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[reinafish]

💔💊me gusta verlo llorar

[p-jinx]

Heal deals!!! Its like herding cats!!

[verquilla]

hear me out... alien invasion au... basically an alien version of Deimos crashes into Sanford's property and they fall in love..

[significantly-annoyed]

headcanon that jonathan sims was a scrawny little twig who obviously didnt eat enough in seasons 1-4 (especially in 2-4) but once we reach season 5 and he has the whole world’s worth of fear to feed on, he looks the healthiest that he has in basically his life, he’s feeding often and well and his body is thanking him for it

[wolvierinez]

I'm too cruel for this earth (<thought something Slightly Mean several hours ago)

[nowjumpinthewater]

Okay so my first impression of you was: Damn another cool popular Tumblairian let’s go steal their toes ig and my impression of you now is dam these toes taste awful at least the liver is tasty

I'm not super cool or popular but thank you 😭

sorry my toes don't taste good 😔

[its-arson-time]

hi reminder you are loved and cared for! /p uhhhhhhh sends you tma stuff thumbs up grinning emoji -love anon

bro is feeding my autism

[rh1nest0neluvvsu]

you know who it is niglet

GET AWAY FROM ME

[boyswillbebutch]

i must not think that for that is the mind killer augshfhdj

[stus-warrior-designs]

Exists and then dies

[reinafish]

Suggestive maybe ??

Ruby ily Ruby <333

[redstonedust]

phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

[woman-respecter]

kids these days are like “i need chat gpt to write an essay that would normally take 12 hours in 2” but back in my day i did that all the time by using a little technique called “writing some absolute bullshit.” and yet i still walked away with a better essay and more critical thinking skills than i would get if i used chatgpt. write a bad essay that you started on the day it was due, but write it yourself.

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

[tfatwsbarnes]

tower fics are so back baby