#>:b

[paranormalcryologist]

COME GET YOUR HORSE BOY.

[kameyyy]

isami suger double date what utter chaos are we getting into??

dodger omg ily this is a great question.. and it's a loooot of chaos..

isami & suger double date:

- we're at a restaurant all 4 of us wanted to try out, reviews said that said the waiting time before the food arrives is long tho..

- i fear mattsun and I brought a board game or a card game to play while we wait for our food, but because we're all lowkey (insanely) competitive it turns messy quite quickly and pieces fly everywhere

- we're so loud, everyone keeps looking at us in an annoyed and lowkey concerned manner

- the waiter comes over a lot of times and asks us to be more quiet, but we last maybe 3 minutes before you or mattsun start yelling again

- my drink accidentally gets kicked off the table when you attempt to choke mattsun since he keeps kicking you out/pissing you off

- ..we lowkey get kicked out before our food even arrives

- hungry we decide to hit up a convenience store nearby, but we race with shopping carts down the aisles, grabbing snacks and dropping some on the floor

- the store is a mess

- I steer the shopping cart into a shelf

- the manager is not pleased with us

- we then head for a picnic at the park

- it's dark and I'm carrying some bags of chips

- I trip

- the bags of chips burst open

- we sit and eat and talk shit, somehow we end up prankcalling random people

- it's getting cold so we head to apartment #isami because we have a wii and all sorts of games (and alcohol)

- suga and you immediately head for the wii to set it up and there is a chaotic scramble to grab controllers, and somehow you end up with the one that doesn’t work

- we play mario kart and it's a mess (we found a working controller for you)

- dodger i never played games with you before but you give off vibes of someone who is the king of trash talk, so you're just throwing jabs at everyone who dares to take you over or hit you with a shell

- suga retaliates with exaggerated disbelief whenever someone overtakes him or hits him with an item (shells, the thunder cloud, etc)

- meanwhile, mattsun throws in the occasional smug comment when he's in the lead, and I just enjoy the chaos, chiming in with quips that leave everyone laughing (because i can be really funny guys💔)

- to spice things up, suga suggests silly challenges like playing with the controller upside down or blindfolding one person while their partner gives directions

- mattsun loves the idea but groans when we do the blindfold challenge, making #suger laugh with his frustrated attempts to bring #isami to victory

- #isami lost and you and suga make us wear some weird but funny makeshift costumes, complete with a fake mustache, for the rest of the night

- we all take a break to create custom miis that resemble each other

- suga and your miis turn out to be wild caricatures, while mattsun's version of me is surprisingly flattering, earning him a cheeky smile and a teasing "favorite boyfriend" award from me.

- his mii is a diabolical caricature though, like it's lowkey worse than what #suger created

- as the night winds down and the competitive edge fades, it's replaced with lazy conversation and laughter

- you suggest watching some horror movies to cap off the night and everybody agrees (i didn't, but mattsun agreed in my name, i fear, since he enjoys seeing me scared)

- whenever I need to go to the bathroom someone has come along with me 💔

[valuedvacillation]

wuh oh, unforseen conseqquence to the faygo

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[summer-fire]

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[buggotbrain]

saw a theory that the SmokeStack twins were posing as one man in Chicago, which helped them get away with stealing from both sides. i'm poised to believe that because visually their clothing was very clearly of the two mobs. smoke was full irish— tweed, bowler hat. while stack had the full mafia look. yk italian leather shoes, fedora etc etc . like the details!!

[bugshark]

go my tennas. eat my gifs

[tio-trile]

Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror

[gooselycharm]

SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

[sbeana]

coping by drawing them being fun and awesome and normal and silly

[drowning-in-this-sadnesss]

[jellybeanzrock]

Today I was chatting with two guys and mentioned I was aroace. It went a little something like this.

A: wtf is that

B: it means she’s not attracted to people in that way

A: bro you can’t just not pick a side, that’s crazy

B: nah, it just means she’s spectator mode

A: OHHH IT MAKES SENSE NOW

I have never felt more validated or laughed so hard

[emptiness-statue]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Back in 2013, I posted a Welcome to Night Vale fic and someone commented, “I’m autistic and I see myself a lot in the way you write Carlos. Did you intend for him to autistic?”

And I was like “I’m flattered you think so! No, he’s not intended to be autistic, but I’m glad you can see yourself in him.”

Now twelve years later I spent some time this evening trying to track down that comment to give a very belated clarification. Whoever you were stranger, hey. I only said no because I based Carlos heavily on me, and since I wasn’t autistic, Carlos wouldn’t be either. Well. I’ve learned some stuff in the intervening decade that strongly support your literary analysis.