#[i'm so sorry i had to]
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Me and the bros meeting up for a game of Uno

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#not comic#art#nonsense#I'm so sorry I had to#got ill multiple times and the universe keeps trying to take me down. but I persevere!#still working on them pages (ouo)b#update#kinda
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Bonus:
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Why is bro kinda 🫦
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You know what? I think that House is actually hughlaurious guys... you just don't get him like I do...
#I'm so sorry I had to#some people work for a living some people work for fun... girl i just work for you...#i hope that some of you also possess a terrible sense of humor#hatecrimes md#house md#I will walk myself out guys... don't throw any rotten vegetables at me
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*chanting even louder* PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT
Despite her terror, Sansa pressed further. "But you might be mistaken?"
Deziel gave Sansa a pregnant look, then stiffened.
"Her Grace is right," he said smoothly. "You said yourself that the test is not as reliable if the limbs are not relaxed. My lady was tense as a lance, as I recall, thanks to the severity of the pain. And it could not have helped matters that the swelling was so pronounced already."
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Me, walking into a new social situation where I don't know anyone and can't be sure how they'll respond to neurodiversity: New mask, same task!
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Sink.
Addicted.
am i addicted to my sink?
... i mean, i use it a lot. like. . . a lot. I don't even shut off the faucet when i brush my teeth bc i like the sink to fill up real high and play chicken with the drain... and then there's the kitchen sink... i pile everything into that and...i don't know what i'd do without sink. i... wait...
o.m.g. i AM addicted to my sink!
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"Almighty Stars! It's an old man!"
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a project I finally got around to finishing!! the mane 6, inspired by their earlier generation counterparts, within a medieval fantasy style setting. please don't repost without permission! you just need to ask.
some fun facts:
fluttershy is half unicorn here!! that's why she has the deer-like build and slightly long tail.
rarity is half horse
applejack is fully just a horse.
pinkie and rainbow are the only true ponies
their jobs (in the order shown in the lineup) are royal messenger, royal jester, royal menagerie keeper, royal tailor, royal orchard farmer and Queen Celestia's Most Specialest Student.
in this au, they all met due to working within the castle grounds.
in this au, celestia is queen, luna is still banished, and twilight is discouraged from making friends as it distracts her from her studies. she is celestia's heir and grew up in the castle.
they are all marekissers. lol. also rarity is transfem and rainbow is bigender.
#mlp#my little pony#worked SO hard on these I hope you guys like them!!!!#sorry about the watermarks. not taking any chances with these ones I spent hours on them#most of these were finished MONTHS ago. it was just fluttershy I had to finish#mlp fanart#mlp au#my little pony au#mlp g1#mlp g3#horse#pony#unicorn#pegasus#fantasy#yes the wings were heavily referenced. why is feather placement so difficult man#beastwhimsy#medieval mlp#medieval mlp art#mlp medieval#there have been a LOT of people whose ideologies make me deeply uncomfortable reblogging this lately#so. I have added some details at the end of this post. to hopefully dissuade them from reblogging. if I'm lucky#trans exclusionists this post is not for you.
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omg the fire is doing what??
When the cult leader that’s been trying to steal your car confronts you and he’s got fire coming out of his hands and his big tits are out and he’s really scary. Relatable
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Two Sides Of the Same Coin
#jayvik#viktor arcane#jayce talis#arcane#arcane art#i'm sorry for not drawing the location and some things accurately#it was all for the sake of composition#and my own sake bc i love longe haired Viktor design sm#had a lot of fun with this one#it was insanely difficult#but had fun#their love language is nerding out so here they are nerding out#las!art
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"He's mad" yeah no shit you sprayed him with bug spray and called him a rodent what were you expecting
#/HJ I LOVE YOU TENNA I PROMISE IM SORRY#Anyway I felt the need to draw these two and for some reason it HAD to be sort of angsty#I gotta draw them interacting more istg#I'm also starting to be more satisfied with how I draw Spamton :DDD so that's good#my art#doodle#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#deltarune chapter 3#mr ant tenna#mr tenna#tenna#spamton g spamton#spamton#spamtenna
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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"How much do you love your house?"
Joy: "Listen ...."
I went for a four mile walk while the workmen were here to avoid the construction dust giving me anaphylaxis and now I’m getting fucked by whatever this chemical compound is that they used to run the new pipes.
Even through my super duper mask it’s like breathing in a tire fire. (Obviously we have the windows and doors open before anyone suggests it.)
#I'm so sorry I had to#at this point my only thought is “sunk cost fallacy” whenever I read about this house#speaking from one person who cannot even temporarily move to a different place#you could have probably tore down the whole thing and built a nice new place#I'm NOT judging
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