#hobos creations

[ratgingi]

finally fulfilled my destiny (redrew this sprite) 💪💪

[cheesebrackers]

Cringetober time starting with the man himself

[nunalastor]

You know what would be fun is if Charlie ran a DnD game as a group bonding activity. It encourages creative thinking, problem solving, and most important, Teamwork! She gets some... mixed reactions from the group.

Husk: Wait, why are we playing this kid's game? Niffty: Oh I don't know, maybe because SHUT THE HELL UP HUSK! Charlie: Niffty. Charlie: She's right though, shut up.

Angel Dust is into it. He has some fun coming up with a silly character concept based a little on himself and mostly on just what he thinks sounds fun. He's not taking it too seriously but he gets Husk into the idea. Angel Dust's character is a crossdressing assassin who uses seduction for their job and Husk's is an arcane trickster who is partners with Angel Dust's character.

Vaggie's more straightforward, making an aasimar oath of redemption paladin who worships a golden haired demi-goddess (Charlie blushes). She skimps on the backstory and basically just builds her character with combat in mind because she gets shy about roleplaying. At least at first.

Everyone expects Alastor to be a murder hobo of some kind but surprisingly his character is a fair bit different from himself. That's because as he got into the character creation thing he subconsciously started basing his character's traits on his mother's so now his pact of the fiend lady warlock is essentially the team mom. He's the one keeping the party on track, preventing the rogues from wandering off to steal stuff when they've got an objective to focus on - or busting them out of jail when they get caught - or reigning in the actual murder hobo (Niffty's character).

Niffty just wants to stab things. She was disappointed when she learned that it was essentially make believe but excited when she found out that meant she could use much bigger stabby things than normal. She plays a bloodthirsty barbarian tiefling whose appearance is based on Alastor but otherwise basically is just Niffty.

And Lucifer has been roped in as well. He decides to go cleric to fill the much needed healing role in the party and basically sets up his character to be opposed to Alastor's character at every turn by making his character the follower of a good deity with a specific hatred of Alastor's character's patron. Only they never get their in-game rivalry off the ground because they're almost immediately forced to work together to rescue Niffty's, Angel Dust's, and Husk's characters from jail (Husk got dragged into shit by the other two. Vaggie's character is a guard in the prison whom they take as a hostage and that's how she gets recruited into the party). Since Alastor's actually playing his character and is being helpful, Alastor doesn't feel right about antagonizing him and their characters actually end up sparking an in-game friendship. They're still assholes to each other out of game though.

👀

[ekkekk]

Day nine of Yaz’s April Art Challenge: a creep i think needs more love !

I’ve barely seen any fanart of Hobo Heart and I’d love to see more :( his story is so fun but i wish we learned more about his early creation and life before CC

[creepylittlelady]

How old is everyone in your AU? Like, could you list their ages.

Hi! Thank you so much for this ask, and thanks for everyone else for sending me asks whilst this account lay dormant lol. I’ve been super busy with school and now I’m on break for 2 weeks so hopefully I’ll get to everyone!

This is an ask I’ve been waiting for LMFAO I love to make master lists!

Youngest - Oldest

Oliver Henderson: Eternally 7 years old, died in 2007

Lily Kennett: Eternally 8 years old, died in 1998

Lifeless Lucy: Eternally 8 years old, died in 1997

Sally Williams: Eternally 8 years old, died in 1966

Lazari: Between 8-10 (the forest works in confusing ways)

Grinny Cat: 11 years old (made in 2013)

BEN: Eternally 12 years old, died in 2002

Nina the Killer: 13 years old

Lost Silver: Mentally about 14 years old

Smile Dog: 15 years old (made in 2009) (damn he’s the same age as me)

Lulu: Eternally 15 years old, “Died” (sacrificed her eyes) in 2003 (resurrected immediately after)

X-Virus: 16 years old

Judge Angels: 16 years old

Bloody Painter: 17 years old (I know he’s canonically like 40 but I aged him WAY down for plot convenience)

Puppeteer: 17 years old

Nathan the Nobody: Unknown, but assumed to near Jeff’s age

Jeff: 17 years old

Liu: Eternally 18 years old, “Died” in 2008 (resurrected in 2012)

Jane: 18-19 years old

Clockwork: 18-19 years old

Toby: 19 years old

Kate the Chaser: 19 years old

Stripes: 20 years old

Bleeding Man: 20 years old

Zero: 20 years old

Eyeless Jack: 21 years old

Sadiya: 22 years old

Masky/Tim: 25 years old

Hoody/Brian: Eternally 26 years old, “Died” in 2014 (resurrected shortly after MH ended)

Rouge: 30 years old

Nurse Ann: Eternally 35 years old (died in 1945, resurrected in 1958)

The Dollmaker: 45 years old

Hobo-Heart: Claims to be exactly 100 (unknown creation date)

The Rake: 100 years old

Jason the Toymaker: 124 years old (created in 1900)

Dr Smiley: 125 years old (born in 1899, made immortal in 1936)

Candy Pop: 150 years old (created in 1874)

Laughing Jack + Jill: 159 years old (created in 1865)

Splendorman: 164 years old

Trenderman: 166 years old

Slenderman-

Body itself: 124 years old

Charles: Either 45 or 169 years old

The Operator: 1000+ years old

Zalgo: 170 years old

[hey-haven]

Redesign part whatever: Hobo Heart

OH MY GOD HE WAS SO HARD TO FIGURE OUT

I looked into his design and story and realized that he is just shirtless in most of them sooo I worked with that. Thought it was cool to give him a heart shaped hole in the middle of the chest. The design is heavily inspired by a character in Nevermore, a webtoon I’ve been reading. I wanted him to be big and buff and crazy intimidating to contrast what is described to be a rather patient and quiet man. I decided to make him very no nonsense and constantly only having his one mission on his mind.

I also made him into a reaper and nothing more. Originally he was described to come from “voodoo magic” which is frankly worrying cause voodoo is an actual west African practice that I doubt the creator did the proper research on. Maybe they did and I’m not giving them credit, but can you really blame me when K*stoway was super fucking ableist with his creation of Toby? Creators back then were not the most sensitive on difficult topics like mental health, SA, and being respectful of non-western cultures is what I’m trying to say. The point is that I am playing it safe and ridding that aspect of his character.

[loving-delusions]

SAMS Lunar headcannon <3

I'm putting it under the cut bc there's blood and talk of killing and murder and yadda yadda.. I got kind of carried away/descriptive with it at the end tho :(

also i made a lil drawing of it but it's pretty cartoonish, but still, blood <3

and a smidge of dynamic between the Blood twins and Lunar :)

Okay so! This little headcannon was just made in my lil brain moments ago so forgive me if i got some parts wrong but then again this is a headcannon and im just some random guy online brainrotting over a fictional character

As we all know, Eclipse made Lunar since Eclipse didn't like Bloodmoon very much. Bloody was too violent for him (apparently.) so he made Lunar (hooray for the creation of our lil guy yaayyy~)

But I've been thinking

What if Eclipse still gave Lunar some form of violent-ish tendencies that Bloody has? Sure, it's not very visible or maybe Lunar just has better control of this ability

But since Eclipse never really seemed to mention this to Lunar (maybe from fear that Lunar would end up like Bloody), Lunar never really got to use his ability or acknowledge this want to kill since he isn't made to be very violent, like how Bloody was

But timeskip somewhere to when Lunar and Bloody got pretty close, maybe when he was able to give Bloody their own body, he decided that:

Yeah sure, he could come with and watch what Bloody is really doing when they kill people or hobos in the street (like what Lunar said lmfao)

And that's when it would click, i think

The moments when he'd watch the twins kill and mutilate someone over and over and over again, he'd grow some sort of fascination with it.

There's, like, this sense of curiousity, as morbid as it is

But then again, I never thought Lunar as all goody two shoes or even lawful good.

He would then come along and just watch from the sidelines, never actually participating in Bloody's little activity, but he is thinking and is brewing some thoughts in that little head of his

But when Bloody says something when they don't actually like killing and is just driven by the unwanted need for it and wants to do it less even with how much it pains them, Lunar would respect that ofc

At the end of the day, Lunar still sees Bloody as family and still shows care and concern (or whatever other familial feelings) for the guy

But he couldn't help but think about killing people, and just rewind the lil recorded memories of him watching Bloody out in the street while he stood a few feet away

dark red splattered on the pavement

the humans just seeing him behind Bloody and yelling at him for help before getting dragged back to the red animatronic

the strong metallic smell of the blood

Lunar couldn't help but smile at the thought :)

[bruciemilf]

For some reason, of course, when I think of a Battison with a Robin, I can only think of the following scenario:

The film begins with Bruce, who in some ways is now a bit more media-friendly, nothing over the top or at least showing a bit of the beginnings of the creation of the Brucie Persona.

But, instead of showing a media showing Bruce being a gallant or possibly unmarried tycoon… show a Bruce, clearly exhausted and desperate for a cup of coffee.

The media, TV and local press only talk about how Wayne Corp and other companies are having a busy or difficult year because of dangerous cough vigilante issues cough. But others claim that Bruce is expected to be exhausted, because even though this year hasn't been as complex as some of the worst ones, having to make it to a kid's gymnastics championship while having a Taiwanese meet for Zoom can't be easy.

You can see the mansion, still looking old and spooky, but with Bluey's music blaring through the corridors, some circus-themed toys on the floor, and an Alfred, trying to convince Dick (who we don't see him yet) that he should take a shower.

And no, just because Bruce can hang out in his pajamas like a hobo all day doesn't mean Dick can do the same.

And that's why Alfred would have to nag Bruce to take a shower too, because otherwise Dick won't want to take one.

And in case neither of them wants to take a shower, the weekly allotment of nuggets and the use of the Batmobile to go to McDonald's will be cut by a month. Not to mention that Dick won't get his Robin or henchman suit if he still doesn't want to take a shower.

Yes!! I love this. I think it'd be incredibly interesting to see Bruce interact better with kids than he does with adults, and consequently, the world getting to know the real him is really cool

Hey, of course Batman gets dunked on for having a literal kid at a very gruesome crime scene, but. This is Gotham, man. Babies pop out of the womb and steal a doctor's wedding ring

[therealmidasproject]

MIDAS Project OC Rules

I would like to note here at the top that these are the same rules that we gave our players during character creation and what we as GMs also abide by.

No God Modding. This means characters with powers such as Bill Cipher's reality bending. Loopholes are discussed in-house with PCs and are not applicable in OC content. (tldr, no loopholes.) Each character is only allowed one Tumblr Sexyman, so it's easier to ensure fair participation, but in order to preserve the experience overall, there is no god-modding allowed in character powers.

No Murder Hobos. A murder hobo is a term popularized in Tabletop RPG [ttrpg] spaces about characters who choose—above all other options—to solve their problems with killing and hurting NPCs and other PCs. Especially in tandem with "insane" characters, it's disrespectful and insensitive. Most TTRPG Dungeon Masters, when seeing a murder hobo in the making will actively either bar you from participating, ban you from their table, or both. No one likes roleplaying with someone who solves all their problems with murder.

Character assignments do not have to be on the sexypedia but they must meet at least 10 tropes as listed here.

We've gotten this question in the past so I'll mention it here as well, the gender of the character doesn't not affect the possibility of assignment. Tumblr Sexymen' (for you younger tumblr users especially) is specifically a term used to describe characters who are surprisingly loved by Tumblr or the rest of the internet, especially romantically. It was popularized by the site-wide fascination with characters such as The Onceler [The Lorax (2012)], Jack Frost [Rise of The Guardians], Sans [Undertale], and Bill Cipher [Gravity Falls]. It has no relation to gender, sexuality, or any other defining aspects, but it can be designated with Sexyman OR Sexywoman depending on personal preference. Most older Tumblr users will use the term Sexyman indiscriminately.

If you create a character with an assignment that is not on the wiki please DO NOT make suggestions or edits to the wiki.

[theresattrpgforthat]

I’ve been a big fan of northern fantasy, but especially viking sagas, epics and of course the Eda, are there any games that fall into genres similar to the Volsung Saga or The Epic of Ragnar Lodbrok?

THEME: Viking Sagas

Hello! The following recommendations are either based on Norse Fantasy, Viking Fantasy, or historical Norse societies. Some are more realistic than others, but they run the gamut from light-hearted to serious, and from fantastical to realistic.

9 Lives to Valhalla, by Gem Room Games.

9 Lives to Valhalla is a frenetic, gleefully ultraviolent ttrpg about death metal viking cats earning their seat in Valhalla through glorious violence and death (all 9 of them)!

Nine lives to stalk the earth! Nine times to die with sword in paw! Nine Lives to Valhalla!

You are a death metal viking cat, earning your place in the drinking halls of Valhalla by casting a wake of blood and carnage upon the blighted earth in each of your 9 lives. Guided personally by DEATH, your merry band will leave a wake of ruin ending only at the hands of a truly worthy foe. Find treasures, trade with merchants, mercenaries, or ghosts, and follow DEATH to seek worthy foes, fiendish traps, and ensure your place among the greatest warriors of catkind!

This is absolutely the kind of game you want to pull out for players who want to dive into violence with glee. This is a death-metal dark-fantasy world, with dangerous opponents, a pantheon of cat gods, tons of character abilities, and GM advice on how to design your own foes on the fly. If you want a game that indulges a party of murder hobos and sends nods to the pop-culture tropes of Vikings, you might want to check out 9 Lives To Valhalla. 

Ydalir, by Loreshaper Games.

Ullr took something that is rightly yours. He reigns in his court, Ýdalir, and that is where he has taken your treasure. It may be your beloved, a prized possession or tool, or even your honor—and you will get it back.

One player will take on the role of GM. They will guide the saga as it unfolds. They will tell players when to roll, and what the threshold is. The other players will make heroes seeking to reclaim what Ullr stole from them—they may be after the same object or several different things, but getting them back is a shared quest. 

This is a one-page bluffing game, in which you don’t have to tell the truth about what you rolled. However, other players can take on the role of Ullr call your bluff. If you lied (or failed), you suffer a Loss, while if you tell the truth, you gain a Focus, which forces other players to tell the truth, or reveal their next roll and gives your player a step up in the future. If you like the idea of characters bluffing their way past a God to get their treasures back, or you just want a small game interacting with Norse mythology, you might want to check out this game.

Runecairn, by Odin’s Beard RPG.

In a long forgotten age, a raging war shattered and devastated the worlds of gods and men. Now green life blooms amidst the ruins of the lost worlds. Wondrous and terrible beings roam the Nine Realms. Civilization stumbles forward, fresh and reaching.

Strap on your bearded axe and linden wood shield, delve into the forsaken barrow and cleanse the draugr within. They will overwhelm you at first so prepare to die. But when you wake up at the bonfire, you'll know what to expect for your next attempt. Parry their attacks, disarm them, and hack them to pieces. Defeat the mad jotunn within and claim the soul remnant they protect.

Death is not the end.

Runecairn: Core Rules is a 44-page, black and white tabletop RPG zine, which includes a Norse fantasy setting, a full game system, and character creation rules for adventures set after Ragnarok destroyed most of the Nine Realms of Norse mythology. Runecairn is based on Cairn by Yochai Gal, with streamlined rules, fast character creation, and gameplay based on exploration and player choice.

This game is designed for the OSR gamer, which means that death is likely and character creation is quick. This game has quite a few supplements that you can pick up to enhance your play, from the Advanced Rules, (solo play, advanced character options), Beneath the Broken Sword (an introductory dungeon crawl), and Wardensaga, a package that contains everything in one place. If you’re interested in a rules-set that is easy to pick up and carries time-honoured nods to the fantasy game, with a Norse Mythology twist, I recommend Runecairn.

Blood Feud, by Bläckfisk Publishing.

Blood Feud is a game about toxic masculinity: certain common attitudes and behaviors among men, that cause great harm to them and to others around them. This is a game about people being nasty to each other and about figuring out why.

It’s also a game about vikings of pre-christian Scandinavia; about honor and blood feuds, courage and brutality, corruption and consequences. Above all it is a game about what it means to be a man in such a world—and what consequences that has on the communities they live in.

The goal of the game is to explore and experience toxic masculinity, while at the same time creating a thoughtful drama about relationships, competition and social consequences. Blood Feud is decidedly different from the other games on this list in that it takes away fantastical elements and focuses on the intertwined relationships of Vikings through a critical lens. It does this using the well-matched Powered by the Apocalypse system, which is a hallmark for dramatic role-players. If you’re interested in Viking life as well as exploring public and private relationships, you should absolutely check this game out.

Iron Edda: World of Metal and Bone, by Tracy Barnett.

Dwarven Destroyers stretch shadows across Midgard, a harbinger of war to come. Brave human warriors abandon clan and holdfast to bond themselves to the bones of dead giants, hoping to push back the Destroyers. Strangers from others lands appear in Midgard, bringing with them strange powers, and tales of war abroad.

Seers advise and divine the future, but the fate of the world is murky and dim. Jarls, thralls, and warriors fight in common cause, shouting “victory or Valhalla!” as they charge into battle. Ragnarok has come, and you live in a World of Metal and Bone. Will you dine with the gods in Valhalla, or dance with the dishonoured dead?

Another Powered by the Apocalypse game, World of Metal and Bone lets you tell stories of brave warriors, Jarls, Bone-bonded giants, and their defense of their holdfasts. Based on Dungeon World, this game includes something that not a lot of PbtA games have - established lore. There’s not much of it, but characters are presented with names that follow the naming conventions of different cultures and locations, and the book begins by presenting the reader with different factions and neighbouring countries.

If you’re interested in this setting but you would like a different system, Iron Edda Accelerated is in the same world but uses the FATE rules system instead. There’s also Iron Edda Reforged, a side-story game about building a neighbourhood community and taking down the gods - although this is less Norse Mythology and more a modern-day post-apocalypse.

Godtale, by Bläckfisk Publishing.

GODTALE is a Norse mythological micro RPG about escapades and rivalries, about cunning and vainglory. You portray aesir, asynjur and vanir of your own creation. Together you go on adventures in the Nine Realms. But each of you wants to be the deity who earns the most glory—not infrequently at the expense of your companions.

Godtale is a game in which you can win or lose. You will compete against your fellow players to gain the most Glory by the end of the game. You do so by overcoming Trials, using your Domains, Attributes, and Possessions to do so. You must also be careful not to accumulate too much Pride, which will negatively affect your dice rolls.

As for the GM, this little game provides a few pieces of advice on running the game, as well as some roll tables to give the characters interesting Trials. Overall, this game is quick, simple, and a great way to establish new myths about the deities of the Norse Pantheon - maybe even a great way to set the stage for another game on this list!

In The Time of Monsters, by Possum Creek Games.

It was the final age — the old world was dying, and the new world was struggling to be born. Every day Ragnarok drew closer, the end of the world heralded by churning seas and raging skies. The gods grew rotten and weak, their greedy eyes sunken into rotting skulls. The great heroes were reduced to grist in the mill of war. It was the final age before all things ended, and as the world-tree rotted, everyone knew … Now is the time of monsters.

In The Time Of Monsters is a tactical combat TTRPG about bloodsoaked heroes vying for power at the end of the world. It's inspired by Norse Mythology, Lancer, and Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition. 

Jay Dragon is more known for games that are diceless or centred on storytelling, but this game seems to be a divergence from this pattern. This is meant to be tactical, it’s meant to be combat-focused, and it carries the familiar character elements of stats, special abilities, and inventory. That being said, characters will also answer questions about where they got their weapons and magic items and what they want in regards to the end of the world. 

If you're looking to tell dramatic fables about tragic warriors on a grid while rolling dice and getting big numbers, this is the game for you. If you’re looking for an adventure to drop into this game, you can check out Ullr’s Revenge, a third-party supplement written by Ripley Caldwell.

[tasmiq]

Jumu'ah Sohbet: 16 February 2024

This week saw so much synchronicity, miraculously in different spaces at different times within our Tariqa - leaving one to declare Subhana'Allah (Glory to the Divine) in awe! With this very message of Shaykh Taner brandished onto our spiritual hearts:

"Continue seeing the Creator in the created, and contemplate on this, and love Allah in your Shaykh because your Shaykh loves Allah in you"

Let me narrate the account, Bismillah (with the name of Allah) ...

#1. Our hearts were first seared with Haq (The Truth) through the analogy of seeking our own "Mad Glen" moment. It is where a regular homeless drunkard came to the rescue of a mother and son in the UK after the young son was invoked by the desperate and exasperated mother to simply pray. The very next moment was a knock of help, borne out of the generally disheartened mother that was always willing to see Allah in "Mad Glen" and with nothing herself, coming to his aid.

Needless to say, we know that the mother and son found emancipation in Islam, coming from a secular background. Because our Shaykh Nishaat himself met the son into his adulthood in South Africa as a Nasheed singer with the stage name of Muslim Belal. Shaykh Nishaat echoed into our consciousness that it is Allah who guides as Al-Hadi. He reminded us that in the Qur'an through the example of the Prophet Muhammad PBUH, Allah said, "You give the message, and I will guide them." So making anyone Muslim is not in our hands, but if we can live as human beings, and help those in need, we will see how it plays out! We may also have our "Mad Glen" moments, so we shouldn't treat anyone in a disparaging way.

#2. Shaykh Nishaat reminded us that we should be looking for the signs of Allah as He says in the Qur’an, "I will show you My signs in yourselves and the horizons." We should understand that Allah is not restricted to working with Muslims or so-called ones. We don't even know who Allah may consider a Muslim or an Atheist. We may look at somebody as a drug addict, drunkard, or hobo, but we don't know what is in their hearts. Poetically did Shaykh Nishaat thereafter declare that Allah veils the signs, but Sufism opens the way for us to see the signs, as the science of signs!

On that matter, your Ammu infact was "infamous" with her relationships with people in impoverished despair, which your Aunty Farzana fondly recounts. How I wouldn't shy away from asking for food that I offered the homeless - back - always seeking their reassurance that they won't throw it away. Another time, we were serving together at a community soup kitchen, and this one homeless lady was complaining, and so I admonished her, and Alhamdulillah, my admonition was appreciated by her. I proceeded to get useful career advice from her, at a time that I found no joy with the design world! It may well have later driven me into Development Studies, in the service of the poor. Shukran Ya Allah (Divine gratitude) retrospectively for the sign!

#3. Shaykh Anjum then potently reflected on what Laylatul Mi'raj means for us Sufis. Beyond being awestruck by the light of Prophet Muhammad PBUH as a paramount and pre-eminent force in creation that returned to the heavens that he came from on the same night. Personally, it is important for us because we are all going on our respective Mi'raj as we are journeying to Allah through Fanafil Shaykh, then Fanafil Rasul, and of course Fanafillah!

Mi'raj means ascension, growing up and rising. For us Sufis, it means that we are trying to ascend ourselves through knowledge, connection, spiritual exercises, Sohbets, inculcation, awareness of the signs around and within ourselves, and the understanding of our Divine purpose. This is done through our repeated focus as repeated remembrance of Allah (Zikr) as aptly translated by Shaykh Taner.

#4. Shaykh Anjum further clarified my point of worry about the prescribed numbers of Salah. We must observe the correct dosage that retains and magnifies our connection, as personally established. We are just in this world as passersby. We have to keep that mindset, holding onto our connections and focusing on Allah! He echoed undeniable Haq (Truth) when he said:

Salah is basic, and there is more that Sufis have to do! We are not part-time people. Salah is only five times a day, whereas Sufis are 24/7, 365, lifetime / Hereafter and onwards. Even after you are gone in this world, it doesn't stop! The basic tickbox of 5 rakaat Salah doesn't apply to Sufis, which is being mean and business like. We don't do business with Allah. We do love! Fana means to totally annihilate yourself. It is not a simple word.

#5. In this article, we are made to appreciate how Allah guides and how everything works together within Allah's processes and order. Just as emphasised by Shaykh Taner, we learn to see Allah in everything as His Divine signs. Our inspired brother and fellow mureed Mphutlane deeply relayed:

“I bear witness that no reality exists but Allah” I see only Allah. I know only Allah. I love only Allah. It is important for us to note that it is not us who do the witnessing and seeing. It is Allah who turns us into His witnesses. It is Allah who turns our tongues and our lives into a Testimony. It is Allah who turns us into his eyes. When we become self-righteous about our acts of faith, we miss the fact that we are not only the witnesses but that we ourselves are the witnessed. For a witness is the light that illuminates to see and therefore becomes seen in the process of seeing. Or as Rama Maharshi puts it:

“The “witness” really means the light that illumines the seer, the seen, and the process of seeing”

Therein ended the blessed, rich synchronicity across different moments in time. I am left in utter gratitude that I am afforded the ability to dive deeply, as deep as the ocean of Sufi knowledge. At a time of physical disability, humbled am I to gain spiritual wings:

Shukran Ya Allah

[ratgingi]

my favorite guys <3

[cheesebrackers]

That checks out.

[lavendersartistry]

So I just found out about Hobo Heart's creation being voodoo and the story with that not being used respectfully.

Little pissed that people can't be respectful with cultures, especially closed cultures.

So my idea (discussed with a friend) to technically fix his origin story:

I see Hobo Heart being a type of spiritual guide for souls every Dia de los Muertos, hence his appearance looking similar to calaveras.

His story with the girl would still happen but I see him more of becoming a dark cupid, judging the love lives of others and if a person isn't faithful in the relationship: "Do you value your heart?"

So to me, Hobo Heart acts as a guardian for those who may get their heart broken by those unfaithful to them as a type of vow to never let anyone's heart break again.

He would still do his job as a spiritual guide but who's to say he can't do two jobs?

[kellerybird]

I already have like five* runs going help

Sag-Aftra: half drow druid, basically a test run that I'm using as the basis for aurelia so I can do her run properly. Fuck around & find out (good ver.) Trying to romance as many characters at once as I can but leaning very heavily into Astarion rn

Lilith: Mephistopheles teifling rogue, basically gonna be self serving criminal run lol will get with anyone and everyone is possible

Celia: Mephistopheles teifling paladin, oath of devotion. Intended to be a true good run, will probably romance wyll with her

Nephele: half high elf fighter. Certified Lesbian Run.

*Selto (not started): dark urge, fuck around & find out (evil ver.), possible murder hobo. That's all I've got right now. Will expand on this when I get around to her I haven't even gone into character creation for her yet bc I'm saving her for a multi-player game *evil laughter*

*Aurelia (not started): half-drow druid. Essentially will be a sort of "true run" with her own lore, probably will definitely be using mods with her. As close to a magical girl as I could probably get with this game.

*Unnamed bard (not started): no idea what I wanna do with this yet either aside from making her "the Sword Coast's #1 Aspiring Idol! ♡" bc I feel like it'd be funny to have a bard that is really bad at being a bard but so obnoxious about it. Will also probably use mods bc God damn if I'm not gonna try and anime-ify as many tav's as I can bc I have a brand to maintain

[human-antithesis]

Rancid Bowel Sarcoma

rotting defleshed incarnosia minch liynph excraving hobo stench reek pustulose exploring on peeled pubic pukes I ramming my dick in your hole

splitting grabing oesophagist sogs gariliac paenemic chunky cannals consumed on broken faeces your organs melting in my stomach virgin systems of digestion munched

clinning waste in my slithering sodomy suprapubical necrotic scrotal suffering

remained on pedophiling bizarre pulverize

all flesh freezing toracical endo genitallia facial nerves diluyng on pulp deformia

gribled wasted unborn grotesque deranged torturing dark putrid tissues menstruoparasites on lepral burst excruciating eruption of severed glibs rectocellia laping splatting sherds dehiscenced broweds rancid buffets

the pubic structures pro lapses in rupture smells of desintegrated skulls on purulent lard prunctured retro plasming innards breakage boling on genetical aftermathing wrist

carbuncular neo cervyx immerse of urine slurping rectum thrombose in repugnance

in disgust y rancid regurgitate violent engorgement blasted on anatomy

stiff endo sarcoma grinning bursted lurk of perverse swarming vile recto macerated nausea undinicism breaking on suppure stench vitreobactereology infesting the crabia strangled myo cavernosa purulence uretra completly full of reeking shreds critycal pro indigested gut in rancid fluyds horrid pircing in phallus chewed pus

formed bowel of ulcerous fluyds anoplasmical deform saturated of oxidisied ferocious disgorge depraving in your body swollen larynxpurulence cyst

raping all porously flesh on dislocated grim peeling your insides on crepitating scrubs i'm your cure in your perverse disease filling you in mastication

i'm meeting my real antropophagist desire

my climax is totally fulfied and the smell of my creation grubs in perverse