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radioactivehydronerd · 1 year ago
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Me and the bros meeting up for a game of Uno
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pmdtherogueteam · 10 months ago
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istharoth · 9 months ago
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Bonus:
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weirdass-cryptid · 10 months ago
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Why is bro kinda 🫦
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schatzii · 1 year ago
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You know what? I think that House is actually hughlaurious guys... you just don't get him like I do...
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redwolf17 · 1 year ago
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*chanting even louder* PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT
Despite her terror, Sansa pressed further. "But you might be mistaken?"
Deziel gave Sansa a pregnant look, then stiffened.
"Her Grace is right," he said smoothly. "You said yourself that the test is not as reliable if the limbs are not relaxed. My lady was tense as a lance, as I recall, thanks to the severity of the pain. And it could not have helped matters that the swelling was so pronounced already."
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softguarnere · 11 months ago
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Me, walking into a new social situation where I don't know anyone and can't be sure how they'll respond to neurodiversity: New mask, same task!
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secretlytranced · 2 years ago
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Sink.
Addicted.
am i addicted to my sink?
... i mean, i use it a lot. like. . . a lot. I don't even shut off the faucet when i brush my teeth bc i like the sink to fill up real high and play chicken with the drain... and then there's the kitchen sink... i pile everything into that and...i don't know what i'd do without sink. i... wait...
o.m.g. i AM addicted to my sink!
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rioblitzle · 7 months ago
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working retail
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sylviareviar · 2 months ago
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"Almighty Stars! It's an old man!"
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beastwhimsy · 7 months ago
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a project I finally got around to finishing!! the mane 6, inspired by their earlier generation counterparts, within a medieval fantasy style setting. please don't repost without permission! you just need to ask.
some fun facts:
fluttershy is half unicorn here!! that's why she has the deer-like build and slightly long tail.
rarity is half horse
applejack is fully just a horse.
pinkie and rainbow are the only true ponies
their jobs (in the order shown in the lineup) are royal messenger, royal jester, royal menagerie keeper, royal tailor, royal orchard farmer and Queen Celestia's Most Specialest Student.
in this au, they all met due to working within the castle grounds.
in this au, celestia is queen, luna is still banished, and twilight is discouraged from making friends as it distracts her from her studies. she is celestia's heir and grew up in the castle.
they are all marekissers. lol. also rarity is transfem and rainbow is bigender.
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callmeizukunotdeku · 2 months ago
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omg the fire is doing what??
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When the cult leader that’s been trying to steal your car confronts you and he’s got fire coming out of his hands and his big tits are out and he’s really scary. Relatable
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featherfangart · 3 months ago
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Two Sides Of the Same Coin
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outer-andromeda · 3 days ago
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"He's mad" yeah no shit you sprayed him with bug spray and called him a rodent what were you expecting
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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krisrisk · 3 months ago
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"How much do you love your house?"
Joy: "Listen ...."
I went for a four mile walk while the workmen were here to avoid the construction dust giving me anaphylaxis and now I’m getting fucked by whatever this chemical compound is that they used to run the new pipes.
Even through my super duper mask it’s like breathing in a tire fire. (Obviously we have the windows and doors open before anyone suggests it.)
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