#[hotel]

[baddiephilosopher]

[spuffybot]

Dear hotels,

1. Why can’t I have an outlet next to the bed anymore? I just want to plug my phone and laptop in. Is that so much to ask?

2. What do you have against bathroom doors? And I’m not talking about those frosted doors that don’t close all the way and that are basically see through. I’m talking about real bathroom doors. I just wanna pee in private is that so much to ask?

3. Just let me have the water for free. You’re already charging me so much to stay here and I can’t open a window and let real air in so I’m dry. Ok? I’m dry. Let me have the water bottle. Just let me have it.

4. I want a real blanket. One that’s hefty and warm and comfortable to sleep with and also one that’s big enough to pull up past my arm pits. I know it’s a lot to ask, but I’m asking.

5. Are we doing housekeeping or are we not doing housekeeping? Because there’s signs all over my room telling me I have to request housekeeping but then I’m being woken up at 8am by housekeeping. Stop gaslighting me.

6. What happened to all the mini fridges? Where did they go? I’m concerned.

7. I know that you put the same product in the shampoo bottle and the body wash bottle. I know.

8. What’s with all the lights? Why are there so many lights when I’m trying to go to sleep? The curtains don’t close all the way, there’s a light on the TV, a bright light from the clock, a mystery light in the ceiling, a blinking light coming from the bathroom….make it stop.

9. I see that both sides of the bed can’t have a nightstand. I’d ask what that’s about but I think you have enough to answer for.

10. Elevators. That’s all. Just elevators. You know what I’m talking about.

[80threnegade]

[n4jja7]

AND YOU'RE TELLING ME LILITH LEFT THAT MAN

HE'S SO CUTE JUST LOOK AT HIM

[grickle14]

There had been small rumors floating around. 

[raihyeon]

[catchymemes]

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[mivik01]

What room number ?

[victoriapedroza]

Lagunita, 2019

Sticker here

purgatorie

[evan-collins90]

Lush & verdant hotel selections from the book, 'The Hospitality and Leisure Architecture of Wimberly Allison Tong and Goo' (1995)

1-3 - Hyatt Regency Cheju - Cheju, South Korea

4-6 - Shangri-La Hotel, Garden Wing- Singapore

7-9 - Palm Hills Golf Resort and Spa - Okinawa, Japan

All designed by the firm, Wimberly Allison Tong and Goo (WATG)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My friends and I booked a room at a place called “The Murder Hotel” because I thought “surely nothing bad will happen”. My friends immediately ditched me, and I spent the rest of the time trying to find them while also evading evil hotel staff. I woke up absolutely fuming and almost texted the group chat to tell them all off for leaving me to die.

[liasisss]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW LUCIFER AND CHARLIE ARE LITERALLY THE daddy-daughter duo

I LOVE THEM SM THEYRE EVERYTHING

[myopus]

Showing off.

[n4jja7]

Why do I actually love this so much and want it to become canon, help-

Credits to @Inglov5 on Twitter/x for image

[cat-cosplay]

Biblically Accurate Angelfood Cake

Hosting a watch party with Ribs today.

[metropole-journal]