#<- shes so unhinged

[herequeerexitentialfear]

💎💎💎 for Mino!

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Mura sits up in her chair, a glint in her eye indicating you have caught her interest, "Minovae Arangeir, Hellknight, Order of the Scourge to be specific."

"A fascinating woman, both on and off the battlefield. A natural leader, an honorable warrior. By all rights she is a contradiction, chaotic yet lawful, good yet harsh, and above all, somehow not a total bore despite everything." Mura's chuckles remind you of a cackling hyena, her praise laced with something dangerous.

"Oh I'll admit it, i respect her. The Hellknights are an interesting group of groups, and there is much to be said about their infighting and contradicting goals," her eyes flash, "and much coin to be made. But yet i find to many of them are more rigid than the corpses they create."

"Order is nice and neat, but chaos is the spice of life. why have power if you do not wield it? and why stick to a doctrine that doesn't always serve you?," shes leaning forwards now, fangs slipping in and out of view, eyes fully focused on you, "take my advice, child. do not let anything cage you unless you can break the bars when it stops serving you. They wrap themselves in their chain and even as it serves them, it weighs them down."

Muras intensity dims, leaning back in her chair, letting her hands emphasize her words,

"That is to say, her flexible thinking elevates her over her peers in my estimation. She gains both from the security of the chains and structures, but does not let them bind her wholly, she yet has room to move."

"The best of order and chaos, because the best are always those who can adapt, and that makes her one of them. She heeds council from all sides, and chooses what she deems best after careful thought. She knows the weight of responsibility, of lives, and so does not make foolish decisions for other people."

the weight of respect in Muras words is also joined with the derision of those who do not do the same.

"There are very few people i am willing to submit to temporarily, much less work for for an elongated period of time, yet she is one of them. If the Order of the Scourge have need of my... talents, then they but need to send Field-Maralictor Minovae Arangeir, and i will assist... for a price of course, but I'm sure we can negotiate."

Mura pauses, something nasty growing on her face before being squashed into a pleasant smile, yet still it bleeds malice.

"i have heard... rumors. Its is something many of the order of the scourge dream of, but she, and her husband, are the only ones likely to make that jump, in my humble estimation."

"if you know, you know, but if you meet her, do pass on my love of watching mansions burn. i have done many things but i have not yet toppled an empire, and there is so much fun to be had doing so! why i may even make my serves free, the only payment the joy of hard work."

Mura is grinning, visions of bloodshed and political maneuvers bleeding out of her exited mind, finally clapping her hands together

"You will have to let me know how she responds."

[deadpanwalking]

I first read “if you were lazy you would be having fun” on your blog and it has genuinely been a life-changing piece of advice for me and my friends - I’ve said it to like four of my other executive dysfunction judies and without fail it earns a ten second silence followed by a single revelatory “fuck”

My dad and I actually ran into the speech language pathologist who told me that over 20 years ago at a town hall a few months back—she is retired now, but still advocating for disabled students at IEP meetings and being a nuisance to school administrators. I thanked her for everything, and she was delighted to hear that I was passing her words along to other people who needed to hear them!

[huachengsromcom]

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

[nosieposie]

baby u r my ANGELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cebwitch]

Thematic obsession

[ofswordsandpens]

actually I also wanna talk about the part where Percy convinces Bob to kill Hyperion because even though Percy never says anything outright sinister, the way he handles the entire situation with such cool ease, playing on Bob’s emotions... its so insane???

Because Annabeth’s reaction to the three of them encountering Hyperion reforming is: “oh this is bad we need to get out of here” She knows if Bob remembers himself, that it's not going to play out well for Percy and her. She also thinks about how they're being pursued and don't have a lot of time. Her solution to the problem, seemingly, is to leave.

But Percy's solution is to work the situation to his advantage. He re-affirms Bob's loyalty to him:

Percy then re-establishes Bob's moral code: "Some monsters are good. Some are bad. This Titan is bad. He tried to kill me and a lot of people. He's not good like you are."

And it ends with Percy leaving the choice of whatever to do with Hyperion to Bob but of course, is it really what Bob chose to do? Bob decides to kill Hyperion. It's not what he may have done, if Percy hadn't intervened. But it's exactly what Percy was oh-so-sweetly leading Bob to do.

And listen, I'm not claiming that it was exactly morally bankrupt of Percy to take advantage of a once-evil titan who could get him and his girlfriend through hell in one piece. Percy, Annabeth, they manipulate monsters and enemies all the time. Annabeth ended the previous book with manipulating Arachne into weaving her own web. So it's not exactly like she's against using manipulative tactics, in theory.

But Bob, at this point, is not just some monster. He is so painfully sincere in his belief in Percy and their friendship, so yes, it does feel a bit sinister whenever Percy uses Bob... and he really uses Bob.

And I think what makes the scene so unsettling, it isn't just that Percy manipulated Bob, its how well Percy manipulated him. He manipulates Bob so well that Percy doesn't even have to kill Hyperion... because Bob does it for him. He manipulates Bob so well, that Annabeth couldn't tell if Percy was purposefully trying to manipulate the situation. (Newsflash, he most definitely was). Like holy shit.

[thebrainrotsreal]

Freeing myself from the shackles of an organized comic format to get this idea out of my head!! Also, just follow the numbers if the layout is too confusing otherwise, but basically I want Spectra to be Jazz's Nemesis so bad. It just makes sense.

SO: the hypothetical episode's showdown would be them battling, and no Danny, he's already got beef with a packers obsessed billionaire. Now, Spectra's got the high ground with overwhelming power, but she's sloppier and easily irritated because of it! Jazz then outsmarts her, getting her angry enough to make enough mistakes to be corned and canned by the thermos.

Also minor spelling error ugh, meant to put "no one could", not "no could".

[pumpkinrootbeer]

last two episodes like

Charlie made a deal with Alastor VINEBOOM Alastor verbally confirmed asexual in the show VINEBOOM Vaggie has wings VINEBOOM Alastor could see himself getting attached to all of them VINEBOOM Vox is hard for Alastor??? Vineboom??? Pentious kissed then died VINEBOOM Lucifer is here VINEBOOM Alastor is missing VINEBOOM Adam is dead VINEBOOM Vox is still abnormal about Alastor VINEBOOM Alastor is back and desperate to get out of his deal VINEBOOM PENTIOUS GOT REDEEMED AND LILITH IS IN HEAVEN VINEBOOM VINEBOOM VINEBOOM

[dovewingkinnie]

sew the mouth of your zombie wife shut, now she can't bite you

[frogsprince]

hilarious how the r/trueswifties gals are defending this album with their last breath and saying the critics and the (well deserved) hate are just because she's a successful WoMAn

babes. shes an unethical billionaire who has such a big monopoly that her FULL album was played on every radio station, who took you all for a ride with all her variants and is so overexposed that her mediocrity is starting to be visible to the general public, she dedicated the whole album to a racist nazi (sorry. tattooed golden retriever), and the lyrics you call a masterpiece are actually horrid, but sure, it's all because she's a woman

[bloodsportified]

reneé rapp confirming lesbian regina george once again thank you mother

[wasyago]

they have so many belts....

[bauhin]

the Liu siblings have no sense of social propriety because of pretty privilege

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID in ALT] Steph and Damian doodle! This taps a bit into their pre-52 dynamic so that's what I was thinking design wise at first but I wanted to draw it w their more recent designs as well to stay hashtag current and topical, so you get both/a fusion, lol

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