#<-- these two need to fucking meet

[volant-endeavor]

Hahahahhahaha

[feels-for-the-fictional]

You can't tell me our main man Jim, Jim Kirk, James Kirk, James T Kirk, James Tiberius Kirk, CAPTAIN stack of books on legs James Respectful and Sensitive Tiberius Kirk does not know about Vulcan hand touching and their significance.

This man. JAMES KIRK. Looked at Spock, clearly vulcan spock, hands firmly planted behind his back Spock. LOOKED him up and down, and despite absolutely knowing it would not be considered impolite if he didnt offer a hand shake, looked at Spock, tall drink of water Spock, Vulcan sensitive hands used as terms of affection Spock, and was like hmmmm absolutely will make this Vulcan shake my hand. AND SPOCK gave like 1 second of thought before he was like yes absolutely here is my hand to hold for you and you only. I AM DECEASED

[kristiliqua]

im manifesting so hard rn

[suffarustuffaru]

so i talked a bit about reinjulisuba on this blog in the past like in this one ask but now ive made a quick and easy diagram summarizing their whole deal <3

[1982brucespringsteen]

[merakiui]

Would CEO Azul pressure them to have sex with him after their one night together? Does he ever get the twins involved as a cuck situation?

Oooo I think the tweels would pressure you into sex. Maybe because they’re both lusting over you and it’s not fair Azul got to spend a night with a cutie like you. >:( the twins want their cake, too!!!! And if Azul isn’t willing to share, they’ll just have to fuck you in the break room or in his office when he’s out for meetings or even up against the counter in the department kitchen to whet their appetites. The twins wheedle you into all sorts of secret, salacious exchanges and you’re powerless to say no because they hold your employment status over your head. One word to the CEO and your cushy position will be taken away. :) they’re absolute menaces and they get away with it, too.

Of course it starts covert, but Azul is perceptive and eventually he’ll notice something’s not right in the way you interact with the twins. And the twins want him to know. They want him to catch you with hickeys, see your rumpled uniform, observe you hurrying to fix your makeup before anyone can ask questions. They want Azul to know that they’re filling you up daily. <3 so they probably fuck you on his desk minutes before he’s set to return just so he’ll walk in on the explicit display and you’ll be absolutely humiliated and terrified all at once. But imagine how much it would sting if he walks in on you and the twins and you think he might take your side and help you out of this situation, but then he’s shutting and locking his office door and… oh dear. He’s just as bad as the twins. >_<

[sadisthetic]

hanbok!!! for fun!

[kindlespark]

godddddd rereading the canton scene is so fucked up like robin is finally apologising to ramy about hermes with genuine understanding and regret. before that moment he couldn't reconcile babel's bloody foundations with his own enjoyment of it; couldn't grasp how everything he'd worked for had always been this death and exploitation until he saw it with his own eyes. how ramy knows that he's finally opening his eyes to something ramy had known his whole life; that he and robin are tragically, horrifically connected by that web of exploitation, not just through babel but through their own countries that are being forced to serve empire and destroy each other in the process!!! their countries and their lives are irreversibly undeniably caught up in the other's downfall, thrust together by no choice of their own, but by the systems of exploitation that ensure only the british can win. LIKE IS ROBINRAMY NOT THE MOST DOOMED TRAGIC FUCKED UP RELATIONSHIP IN EXISTENCE IM GOING TO THROW UP i just can't get over it i can't get over how robin and ramy as people and as cogs in the imperialist system were given no other choice but to cling to each other in britain, to help each other as the only other boys of colour around, but then to ultimately doom and work against each other and their countries for the crown. im srsly going to pass out and die

[dmclemblems]

“Claude in Hopes is exactly the same way he is in Houses! He’s always been like that and has the same feelings/morals!”

Claude in GW/Hopes:

Claude, literally, in Houses:

Let that speak for the fact that Claude was written with a 180 characterization in Hopes.

Claude wants peace and to bring everyone together; not to tear them further apart. That is his character.

[appri-dot]

HI HELLO

sorry for the ask jumpscare idk if they're fully open or not

BUT

i was scrolling through your blog n stuff and i saw one of your answers saying something about woody obv being a very old model nutcracker and that hes not fully "domesticated" like more modern ones

And idk if our lore is 100% the same/similar but i thought that was really funny cause my boy connell is a very new model of nutcracker that baisically has full control of what he does too (tho hes a good noodle and listens lmao) , so just the idea of nutcracker co. Seeing the first wave of nutcrackers doing whatever they want and being like "man fuck that" and restricting the hell out of them but then later being like "actully thats chill" fhhshsfa

I deffinetly know mavros is a bit jelous of connell haveing full control of his shell right off the bat but im curious about ur goobers reaction if any to the fact ir just connell in general :D

Anyways thank you for reading and have a good week :3

No no you're right, they were very "man fuck that" Woody is both physically and mentally different from the modern Nutcrackers (in my hcs atleast)! The evolution of humans wanting more humanoid Nutcrackers does seem pretty on par, Woody barely understands the circumstances of his condition or the real implications of being what is considered faulty machinery.

If meeting your Connell I think the first thought would be "that mf is huge and is going to eat me." After that natural instinct is waved away hed see them as another (very big) friend, indiscriminate! Woody is very fragile though, cannot play guns or kick fights that mf would be on the ground folded.

if he knew about everything like the built purposes and himself as obsolete hed mostly be confused on how humans work (or whatever corporate entity creates the Nutcrackers) doesn't know why people change their minds so much.

If Woody saw Mavros he would big ol eye at em n try to poke em w his tendrils to see if Mavs is like him or like Connell (as in more natural nutcracker leaning or giant eye man made horror)

CONNELL IS SO BIG THO WOODY HAS A FEAR OF GIANTS HES GONNA THINK UR GUY IS SOME MUTATED NUTCRACKER GHDDGHDH

[tediousdelusion]

the absolutely most chaotic modern steddy hands au i can imagine is established couple ed and izzy with recently out divorce attorney stede.

like, izzy and ed got married young. maybe because they were drunk in vegas. maybe for the spousal immunity since they are and always have been involved in some less than reputable dealings. but they aren't exactly a "real" married couple in their own minds even tho they live together and their lives are needlessly intermingled.

ed is going through his midlife crisis. he's unhappy, wants to find out that there's more to life. and izzy is done with his shit after the most recent flight of fancy. because i love irony, i think that he buys a boat and comes up with some flimsy justification for why he needs it for "business purposes."

and so izzy threatens divorce, like he has a million times. and ed doesn't buy it because izzy is all talk. but izzy is serious this time - or at least he wants ed to think he's serious - and so he goes and hires a lawyer. not some bus stop lawyer either, no. he wants the real deal and his name is on the joint account, dammit, so ed's money can pay for it too.

enter stede bonnet, divorce attorney at law.

stede is from one of those old legal families. his father was a lawyer and his grandfather was a lawyer and his great-grandfather was... well, you get it. and stede doesn't really want to be a lawyer, but he doesn't have much choice in the matter. his biggest rebellion is practicing family law instead of becoming in house counsel for an investment bank.

for forty-odd years he plays the part of the good son, well after his father is dead. marries the girl he is supposed to, has two kids, a nice house, a steady job. and sure, he's never really happy happy, but he's a divorce attorney! every day he sees marriages so much worse than his own that he figures what he and mary have must be the best a person could hope for.

until woops! actually, no! his marriage is just as bad as half his clients' and now he's going through this whole process himself and oh, yes, on top of it all, he just realized that he's gay!

so between chauffeuring the kids, reading about all the gay culture he's missed in the past four decades, and catching up on his other cases, he ends up meeting one izzy hands. sad case, stede hates to see the end of a long marriage, but it seems easy enough.

except things aren't easy at all because 1) izzy and ed don't actually want to get divorced and 2) stede is starting to fall for ed, izzy's enigmatic and charming husband.

ed is falling for stede, too. of course he is! stede is interesting and new - he comes from this old family tradition that ed's never seen before, but he's also creative and witty and fascinated by ed. and so ed takes it upon himself to help introduce stede to gay culture, preferably by a hands on demonstration.

izzy knows what's going on. of course he does. he's seen ed take interest in someone before, knows what it looks like. but what he doesn't like is that stede is starting to return his interest. stede is izzy's fucking lawyer. if anyone should get to fuck him, it should be izzy.

cue a series of rom-com style hijinks where ed and izzy are both trying to seduce stede, stede is trying to save izzy and ed's marriage, and all three of them think they know what the others want. for more angst and more comedy, you can throw in some actual ethical rules, like how lawyers aren't supposed to start fucking their clients. (there's also a lot of conflict of interest here but shhhhhhhh)

of course, this ends in a throuple. exactly how could go a few ways. maybe izzy walks in on ed and stede and stede is waiting to be fired, but izzy just loosens his tie and joins them in bed. maybe they make it all the way to the first court appearance and when the judge asks if they really want the divorce they're like, nah. he's shagging the lawyer but i guess i want to be fucking him too. maybe stede forces them all to go to lucius sponsored couples counseling and they get perma-banned when they start making out on the couch.

anyway, no matter how it happens, i think stede quits divorce work to become izzy and ed's criminal defense attorney and they all have a long and morally bankrupt good time together

[hella1975]

just think this time tomorrow ill be publicly indecent in a spoons somewhere. i am so strong

[torgawl]

me: *installs a fun little dating game*

day 3 of playing it: *mc's family dies in an explosion*

[fairycosmos]

indi the german shepherd and emma the pitbull

[todayisafridaynight]

if ryuji got to live and hang out with the morning glory kids long enough i know one of them would've introduced him to the concept of fursonas and scalies and he'd go fucking nuts

[sandumilfshou]

also does anyone else have one or multiple long ass self-insert fanfic universes that you imagine more of every night as youre falling asleep

mine is that im a far off traveler who arrives on the shores of ancient fantasy mdzs china with foreign cultivation (and a translation spell) who ends up going to the nearest cultivation sect as like a guest cultivator

i'm allowed to stay there and wwx is the one mostly running things since the sect heir and some of his disciples are out on a night hunt expected to last about two weeks, so i'm well settled into lotus pier by the time the sect heir comes back

and i make a total fool out of myself just staring like a moron because jiang cheng is so so so so so pretty why did nobody fucking prepare me for this???? and so i end up saying "sorry i was just. you're literally the most gorgeous person i've ever seen in my life"

and jiang cheng BLUSHESSSSS because obviously no one has ever said this to him and im like can we date. can i court you. please let me walk along the shoreline with you beneath the stars and hold your hand and kiss your cheeks

and jfm and yzy basically say that my foreign concept of dating isnt really done amongst gentry they usually set up arranged marriages/betrothals but they arent willing to do one with me since i'm a foreigner with nothing to my name and no dowry to bring to the marriage. so i decide then that im going to spend time in all the great sects learning from them and making a name for myself until i have a strong enough reputation that they'll give me permission to ask for jiang cheng's hand

and he's like so flustered and i gotta keep hyping him up while i'm there because like. he clearly has self confidence issues and doesn't think he's anything that impressive next to wei wuxian but quite honestly it's more impressive to me to not naturally be good at something and needing to put in hours and hours and hours of hard work and training to perfect your craft rather than just naturally being amazing at it

and wwx is on the sidelines like YEESSSS GOOD APPRECIATE MY SHIDI