#<- i live in a microwave ^_^

[spoonmoment87]

uhhh i forgot to send ask about this thingy, maybe ❄ with cheezit?? (it's been very cold for sometime here and ig this is all i can think about)

[mellohiizz]

void creature...

[theythemmer]

save me tattooed dan save me

(non tattooed version bc Arms and also this entire piece was inspired by this tweet x so i should probs make the top easier to see)

[marzipanandminutiae]

[applies for an even somewhat decently-paid job for which I am amply qualified, though the institution has rejected me for multiple other jobs in the past]

well time to look at Victorian houses within commuter rail distance on Zillow since I will clearly be able to pay a mortgage and restore that Completely Gutted No Appliances kitchen very soon!!!!

[starrylexlaura]

I know everyone condemns c!Wilbur during Pogtopia for wanting to end it but bro like,I get it. Imagine being stuck in some fucking cave/ravine,having lost it all,its so cold and quiet and isolating and claustrophobic and just humiliating. I'm surprised bro didn't kill himself sooner actually 😭😭 I would not have lasted 2 days

[third-king-of-salmonids]

SCREW ANARCHY SPLATCAST WE GOT OUR OWN THING

READY FOR A XTRA AIRWAVE? ITS TIME FOR

🐟 TRIUMVIRATE TV 🐟

WELCOME TO THE COOLER AND SWAGGIER ANNOUCEMENTS TV SHOW! ANYWAY, CURRENTLY IN ROTATION IS THAT BASTARD BOA-WAIT WHAT!? WE’RE GETTING A TRANSMISSION!!

WOAH!! ITS THE VOICE FROM THE DEPTHS!! IT WENT DING!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS-

OH YEAH NOW WE’RE COOKING >:V

UH THAT SAID WE SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON SNACKS SO WE DONT HAVE ANY LEFT FOR MORE DIALOG SO UHHHH PICKATEAMBELOWOKAYBYEEE

[charmingradiobelle]

Literally every single flavor of charlastor is perfect. Alternate canon where they have a romantic arc of Charlie bringing out a soft side to Alastor while he makes her stronger and more confident in herself? Perfect. Alastor being completely utterly obsessed with her even though his feelings are unrequited and Charlie only sees him as a friend at most? Perfect. Human 1920s AU? Perfect. Alastor is his creepy, vile, menacing self but around Charlie he’s an absolute sweetheart who does anything for her bc she’s the only exception? Perfect. Demon Alastor hunting for prey x unsuspecting human Charlie? Perfect. Vise versa, demon succubus Charlie x human Alastor who summons her to cause chaos and instead he falls in love with her? Perfect.

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

just got an absolutely despicable idea for a Stevepop fic I need u guys to know I am making this exact face

[housecow]

one of those days i wake up devastatingly hungry btw 😭😭

[clickbeetle]

my cat is scared because i rearranged my kitchen and living room. get a grip

[aster-daydream404]

WOE NARILAMB SHITPOST BE UPON YE!!!

Gossip has been brewing in the cult recently 👀

they’re so silly 🥰🥰🥰 HAJSHHAHAHAHA

(og meme under the cut HAHSJAHHA)

Credit to: @decompose1

[shadyhouse]

if anyone is able to throw a few bucks at me so i can buy groceries after work today itd be much much much appreciated 👉👈 anything at all helps

vnm: tobias_leviathan

pp: paypal.me/bewearrr

[avocado-frog]

thinking about how yaelokre says the playwright wrote the songs of origin based on stories the kids had told them.

thinking about "i can be different, i can't be puppeted" as a reassurance to clemente rather than one for themself or even from cole

thinking also about peregrine saying "i am not addressing it and we are not singing about it." in the milestone video. do you think they wanted a song to be written at all.

[namchyoon]

he was tired 😭 transl. ryuminating

[pleasedontcareaboutme]

My phone overheated

| 2001 / Soyo Rock Festival /

[baejax-the-great]

It's been months and I'm still absolutely baffled by the time I was touring apartments and I asked to see the kitchen, and both the realtor and the landlord looked taken aback and one asked me in complete surprise, "You cook?"

I am a human being in my mid-thirties what the fuck are the other options there