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[butchdykekondraki]

REESES WHO IS THAT FUCK ASS TWINK AND WHERE DO THEY COME FROM CAUSE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH ALREADY ALSO SORRY IF THIS IS A DUMB QUESTION

- @thanatopia-111

NO NO UR TOTALLY FINE. HIS NAME IS ORANGE HERALD AND HES FROM THIS STUPID LITTLE OBJECT SHOW IM OBSESSED WITH RN CALLED I.O.N. WATCH IT PLEASE IF ONLY FOR THAT STUPID ASS GAY LITTLE TWINK!!!

[athetos]

While I was in the shower I joked “haha what if there was a baru cormorant and severance crossover” and then I thought a bit harder and honestly. It makes sense. Which is so scary. Baru has had enough of government failing to take any action against lumon (who was behind the injuries/deaths of her parents and the harm done to her community), and decides to infiltrate them to destroy them from within without them even knowing they were ruining their company but in order to reach a high enough position of power to do that, she has to first be severed. And her innie has no idea what her outtie is planning and is like Helly and wants to get out but a bit more subtly, and outside Baru has to figure out how to sneak messages to her without anyone else knowing so they don’t compromise the plan. Which manages to incorporate the whole “traitor” motif perfectly, she doesn’t know she’s betraying herself or others or not, they both have different motives, and you also capture some of her TBI and having a separate consciousness she’s completely unaware of in the next 2 books. Of course the other severed are all the dukes and duchesses from book 1, with the convoluted alliances you’d expect, and the management would be the cryptarchs. The clarified are definitely in there somehow, maybe they’re a separate department of people with cutting edge cyber punk implants they’ve been doing tests on (I’m not far enough in the series to know what actual depraved shit they’re up to, but I’m fairly certain they’re a biotech place). Aminata is Baru’s best friend + crush that’s a security guard at Lumon, but is basically blackmailed into spying on her because they’re suspicious of her intentions. Obviously her outtie gets with Aminata and her innie like, I don’t know, fucks Tain Hu in a storage closet. Since Traitor is so brutal with how it ends and I can’t possibly hope to capture that, I would just see it ending with them all being reintegrated safely and baru having TWO wives.

[ratgingi]

you have,,, ghs oc's right?? if i remember correctly,,, would you,,, would you wanna ramble about any of them?? haha, maybe tell us some info about them,, and info dump,,, even if they're so incoherent i am sitting here willing to listen to whatever your mind conjures /gen,, KSDNKJS

I DO i used to have more but they were either lost to time or need to be reworked and are not fit for public eye BUT there is.... her

babs ...... i was actually drawing her for a comms promo thing so thats what this is frm lmao

shes really under developed due to me jumping ship to a different hyperfixation right after i started workin on her BUT i have been thinking a lot abt her recently uhhh

shes a rat so i wanna make her related to the gregory family in some way . probably like . distant cousin or some shit who decided this shit sucks fuck it we ball im going to visit uncle greg at his place and works as a bartender to earn her stay

shes not very good with kids but does her best to be nice about booting them from the bar when they get in there . probably ignores literally everyone except catherine when shes there because babs is a big dumb lizard kisser whos too scared to Actually make any moves since any time cat talks to her its about one of the guys around the hotel </3

she and the second guest probably get along pretty well i would think. just like cat and mama have their girls nights babs and second guest probably hang out and have their own

[presidentschlatt]

Hello Jamie! o/ :D I love your blog. It's very pretty

-@wilbursoothouse

hey wilbur! :D thanks man! it took me a bit but i'm happy with it :] i'm glad we finally get to use this url haha. i like your new url too btw it fucks

[wibble-wobbegong]

you ever think about people and like. holy shit i get the pleasure of knowing other people and learning from them and stuff. like holy shit that is an entire other brain that functions completely differently from mine and has entirely new thoughts in a way i could never understand and that is SO COOL??????

[hermitcraft-8]

insane that i don't have a tag for nice posts or for when im in love with the world. i think i need one.

[labratgirlz]

anyone else got that one oc who is happy on the surface level but if you look undee that even a little you see that they are deeply reliant on another person to like. exist. thats damien abt michael

[bingoh3r0unt0ld]

oh.

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[epoxyconfetti]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

@magitekconveyor

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[wastehound-voof]

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

Art by: Henry James Garrett

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.