#@briar.l.may

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Most awkward thing I’ve filmed. It can be really fking hard/frustrating to style pregnancy but here are some outfits I don’t hate. My clothes are all from pink blush maternity

[liberty-barnes]

here's a compilation of good insults i found cause the shitty anons seem to have made a comeback.

feel free to reblog and/or add your own.

i wish i could keep up the tradition and insult you back, but since i can't do better than what nature's done, it seems rather useless.

everytime i'm reminded of your existence, i wish thanos would snap his fingers.

ooh, love it when you talk dirty to me, are you gonna tie me up next? my safeword's pineapple. (this one works particularly well cause they'll freak out and call you a sex offender, despite the fact that they were sending you unsolicited death threats :D)

i can't tell if you're a better argument against evolution or creationism.

i'd explain it to you, but unfortunately, i don't have seven hours and a packet of crayons

we've all got something to bring to this discussion. in your case, it's silence.

you're less of a human being and more of a...loose collection of human flaws.

people like you are the reason condoms exist

your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom manufacturer

you're like a walking-talking ad for birth control!

you are about as important as a white crayon in a non-artist's collection

oh, i'm sorry! i didn't mean to push your buttons! i was just looking for mute.

you look like a before picture.

your personality says you should marry rich, but your face says you should study harder.

i just LOVE the way you state the obvious with such a sense of discovery!

you have the subtlety of a brick and the depth of a shot glass.

you are about as sharp as a marble

when your mother drops you off at school, does she get a fine for littering?

i just have two questions: where have you been all my life, and how can you crawl back there?

people like you are like treasures! you just want to bury them.

i can only explain it to you, i can't understand it for you.

i envy those who haven't met you.

you're like the ends of a loaf of bread. everyone touches you, but no one wants you.

somewhere out there, there's a tree whose single purpose is to replace the oxygen you waste. you should go find it and apologise.

i hope you lose weight so there'll be less of you to get on my nerves.

do you wanna continue this when your braincells start working again?

[gone-to-oregone]

[Lex duetting a tiktok]

Man: can you answer twenty questions in 60 seconds?

Lex: Probably not.

Man: what does “idk” stand for?

Lex: I, Donkey Kong

Man: Are you alive right now?

Lex: that’s up for debate.

Man: Do you prefer jogging or swimming?

Lex: Neither.

Man: Can you point to your nose?

Lex: [does so noncommittally]

Man: Was Michael Jackson a good dancer?

Lex: Yeah.

Man: What’s a word that starts with the letter L?

Lex: Lobotomy.

Man: Are you lazy?

Lex: At the moment.

Man: Who is one of your heroes?

Lex: Lucifer.

Man: Am i speaking Spanish?

Lex: Yeah.

Man: What do you like most about your face?

Lex: That I have two of them.

Man: Can you fly?

Lex: Yeah.

Man: Can you drive a motorcycle?

Lex: Yeah.

Man: Where is the door of the room that you’re in right now?

Lex: Hell.

Man: Is god real?

Lex: No.

Man: If I fall, would you catch me?

Lex: No.

Man: How many days are there in a week?

Lex: Far too many.

Man: What are the first three digits of your phone number?

Lex: 867.

Man: Are you confused?

Lex: Yeah.

Man: What’s your favorite dessert?

Lex: Revenge.

Man: Were these questions difficult?

Lex: Yeah.

[enemies-to-lovers-stan]

For anyone who is on Tik Tok, actress @briar.l.may would be my literal ideal casting for Feyre Archeron in an ACOTAR movie. I literally cannot imagine anyone else as Feyre.

[boazpriestly]

Y’all, this is how you ally.

TikTok from @briar.l.may

[wrestlethethistles]

My brain, when I’m trying to fall asleep.

[high-quality-tiktoks]

I don’t know what I’m doing but the makeup will melt off in all that heat anyway babes🖤