING, and i'm completely serious about that. i'm not being funny. i saw your second ask, and you're right! if she was a dude people would love her. but oh no!! she's a dramatic woman!!!! how dare she have feelings!!!!

NOOO YOU'RE SO RIGHT. LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! i love arlecchino as much as the next person but ummmm that's a fatui harbinger dear. that is one of the most dangerous people on teyvat. that is someone who not one but TWO former or current fatui harbingers describe as someone who would literally BETRAY ANYONE IF IT WOULD BENEFIT HER??? A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING, IN THE WANDERER'S WORDS. HELLO. i would not trust a thing she says LMAO love her.... but..... um. Hello.

[honeybeekao]

top 10 enstars

im gonna take this as meaning characters just know im giggling at this

1. rei - who's surprised? no one. his aura is alluring if youre not ritsu so i think im justified. also im mentally ill and he's mentally ill and ive decided we're mentally ill together. vampires with back pain and gay tendencies unite. he's such a kind creature there's so much love in his heart, and i wanna hug him!! i think people should pull him out of his coffin more, if only to make sure he's alright because god can he isolate. if you get me started on how rei feels about himself i'll start sobbing, he doesnt feel human due to being placed on the highest pedestal and othered his entire childhood and i just want him to feel worthy of love. also need him to recognize the love HE feels is real and not evil and he's not evil and OUGDHDHZJ rei's so sweet he's my favorite weirdo, i love him

2. oh god okay Madara - i actually cant pick between him and kaoru sometimes so these two are interchangeable. i think madara's like the most interesting character ever, theres something wrong with him BUT it isnt in the way that /he/ thinks. he isnt a monster and i think he deserves to be held gently. also he needs to wear a wedding dress and more flowy sleeves in my opinion he's sooo pretty he's beautiful he's gorgeous. his whole outlook on religion being disdain and sorrow is understandable, i think the conversation with kanata where kanata says "you cant say such things, you need to respect it even if it isnt real. because it's real to them" - i think it's a little profound. he doesnt wanna respect something predatory and dangerous and life threatening, not to mention the worst thing of all, it hurt KANATA. which madara will never forgivw or respect. fuck you fish cult

3. kaoruuuuuu - i adore kaoru my aro babygirl my lovely poor sad little man, do you think if someone asked to take a selfie with him he'd get flustered? i think so. actually just boosting his ego would be fun because you know he's so pathetic IM NORMAL ABOUT KAORU I SWEAR okay Okay i think he's really sweet and deserves the world. he's oblivious and that's okay. also i need him to fix izumi for me because im not doing that (yes i am but dont tell him or izumi) date plan is like my favorite story, i love his conversation with rei soooo much. he's a little gay. (he's very gay) kaoru doesnt understand girls he should talk to arashi. also transfem kaoru fandom where are youu

4. chiaki - sweetie lovely "only enstars character with morals" my wonderful little hero boy, i dont think i need any justification if you dont like chiaki i don't trust you /j. he makes me feel so many emotions, i think everything he's done is so impressive because at a point he was Terrified that he couldn't do anything that he reeeaaally wanted to do. but he got there, eventually. scrimbly of a guy, he's so silly i totally believe he ends up in the hospital every month and kanata scolds him for it . and kaoru tsks at him for it and they both love him this is what i'm saying. ryuseitai as a unit are here too because i adore them all with my entire heart

5. rinne - never thought he'd be here but i'm also glad he is despite his attitude flaws. he's a bitch and i love him!! he's fucking ridiculous sometimes like i love that it's canon he's pretended to be walking a runway because of his FS outfit. also his ways of getting things to work, while insane and good god why would you do that, it makes him so interesting. i cant believe this man exists in the enstars universe he's like an anomaly to me (oh did i mention he also has the "im not human" issue? all of my blorbos are ill) he's pretty. dont tell him that. or do, see what happens he probably needs to hear it. he feels he's disappointed hiiro already and so he avoids him which also makes me unbelievably sad. please hug your little brother he misses you. i promise you didn't disappoint anyone!!!

6. izumi - i joke that he's my problematic fav but i think what happened here is he has the perfectionism illness that leads to self destruction and mean approach to loving others. and i understand this on a level due to people in my life, i think he deserves a caring hand and should also get shoved a couple times. like once a year. i got obsessed with ironic blue and i Never went back im not sorry. ALSO HE'S SO EASY TO BOTHER i think kaoru should challenge him to more shit it's incredibly entertaining, those two <3 there's something wrong with him and He knows it and Everyone knows it, No One here is acknowledging it though!

7. kohaku - I LOVE KOHAKU he's so funny he's like an oddball but isnt an oddball and it's because he fucking grew up on the internet! i love that he treats his 2 units like a day and night job umm DOES HE EVER SLEEP? dear enstars dear cospro, he's 15 that isn't healthy. he makes me sad because he's still a kid and will continue to sorta be a kid because of growing up in such a Way. being locked away by your assassin family cannot do anything good for your mental health. i'm glad he has companions though, and i'm sure he at least has fun in idol stuff. how the fuck does he deal with rinne AND madara daily? i think i'd die. dealing with them in my head is already a nightmare sometimes /affection

8. keito - picking these is not difficult actually im having fun. KEITO HASUMI'S MY POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW dear god i look at him in any given moment and go Awwwww........ 😰 i love him so much. how can you be so stuck up yet So prone to causing problems. it's so fucking funny he's a little embarrassing and i think is very easy to mess with. madara says he's taking kuro away to be a solo unit and keito flips his shit he feels SO betrayed, this poor guy. i would say he's gullible, but that one's more on the sense of He doesnt trust madara at all and can totally envision that being the truth, hey madara at least one person thinks youre capable!! <3 keito's so normal and so very unhinged all at once, i love his glasses and his intertwining story with eichi and rei, i love his unit. akatsuki my beloveds i really like all 3 of them dearly

9. ritsu - oh ritsu dear ritsu you make me so sad i dont know what to do with myself. he can't stand change because it feels like loss to him, cough cough thisll happen when your brother is gone cough, but his home in knights is everything. he's sooo smart and i love when he's content and happy. just chilling out, he deserves it and i think him sharing that with others is really sweet. i think ritsu should take more shared naps with people, all of knights should nap more!! especially tsukasa. him and mao are insane to me i havent looked into them too much so you arent getting analysis, but mao's very obviously important to him

10. natsume - i love this witch boy with all my heart, probably just as much as i love the transmasc hc for him. i think he's a fucking genius, i think he's gonna dominate the world with his powers, i think he's insane but he's too little to be scary. also war era makes me Cry, the other oddballs were protecting him from as much of the evil as possible, sobs weeps hits the pavement. switch are very important to me.. i Love natsume's design they outdid themselves when creating him, coolest hair Ever..i think he should've had fangs though. Give natsume fangs and a trans flag thank u

honorable mentions!!

kanata, arashi, niki, mayoi, hinata, souma, hokke, shinobu

[chickenparm]

Trust the Process (Jericho/Reader)

this came from an anonymous benefactor. i think their words were, "woe, fish be upon ye"

this one is a two-fer with an extra little drabble at the end. anyway it's really cute, a total departure from the filth i'm normally spewing. enjoy!

Jericho/Reader 2,013 Words + 568 Words - SFW Fluff, Pre-Established Relationship, Cooking Dinner Together <3

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When you’d first met him, never would you have thought it’d be like this. 

Jericho cuts an imposing figure - tall, broad, rows of sharp teeth, and a voice that positively booms when he gets just a little too excited. It happens more often than not, considering his boisterous nature, and that’s what drew you into his stand in the first place. 

What kept you coming back were the jokes he’d crack that not many people understand thanks to the dialect he uses. The extra portions he’d drop in your bowl at no cost, the time you’d stumbled in and asked for ice for your face right after you’d been mugged just a block down the street. 

That night had been interesting. Jericho had been enraged, the whole stand shaking with the baritones of his voice as he all but demanded who did that to you, while simultaneously holding a frozen bag of mystery meat to the swelling on your cheekbone. The dichotomy had startled you at first - the anger mixed with the tenderness - and that’s when the first inklings of something silly had started to bloom. 

And then, like a wildfire, you were engulfed in too many feelings about this monolith of a man. Not one to beat around the bush, you tugged him down to you by the goatee and kissed him. It’s something you laugh at now, considering it was more of your lips pressing against his teeth, the gold one slick beneath your touch, but it got the message across rather nicely, you think. 

Considering you come home to him every night, sprawl across the bulk of his stomach as you sleep, wake up to the humming noises that come from his chest as he sleeps. It’s like a song, almost mournful in a way, and when you asked about why, Jericho gave you a shrug and a wider smile than usual. It’s just the way he is, you suppose. Vastayans are impossible to categorize with their unique characteristics.

Still, in the early morning hours, long before he’s due to wake and go downstairs to the food stand in front of your shared home, you let him cradle you as he sings. Whether it’s on purpose or not, you cherish it just the same, just as you covet every other part of Jericho. 

This evening, you’re not home quite yet. Instead, you’re coming back from the grocer, a paper bag clutched in one hand and a knife in the other. It’s a habit now, to protect yourself after what’d happened before. While it’d been the catalyst to bring you together, it wasn’t a particularly happy memory in itself. 

The bag, steadily soaking through thanks to its contents being on the slimier side, is clenched tighter in your hand. Just a bit further and then you can pass it off to Jericho for the dinner the two of you are supposed to be making together. He’d been exceptionally excited when the grocer sent word that a particular cut of meat he’d ordered had arrived, and all but pushed you out the door to go get it while he closed up the shop. 

If you’d known it was going to smell like this, you would’ve put your foot down. Maybe that’s why you feel safer tonight - no one’s going to approach you while you smell like rotting kelp and vaguely of dumpster sludge. Jericho always tells you to trust the process, but you’re not sure how he’s going to make a masterpiece out of something like this. 

Have faith, you chide yourself as your keys jingle, the door unlocking for you to come home. The wide door shuts behind you, echoing through the apartment in a way that tells of your arrival, but you shout into the home anyway, “I’m home, J!”

The rambling of his vocalizations comes from the kitchen, likely already preparing what he needs to turn this foul mass into something palatable. When you step over the threshold into the kitchen, he’s turned around and grinning, a cleaver in one hand and flowers in the other. They’re fresh, and you have to pull your lips between your teeth tightly to keep them from wobbling. 

That’s why he made you go get this. 

His greeting shakes the rafters above, so ecstatic that you’d think you were gone for weeks instead of less than an hour. Those flowers are thrust out toward you, and you toss the bag onto the counter in favor of taking them with both hands, a sort of reverence coming across your features as you take in their scent. 

Flowers aren’t common down here, and you spare a wonder on how he managed to get them. Then it dissipates as he grins down at you, obviously proud at the gift he’s given, and you all but throw yourself around him in an effort to show your gratitude. Only one hand is needed to hold you to him, and he secures you across your back with his palm as you dangle from his impossibly broad shoulders.

“You’re so sweet, J,” It’s mumbled into his chest, your head having rolled forward to press a kiss right at his sternum. The odd feeling of two heartbeats, one under each of your arms, nearly shakes your whole body as he holds you tighter before letting you slide down to the floor. As your heels hit the floor, so too do his lips hit the top of your head in a kiss of his own. 

For good measure, he shakes his head back and forth like he’s really gotta get that kiss smushed in there and mess your hair up at the same time. Laughter peals from you as you swat him halfheartedly, both of you knowing it’s got no real conviction behind it but he stands straight anyway to point his cleaver at the meat. 

Dinner time, you realize after putting the flowers away. Instead of helping like you expect, you’re instead relegated to supervising thanks to Jericho easily picking you up and placing your backside on the counter a respectable distance from where he’s about to work. Thankful for not having to handle it directly, you still ask about the meat, “What is it?”

Though it smells awful to you, Jericho nearly inhales it as he opens the bag and jams his nose in there. No kisses for him until he washes his face, you decide. It takes a moment for him to get himself back to rights before he explains while dumping it out onto a plastic cutting board. 

It’s unidentifiable. Really, it’s just a slimy purple mass that has no distinguishable features, but somehow Jericho knows exactly which pieces to shear off with that cleaver and which should be saved. Hammerjaw Eel, is what he calls it, and when you ask about the smell Jericho simply grins. 

No explanation comes, and that’s how you know it’d likely put you off the dish altogether. You don’t ask again. Instead, you pull your legs up to sit cross-legged and take charge of an easier part of prep - peeling potatoes into a garbage can just off the side of the counter. This is something you can do, a job you recognize and almost relish in its simplicity. Jericho can handle the rest, as easy as breathing even as he asks about your day and listens to you ramble about anything and everything. 

For someone so talkative, Jericho’s an exceedingly good listener. There’s a lot of information in that head of his, thanks to that skill, and sometimes you worry that it might get him in trouble. You’ve voiced that before, but he only waves you off with a massive hand and tells you that he’s too valuable to certain parties to be in any real danger. 

You hope that’s true, for your own sake at least. It’s concerning how quickly you’ve grown attached to him over the months, but you don’t shy away from it like you should. Instead you hop down to the sink, scrub the starchiness from your hands, and say, “I love you.”

The kiss that smacks against the side of your head nearly ricochets you away, but you brace yourself in time for him to grumble his own version of the endearment against your cheek. Then, he has the audacity to blow a raspberry against your face and it sends you into a fit of laughter and retaliation that doesn’t affect him like it does you. And it makes your face wet. It smells like that meat.

The rafters above are more than tall enough to accommodate the extra height when you use the counter to boost yourself to sit on his shoulders as he looms over the stove. The meat’s cooked low and slow, just enough to get the internal temperature up before he sears the outside of a surprisingly good looking steak-like cut. One of his arms crosses his chest, putting itself between the stove and your legs that hold you upright - a way to protect you from splatters, you realize.

The top of his head is smooth, giving you the perfect surface to bend down and prop your chin onto it to watch him work, “And the potatoes?”

Soon, he tells you. When the meat is resting, the potatoes will be handled. That’s fine; While you always hang around him while he cooked, you aren’t a fool enough to think he’d be anything less than determined to do everything himself in the kitchen. There’s a reason no one works at his stall with him, and it’s not just for lack of space - Jericho is simply particular about things, and prefers to do it himself. 

Standards, he calls them, but you think he’s just a little bossy when it comes to his kitchen. 

Eventually there’s too much going on for you to hover over him anymore, and you’re ushered off to the kitchen table to take your significantly smaller chair while waiting for him to finish up and plate the food. Enraptured, you watch him work his magic, blindly grabbing spices and tools as if he’s memorized their position to the exact centimeter. You’re certain that he has, considering his track record.

And then the mystery meat is placed in front of you.

It looks… surprisingly delicious. The smell is completely gone, and in its place is a cut of meat that’s a deep purple with a nice sear on it, and mashed potatoes that are heavily spiced. Your fingers itch to dig in, but you wait for Jericho to settle in with his own before you go for it - and it’s heavenly. It nearly melts on your tongue, and you flop back into your chair with an appreciative groan. 

It’s good, I know, is what Jericho boasts about, and you can’t even bring yourself to deny it as you go back in for a second and third bite, making feeble attempts to slow down and really enjoy every bite like he desperately wants you to. For someone that’s so over-the-top, you’re surprised at the reverence he seems to show his food when he’s making something he’s truly proud of. 

So you humor him as best you can, and indulge in the more subdued, sweeter smile Jericho gives when you look back at him. He hasn’t even touched his, seemingly content to watch you instead, and it makes your heart flutter at the attention. Jericho sits with his cheek on his hand, so much love in his eyes that your very bones warm under the attention. 

The night outside is quiet, the only sound being the occasional laughter that filters through the open window from the bar down the street. It cools the warmth of the kitchen considerably, enough that you’re suddenly struck with the urge to spend the rest of the evening sandwiched between the blankets and the man finally eating across from you. Like he’s truly categorizing every spice he’s used, his eyes close as he eats. 

Again, you’re lovestruck for this man. Trust the process, indeed; What an interesting process it’s been. 

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It’s such an oversight that you’re not sure if it’s on purpose or not. Maybe it’s a stereotype, taught through childhood as the mark of a true chef. Jericho is a true chef though, and while perhaps his food doesn’t always look palatable to those who aren’t used to it, the flavor is where he really shines. 

Whether he wants it or not, this is for your own comfort, you decide. There’s no way he can continue on this way with such a large piece of chef-dom missing from his tool kit. Sure, he’s got the cutting board on his shoulder for his knives, and yes he has the apron, but what he’s really missing is the hat. 

What you don’t realize though, when you slowly make your way home to Jericho, is that the most-likely reason that he doesn’t have one is that they just aren’t made for a cranium that size. It’s something you’d have to have custom made, and while you did put the order in at the tailor, this will have to suffice for now. 

Jericho, like always, positively beams when you step into the food stall and sidle up to one of the stools in the very middle of the counter. It groans under his weight as he leans across to kiss you on the forehead a bit sloppily, a garbled greeting following soon after. You’re home early, that’s what he remarks, and you answer him by simply lifting the bag that holds the consolation prize.

“I got you something. Well, I’m getting you something, but I got this for you in the meantime.”

It’s snatched from your hands fast enough that the handles rip, but it’s in no way heavy enough to fall. Jericho’s hand strains the bag at the seams as he reaches inside, and you realize that it looks even smaller than you remembered as he plucks the hat from the bag. 

With a look of unbridled glee, it’s arranged very carefully on his head, and he gives you such a wide grin that you can see every sharp tooth in that mouth of his. The chef’s hat is comically small, barely big enough for a child’s head, much less a man as massive as Jericho. Yet he seems delighted as he turns his head this way and that for you to observe.

“It’s… a little small.”

It’s perfect, is his answer, loud enough that the condiment bottles on the countertop rattle with the force. It’s decidedly not perfect, but as you spend the rest of your evening keeping him company between customers, not once does he take it off. In fact, if it starts to slip he’ll stop everything he’s doing to rearrange it against the smooth skin of his head. 

The large one will suit him better, but you can’t deny the glow that surrounds him as he shows it off to the regulars that come by. Respectfully, they make no remarks on its size, only give him an enthusiastic thumbs-up around whatever the special order is for the day. It only serves to stoke his pride even more.

When the new hat comes in, you still occasionally will come by and see him wearing the miniature one. Whether he knows it cheers you up or not, you don’t ask, but there’s a knowing little glint in his eye when he turns away to get back to work. 

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

Hi! Could you do whole alphabet for Echo too? I'm so inlove with your Rex one. So soft

A/N: Sorry, I couldn’t find a nicer gif of my boy. Also, REBLOG AND COMMENT IF YOU LIKE THIS! These take just as much time as a drabble or one-shot to finish. Spread the love.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Echo pre and post-Citadel is a cuddler.  He cuddles, and talks, and tries to stay awake for as long as he can, because he doesn’t want to lose a second with you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your legs. King of looking respectfully whenever you wear something with a short hem line. 

Pre-Citadel, he liked his hands.  They’re steady and true.  Not to mention dexterous fingers which you seemed to appreciate.

Post-Citadel, he likes his eyes.  They’re different from before, a bit paler, sunken, but still undeniably human.  He needs to remind himself of that fact every now and again.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Pre-Citadel, he loved cumming inside you. Nothing felt better than the feeling of his cock buried in your cunt as you milked him for all he was worth. He could stay inside you forever. 

Post-Citadel, cumming on his part isn’t really an option, but he be damned if he doesn’t try to make up for it by having you cum again and again.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Wanted to have a three way with you and Fives.  He wasn’t interested in having sex with Fives, rather he wanted to share you with someone he trusted.  He thought about he and Fives taking turns with you until you were sex drunk and covered in each of their cum.

He’d never dare bring this up with you or Fives.  All the same, even post-Citadel, he still thinks about it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not a lot.  He gets nervous around people he’s attracted to and often ends up repeating the last sentence they said on instinct.  Some people find it endearing, but it hasn’t gotten him laid that often.  He’s had sex once, maybe twice before meeting you. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Pre-Citadel, you on top and riding him into the sunset.  Save a horse, ride and ARC Trooper.

Post-Citadel, you laying on your back allowing him a perfect view of your face as he fucks you with a vibrator. Bonus points if you dig your finger nails into his arms until they sting.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s the same both pre and post-Citadel. He puts all his attention on you, but every now something awkward happens. This makes him nervous, which means he rambles and says something that gets you laughing and then him laughing until you’re a mess of giggles. So a sweet balance of tender and silly.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Pre-Citadel, pretty close shaven down there.  He generally tries to keep all things neat and titty and that includes his private parts.

Post-Citadel, well there isn’t anything to worry about.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Pre-Citadel, a nice balance of sweet and tender to just for fun. He called you beautiful every time you were together and tried to show how much he cared.  But, there were times when it was just for fun.  A pleasurable way to spend what limited time with you he could.

Post-Citadel, he’s still sweet and loving, but there’s more of an edge there.  A quiet desperation, as if he’s trying to prove something when you’re together.  The praises come more raggedly and a storm of unspoken emotion takes over him.  It’s more intense.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Pre-Citadel, he didn’t do it that often and honestly a little embarrassed when he did. He can’t help but be paranoid he’s brothers will stumble in on him and he knows the ragging he’ll get if they do.  Plus, it feels...well, a little childish when he knows you’re just a phone call away.  At the very least with phone sex, you’re with him in some way.

Post-Citadel, there’s nothing to jack.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Pre-Citadel: Fuck, he loves it when you call him a good boy.  There’s just something about that little endearment that drives him wild especially with you fucking yourself on his cock like you own it.  Add in some hair pulling and biting and he’s lost. 

So, needless to say, total sub.

Post-Citadel: Still likes to be called good boy, but gets a different kind of satisfaction in pinning you to the bed.  Has started experimenting with tying you to the bedpost and finding that he likes it.  Developing some dom tendencies.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Pre-Citadel; your apartment on Courscant.  Just a little home away from his brothers, completely your own with no chance of either of you having to do the walk of shame and getting shit for it.

Post-Citadel: same thing, but has expanded to his room on the Marauder.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Pre and Post Citadel; seeing you in a short tight skirt giving him a perfect view of your legs and proper framing of your ass. Pair this off with a few dirty words in his ear and he’s checking the clock every five seconds for his shift to end.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Pre-Citadel: Pegging.  You tried it once, he wasn’t into it, moving on.

Post-Citadel: No restraints for him.  Nothing to take away his senses or any kind of agency.  He needs a way out at any given moment.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Pre-Citadel: split right down the middle between giving and receiving.  He was an absolute mess every time you went down on him.  His rambled and groaned and begged until his climax hit him like a train.  He’d be a trembling mess once you were done with him. 

On the other hand, he loved giving. If you decided to ride his face, he was a happy man.  Maybe a little too enthusiastic and messy, but damn if it wasn’t satisfying.

Post-Citadel: It’s all about the giving and his technique has improved considerably.  He has learned how to tease it out, make you squirm and even make a smug remark or two before finally letting you cum. This pacing also will keep him down there for hours.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Pre-Citadel: Fast and enthusiastic.  He wanted to make you feel good, feeling energizing thrill when you were together and that meant wanted to make you cum fast and frequently.

Post-Citadel: He’s more willing to take his time.  He wants to enjoy every second that he can with you and that means slow and steady, absorbing every little twitch and moan your body produces.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Pre-Citadel: More often then you’d think.  He wants to give you what you want, but if you guys ever worked together he feels like he needs to be ready to go at a moments notice.  So that means a lot of quickies in supply closets and empty locker rooms.  It was against regulations, obviously, but he did gets a kind of thrill in breaking the rules with you.

Post-Citadel: Not as much his thing.  He really, really wants to take his time with you and he’s more than willing to wait.  Honestly, seeing you so pent up for him sends it’s own kind of trill down his spine.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Pre and Post-Citadel; He’s willing to experiment.  You guys do your research and properly talk about it before hand, setting boundaries and safe words, if needed.  If there is one thing you guys have always been good at, it’s communicating.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Pre-Citadel: The rounds didn’t last so long (10 to 15 minutes), but he had a great recovery time.  Number of rounds averaged about 2 to 3 per night.

Post-Citadel: Literally as long as you can stand, and maybe a little longer.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Pre and Post Citadel: Plenty of toys and frequently used; vibrators, dildos, handcuffs, cock rings, the works.  If anything post-citadel, the number has expanded.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Pre-Citadel: Terrible at teasing.  Just the worst. Cannot tease to save his life. Needs to give you everything the moment you ask for it.

Post-Citadel: Has learned how to tease and is an asshole about it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Pre and Post-Citadel: Talks a lot during sex.  Rambles about anything and everything that comes to his mind. It’s like a filter has been removed.  It starts as desperate breathy whispers and end with loud declarations and pleading.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Pre-Citadel: He actually considered turning deserter for you.  He never told you or anyone, besides Fives.  But there were moments with you laying quietly in his arms, he wondered what would happen after the war.  He didn’t know if he would have to say in the GAR or if he would be free to leave.  And if he was forced to stay, would he? He couldn’t imagine keeping this up forever; meeting in dark corners, sneaking out to your apartment, as if what you were doing was wrong. If the war ended and the Senate decided to keep them as soldiers, he would leave.  He would leave for you.

Post-Citadel: He still wonders about the war and how it will end.   He wanted to be your husband.  To give you children and a quiet life somewhere warm and safe.  But, given what he was now, normal would never be an option. It eats at him in the dark with you pressed quietly against him.  If he were a selfless man, he’d let you go.  But he won’t.  He can’t. He doesn’t want to.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Pre-Citadel: Standard issue thick clone dick.  Can and will fill you up until you’re bursting at the seams.

Post-Citadel: The dick is gone and the Techno Union did not deem it necessary to get him a replacement one. Technically they do exist, but they’re ridiculously expensive and most won’t sell to Clones.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pre-Citadel: Surprisingly high.  Before he met you, he was convinced he was the horniest virgin in the GAR. So, when you did get together you guys were going at it like rabbits.  Call it years of repression finally letting loose.

Post-Citadel: The drive isn’t what it was, but he still wants to give you pleasure.  More like 2 to 3 times a week as opposed to every night.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Pre and Post-Citadel: Can and will stay awake for as long as he can.  Even if you can see his eyes drooping, he’ll force them open for as long as you’re awake, rambling long into the night.  He wants to be with you as long as he can.

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ahem kpop bias ask. if u want to. onf and onewe… this is my second formal apology 😔💕. onewe is an afterthought i’m really asking for ur top ten jayus things -tt

NDSKJFSKGH it's really not that serious omgg but hehe. i will start with onewe bc i don't need to elaborate too much. i actually don't wanna hand it to him but i'm gonna have to hand it to yonghoon 🙄 ever since i made that post abt how he fits in a venn diagram w jayus & changgu i have come to realise it . truly mental illness. help. but u know what's more mental illness? whatever bullshit i've written under the cut (it's LONG)

i mean for onf ofc we know. we know. BUT i will say all of them are my meow meows & initially i was an emkay boy actually... like at the very beginning. he's a catboy so ofc i was drawn to him but i think the way i approach each onf boy is different & well jayus has to be the closest to what u would call a ' bias ' ... obviously...

that aside... top ten jayus things. hm. well. in no particular order...

- He's So Normal. but he's also not. i say he's normal bc i think he's the most specialest man (parasocial) but i know to some he just looks like a dude... but look... he is the guy. he is capable of being the guy. because he is. the guy. help i actually got attached to capricorn man i don't even know. now ofc if anything were to change my mind on this (ie him turning out to Suck) i will not excuse him he's still a celeb & idk him but for the time being he's my man

- he actually is very nice?? like from what we know of him. as one of the leaders we know the others rely on him & they seem to trust him a lot. he's also shown a lot of care like,, when wyatt lost his mother during byubyu promos i think & kept it to himself to not bring everyone down, but jayus called him asking where he was then brought like... everyone wyatt loved with him to visit him? just thinking about it gets me all misty-eyed. people being considerate just does things to me i'm not immune. it just makes me think the ppl around them are in good hands if they ever need someone to lean on & like augghhgf to be dependable

- honestly a bit obsessed w how relevant his dislike of cucumbers is that it's mentioned in song lyrics. also that's a mood i hate cucumbers so like i get it. every idol who hates cucumbers they just get it... i do find it funny in general how Serious idols who hate cucumbers are about hating cucumbers

- he's fully aware his stage name is peculiar & that's one of my favourite things truly genuinely... "i'm j-us my name is weird" yea the fuck it is!! how did u even come up with that 😭 but look i enjoy calling him jayus so i can't really complain. i don't think i'll ever be on first name terms with him it feels weird to call him seungjun i feel like i'm about to scold him & like . No

- his fashion. is so bad (positive) sometimes. but also he wears light turtlenecks on purpose so like who am i to complain? (i still think his fit for the sukswim dance practice was SO silly though ngl everyone else was #normal and he had his Jacket. he's not normal actually) i feel like i wanna borrow half his wardrobe... i'd cut a chest window into a turtleneck but then not give it back bc it's for Me now i get the chest window fuck off

- this specific pic of him doing the dishes. i've rbed it at least twice u can probably find it on my blog if u look for it but i admit there are a number of jayus pics in my jayus tag... possible u've already seen it though

- okay now onto the more basic things bc i wanted to get the rest out of the way HE'S A FUCKING PERFORMER!!!!! and i'm genuinely upset we don't get to see it that often bc he leaves the floor to the rest of the group & never takes center!! bro!!! post dance covers where ur the only one dancing!! i'm begging u. ur the leader of the performance team but i can never promote u. i have to rb my pinned post endlessly... pls give me more.....

- now this may be bc of conditioning myself. okay. but he's grown to have my favourite vocal tone in onf. i've already described his voice's flavour so i won't repeat it but it's truly like......... i appreciate it a lot i want to hear him sing more. i feel like he's not the type to post song covers which sucks bc he really has a good voice :/ & he's skilled at singing! even the onf members who aren't the vocalists have very good voices & good technique too! i'm sure i'm not the only one who thinks we should hear all of them more. i love more vocal-focused songs bc we get to hear all of them & it's the best thing (also shout out to tion for having my second favourite vocal tone in onf. i guess that's just capricorns for u)

- u would think he's one of those regular kpop dudes who keep their hair colour to like black or brown all the time but NO. he's Different. he's had dark hair quite a few times but we've gotten white hair haven't we? now the blond? we had the black with the red then purple side too... his hair length has never bothered me like i'm not begging him to grow his hair to his ass (although i would like to see it. post enlistment ofc.) he's like not Outwardly So Special but he doesn't seem like the guy who'll stick to what's "normal" if he wants to do smth he'll do it... even if it's little things i def enjoy the um, casual-ness with which he seems to approach most things. i can't know if the hair colours were all his ideas obviously (i doubt tion decided to Go Yellow) but like, see when hwanung went hot pink & mentioned that he had a hard time getting used to it? u never really get that impression from onf in general they all seem to be fine w anything. they're just here to have fun & make bangers

- *heavy sigh* he's so incredibly handsome to me i don't even know what to say......... this is the part where i am, in fact, gay. i really do think he's handsome like idk how to explain it he's so very charming <3 even in his ugly selfies bc obviously they're my favourites. i'm generally not the biggest on fansites for obvious reasons but some of them offer pics w his brows untouched & like. yes. ❤ tbh i'm sad about enlistment but also seeing him with brows again is probably gonna make me very happy so... i'll take it. (but also idk why it's said they're gonna enlist for two years when enlistment minimum is one & a half year now? idk) oh man i just realised since he's hashtag physically capable he's probably gonna get at least a little bigger there's no way he's gonna be sent to an office for two years. i entrust my laying to rest to u & the mutuals bc i know my family won't do right by me ok? more seriously. i'm always afraid of sounding Weird if i talk abt ppl's facial features (despite being, yknow, an artist, so that's a thing i Have to focus on & study to get better 😭 & everyone else does it but apparently when it's me it's illegal in my mind) but his cheeks *face in hands* he also has such a cute smile. his smile when he's flustered is also um, well it is 😔💕. um. yea. that's about it

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Hi! How are you? My initials are y.l. 😁. May I have a reading too please? May be silly but i'm kind of curious about this. So I kind of have a crush on someone right now, but he got into the entertainment industry and became even more so "out-of-reach". Do you have anything perhaps that includes us being together in the future or anything in store for us? If it helps, his initials are j.w., a sagittarius sun while i'm a leo sun. Thank you so much! 🤗

Hey Y.L.

This is a tough place to be in for sure. I pulled two cards to indicated the situation and some advice. I pulled the Six of Cups, and the Five of Cups

In the six of cups I see a couple with passion and potential for romantic success. These feelings are however rooted in the past. The thing is no matter what a lot is about to change for J.W. and so a lot is about to change for you. Be aware that your feelings have potential to change down the road as things evolve into something new

The Five of Cups calls upon loss and disappointment. I see a loss of friendship for the gain of a short lived romance. Don’t ignore what you have because you mourn what you don’t. There’s a chance that the two of your are in each other’s lives for a reason, and perhaps letting things happen organically is the best path.

I don’t normally give personal advice with a reading but I feel inclined to for this one, take it with a grain of salt for sure. The thing is J may really need you as a friend while everything gets strange and new, and you may be more valuable to them in this way. Creating a romantic relationship can bring a lot of pressure and it’s likely they’re under a lot of that already. If you care about them (and you obviously do) the thing that’s the most important is being a rock for them. You might get a few months or so down the road and realize there’s a limit to what you can give each other, or you may love them more than ever. If things are meant to be they will be, but forcing them to happen now may result in closing that door sooner than the universe intended. Trust me, if the two of you are willing there’s always a way to make things work, but in my opinion it’s way better to have a best friend for life than an ex who you miss all the time.

I really really hope you two find your best versions of happiness, and I hope this gave you a perspective that you can work with. As always when it comes to relationships I am a huge advocate of starting a conversation. If you just can’t ignore how you feel it’s always a good idea to talk through it. What’s meant to be will be. I met my best friend because he asked me out and I turned him down, and I’m so glad to have him in my life.